PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - APPROVED EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
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video.foxnews.com/v/6144390366001 (SmBiz)
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youtu.be/xthUVOtoNUI (pt1)
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>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/744094/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
youtu.be/U5YROQHlVvM
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
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>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
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>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
youtu.be/0XDhMW0ErG0
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
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>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
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>SG Adams on HughHewittShow 3/24/20
youtu.be/wqO7KcDWHgc
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FBN 3/24/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144368190001/
>CDCVideo: Who's most at risk for Corona-chan? (PSA) 3/24/20
youtu.be/vjg3FW7YVFI
>ArmyVideo: ArmySec McCarthy visits AFC&AAL in Austin TX 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/717470/
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/SfhI1aHwOJQ

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MAGA

RECORD POLL NUMBERS

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MAGA

In unprecedented clown world, sacrifices must be made
I've been playing it and having a damn good time for the past few days

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Flights to Japan are still authorized because they're white and can manage a situation

lel sorry I need to be reading more carefully I'm trying to MAXIMIZE THIS AMAZING SHIT with hedonism but
> i would too apparently everyone is good little boys and girls and will let the state governors destroy the country
I really really don't get it, everyone has been so antagonistic about government intrusion but rolled over now.

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ififififififi *vomits* okie doke

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THE MEDIA KNOWS THAT CORONA IS A NOTHINGBURGER

THE MEDIA WANTS YOU SCARED AND ANGRY

THE MEDIA WANTS THE COUNTRY TO GO INTO A MASSIVE RECESSION

THE MEDIA WANTS YOU DISTRACTED FROM THEIR AWFUL CANDIDATE

THE MEDIA WANTS YOU DEAD

THE MEDIA WANTS YOU TO ASSOCIATE THIS LOCKDOWN WITH TRUMP

THEY WANT YOU TO HATE TRUMP BECAUSE OF THIS

THE MEDIA IS THE INVISIBLE ENEMY

NEVER FORGET

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The normalniggers are really losing their bananans being locked inside lel

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MAGAbux bill pass???

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lel what a based niggerfag drugnigger

Can the non doomer anons who predicted the stimulus bill getting back on track by today tell me when they think it'll get passed?

Also thank you, i was getting blackpilled by all the NEVER HAPPENING faggots

is fox news media as well?

Awoo.

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In the future you should archive links and provie the link to archives in images because such things are easily deleted

trump refused to sign it

AWOO

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I don't think I can even have the chance to forget. The news comes on, it's reminding me that it's full of shit and only wants to stir the hive.

Based

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This. The virus is real, but the response is the hoax. A Chinese and Jewish media ploy to hurt Trump and his economy. The same CEOs who laid off all their employees are not asking their lobbyists in Washington DC to beg for corporate bailouts. The kikes are basically holding the American middle class for ransom.

she is on fox now

>the extrovert now knows how it feels to have a world against them
yes, along with all democrat pork. enjoy the end, brother.

that's a cute lain

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Cloture vote tomorrow, I believe.

Yeah, some very good polls for Trump (even if you can’t trust any).
This particular one is DEVASTATING for Biden

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Shout out to my heem anons btw

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>Take this loan!
>no way!
>but look at all the zeros!
>Fuck off!

Fox News, especially Cucker Faggotson, were on the frontlines of panic. Now their base of Boomers is pissed because Easter is canceled, so they are back-tracking HARD

Miss me with Fox News. Nobody here watches that ZOGarbage

For reference, here is the same poll, four years ago today

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You're so bad at this, it's fucking funny!

Top posts on reddit right now.

Look at all them upboats.

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>let me get that tight little man pussy you nigger

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What the fuck is that Pennywise hairline jesus christ

This cunt is too stupid and too smug at the same time.
Trump
>he has other things to do
Note
>he's not been at the briefings
Because?
>he has other things to do
These people suck.

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>dumbass bitch thinks her pussy's worth $1000 a night
I could get a much better hooker for a weekend if I play my cards right.

and biden isnt even on tv gaffing up a storm yet

MAGA

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CANT WAIT FOR EASTER! GOD BLESS TRUMP! GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS YOU!

Is something happening in the world of heem right now or did you just want to shout out, user?

>aligning the text wrong on the spine
T R I G G E R E D

>can't ignore the bodies
I sure can.

Portugal, we need you to compute this one

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What the fuck is going on with bill gates

Die, environment cuck.

>CANT WAIT FOR EASTER!
>666
hello satan

Look at those numbers. Checked. Thanks, user.

Damn, Greta's non-potato lookalike is kinda cute.

SIX GORILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS

>19 DAYS
>19 DAYS
>19 DAYS

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>Ireland: We just gon nationalize the hospitals nigga based communism
I hate you little cattle cunts more than any words can describe. I would summon the horsemen of the apocalypse and stand at the head of them.

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Bernie supporters were always btfo and doomed from this point onward

i am getting spoiled by daily trump rallies

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since when does anyone care about easter?

>denying the devil his trips by blessing the thread
Based. God bless, user and happy Easter.

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I just had a big mac it was pretty good

They want pp funding, if they don't back off not tonight.

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because it's really easy to be the super elite SWAT team destroyer in your mind but then you remember 2/3rds of our country consists of fat fucks and even in the remainder there's a lot of degenerates, meek fools and opponents. there was never a significant number of people in the country that had the will and intelligence to oppose authority and current events stands as proof of that. i'd even say the state of our country is the ultimate proof of that
in people's heads, they're elite viet cong or special agents just waiting for the revolution, as they sit idly by complaining about getting stepped on. the slightest amount of rebellion (even one that is unenforced againt like "going outside during the quarantine" and "working during orders not to") they balk at
i can only laugh when i read the "come and try it" and any posts along those lines. they will and most of the people who threaten that will voluntarily comply

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when we gonna get a corona MAGA hat?

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Some user said it well last thread: unless this is “per capita” this is just a low key “population vs. cases” chart

How did you obtain a big mac if work is illegal, komrade

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POP QUIZ HOTSHOTS-

There's a man with a flu getting on the bus to the airport.

Once he's on the bus, the Senate has 40-55 minutes to pass my $1,200 in Trumpbux, depending on traffic.

If the Senate doesn't pass the bill before the bus reaches the airport bus terminal, the man will start coughing without covering his mouth. If the bus gets caught in traffic, he will start sneezing.

What do you do?

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>that post
>them diggies

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good numbers

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Yas Forums BTFO...

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>666

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portugal, i'm disappointed in you. the 0 cases for west virginia should confirm what we already know
>CORONAVIRUS CAN'T HURT WHITE PEOPLE

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Dr.Ricardo prescribes big, fat Burgers to help her growth

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Hi James woods.

Do share was happening, I am deemed essential and must continue wage cucking..

BEGONE SATAN! GOD BLESS TRUMP! GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS YOU!

>cannot post that bad news about a democrat lol its against our policies

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>When you think you have a high-end steakhouse pussy and find out you really have dollar menu pussy

God Bless, and fuck satan
kek

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Good day

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Fuck Twitter.
God dammit, Jack

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ayyy

… and we all know what happened after Weimar.

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Order spetznaz pizza delivery to kill the perpetrators and hostages

What would you do if police told you to clear off from a park? I would be fucking livid beyond all reckoning. I have a temper but I don't feel that's unreasonable.

Checkin'

I still consider Ronda Rousey being BTFO one of the pivotal moments in the culture war that led to Trump’s victory.

It absolutely kill the “women are equals to men, Ronda can even beat a man in her weight class”.

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>twitter is made up of jannies
>ban for bullshit
wew lads

when will trump go full big government on twitter

Well this pretty much confirms the pic is real.

You guys are sycophants.

Trump is a neoliberal boomer that doesn't even have the best interest of Americans at heart. Everything he does is run by Zog via Kushner. The real blackpill is that we have no one in the gov to advocate for us.

I want to protect that smile, lads

F

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8146813/Asterix-Obelix-creator-Albert-Uderzo-dies-sleep-aged-92.html

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I fucking knew you were lurking, you based son of a bitch.
Loved your work in Videodrome.

In all shapes, sizes, forms, etc. Transgenderism should be treated with antipsychotics, not mutilation.

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I do not approve of this poll!

how are you, james?

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Dems need like +10 national lead to have a chance, their voters are all concentrated on the West Coast and in New York.

If those numbers hold it will be a fucking slaughter in swing states

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Germany got divided on 2

JEJ, there is that too and also: isn’t West Virginia home to some very strong moonshine and whisky?

>East-Star (Ishtar) worshipers confirmed satanic
Let’s all play traditional egg hunting games using our rabbit fertility idols because that has everything to do without Christ’s sacrifice!

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based hades

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fucking what lel

Bitch got leveled so hard she went to fake fighting and was even hated there, lel

>250012483
How is putting tariffs on China and not invading Iran and killing that dumb incompetent sandnigger Assad for ZOG?

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Based and truthpilled.

Careful, user. There could be jannies ITT at this very moment...

I'm talking about all the fun stuff right before that though, lighten up.

>Shill Baits trying to push his microchip/vaccine record bullshit

He’s doing OK. Nobody knows shit about this in reality, so they are ALL just making their best hunch. Action or inaction will both have consequences. You have to go with your best instinct really, and hope for the best.

Sup, Hades.

i'm not one for direct confrontation. i'd just sneak back in if he's guarding it or wait until he leaves. sun tzu said it best, the best way to victory is to win without fighting

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Oh yeah I forgot about that, thanks

well he's right in one aspect
degeneracy is at an all time high
also i'm not sure if he really understands why weimar germany was having issues with inflation

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LOL the house is so buttblasted they are thinking of some gimmicky ways to pass the bill while also being sourpuss

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The media is clearly fear mongering

I knew he was going to get banned again

What are the most unreasonable Democrat bailout terms?

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Check her interviews (on Ellen or some other chick show), she said quite literally
> my first reaction after losing was thinking I should kill myself
> Then I looked at my bf and I thought “I have to have this man babbies”
Holly kicked Jesus into her head JEJ

Kek.

Weave all float here.

lol, dont worry james, make a new account on antoher platform. that being said, my favorite is definitely The Hard Way

With a big corona virus sitting on top, you think you're making people envious but you're only provoking pity. You're one of those few dregs that aren't cooking your own food. You don't know how and you aren't even trying to.

It's prime time to break the conditioning and start living normal but you're still on the same track

Looks like they are violating their own rules. Lol Only a matter of time before they are regulated or shut down.

What happened to breaking 911 ??

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so tell me frens how many japari buns are you going to buy with your TrumpBux?

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Looks like we're going to have to push it back a month now.

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I saw someone post ngubu earlier so i just wanted to let us be known

#OpenOnEaster

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They posted this

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Hi James

Ah shit, didn't realize I was posting in Yas Forums's short bus

That video is fucking hilarious

Hooknoseler has completely lost it fucking kek!

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Aw dang it. My location here is in the ash zone.

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>Shill Baits trying to push his microchip/vaccine record bullshit
They will also seed 'questions' in history or askhistorians 'how was mandatory vaccination effective in the black plague'
Complete with re-hashing old plague shows and the efforts they want pushed by media rags for google ranking bits.

Can some please seriously tell me whatx going on right now...

Before you put on that slut sheath, remember what kind of degeneracy you're unleashing on the family...

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You should get a real tough MAGAbf to protect you or something then, soiman

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as long as there's a whites-only half

Lol at the one shill poll. Who do you think commissioned it? Democrats?

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>Raining ash zone.
Fixed.

>lose one time
>OH NO LIFE IS OVER I CAN'T HANDLE IT

Reddit gets funds from China

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yooo

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>tfw hot ash zone

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NO WELFARE FOOD OR BUX FOR THE POOR

THE POOR MUST WERK

good thing Trump doesnt like Hitler

The media is reeing trying to crash this economy with no survivors
Dems are reeing trying to get gibs with no survivors
Most Americans are realizing how much of a waste of time all of this is

>cure for corona
>still no cure for the dumb
we're never gonna make it
actually i take that back the cure is fish tank cleaner apparently or if you're feeling squirrely you can always launch yourself with a home made rocket
>someone please post that webm please

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but Ronda was hacked by Russia

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her daddy is jerking off to her

((((((fausi))))))))

there's nothing wrong with being gay

Nailing yer mom rn pham ama

looooooooool

GOD DAMNIT KENTUCKY

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Even the Devil loves Cadbury Eggs

i dont want another civil war in america, especially if it is over dumb negroes again

"Bill Gates says we can't just ignore the dead and continue on"
Except that's what we do every single day, after every single "tragedy" or "disaster", throughout human history

>believing polls just because they're good for Trump

if that were the case the rectum would be designed to go both ways

>tfw own a house in south texas
Feels pretty good.

When I think of a pozzed state in the South, I don't think WV, FL, or TX. I don't think Virginia. I don't think Maryland or Delaware.

I think "Kentucky."

FOOLS coronachan rapes people at parties

>3769

>being one of the biggest jokes among the shills

nice

Yep.

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i hope the retard dies

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Polls are biased against Trump. If Trump is looking good, then he's doing even better than the polls say.

i hope the cartels kill you

I think I speak for him and all of us when I say this, fuck Ohio.

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Dude, Trump isn't the one. Trump just broke politics for the next guy after Trump to be Hitler 2.0.

>James Woods is ITT right now and is posting AWOOs

One of us, one of us.

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>goes to a coronavirus party
>catches the beer virus
Seems like mission accomplished there.

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we still dont believe them the polls are always worse for him than reality and thats still true.

It was sensible. She couldn’t fight for shit, beat some women that couldn’t fight for shit, lost a fight so lopsided it killed her whole career right there then came back and lost a fight so humiliatingly it fits in a Yas Forums webm in its entirety

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i don't think you understand
>don't believe polls because they always understate his popularity and oversample dems
>good poll comes out
>understand that this means it must be even higher than they are reporting
there are no double standards here retard

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you goblins really love digging into holes, ain't ya?

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this
don't trust any polls

But he said we can't, our hands are tied.

>news drones on about how hospitals have no supplies
>shows cuomo crying about how new york is screwed
>the federal government needs to hurry up! we're desperate for supplies!
>"how much do you have at the moment?"
>we have enough for about a month but that's not enough!

suddenly makes sense why west Virginia was the last state infected.

that is some sloppy fighting

>Barack Obama's election to the nation's highest office in 2008 improved the mental health of black men. The data came from 400,000 U.S. adults evaluating different health aspects. The researchers found the election resulted in a statistically significant mental health benefit for black men

...ok?

it's time to stop

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We need Trump to post an Awoo to secure total victory.

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who cares as long as he likes it

Redpill me on Rowdy Rhonda. I haven't heard much from her other than that she's some kind of successor to Roddy Piper.

man she blocked all those hits right to the face or ribs wtf was she even trying?

HEAD MOOMEN

HEAD MOOMEN

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well yeah its women, basically retard league