PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MEANWHILE IN CANADA EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144384429001 (Right Prescription)
video.foxnews.com/v/6144388404001 (Chloroquine)
video.foxnews.com/v/6144390366001 (SmBiz)
video.foxnews.com/v/6144412674001 (Ventilators)
youtu.be/xthUVOtoNUI (pt1)
youtu.be/wy3NrqNN9uU (pt2)
>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/744094/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
youtu.be/U5YROQHlVvM
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/BpmTYrnmEMM
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
youtu.be/0xl6vjjzZwA
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144320914001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
youtu.be/0XDhMW0ErG0
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/Yqbd1RKaZ5g
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
youtu.be/8MQFLeYeVcA
>SG Adams on HughHewittShow 3/24/20
youtu.be/wqO7KcDWHgc
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FBN 3/24/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144368190001/
>CDCVideo: Who's most at risk for Corona-chan? (PSA) 3/24/20
youtu.be/vjg3FW7YVFI
>ArmyVideo: ArmySec McCarthy visits AFC&AAL in Austin TX 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/717470/
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/SfhI1aHwOJQ

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MAGA

AWOO!
TRUMPBUX CONFIRMED!

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DESTROY ALL RED CHINESE CONTAGIONS AND INVADERS

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fauci is an attention whore hiliarious

No the doctor will not be making the decision, TRUMP WILL MAKE THE DECISION

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REMINDER

THE MEDIA WANTS YOU POOR

THE MEDIA WANTS YOU TO STARVE

THE MEDIA WANTS YOU DEAD

ALL SO THEY CAN PWN DRUMPF

AND THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY

NEVER FORGET

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MAGA

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COUMO NEEDS TO QUARANTINE THE NYC METRO IMMEDIATELY!!!

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>SIX TRILLION
never gonna have to worry about toilet paper again Jesus Christ

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WE GETTING BIG MAC BUX

CONFIRMED BY PENCE

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this has to be a joke account

trump wants me broke, starving and dead. what's the difference?

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Wangs

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>trumpbux

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Kek

Trump looks like he wants to fuck Fauci in the ass.

THE

MEDIA

WANTS

YOU

ON

HOUSE

ARREST

UNTIL

NOVEMBER 4, 2020

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>think you can destroy Trump by hyping corona virus
>accidentally turn him into a War Time President
>gains massive approval boost
he just keeps winning

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>bestramen.png
WRONG

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People really love that, back in the day it was obscure but it became more generally popular.

No, they don't.

You could even admire some characteristics of opponents but outright calling for the return of defeated opponents and implementation of communism as a superior system is totally bizarre.

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>$6,000,000,000,000.00
What is the Doctorlet's paycheck for all of this?

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Lmao shills have nothing

Kek

for the emergency gibs bill

what about those of us who graduated recently and are looking for work but are fucked with this? Was the neet hole fixed? I was declared as a dependent do I may get fucked?

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>tfw haven't seen a good looking woman or a nice plunging cleavage since office went into work from home status a week ago.
Hold me bros.

But they release convicts from prison

>The country is a big country, not just Jew York City!
Fauci, no!!!

MAGA

You mean wife murders husband through poison

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ech

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Why is everyone making fun of Trudeau? He's a great respected leader and Canada is lucky to have him.

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AWOO for PPE

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i still can't wrap my head around that
some anons were worried about 2 trillion
holy hell money printer go brrrr dot jpeg
also i updated the picture to include shin black
these are my go to and you'll never eat regular ass ramen again

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This is never not fucking hilarious.

Jesus come quickly.
I just want this world to end.

If you were declared as a dependent your parents will get some extra trumpbux for you.

THE TUBOCAUST

everyone is making bank in the trump economy except for shills. watch we recover in a amazing fashion and better than ever before.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WITH YOUR WIFE!

CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON!

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‘bout tree fiddy

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foxnews.com/media/trump-coronavirus-relief-bill-green-new-deal

Trumps not going to sign the trumpbux bill

Changs

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anarcho-tyranny in action

it's a true shame because he's a gorgeous uberCHAD

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...

They were fervent trump supporters. When the president kills your husband or you die, its hard to stay republican tho.

nah. basic is a best. traditional.

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MAGA
>This bitch is nuts

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This tell me Boeing doesnt really need the money then. This is good, only the truly needy companies will take it.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. It's been fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn like this. But in all seriousness we can't let this orangutan keep his tiny hands on the nuclear codes.

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THE

MEDIA

WANTS

YOU

TO

DIE

EVEN

THOUGH

CHLOROQUINE

CURES

CORONA

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>got jewed by the dentist into having my wisdom teeth removed on Friday
>all I want is some fucking pizza
fuck this gay earth

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Arizona man is no match for Florida man.

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>chicken
worst flavor, beef is fine

did kudlow just say 6 trillion economic package with 4 trillion from the fed???
also free money to boeing -Trump

There's a fat ass in my office that has been working at home for a week.
iktf

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Ramen sucks. I hate it.

THEY LITERALLY SHUT THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT DOWN AFTER THEY POSTED THIS

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>If you were declared as a dependent your parents will get some extra trumpbux for you.
I am concerned that isn't true because I am a dependent but not a "child" and the language I here only gives bux for children not additional dependents.

>removes boomers
>kills prisoners
>kills Globalism
>mainly kills urbanites
Corona-Chan literally did nothing wrong, we should meme her as the cure to global warming by reducing population. Get democrats to become the Plague Party

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i'll have to find some online thanks for the info
hopefully the economy will be back in no time like i and a lot of anons had been saying from the start this isn't so much a structural issue a la 2007/8 and will rebound much much much more quickly

I'm not gonna denny he's good looking, but he looks like a massive faggot

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What will they try next? They literally have nothing left but a retarded card they were hoping to never have to use, distract people with talks of ayys. I'm calling it

This. I like Shin red. What kind of fucking faggot actually eats top Raman and thinks they want to try it again? Shin is the premo premo quality stuff. Like 5 stars. All you need is egg, kimchi and some green onions. BAM. It's better than anything and it's dirt fucking cheap.

>6 trillion
each jew gets a million?

a) no, it doesn't
b) you should definitely die

Nooo I was hoping Trump would ask his own questions again

Nah, they're just inbred retards I've seen pictures of them.

really?

>Yas Forums says trans rights are __________

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Hey friendos here's some information for your brain and stuff so I don't have to read as many garbage posts about nationalizing industry to fight communism
youtu.be/VX2e2iEg_pM

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I would hope not as long as all that extra unrelated (((crap))) is in it.

That Brazilian mongrel should suck is dick. I don't see Canadian migrating to that third world of a country.

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>hopefully the economy will be back in no time like i and a lot of anons had been saying from the start this isn't so much a structural issue a la 2007/8 and will rebound much much much more quickly

I work on comp sci so I am hoping I can get hired remotely while stocks are cheap so I can buy the dip

>IS IT WISE TO PACK CHURCHES ON EASTER

K

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S

oh shit, archived link?

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So when will Congress realistically pass Trumpbux?

>six trillion
Guys what does this mean?
Are we going full Reichmode?

this is like 2 weeks old

He's gay

have you had real ramen?

oh dear god are they really assuming he is calling for packed churches? fucking idiots

will we ever get our welfare checks?

lel he just left

saw those for the first time recently. what's the full name?
>best ramen I know of currently

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another man of culture very nice
also
IT'S ALREADY OVER
wow not fucking around with the press today must be busy
best of luck user

>it takes one person to contaminate a whole county!

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I have a feeling this is how I will die if this keeps me out of work for any longer.

Trump talks about a specific medication for fighting malaria that can be safely used to treat corona.

Media:

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There is a pair of yuge fake boobies that I am sure need some attention (like normal) from mine...sad!

This still makes me laugh.

>IT TAKES 1 PERSON TO INFECT A WHOLE COUNTY!
WTF!?

It's okay if you don't over do it. I'm finna eating some sardines right about now

fucking never we have to destroy congress

QUICK SHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY AND FIRE HALF THE NATIONAL WORKFORCE

They’re not going to. Pelosi will keep poisoning the bill indefinitely.

6 trillion bailout and you magapedes will defend this. Obama was beaten over 800 billion.

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Fun fact, Canada's unemployment rate was 36% and it has now actually hit 44%.
See in Canada only the people on unemployment and disability are counted as unemployed.
People who are on welfare are not included because welfare programs require people on it to take courses or volunteer. Meaning the people on welfare are not classified as unemployed.
Funny that.
78% of the "new Canadians" Trudeau let's in are on welfare. That is around 780,000 a year increase alone.
I wouldn't be surprised if our unemployment rate was closer to 58% now.

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Is a deal made yet with the senate bill or are there still negotiations and we dont know the final product yet?

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We are going to church on Easter, kikel

Pic related

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They will go back to racism and finding more musty cunts to complain about rape and harrassment. Its what they always fall back on.

samyang 2x spicy noodles looks like

If they don't try any shenanigans, probably by the end of the week. They have certain rules for pushing things through fast based on emergencies.

Iran, South Korea, and Italy all suffered specific, broad travel bans on the countries prior to Japan because those countries were in bed with China and Chinese national movement in and out of the country. Japan suffered no such specific ban because they stand in opposition to China and are mildly anti chinese influence.

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>green-new-deal
no, he is not signing the house bill because it's literal dogshit that was only meant to stall and make him look bad but it ended up backfiring because even democrat voters were calling nancy out on her bullshit
she already folded and will pass the senate bill

Yes, the Senate is moving forward.

Honestly, no. I'm sure the real stuff is great, but I absolutely can't stand the store-brand thing.

Every time they post the death count like 600 people in a few months is a large number is pathetic

>MSU did something that isn't rape
Neato

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>it takes one chink to contaminate the whole world

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>it takes one bat to contaminate a whole planet

>gubbernment pay 4 months paycheck
excuse me WTF? literally why? you already got a treatment so why prolong this literal flu outbreak

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Senate end of the week, House probably early next week.

is pelosi's gay shit in the bill tho?

imagine having to shill against trumpbux lmao

what's the difference between ramen and maggi? They look the same in the store

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>TFW you pull the fat boomers strings and can make him kill a million Americans

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>up my sodium content?
>that means eat sodium cyanide, right?

>March 18th
>2 weeks old
You're retarded.

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No. The House bill got dropped entirely. They're amending the Senate bill a bit (banning stock buybacks, etc.) and will go with that.

Has he ever called it that instead of it's real name?

he literally said he wasn't going to sign it. makes him as complicit as pelosi

No, that was the House bill. That's gone.

No. That was the House bill, which got shot down.
The Senate bill is moving forward.

>Bubble Boy Biden

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pic related is probably the best instant noodles i’ve ever had, tonkotsu especially.

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>a million
Only 999,400 to go

No, it makes her retarded for trying to push for it after the Chief Executive AND the Senate told her to fuck off.

samyang buldak ramen
they make all sorts of spice level

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MAGA

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American airlines need forbearance on payments and low interest loans or the consequences will be astronomical.

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thank god for that

By the dems and MSM's logic, even one murder by an illegal would warrant shutting down all illegal immigration.

Wait what did they say?

How much bat AIDS they add.

I hope theres no elderly people in the congregation cause there won't be for long

>blood and feces