/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2502 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

► Detected: 418,442 (+39,596) ► Died: 18,611 (+2,097)

— 3.52 billion people put under lockdown

— 162 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10

>NEWS
India under complete lockdown, 1.33 billion people
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Spain turns ice skating rink into a morgue
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600,000 infected in Italy, officials estimate
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Hong Kong tries to go back to normal, "third wave" stops it
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Spain state-run funerary closes, run out of supplies
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>RESEARCH
Bodies must be cremated
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Virus inhibits body's immune function
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>REMINDER
China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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Pandemic to last 18 months and include multiple waves
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
23:11: 2,173 new cases and 183 new deaths in Spain.
22:30: First case in Libya.
22:13: 109 new cases and 4 new deaths in California, United States.
21:22: 112 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
21:16: 74 new cases and 4 new deaths in Missouri, United States.
21:15: 152 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland.
21:02: 791 new cases and 4 new deaths in Germany.

>MORE
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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 24.03.

>3935 NEW INFECTIONS:
>32991 TOTAL INFECTIONS +13,54%
>36 NEW DEATHS:
>159 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 24.03. 23:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>FATALITIES:
>detailed report on fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>median age of fatalities: ~80
>average age of fatalities ~80
>new youngest fatality:
Berlin, man, 42, no more info
>probable average mortality: 10,51%
(Overrepresented mortality, because recoveries are not required to be reported.)
>New data suggests probable average mortality: 2,55%

>RKI reports:
+4764 = 27436 cases
+28 = 114 dead
updated: 24.03. 0:00 GMT+1
Common symptoms: cough, sniffles, fever.
Average age of infected: 45
Average age of fatalities: 82
>Fight against epidemic in 3 areas:
Protection of risk-groups.
Preparation and increasing of medical capacity.
Contact tracing and testing.
>At least 2809 recovered. That would put the probable average mortality at 2,11%.

>24.03.
Hamburg: Policepresident expects state of emergency.
Bayern: State to cover costs of catering for medical workers from 01.04. on.
RKI: 11000 volunteers apply to fight the virus.
Frankfurt: University clinic sets up COVID-19 clinic, expects lots of cases.
Bundestag to call state of epidemic emergency on 25.03., Bundesrat to approve on 27.03..
6 million masks for Germany "vanished" in Kenia.
Wilhelmshaven: Bundeswehr delivers food to people, unable to go to the suermarket themselves.
Nordrhein-Westfalen: 10 IC patients in need of ventilator from Italy to be admittet.
Sachsen: First 2 italian IC patients in need of ventilator admittet, both critical.
Ischgl: Employee of restaurant infected, breach of reporting obligation suspected, prosecutors investigate.

Italy: 2000 ventilators confiscated on their way to greece, export of medical supplies illegal since 25.03..
Spain: 2 COVID-19 patients flee from 2 different hospitals.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
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1rd

Do you believe in her potential?

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We /zugzwang/ now boys

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Fuck off Spain, this trophy is ours.

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Accelerate

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Maybe the mayan dude that predicted 2012 was dyslexic afterall

Reminder Trump is absolutely convinced it's an overblown hoax.
Fox10 Virtual Town Hall featuring Trump and more:
youtube.com/watch?v=S7fxGYHuV7Q

Notable timestamps:
1m45s:
>flu numbers are much worse and we don't shut down the country over that
>car accidents are even worse and we're not asking factories to stop making cars
7m33s:
>we've had 1293012380123 flu victims per year and didn't shut down
>muh economy
>muh gdp
>we've had flus before
>we've had viruses before
>just socially distance and work harder lmao
>just clean your hands five times more than you're used to bro
>"a recession will have more suicide-related deaths than an unleashed pandemic"
11m:
>WE'VE HAD HORRIBLE FLUS
>THIRTY SIX THOUSAND PEOPLE DEATH DEATH
>never closed country
18m20s:
>country opened up by Easter
33m20s:
>we've never closed the country before and we've had some pretty bad flus and viruses

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Remember to sign up!

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Don't reply to Chinese team posters.

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OH NO NOT THE HECKIN' PRISONERINOS

Spanish Big Sis Influenza is here.
What should she wear.?

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Got the rest of my UV-C 254 nm lights in the mail. Didn’t lick the box. Have shades and aiir for the Ozone. Things looking good. Neighborhood is fucked. Was my art too late? Fuck you always Gary, xoxoxo

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this shit is never going away,inst it?
argentina numbers already jumping,more than 1k in a few days

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I just want my beer again

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Whats up with the lemurs?

CORONA IS RISING IN ITALY AGAIN YEWAASSSSSSSSS

based

You are only minding the trophy until the weekend then the US gets to keep it forever.

ww1 style gas mask obviously

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Do Germans believe those death numbers, or is there at least some skepticism?

God i hope he opens everything back. people will have parties to celebrate. schools in many places would reopen if the president said to. it would be glorious

How the us is handling this is fucking shit tho.

Honestly, churches should just buy a bunch of surgical masks and gloves and give them out to parishioners at this point. It'd incentivize people to actually come to church, and they could use it for surviving the rest of the weekly rat race.

Thanks argiebro

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US is about to overtake you
You had a good run, but it'll be soon be over!

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 53,287 (689) Spain 39,885 (2,808) Germany 32,986 (157) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,863 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Brazil 2,247 (46) Australia 2,144 (8) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (11) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3) Argentina 387 (6) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +9,553 (+136) Spain +4,749 (+497) Germany +3,930 (+34) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +809 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +238 (+2) Canada +701 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Brazil +323 (+12) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +488 (+2) Turkey +343 (+7) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+2) Ireland +204 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +152 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Romania +218 (+4) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Argentina +86 (+2) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Algeria +34 (+2) Lithuania +30 (+1) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +30 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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burgers are going to get absolutly raped aren't they

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What vidya will you fags be playing? I want to be comfy laughing at normies with frens

>inb4 not your fren, buddy

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...

As soon as I read all the normies were given free pornhub premium and had essentially become COOMERS it broke my coomer chains

Haven’t fapped or watched porn for 7 days now. After years of addiction I finally broke it. It’s like corona chan gave me a window of opportunity to exchange my soul for all the normie souls and I made it.

My brain is screaming for the dopamine rush but I’m not going to give it to him. I know how it works from years of experience. Once that hit comes in it will be even harder to say no the second time. The path into coomer hell.

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>Iraq
you and me are pretty fucked even with out corona

Who's gonna win this race?

I bet on muttland

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Be alert we gonna overpass Italy.
A por el bote ohe

no dude, we want the opposite. i don't want to die.

ONE.
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

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Is your death rate rising? Currently seems to be 0.5% but wasn't like 0.1% a couple of days ago?

Best hospitals
Highest amount of ICUs
Highest amount of ventilators
No reason to doubt them

Fuck off Achmed. We want this to end. Fun is not allowed anymore.

Both of you are small time

E A S T E R
A
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Haven't been following gorona updates since the last 2 weeks.
Can someone redpill me on the "vaccine in 12-18 months" meme?

lolis

LIBYA IS DOWN
>LIBYA IS DOWN
LIBYA IS DOWN
gulfnews.com/world/mena/coronavirus-war-torn-libya-confirms-first-case-1.1585090189261
LIBYA IS DOWN
>LIBYA IS DOWN
LIBYA IS DOWN

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This Chinaman is mad people are flaming him for trying to import n95 masks from China to Canada for profit. Chinese 'kill' cases?

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Resident evil 3.

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Spics, niggers, urbanites, and boomers yes (and that's a good thing)

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coronavirus oeee coronavirus oeee

What did I do wrong guys? She’s Chinese by the way, idk what kind tho.

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>40 000 cases in day
>over 2 000 deaths in a day

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>Average age of fatalities: 82
people over 70 generally dont work anyway... why is everything shut down again?

WE WUHAN NOW
>WE WUHAN NOW
WE WUHAN NOW
>WE WUHAN NOW
WE WUHAN NOW
>WE WUHAN NOW
WE WUHAN NOW

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Can we all just acknowledge that the US is going to smoke Italy and China by this Saturday?

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how DARE you insult trump's magnificent job. remember, back to work tomorrow.

We don't live in a monarchy, he doesn't have this authority to actually halt social distancing.

World ended im 1202 confirmed we live in an astral nightmare

I think mutt exceptionalism will triumph this weekend

Is it 748 or 600????

Can anyone find sources for the 601 deaths added to Russian anons telegram for Italy just now IN ADDITION to the earlier 743 7 hours ago?

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I always think your flag is the fag one at first glance.

You had the audacity to dare to think that this will ever be over?

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Did you offer her any food that ended with "at"?

I'm playin Harvest Moon. It fulfills the unrealistic male fantasy of being a self sufficient patriarch figure with a house, wife and job.

USA , SPAIN or ITALIA? who will win the CORONA BOWL make your bets /cvg/

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We want chaos. Fuck living. If we are doom may as well make an spectacle of it.

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Terraria playthrough with my closest frens and grabbed Stardew Valley too.

ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

S P R E A D

Veterinarian tech here, we’re forcing owners to stay in the car and we bring the animals in for everything, not that it really matters considering it’s airborne, we only started wearing maskes yesterday and that’s only because the big dick surgeon is at risk, otherwise this dump wouldn’t care, one overnight retard who smokes came in last night after struggling to breathe most of the day with a shitty paper mask and only got thrown out after an hour of touching everything.

The best one is me heavily interacting with some 80 year old who finished the conversation with, “oh and my wife is in the hospital for respiratory issues, bye!” And she is confirmed to have it now, so I’m probably fucked, but who cares gotta make that money!

Maryland continues to be hell on earth

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Add this to the general faggot.
confirmed, n95 masks ARE reusable, they can be sterelised without filtration loss in a home oven at around 70c for 30minutes.

>Over the past 24 hours, Spain has reported nearly 7,000 new cases of coronavirus and 680 new deaths, raising the total to 42,058 cases and 2,991 dead


ITALY BTFO

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Dude, we're trying to get you out of here.

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Where's Q?
Trust the plan
The next step
Master plan
Fuck you in the ass

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>Idaho infected

Rip America

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Wonder will China announce a bunch of new deaths so they don't look so suspicious. They can just say the cause of death has been changed to coronavirus for a few thousand people who were never tested.

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Just go out and buy some cans or whiskey user, you'll be ok.

HERE WE GO

are there any other examples of government/media stupidity like this?

I'm building a collection.


twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/status/1226566648729133056?s=20

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>1/3rd of the U.S.'s infected are in New York City
kek

oh. well if that's what you want man. i think it's going to be bad regardless. aside from how poorly the feds have been handling this, state and local officials seem even more retarded. i can not believe the stupidity at the state level that we've seen in most of the country

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Coronachan will be unleashed in a manner never before seen

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>Saying China virus is RACIST
But
>Saying Italian virus is not
>Saying USA virus is not
FUCK CHINESE
AND FUCK
Zhuang, Uyghur, Hui, Manchu, Miao, Yi, Tujia, Tibetan, Mongol, Dong, Buyei, Yao, Bai, Korean, Hani, Li, Kazakh and Dai

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>Who's gonna win this race?
We'll win the official numbers near-term by virtue of being 5x the size of Italy and waffling like crazy about how seriously to take things.

India has strong odds of beating us in the official numbers race if their early lockdown fails, and if China wasn't run by serial liars, I'm sure it'd take us at least a month for our official count to catch up with theirs.

zugzwang why?

you say that but you lib NPCs spamming we gotta stop going to work and die of starvation are about to get BTFO

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>tfw I live in city full of jew york transplants

It's over

Gonna host a CS 1.6 server next weekend and you can't stop me

I hate being trained in microbiology, I know what happens next.

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Trump's twitter is a gold mine.

For the user in the other thread wondering why Jew York is getting btfo by Coronachan.

>pic related

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jew york should have it's own counter

You must be new here. Madagascar.

Meanwhile in the US

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It's because the tests now are decentralized, it was bound to jump like that when they started measuring the infection in all the country, argentino puto

I don't care what you want. Fuck you. If you die you die.

Reminder that the reason so many old people are dying in spain and italy is because the hospitals are not helping them and are instead putting the young patients on the beds

Fuck everyone in the ass was the master plan ever since the braindeads took over in the age of technology

I CANT WAKE UP LADS ITS NOT WORKING HELP

I am here to warn Europe, particularly France, Spain and Italy.

A much bigger happening is coming this summer.
The Chinese virus has spread world wide causing significant damage to economies, some of which may not hold.

North African economy is mostly based on oil and tourism, both of which are currently worthless thanks to Corona chan.
If things dont go back to acceptable levels within couple months, these countries will go bankrupt,

People will have no other option then to move to Europe, we're talking ~200 million people

>snow birds leave Florida early to escape Corona-chan
>fly back to jew york
>jew work becomes wuhan
>snow birds get infected
>fly back to florida
You can't make this shit up

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Super spreads assemble!

it needs one

STAY WHERE YOU ARE NEW YORKERS, STOP SPREADING....FUCK!!!

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Can I get some
>FLATTEN THE CURVE
HOOOOOOOOYYPE
Up in this BIATCH!!!

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Recovered are not required to be reported, that made the data inaccurate, today 2837 recovered were reported, that dropped the probable average mortality a lot, before that it was rising.

>1000
Source? Clarin just put up an article saying there are 380.

I do, I think she can change the world

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They actually believe the numbers...
How cute

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I don't doubt your hospitals, but ventilation/ECMO is the only thing that can be done for patients. And iirc everywhere else in the world only 50% of those who go to ICU manage to recover.

I'm starting to doubt there even is a virus.

Cute catgirl.

>go outside after 8PM and we will cut your feet off with a bonesaw

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Go back to work, Rand. You have a job to do.

>recognizing orange man isn't actually "le god emperor" makes me a lib NPC

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I hope americans understand that you'll have 200k deaths minimum if you have luck.

they should travel to all of "trump states" so that he finally takes it seriously

I'm a believer

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Malaysia opened up withdrawal for the workers providence fund. Thank you for the blessing Corona-chan. I have quite a bit saved up in there, withdrawing it before my retirement is a dream come true~

yes yes spread it

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There really are no brakes

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>next door neighbors to China
>10 total deaths
how is India so based?

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Zombie Mode and gungame maps or GTFO

wow, you're a great human dude. I hope you and your family is safe.

>implying that India is actually able to test people with mild symptoms

What a shit dream

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N95 masks can be reused without loss of filtration, 70c for 30minutes, normal ovens at home work.
Spread this shit.

Well shit, who rich now?

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what? you guys are in my imagination I've already died

Q is a little circumcised penis about to fuck a prolapsed anus. O+`= Q. Wake up sheeple.

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>numbers massively rising across the world in 2 weeks
>basically numb to it now

Fuck that dirty jew

the world ended in 2012
we've been living in clown world for 8 years

oh well, we got 300,000,000 people here we'll be fine

fuck off we are full
also our economy is the same minus the oil
just tourism like a quarter of the gdp is tourists
we dead bruh

I guess Italy and the allies cant nuke you if you nuke yourself first

This can’t be real

Holy shit Corona chan stop! STOP! YAMETE!

twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1242512626594320384?s=19

They evidently have a weaker strain of the virus, and the police are running around beating people that don't distance themselves socially. Expect things to change during their million person religious ceremony.

can you / or anyone else draw trump alongside Corona-chan in pic related? (also change the stock to green and +'s)

>He didn't prep
not gonna make it

They'll have to produce mass amunitions then

he still insists it's a nothingburger along with shapiro and rush

TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

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there’s no work on the other side of that sea kek but you’re right it will be a happening

>still worships a jewish-cock sucker that passed more anti-gun legislation than Obama
>Has proven multiple times during this that he cares more about the stock market and re-election than the lives of American people like you who will probably lose your job in the coming months anyways
Okay retard

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I don't even know what the fucks going on anymore there's been so many faggots in these threads recently it's been hard to keep up with actual updates.

it is, thats why I had to link to it, people wouldnt believe it otherwise

I like where this is going.

>4789 cases
>601 deaths
That's yesterday.

>boomers
>WWII generation

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At least the price of the gasoil will be cheap. Morocco can handle this... But Algeria...

Our pandemic plan seeks to protect risk-groups, so we canceled visitors in nursing homes pretty early, but it didn't work, quite some fatalities were from nursing homes.
Shut down because the numbers got out of hand and even younger people require intensive care actually. They want to avoid getting flooded with hospitalisations.

Hold my beer, freedom coming through!

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Yeah I don't understand this either.

With 1.4 billion I thought they'd be fucked.

No brakes my negro. Hunker down and redo the reconquista in a year

digits of truth

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THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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this aged well

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>Not even 3000 deaths

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Similar things happened in both France and Italy. Cosmopolitan (((world citizen)))fags were never gonna make it

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Why would a chink go to india?

redpill me on hantavirus

nice work annon. we're all going to need what little strength we have.

Has anyone been keeping a written journal lately? I have, and I plan on printing pictures of this to include too. I personally don’t want any of this getting memoryholed the minute is over. I want to record everything, the Chinese lies, the WHO coverup, Trump’s downplaying, the coming wave, all of it. Something like this deserves to have sources that aren’t school textbooks in the future.

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Is this true /cvg/?

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Boomers want the WWII generation to die off to protect their 401k

>I hope americans understand that you'll have 200k deaths minimum if you have luck.
Honestly, considering some of the alternative plausible scenarios, we could do worse than 2-2.5 million infections with 8-10% dead from hospital collapse.

A real rosy scenario would involve keeping the death toll at around 5 digits, but that's probably going to require China-tier number fuckery at this rate.

NEW YORK NUMBA WAN

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UK healthsystem is overwhelmed already, while Germany takes patients from Italy and France.
Germany has no reason to fake numbers.

The planet could literally be on fire and people would still try to use it somehow to btfo the nazis.

I am taking the following. What essentials am I missing?

Omega-3
Allicin
All of the B vitamins
Vitamin C
Vitamin D
Zinc
Magnesium
Selenium
Manganese
Chromium
Potassium
Grass Fed + Hormone Free Whey Protein

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Can't go to the doctor for my stomach problems because of the virus.

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You have to literally fall face first in rat shit to get it

Imagine Wuhan was under control somehow thanks to an iron fist of the CCP, how in the fuck is America going to control Jew York if they aren't even doing a mandatory quarantine with martial law in place?

Based

Actual nothing urgent, vaccine already available.
You need to actually live in shit to get it.

Or, for future generations to read it after finding an old dusty journal in the midst of those weird rock structures that legends say people used to be able to make. can you imagine? entire mountains made into house? oh fucking chinese.

Indians in India might honestly have the same type of immune response younger people have that makes them less susceptible. That is to say it's pretty logistically impossible to test 1 billion people so who knows how many are infected or died from it.

He's basically playing hard ball with numbers of deaths as the score
If it wasn't so sociopathic it would be admirable
But if it fails, he's fucked

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So you're saying that I can dream of anything and I'll still dream of jpeg corruption? What a lousy dream!

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Seconding this. Is it likely going to be COVID19 v2.?

Vitamin E,A,K and Calcium

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FOUR
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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spread her

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this comic was based and the future of New York

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>NYC declares war on ‘rim jobs’ in graphic health department memo
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RIP AUSTRALIA

Wuhnited States of Hanmerica.

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Im not your buddy, pal

i've got the K in the Vitamin D i'm good on calcium from food sources...vitamin e hmm

I want to slurp the sweat out of illya's asscrack.

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19 more days bucko

Its not and once NY collapses the real panic beings and then who knows what happens. But right around that time Florida should also be destroying itself as my governor is doing zero to halt the spread.

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Silver
Works wonders, never got the flu since I started taking it.

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Clownworld.

RIP AUSTRALIA
170 new cases

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You need a zinc ionophore such as chloroquine or quinine and some anti-malarial stuff such as artemisinin or dandylion extract.

Surgical masks are not rated to filter the virus

did you already turn blue?

You wanted to say "he doesn't have any actual power"
Democracy in a nutshell, stagnant garbage aimed at getting every other country on earth down to their level instead of progressing themselves