/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2500 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

19 DAYS....

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KEK

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Celebs and politicians shilling for sympathy and shekels

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sisterfucker are you here? I got your story for you.

>Your eyes open to a dark room
>"fuck it's hot" you think.
>"Why is it so hot?"
>You reach down to pull the covers off of you only to find an arm reaching across your chest.
>"Are you fucking kidding me?" You mutter
>"Hey..."
>You gently nudge the warm body clinging hard to yours.
>"Hey. Wake up."
>She stirs
"I told you to stop doing this."
>"And let go of me already!"
You pry the arm off of you and sit up in bed.
You need sleep and you can't get it when she's doing this kind of shit.
>You'll tried so many different options already, sleeping on the couch, sleeping on the floor. Only for her to join you again.
>"I wonder..." You say to yourself in your sleep deprived state.
>"Yeah... Yas Forums... They gotta know what to do..."

>You'll ask the bright minds there tomorrow.
>You shift your weight, getting out of bed.
You roll your eyes.
>"You'll be fine. Just stay here, please."
>You grab your pillow and preform an unsteady gait out of the room, heading for the couch.
>Maybe if you spread out all the way she won't have any room.

lookner being funny but then scarring me

twitter.com/FDICgov/status/1242455082551164934

lmfao

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sexy little white girls pusys

The Line has died
The Line has risen
The Line will come again

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38 pieces of bread...

Libya got a case? How the fuck, they are at war.

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DIE FOR THE ECONOMY GOYIM

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Brazil entering in the Three Kingdom timeline

North governors rebelling
twitter.com/OskarSays/status/1241066934088630276

South governors rebelling
twitter.com/EduardoLeite_/status/1242133830036787201

central-west governors rebelling
twitter.com/EstadaoPolitica/status/1242546550804549634

>34 year old infected nurse commits suicide
>archive.is/kDe2z

RIP roastie.

#OPENONEASTER
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IT'S OVER!!!

gen.medium.com/pandemic-porn-is-exploding-a0b090059b8a
Pathetic

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Im so sick of this horseshit. Trump is going to set back the movement 1000 years with how hes bungling this shit.

Who /comfy/ here?

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>Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
>archive.is/gFpGT

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twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1242580268524933128

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 53,013 (685) Spain 39,885 (2,808) Germany 32,986 (157) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,863 (12) Canada 2,590 (25) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Brazil 2,247 (46) Australia 2,144 (8) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (11) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Colombia 378 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +9,279 (+132) Spain +4,749 (+497) Germany +3,930 (+34) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +809 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +238 (+2) Canada +499 (+1) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Brazil +323 (+12) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +488 (+2) Turkey +343 (+7) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+2) Ireland +204 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +152 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Romania +218 (+4) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+2) Algeria +34 (+2) Lithuania +30 (+1) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +30 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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#OPENONEASTER

would doing pic related give me coronavirus? Or is this safe to do ?

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Ni... nineteen days

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He is a funny autistic sperg.

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FLORIDA LOCKDOWN WHEN
Pinellas county is considering it, I might be in luck.

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PLEASE, HELP ME TO ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK!!!

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>Corona-chan doujins will now have CBT tag

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>youtube.com/watch?v=SFkANvtxLoY

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DO
NOT
FUCKING
CLICK
THIS
user
I
AM
SERVIOUS

she picks up his tissue and eats it

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I can take a crack at it.

I was told not to click this

UUUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAHHHHHH IM GONNA COOOOOOOM

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Until?

Italian and Russian military virologists decide how to end the suffering of people in Bergamo.

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The fuck is wrong with the replies in this thread?

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The big twentyfivehundrerino

15 days and the LARP is over

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is there drawings of a loli coronachan girl?

>will now
newfag

I can do one more piece of OC hee before I move on to my usual shit. Request your best.

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DONT CLICK THIS

"HEY VIRUS YOU DON'T CLOSE US, WE CLOSE YOU"

I just wanna play video games, but I still have a job

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Lookner is frothing at the mouth again

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Never. Our governor has decided to let it ride.

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Lookner losing it LIVE

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What means???

What's this /19days/ meme about frens?

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>yfw trump has no chance of winning 2020

TALK ABOUT BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT AGAIN THAT'LL HELP

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Pussy, I've seen way worse

Reminder not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you will be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

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I'm scawwed now

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Pretty sure Steve is trolling at this point.

Put the zimzam in

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I hope punk makes a come back.

>156 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10
Source: OP's anal cavity.

Until corona ded

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whats even the point it'd be a month late

Now that the dust as settled, can we all agree it was nothingburger?

YouTube will limit video quality for everyone by default for a month
The next time you load up a YouTube video, it probably won't look as sharp as you'd normally expect,

engadget.com/2020-03-24-youtube-standard-definition-default-worldwide-coronavirus-covid-19.html

Airlines could completely shut down flights in the US as the coronavirus rages on

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-airlines-flight-shutdown-us-covid19-2020-3

marketwatch.com/story/us-airlines-prepare-plans-to-virtually-shut-down-domestic-service-amid-outbreak-2020-03-23

I'M GONNA MISS IT

I hope this kills all angloids, pastaniggers, slavniggers and spanish cunts. Fuckk all of you Asians will rule the world once it's cleansed of your degeneracy.

THE HAPPENING IS OVER
CURE FOUND & CONFIRMED

I REPEAT

THE HAPPENING IS OVER
CURE FOUND & CONFIRMED

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Krauts are almost as pathetic as swedes

ah what a cute gif

Corona vs Number 1 economy

NYC DECLARES WAR ON ‘RIM JOBS’

“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”

nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&__twitter_impression=true

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oh no

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I hope you didn't miss this
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585009110204.webm

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pastebin.com/bKGdfXw2
I'm (Writefag) here, go ahead and write some! I'd love to read someone else's work. Just remember to pastebin it for future anons.

Pastebin this shit my man

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Based.
Now finish your Corona story.

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>neighborhood is full of kids playing and people walking their dogs
What's so hard about just staying inside or at the very least limiting interaction with other human beings for a while?

twitter.com/BogochIsaac/status/1242560221836443652
Nope, already confirmed to not work at all. Enjoy your ban btw

STEVE LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO CRY

*ping pong*
>Let me *cough cough* in user!

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KEK! Haven't lost so hard in a long time

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Is tomorrow going to be even worse?

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We are down to the last 25. 10 are in the Pacific, 4 in Asia, 10 in Africa and St Kitts in the Caribbean.

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>Pornhub Premium is now free in Denmark
>All the normies are now applauding fapping due to self isolation
>tfw 10 days into my nofap

FUCK OFF JEWS YOU WON'T GET ME TO BREAK MY NO FAP

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Is it true that this shit has some molecular similarities with HIV? And that something like that would be naturally impossible to find in a regular Corona strand?

Oh I saw that yesterday live
now this opposite tone is just messing with me

When is italy allowed out again?

I was actually going to redo that one at christmas's secret santa threads this year again. I wanted it to be older( ish )memes ( pre-2012 )
How many cures have there been now?
Kek

What dosage of Chloroquine Phosphate (not Hydroxychloroquine) should be used for Coronovirus? I have Chloroquine Phosphate but, do not have access to Hydroxychloroquine. The dosage of Hydroxychloroquine they are recommending is 600mg per day however, the normal dosage of Chloroquine Phosphate for malaria is only 500mg per week.

I can’t help but be entertained by Lookner! His meltdowns bring me such joy. Kek

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING MORE IMPRESSIVE?

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So i start to believe either there is something more than Corona-Chan pandemic and its just cover up OR Corona-Chan is far more deadlier than we are told, even on Yas Forums.
Literally every meaningful country choose to kill economics to... save lifes? For fuck sake, when do we started to give fuck about people dying?

What's wrong with his spit? Why does it look like cum?

THE COUNTRY OPENS UP
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thats because your bitch ass cant handle gore or similar

>pc monitor breaks, need to order a new one that’s likely built by infected chinks
>asshole isp shuts off internet and needs to send someone over to check the wires in my house
Fuck this shit. I thought I could be a comfy NEET for once

why do you hate freedom? what are you going to do play video game for another 60 years?

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Blocks your path

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dab on Wientards and enlist some woodsmen to occupy Badgastein

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>literally foaming at the mouth
kek

Yep this shit is top notch entertainment lmao

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>— 156 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10
You mean to tell me that with 50 million more tests, they actually found a few more victims? Wow, big if true

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u cant trick me little nigglet

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based

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>hey stay inside for a couple of days
>BURR HURR WHAT I GUNNA STAY INSIDE 4EVUR!??

When will the chinks release real numbers

ayy

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Eh going for walks and walking your dog is fine the kids are kind of an issue If they're playing in their yard with family then its not an issue

What do you think?

Until other countries start taking this as seriously as china did (military enforced absolute lockdown where you get shot for going outside, entire hotspots blocked off with concrete barriers, building new hospitals in a matter of days to isolate and treat the infected) this isn't going to slow down.

Lookner is now the Prime Minister of Italy, so he decides now

Trace this and put in place Corona-chan and Earth.

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when it mutates because that's when you get to see the bodies piling up

> applauding while fapping
ouch

go on....

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pansy

Is that for the lockdown or the opening up. Trumps policy has flipflopped twice now which does this refer to.

See

Has Yas Forums figured out who was patient zero?

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1242573124786413569

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Why?
Because she is smart?
She's shilling for money, having deleted threads about calling out policitians for claiming they had corona and calling Macron a fascist for ordering the lockdown.

Now she gobbles for money to keep her castle and in a few weeks will return to calling out her aristocrat family, like the descendant of the Kaiser, who asked recently for money in form of the return of artworks and castles that his family owned.
Smart communists, that's all.

>steve's face when you forget to thank the mods

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Pornhub in Denmark is now free? Wow... It's time to take a break. Gotta go. Bye.

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Nigger please I go to gurochan every day and commission guro art aswell, I've seen shit that sould make your blood run cold
Alright, give a while, if not back in 30 I'll post tommrow

2ND wave getting ready

Local hospital nursing staff resorting to cloth face masks due to shortage. Rural hospital, Indiana.

>nothingburger
Is that why you sent out Double O Jew for tests?
wsj.com/articles/israel-turns-to-its-spy-agencies-to-combat-coronavirus-11584735025

19 DAYS LOOKNER SPERG

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It was a chink.

>cooms back in February when goyim were getting infected
>starts seething when his dad isn't assigned a battalion of Marines to guard his nursing home

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What did he mean by this?

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IF I GET CORONA

just wait till the bodies start dropping like flies

Unbelievably based

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It's already done in Asia (SKorea, Japan, HK, Singapore, Philippines, etc all concur with China), fuckwit, and it's far less. It's less than H1N1.

>hurrdurrr h1n1 only hospitalized 0.45%
>hurrr durr h1n1 only killed 0.02%

This is what data looks like, brainlets. H1N1 is/was far worse than China Flu is going to end up at. WuFlu has already burned through Asia, and the impact is far less.

cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/2009-h1n1-pandemic.html
>From April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, CDC estimated there were 60.8 million cases (range: 43.3-89.3 million), 274,304 hospitalizations (range: 195,086-402,719), and 12,469 deaths (range: 8868-18,306) in the United States due to the (H1N1)pdm09 virus.

>Additionally, CDC estimated that 151,700-575,400 people worldwide died from (H1N1)pdm09 virus infection during the first year the virus circulated.** Globally, 80 percent of (H1N1)pdm09 virus-related deaths were estimated to have occurred in people younger than 65 years of age. This differs greatly from typical seasonal influenza epidemics, during which about 70 percent to 90 percent of deaths are estimated to occur in people 65 years and older.

You faggots are useful idiots for globohomo.

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So, german msm is saying there is no scenario where this will not have a world changing impact. Been following cvg since before the chinks started building hospitals. Thought it might be a good happening but this truly is THE Happening. When did you come to the conclusion that this is massively massive?

Probably someone close to Dr. Li

bmjopen.bmj.com/content/5/4/e006577?fbclid=IwAR0Kau5RQiGa0fC-I5Lrb_oZ3vzEivmqOxBmRqQajNv0-csxOoFx8rXdEnU

ok