If I'm willing to be high from the funes will a cheap mask soaked in rubbing alcohol save me?
Leo Foster
Does anyone know when it’s a decent time to go to 24hr stores for food? Might head in a bit but not sure if it’ll be a good time to go or shit.
Asher Carter
Oi! Got a loicense to go outside m8?
Juan Richardson
They close at 10 now lad
Joseph Morgan
No. Do you?
Christian Butler
if you aren't megadosing garlic, eggs and greens you fell for the memes
Brandon Martinez
Mommy? Where's my mommy? Mommy?!
Lucas Rogers
I'm not convinced lads. I think this is getting way out of hand and far too many people are panicking over a virus that won't kill any more people than a normal flu
>people are panicking over a virus that won't kill any more people than a normal flu 32% CFR outside of china 76% CFR in the UK this is going to kill billions on the first wave of infections and even more through reinfection.
is what you'll be doing when it hurts to coof barely, it's not enough. get a full face mask now and particulate filters suitable for biological hazards thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=gtuZa92YPsI
Lads should I apply for benifits, I had to quit my job (though they put me down as on leave) due to living with my gran and the job I did was too risky due to being in contact with all sorts of human fluids. I just read that they suspended all job centre visits and interviews due to the virus so it's basically free money at this point with nothing really much else to do, least till the lockdown is over though I suspect that that it'll be extended for some months much like Italy.
>tfw hated at my workplace now >work in a call centre, collecting debt for several companies including public sector >everyone raging today over nothing burger flu, people refusing to work, in tears, people livid that they aren't allowed to go home like children >pisses me off as I know we are essential and cannot stop moving just because of a few cases of flu and I also like my job and contribute to the business >also know we will be at a competitive disadvantage if we stop collecting >try to encourage people with slogans at first >'how can the country RUN without its debt coLEGtors!' >'there is no socially distancing yourself from money you owe' >they get mad, so I try and explain that we cannot work from home under GDPR guidelines so it is essential that we work and collect the debt for our clients who are expecting this essential service >they get mad >at one stage the company is considering letting us all go, obviously a drastic error >i go and speak to senior management and show them that the government guidelines do not require us to leave >they agree >people find out and are mad
I didn't do anything wrong. i am not losing money for a flu.
I'll take my chances. Already pretty carefree with my life at this point. Not much to lose since I already fucked it.
Hunter Gomez
Tried to read up on it today, absolute pain in the arse. So many sub categories and discretion if you have money saved up and don’t pay rent then it seems to be nigh on impossible
Kevin Cox
john paul and yer fuckin terrified ya wee fanny
pure houndin this prick man
Hudson Miller
When you next streaming, eddie?
Julian Adams
why are you typing like an incel? t.actual scotsman
Caleb Parker
Wtf is deenz czeched though
Christian Cooper
I think I already had it. Everyone told me it was just a cold.
Henry Ortiz
it literally is just a flu ya fud
Michael Bennett
I need a haircut but the barbers are closed.
How do I cut my own hair?
Ryder James
Fuck you kike
Jayden Butler
How long is it?
Dominic Wilson
enjoy your reinfection and cytokine storm
Jacob Rogers
no, industrial workshop guy goodnight lads, stay safe out there
Also Chinese people have been caught deliberately spreading coronavirus
Julian Wood
Gradually. You can always cut off more so long as you cut too little.
Jordan Robinson
Put a #1 guard on and shave it thats what i do
Logan Howard
this is for the US if current trends continue covidusa.net/ i'm not sure if someone has done the same data for the UK but you can get an idea of the scale
Why are the Diamond Princess passengers mostly still alive?
Oliver Hernandez
No, there are definitely comparisons to be made. I think the Germans are closest to the Han, in so far as the Germanic people colonised and settled throughout the continent and onto the British Isles, just as the Han did in East Asia & Japan (Yayoi). France I would place somewhere in South-West Asia, maybe Siam?
only if you don't wear black fatigues with Umbrella insignia as well
Jaxon Howard
Don't trust this user, user >ID: I JeW
Daniel White
Do it. People will be impressed.
Ethan Gomez
And that will be England gone, The shadows, the meadows, the lanes, The guildhalls, the carved choirs. There’ll be books; it will linger on In galleries; but all that remains For us will be concrete and tyres.
Just hoping MI5 really do monitor this shithole for intel, we need the military on the streets before things get worse. I smell shit in the air over what is happening right now.
Jeremiah James
>Jade Gate Pass That sounds pretty. I want to go there
Chase Kelly
So many jew ids tonight.
Henry Adams
they've been lucky enough to avoid reinfection so far.
Grayson Adams
Beijing is working 24/7 to shift the blame away from China. They are calling it Japanese coranavirus in Japan now. Xi Jinping has recently started denying that the virus started spreading in Wuhan.
Here are China's punishments that our PM should propose until China assume responsibility and financially compensate every nation affected by the virus that they have spread to the globe:
- All travel to and from China shall remain banned for an indefinite amount of time.
- All Chinese citizens on a non-permanent visa shall be repatriated as soon as feasible.
- All Chinese companies have to pay an extra "Chinese Virus Tax" to cover the financial damage that the virus has caused.
All those measures are effective immediately. If things get worse during that time, then we do the same shit towards Japan and South Korea. After this is announced, our PM at his podium will then look to his left towards out Health minister and wink, while our health minister nods in approval.
If I should die, think only this of me: That there's some corner of a foreign field That is for ever England. There shall be In that rich earth a richer dust concealed; A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware, Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam, A body of England's, breathing English air, Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
And think, this heart, all evil shed away, A pulse in the eternal mind, no less Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given; Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day; And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness, In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.
You're the nutter that eats roast dinner at 11pm, ain't you?!
Colton Cruz
Sardines and yes, they're full of protein and calcium.
Joseph Scott
>Sadiq Khan warns 'stop Tube travel or more will die'
Here's a pro tip you cunt, put more fucking trains back on
Leo Thomas
Can't Pay Take It Away made me appreciate debt collectors so much more. It saddens me you have to put up with Chav shitheads you see on the show trying to worm their way out of paying debts
>he doesn't know about reinfection >he doesn't know about coronavirus binding to ACE-2 receptors in the kidneys and testicles, causing organ failure and infertility JUST THE FLU BRO DUH DUH DUH
wot if people started going into shops with a mask on and nicking stuff anyone tries to stop they could just start coughing don't think we've thought this through lads
Brandon Lopez
Will smoked clams work too?
Anthony Peterson
Gis a key, don't be tight.
Kayden Taylor
why would i care about the bullshit sick virgins spew because they hate the world wtf get a life
Dominic Turner
Provide sources LARPer. And don't pretend you understand the science of it, you read it off some conspiritard post and are parroting it.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>Having the filter of an original 1980s gas mask =/= having a functioning filter I have the exact same gasmask
Josiah Cox
All we need to do is economically disengage. If Europe and the US stop buying their shit, China will go bankrupt quickly.
Aaron Edwards
Double the trains. So many people are meant to be at home there might even be enough space to do 3m gaps.
Parker Watson
Now list all of their underlying health problrems that were the real reason for their demise. I'll wait
PS: 1600 people die every day in the UK alone
Hunter Moore
It’s seethenonce lad
Jose Mitchell
>BEEP BOOP BOO BEEP, RETARD SCHIZO, ALSO ORANGE MAN BAD... I'm not on about the virus it's self, I'm more concerned about deliberate attempts at sabotage during this crisis. I do understand that virus's spread yes and thank you for reminding me of that.
Angel Ward
Get your mum to go over it with some clippers, if you don't like it too short just use a no.8 attachment and boom you have a hair cut
David Myers
doesn't matter, is it normal for nearly 2000 people to die that quick in one country all to the same illness? no
Oliver Bennett
Yeah shellfish are low in mercury too, generally the rule is that the lower down the foodchain the seafood is, the lower to mercury content.
Kevin Ramirez
What the fuck does being a key worker have to do with a hair cut?
Do your job, go home, do your job, go home. Don't do anything else
Its not fucking hard is it?
Nolan Davis
>ALSO ORANGE MAN BAD When have I mentioned Trump? You really are a schitzo.
Nicholas White
Yeah but if they're all old farts... Why should I be scared.
Noah Wright
Even he's not a tranny he's some sort of schizo.
James James
Stewart McCraken is a ledge. I'm sure he's a legit sociopath. He doesn't give a flying fuck, he just wants the money.
Aiden Brooks
it came with two when i brought it and i've never used the thing
Jayden Cooper
And the consumers will riot because they can’t buy cheap tat
Jacob Robinson
how do i volunteer for the nhs lads? lets get this done and kick this chink virus' arse
read the /cvg/ pastebin. the sources are all in there.
Thomas Ortiz
...
Liam Thomas
Also Yas Forums is more intelligent than you think it is, you're wasting your time here commie as we see through your propaganda, suddenly it all makes a lot of sense.
Henry Russell
Yep. tonight she is making some kind of pasta with vegetables and bacon. She was chopping garlic and chilli when I went down.
Elijah Thomas
Showing my gf this thread so say something nice
Lincoln Scott
Thank you dude i didnt know that Im only 155 lbs. Can i have a glass of whole milk with it too please
Jace Russell
dude, all this garlic.. is it a social distancing thing? like are peeps standing 3 metres away from you now?!
Isaiah Russell
Do you have to have a lobotomy before it all makes sense?
Jaxon Bell
>Source: /cvg/ May as well have been your ass. Did you bother following up on their claims over than taking it at face value? I can tell you never went to university because you clearly can't check sources.
Isaiah Wilson
post tits
Anthony Lee
painting minis and listening to boltthrower has helped drown out the rising panic about where to get food whilst avoiding nurglites
