/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2501 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

REPOSTING FOR NON-PREPPED ANONS. MAKE EXTRAS IF YOU HAVE ROOMMATES OR CLOSE NEIGHBORS. DON'T LET THEIR STUPIDITY BE YOUR UNDOING.

>INFO
researchgate.net/publication/258525804_Testing_the_Efficacy_of_Homemade_Masks_Would_They_Protect_in_an_Influenza_Pandemic
>Our findings suggest that a homemade mask should only be considered as a last resort to prevent droplet transmission from infected individuals, but it would be better than no protection.

smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/
>The homemade cotton masks captured 50% of 0.02-1 micron particles, compared with 80% for the surgical mask. Although the surgical masks captured 30% more particles, the cotton masks did surprisingly well. The researchers concluded that homemade masks would be better than nothing.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2440799/
>Any type of general mask use is likely to decrease viral exposure and infection risk on a population level, in spite of imperfect fit and imperfect adherence, personal respirators providing most protection.

>GUIDES
Poorfag Mask. Least protection but better than nothing:
instructables.com/id/DIY-Cloth-Face-Mask/

Now You're Trying Mask:
mustsharenews.com/cloth-face-mask/

Schizo Mode:
Same thing as above but replace the paper towel pleb shit with an HVAC filter. Normalfags aren't buying these (yet) so you can still snag some. You can make multiple, reusable masks off just one of these.
mechreps.com/PDF/Merv_Rating_Chart.pdf
Google a filter with a MERV rating from the link. The higher the rating, the better.

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Check this shit out, faggots:
healio.com/infectious-disease/emerging-diseases/news/online/{85a3f9c0-ed0a-4be8-9ca2-8854b2be7d13}/fauci-no-doubt-trump-will-face-surprise-infectious-disease-outbreak

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NEW:- RESEARCH PAPER SHOWS THAT THE INDIAN MUTATION OF SARS-COV-2 VIRUS IS LESS LETHAL THAN FOREIGN STRAINS AND EASIER FOR IMMUNE SYSTEM TO DEFEAT

RESEARCH FAGS, READ THE PAPER

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.21.001586v1

The mosquitoes awaken

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lolis

lads.... my neighbor is a little paranoid about his prep stash

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>Qniggers actually think this is a psyop

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>418099 infected
>18608 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Where is hantachan?

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This reads just like that one Junji Ito story, the one about phantoms luring people outside using the faces and voices of their friends and family to strangle them.

These threads are moving fast.

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What are you guys bringing to the potluck? I want to bring something unique.

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lol americans
zerohedge.com/political/doj-asks-congress-indefinite-detention-powers-fight-coronavirus

why are chinks so smug? this guy is trying to sell chinese n95 masks to Canada

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Because he doesn't want a second term. He can't just say 'I won't run for a second term anymore', that would ruin his reputation. Instead he will kill his voter base so he could lose fair and square.

>tfw the US deserves to have millions die but it won't happen

I life was hard stupid people would have died out thousands of years ago

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go on....

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sarcasm gets boring quick

OUR BOY LOOKNER WENT FULL RETARD AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 53,205 (687) Spain 39,885 (2,808) Germany 32,986 (157) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,863 (12) Canada 2,792 (26) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Brazil 2,247 (46) Australia 2,144 (8) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (11) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Colombia 378 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +9,471 (+134) Spain +4,749 (+497) Germany +3,930 (+34) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +809 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +238 (+2) Canada +701 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Brazil +323 (+12) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +488 (+2) Turkey +343 (+7) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+2) Ireland +204 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +152 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Romania +218 (+4) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+2) Algeria +34 (+2) Lithuania +30 (+1) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +30 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>pajeets are so dirty that the virus is easily defeated

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>implying Governors will listen to the orange man

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yeah, so fast that they won't notice that i'm really gay.

Let them think what they want to think. When they crash they're going to get hit in the feels harder than any other larp. Q is the best troll to ever larp

Please do
archive.is/UhikO

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He realized the US can't recover as long as boomers are around.
So yes, he's accelerating with the cas pedal all the way down towards globalism

C

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LOL
the fuck is wrong with canadians??????

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more like this

I'll bring whatever the next homeless dude i bring to the ER coughs up

Aren't you sleepy China? You need nap. Stop worrying so much about CVG thread. It's not good for you or country. Worry less sleep more.

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Hey user if you /comfy/ check out this movie (Animal House 1978)
youtube.com/watch?v=MG7KCOO76Wc

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AHAHAHAHHAHA

LOOKNER LOSING ALL HIS AUDIENCE

>"YOU'RE NOT RATIONAL"
>"DONT WATCH, I DON'T CARE, ONLY 19 DAYS"

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anyone got anymore of those fish pills

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Sisteranon, I know your still here.

>You walk into your once empty home and place your things down in their usual spot.
She's following you around the house.
>"I said it was fine. Very long, you know why?"
She says while beaming the biggest smile at you.
>"Because I can't get any god damn sleep!"
>You say while walking to your room.
She says while fidgeting in place.
>"Yeah, well I don't."
"Because I... uh..."
>You can't let her know your true feelings.
>"I just can't, okay?"
>You walk into your room to change into something more comfortable, with her following.
"Hey, look I'm going to change so leave."

Nothingburgers come
Glass China shills go
Glass China shills come
Nothingburgers go
>Funny that

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Bat Soup

liveleak.com/view?t=kU2gp_1585018012

Kek

Waste him and take his stash before he breaks into your house at night.

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INDIAN POLICE ENFORCING SOCIAL DISTANCING

You spread the sick, you get the stick

twitter.com/shalimarmanda/status/1242544488893079552

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Yesterday he was angry, now he's just cynical
poor Lookner

(You) posted this last thread Chang but I'll reply
>urbanites
>orange man voters

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NY is fucked lmao

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You got any more of those happenings man? I’m jonesing

NYC DECLARES WAR ON ‘RIM JOBS’

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”

nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&__twitter_impression=true

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>"We're Going To Be Fine" - Nobel-Winning Biophysicist Predicts Quicker COVID-19 Recovery
zerohedge.com/markets/were-going-be-fine-nobel-winning-biophysicist-predicts-quicker-covid-19-recovery

Is he right /cvg/?

The virus doesn't stand a chance against India.

Holy fuck, imagine the thousands of eolpe that will die because easter is a very special day for Trump lmao.

>419k detected already
Wait what?

It feels like only two days ago the cases were at 300k

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Here are the latest numbers for Florida, last I checked a few hours ago deaths were at 18 so at least 2 people have died recently.

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U

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Corona, I'm Putin

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Would I get in trouble for going to a public sports court and playing by myself with no one else there? London if that matters

borg

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give it up

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Chad energy

get in here flubros

BUT I WANT TO EAT ASS

>mutts have officially surrendered to the chink bioweapon

Sad! I thought you Americans had a fighting spirit. You have joined Sweden in the surrender strategy.

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Do you think I'll make it?

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>NOOOOOOO THE MEME-VIRUS IS ACTUALLY REALLY BAD!!!!!! STOP LISTENING TO OFFICIAL REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>E-EVERYONG IS LYING EVERYONE IS LYING EVERYONE IS LYING FAKE FAKE FAKE ONLY WHAT WE SAY IN /CVG/ IS THE REAL TRUTH!!! MEDICAL EXPERTS ARE JUST SHILLS REEEEE!!!!!!!

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>jumped from 60 to 68
>JUMPED
damn... my heart rate is like fucking GOA most of the time.
Your red line is my rest. Except sometimes in my sleep.
SpO2 is always > 95%, mostly 98%.

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youtube.com/watch?v=L9viRM3Y7OE

The number of known coronavirus cases have doubled in the last two days. So why would Trump suggest America can go back to work by Easter?

TRUMP: "I just thought it was a beautiful timeline."

Murricah is doomed.

Fuck of chink shill it always was and always will be the wuflu.

The shilling alone confirms it.

Tiananam square massacre

They're still available on Amazon. Somewhat pricey but you can make multiple filters for you mask out of this.

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Delaware has police helicopters patrolling everywhere right now.

CHEETO SMALL HANDS HAS LOST IT

Keep in mind, due to lack of tests in many areas, that hospitals will only do tests if it'll change treatment options. The actual number is much higher.

>24 day incubation period
we knew this 2 months ago...

E X P O N E N T I A L

>easter

yeah right trump, im never going outside again.

Busy trying to git gud at two-handed weapons in Mountain Blade but the animations are cancer
>weapon visibly clips entirely through enemy's body
>game either treats it as a miss or registers it as a block from a shield that isn't there

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almost 4:20

TRUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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what site is this user

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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ITS HAPPENING

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The USA has 50k cases. Last polled, nearly 1/5 adults were active Yas Forums users with 30% of those being /pol users. So tell me anons, what’s it like?