He's digging a hole and jumping in it

>headline
>snaky comment

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>my dumbass DNC balllicker closes state for two weeks to contain virus
>next day Trump says 2 weeks we can get back on track
>now two weeks isn't enough
it's all so tiresome

In two weeks he'll change his tune to four weeks and say "we've always believed it would be four weeks"

he is delusional

>live coronavirus found on a carnival cruise ship 17 DAYS after it was emptied
>trump says it will be gone by Easter
>Dow jumps 2000 points over pure speculation
this could get very messy

>trump giving an ultimatum to corona before he fires it
this guys is a liability

(((Experts)))
This is an election year. People are seeking to make hay of this, such as trying to get Trump to lockdown the nation so long the economy crashes and prevents him from getting reelected.

He isn't, he hasn't committed to anything. He's just trying to encourage the stock market up until the stimulus package passes and takes that baton. And of course he is right, much of the country is at considerably lower risk than the hot spots (big cities).

Why contain it?

It's not dangerous to the productive part of the society. I'd fucking take it if I had the chance just to get over this shit.

TWO SCOOPS, TWO WEEKS!!!

This.

READ THIS THREAD

I dont understand how fucking stupid people can be.

>Dude we need to stay inside for 2 weeks to stop the spread of a virus that so far has killed .01% of people compared to other viruses

>2 weeks
I suspect the authorities are planning to increase the time indefinitely.

Yes, no doubts his retarded followers will fall into it head first

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Gotta protect those boomers trying to squeeze a last couple years out of life and the last couple cents from younger generations wallets. Typical stuff.

He’s right when he says doctors and liberal scientists would want to keep it closed for years. He can’t just listen to them, they don’t understand business or the economy very well.

Nah breh the tds tards.

Just let it rip and isolate people who are in the risk groups

He hasn't gotten much shit from that. He'll be fine. My blumphtard friends will always say shit like "I'm not sucking his dick, if he did X I'd stop supporting him."

Then he dies X and they all still support him.

Holy shit. What if the Qtards were right?

Dr. Trump prescribed aquarium cleanser to his patient ? I think the retards are those buying into the orange man bad narrative for 3.5 years with no positive results.

I agree, but for how long? Most areas in texas aren't seeing cases. 200 or more counties of which there are none or just a few cases but those are starting to rise every day and it just takes a few community spread cases in a county to spread it everywhere.

He is literally saving the west

>he's digging a hole and jumping in it
Not at all. Everyone loves optimism and wants a date to look forward to when things might start getting back to normal. No one wants to hear from a naysayer constantly. Can you imagine if he came out and said we’re all going to die, and the quarantine won’t be over for 18 months?
Even if he’s wrong, the vast majority know he has very little control over the virus.

He knows that this virus will fizzle out by the end of cold and flu season, like H1N1 (a deadlier virus), and that this whole panic was manufactured.

Yep. He fucked himself today and yesterday. As deaths rack up this shit will be played on repeat.

He'd lose to a rock now. It's over. Trumpshill will pretend it's not, but it is. This is the day he lost the presidency.

These niggers can fuck themselves at some point. I was staying temporarily with an acquaintance 3 hours from my actual hometown to try out a job. I am now stuck in his shitty, disgusting apartment.

Sooner or later I'm going the fuck back to my town no matter what happens, because I'm sick of the fucking job and area. I'd love to see them try to force me to stay up here somehow, as the landlord will be pissed as fuck that I'm still here.

yeah, thats not how epidemiology works. it's not going to fizzle, it's perpetual. every year you will catch a cold, the flu, and the coronavirus.

holy shit. are you really running out of ideas and still peddling that?

Easter is 3 weeks away. I wont wait that long. Open this shit now or I'm likely to start raiding. All those closed down liquor stores are looking like real easy targets right now.

there wont, italy is already going down
he's right about the numbers

Yes, you caught them red handed. This virus is contrived and not at all real.

This is fucking stupid beyong belief to read, whats more believable the entire medical community agreeing that this virus is dangerous.

Or its giant government cover up, that is somehow controlling every doctor and health official in the world.

Like use your head

He will win

in Quebec the government alcohol store (SAQ) is still open. Also the government pot vendors.

I can't go to work and democrats are blocking my money. I can't go much longer without income. At least Trump is trying to help me. I'm a Bernie supporter but ilkk probably vote for him.

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The dems passed the bill in the house.

Trump refused to sign it

>Also the government pot vendors
Same here, at least in NY and Cali. It's considered essential services. Probably due to some vague medical argument and because they want everyone stoned and sitting at home.

No. dems countered with a bill that is 1400 pages long with garbage for fuel emissions, wind and solar tax credit and union bullshit. And amnesty for illegals They are worried about global warming nonsense at a time like this.

we could all have been paid $1400 by now if it wasn't for their corruption and bullshit now allot of us are jumping ship. It's like they're handing Trump a victory on a silver platter on purpose or something

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Wrong, the Dems blocked the bill unless you agree to this fucking bullshit

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>(((expert)))
It's because they want to sell you public domain drug

the problem is sick new yorkers fleeing to other fucking states
fuck new yorkers

This dumb nigger is crashing the economy with no survivors.

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If anything the liquor stores will open once a week and you'll only be able to buy a handles worth MAX per person. See you next week loser.

you are a faggot

>OMG I HATE TRUMP FOR TRYING TO BE HOPEFUL
Why?

It's going down here because we've been in quarantine for two weeks and almost a month in the most affected areas. We're not out yet, it just stopped growing.

Wait, they are actually doing that? I'm a New Yorker who wants to flee for reasons totally unrelated to coronavirus, but I'm staying put during quarantine, no matter how unhappy I currently am.

I have not liked Trump, but right now I do enjoy his optimism. Maybe opening up quarantine by Easter is a dumb idea but to hear him say that part of the year is a beautiful time is a nice thing to hear during all this miserable shit.

Here’s a redpill for you: trumps hair is like that on purpose because political cartoonists want to draw it more

>dudes trust me Im kind of an expert in this matter
I wonder how this could end

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I was actually rooting for this guy back in 2016. I found him to be entertaining and fresh. Good thing I can´t vote in US because I would not want to carry that burden. Every country that has managed to slow down the spread of corona virus has done so thanks to clear messaging and unified action. People know what to do and how to act. US is a huge shitshow and it will get very ugly in a few weeks time.

yes. thousands flew to florida, even renting 18k a month places
someone is renting a 100k a month place
fucking new yorkers man

You know, this whole quarantine has now left millions of Americans on their fat asses watching and consuming tons of mainstream media. This is the best time for those kikes to turn up the brainwashing to eleven.

That's fucked up. Although I can't say I'm surprised, New Yorkers are some really huge selfish assholes.

Cures been found. Trump guaranteed 4 more years. Possible constitutional convention naming him emporor

>he's digging a hole and jumping in it
its the only safe place left.

Honestly this is how I feel. What is he supposed to say? "We're fucked" and then absolute pandemonium as stocks crash to 0 and riots break out? He's trying to give Americans hope, and so far it's working.

Well, he can't build a wall so he digs holes!

Ok boomer

heres a source on it
wlrn.org/post/huge-number-flee-florida-after-nyc-coronavirus-shutdown

>Digging a hole and jumping in it

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just resign yourself to having mild flu symptoms and a dry cough for a few days, you flu fags are insufferable.

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you're stupid

This guy is so fucking retarded it hurts.

Boomers need to get the fuck off this board with their kum bai yah gay positive thinking nonsense. If you are on politically incorrect then you know Jews run all major industries and that all trumps children are married off to Jews and trump approved the aid package to isreal. Fucking over 40s faggits talking about muh based stock bubble muh based 401k.

Typical migafag

>HUR NUH MUH 4D CHESS
Fuck off this guy has hardly done any sport of master minding. He is being a complete fucktard concerning this epidemic and didn't even act when there was enough signs beforehand to fucking stop flights and traveling to China.
Why do you suck his dick at every turn?

Holy fuck. You're beyond saving.

Why do you hate the month of April so much? The outdoors is beautiful around Easter!

I have a couple of friends like that, I even voted for him in 2016. My God though people who can't see this moron make mistakes just infuriate me.

Are you retarded? Plenty of liqueur stores are open.

>we should just stay quarantined forever so some 80 year olds don't die
fuck off
your parents are going to die and there's nothing you can do to stop it

they did random blood testing and found antibodies for 40% of Americans. Meaning 40% of Americans already got it and developed immunity.

This will grow to 50%-60% due to household spread in 2 weeks. This means herd immunity is established. Old people can be quarantined and wait out a vaccine, while everybody else gets back to work with some mild social distancing.

The Chinese Wuhan city got raped because they all have selenium and iodine deficiency and the virus caused too much stress on the hospitals.

this was all a big nothingburger in the end.

Bro you're just brainwashed Trump literally knows all the moves! Don't worry he is ahead of the curve.

>i dont have any arguments, and I am a huge pussy faggot

>For the Hundred Thousanth time, leftists completely lose their mind over something Trump SAYS
Get a life, for fuck's sake.

>he's digging a hole and jumping in it
follow the white rabbit. trust the plan. Q predicted this.

see
Still no retort, faggots

Oh is that why we've got SARS outbreaks in the US all the time? That we've had yearly sweeps of swine flu?

He's a Pennsylvanian. They are locked up.

he has the vaccine, morons. barron is testing it now. it will be ready next week.

If you weren't a dumbass zoomer you would remember the fact that they already tried this bullshit with a SARS pandemic in like 2002

I dunno, I would like it to create some permanent social distancing. I've very much enjoyed the increased personal space in public.

Oh what a fag

Because it usually takes people a month to die after they get infected. It's over already. You can probably go back to work in a week.

Our ship is full stay away on a smaller one for now

Enjoy following your cheeto man off a cliff

Like I said. Beyond saving.
I don't argue with retards. It's no use

When the Easter comes around - you will have nothing but images of corridors lined with bodies and nurses having mental breakdown on TV and social media.

These polls mean fuck all

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Bro he is taking Trump's dick deep and he don't even know it.

Good. It's called dying on your hill.
At least he's making a fucking decision. The media just wants to string you along forever.
The virus isn't shit and I'm banking on it not being shit.

Thats what I thought, you're just a huge pussy who buckles

The corporate buyback, dividend and bonus ban is already in. The Democratic Party is lying when they act as if they’re fighting for it, it’s pretty annoying

Sauce?

Is this true? So many people saying different things, I suspect nothingburger as usual but dunno

>using European scientists to disprove hysteria
>still brings up Trump because they cant stop sucking tranny dick

Why are lefties such cowards?

How many years have you been saying this now?