>country to reopen by Easter Cucker Carlson on suicide watch
Cooper Young
well what did the nigger post that got him the shoah?
Angel Evans
>bro just pay the loan you never agreed to back Kill yourself
Blake Morris
>I was only 55 years old >I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks >I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"It's just the flu" I say; "Trust the government" >A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt >I know he was just jealous of my loyalty to the GOP >I call him a commie >He says "mama mia" and coughs >I'm dying now and my lungs hurt >I lay in bed and the hospitals bills bankrupted me >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Trump >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe" >He grabs me with his powerful ffp1 goons and puts me onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I turn my machines off >He takes off my mask >It hurts so much but I do it for the economy >I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against the cough >I want to please Trump >He grabs a mighty bill as he fills my bankaccount with debt >The europoor walks in >Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse" >Trump leaves through the mutthut gate >No worse than the flu.For the economy.
I can't believe the man who campaigned on bringing manufacturing back to America is in favor of the fed printer going BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR who could have predicted this
Where did he lose? I'm not in the loop when it comes to the Ape.
Hunter Watson
The Hebrews have become complacent. The Almighty requires his celebrations from those that are bound to the curse. (((They))) have forsaken pic related and it is overdue. Its' time for Jubilee, frens.
>no one saved the webm of the darwin award challenger who built his own rocket, blasted off, and then fell from the sky and went splat i made a very large mistake not saving that webm and it will haunt me until the day i die
Economies are massively psychology based. We're dealing with psychology now.
Carson Perry
I'm trying not to be dramatic yet at the same time trying to stay accurate. You don't know how bad things really are. Spirit cooking, child sacrifice, human trafficking... All real, and it ain't Trump... So what's the future going to look like?
>at least [pizzagate] got us the term fake news the nomorefakenews website has been around since the early 2000s
Nathaniel Sullivan
>be a dumb bitch that kills the husband >b....but dont believe drumpf!
Dominic Price
Just check the archives
Justin Williams
awesome!
David Young
>be me >college student and part-time worker >be busy all the time >corona-chan comes into play >get laid off from job and college is on "extended spring break" >sit on my ass all day eating, watching anime and jerking off I have been making fun of NEET's all this time but they sure have it good.
>tfw a woman who is this PROFOUNDLY STUPID says, "Don't listen to anything Trump says". Its probably another media lie anyway, but these people REALLY don't know how to push an idea without utterly backfiring.
It's so blatantly abysmal and partisan they are embarrassed to acknowledge it, especially now when millions of Americans are struggling to pay their bills.
Is this supposed to be unironic? Toss both the doctors and their mutilees in prison for the rest of their natural lives and be done with it.
Levi Rogers
do your part and take action in the meme war, fren. sure, you’ll have to talk to normies on kikebook, twatter, instafag, and shitchat; it will be worth it in the long run.
dems countered with a bill that is 1400 pages long with garbage for fuel emissions, wind and solar tax credit and union bullshit and amnesty. They are worried about global warming nonsense at a time like this.
we could all have been paid $1400 by now if it wasn't for their corruption and bullshit. They decided our livelihoods weren't important now dem voters are jumping ship in record numbers
>as a stranger I feel the need to argue about that
wasn't the thing on the right already arguing about it when it chose to "correct" her instead of just taking the compliment like a normal person?
Cameron Nguyen
I love how nobody cares about "issues" like this anymore. Back to the sewer they go.
Caleb Brooks
Trump should hammer home the fact that Democrats demanded a corporate diversity policy in their stimulus package. Literally none of the media outlets are talking about what they put in there.
James Young
Good grief, this guy is in Armaggeddon mode.
Ian Lee
He could probably get it done if he pretended they were dicks
Julian Thompson
>ShitThatDoesn'tHappen.jpg What would actually happen in the bottom panel is that the normal person would be like, "Oh, okay...." and trail off, then the tranny would get angry about the microagression. By which I mean like, VIOLENTLY angry.
You should rip your own dick off for posting a joe twatter.
Cameron Cruz
This planned Parenthood doctor died and his grandmother find 2,000 aborted fetuses packaged in little boxes. Word on the street is that are using them for evil bullshit. Hollywood people do weird shit I guess. Can you imagine having an abortion by this succor and then seeing on the news that your aborted baby was in a fucking her being ready to get shipped to some cause? If that isn't bad, we got buzzfeed basically programming women to get abortions like it's cool. Basically encouraging more abortions. Looks like there's more to these abortions than just preventing pregnancy. Looks like there as rituals going on. Not to mention other child harvesting things being done through pedophilia and human trafficking. When can it end? The balance is completely responsible for a lot of things that at this rate, will be the undoing of mankind.
>I want trump bux done fast! >two weeks later, still no trump bux
Xavier Parker
I never thought I'd support fox news in my life as a 2007 oldfag who voted for Obama.
And here I am watching fox and unironically agreeing with them
Strange timeline we live in
William Reed
>no no you're the idiot I get it. You wanted more people to shoot up random pizza places. It's "funny" But it's okay to admit that conspiracy theories are usually fucking stupid
Charles Thompson
What the fuck am I looking at here? Why did he do that? Did he deploy his parachute waaay too soon or some malfunction deployed it? Are his friends just sitting around waiting for him to spring up like nothing happened or are they waiting for something else to happen? So many questions.
