THIS IS WHY YOU ARE FUCKED

Lichess is an online chess website
Rating is kind of like a number to judge your gameplay
800 - n00b
1400 - okayish
2200 - good
3000+ - advanced
5000 - grandmaster

It means he's a virgin.

lichess ratings are fake news.
in my experience chess.com ratings are more accurate

I wonder where chess ELO hell is.

IT'S OVER BY EASTERN

Poo King didn't know factorial.

the higher the rating the less likely you are to have children

Disease follows a logistic curve you retard. Fun story though.

>18,000,000,000,000,000,000
WTF 18,000,000,000,000,000,000 PEOPLE JUST DIED TO CORONA VIRUS TODAY!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Compound interest is fun and nice old story to get the point across for those who haven't heard it.