/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2499 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

► Detected: 417,677 (+38,816) ► Died: 18,605 (+2,091)

— 3.52 billion people put under lockdown

— 156 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10

>NEWS
China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
archive.is/tx1CY

Spain run out of beds, puts patients on the floor
archive.is/mZmeh

21 million fewer cellphone users in China
archive.is/U3pPA

India under complete lockdown, 1.33 billion people
archive.is/wEMUz

34 year old infected nurse commits suicide
archive.is/kDe2z

>RESEARCH
High cytokine in blood of critical patients
archive.is/Nk4VJ

Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO

Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
archive.is/5hhjk

Survivors will be exhausted for six months
archive.is/ZZanF

Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
archive.is/gFpGT

>REMINDER
Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/6ajdF

Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
archive.is/LFJlR

210 dead in Iran, regime covers it up
archive.is/D7YcK

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

Finland to be put on lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/vJvSq

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
21:22: 112 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
21:15: 152 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland.
21:02: 791 new cases and 4 new deaths in Germany.
20:58: 209 new cases and 8 new deaths in Spain.
20:54: 250 new cases and 4 new deaths in Illinois, United States.
20:52: 204 new cases and 1 new death in Ireland.
20:19: 382 new cases and 2 new deaths in Massachusetts, United States.

>MORE
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motherjones.com/coronavirus-updates/2020/03/amlo-trump-coronavirus-dios-mio/
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coronachan is here to stay

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blood for the blood god

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who else here /herd/?

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God I'll do anything for a corona-chan gf. Where can I find one on discord?

RIP U.S. dollar

>"My dips, your virus; the perfect couple"

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Skulls for the skull throne

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COVID-19 is a globohomo tool of the left. H1N1 had far more effect (dead, hospitalized), with far less freakout.

>From April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, CDC estimated there were 60.8 million cases (range: 43.3-89.3 million), 274,304 hospitalizations (range: 195,086-402,719), and 12,469 deaths (range: 8868-18,306) in the United States due to the (H1N1)pdm09 virus.

>Additionally, CDC estimated that 151,700-575,400 people worldwide died from (H1N1)pdm09 virus infection during the first year the virus circulated.** Globally, 80 percent of (H1N1)pdm09 virus-related deaths were estimated to have occurred in people younger than 65 years of age. This differs greatly from typical seasonal influenza epidemics, during which about 70 percent to 90 percent of deaths are estimated to occur in people 65 years and older.

cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/2009-h1n1-pandemic.html

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Did he dieded?

PENCE WORRIED ABOUT MC DONALD QUEUES

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lolis

I have gf so not thanks

6,000,000,000 (TRILLION), US DOLLARS

for NEETs???

Where the NEETBUX at?!

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>youtube.com/watch?v=sC4EbjtBeQs
youtube.com/watch?v=sC4EbjtBeQs
>youtube.com/watch?v=sC4EbjtBeQs
youtube.com/watch?v=sC4EbjtBeQs
>youtube.com/watch?v=sC4EbjtBeQs

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

Good

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Happening is over fags

>knock knock
>user, you've been holed up in there for 3 years

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F

>on discord?
only trannies there, talking from experience

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BIG MAC LMAO. FUCKING AMERIBURGERS PRIORITIES.

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Good job.

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What's the average life of these damn threads? Does anyone even reply to each other? That last one was like 15 minutes tops.

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I want the lockdown over seemed fun at first but its actually kinda gay

F-Fug

Holy shit these thread are dropping like flies. Read if you haven't already.

>Americans

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Let's talk about the 500 new deaths in Spain. Is Spain the new Italy?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 52,996 (685) Spain 39,885 (2,808) Germany 32,986 (157) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,283 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,779 (12) Canada 2,590 (25) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Brazil 2,201 (46) Australia 2,144 (8) Israel 1,930 (3) Turkey 1,872 (44) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (3) Ireland 1,329 (7) Japan 1,193 (43) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 901 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Romania 794 (11) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +9,262 (+132) Spain +4,749 (+497) Germany +3,930 (+34) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +809 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +154 (+2) Canada +499 (+1) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Brazil +277 (+12) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +488 (+2) Turkey +343 (+7) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+2) Ireland +204 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +152 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Romania +218 (+4) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+2) Algeria +34 (+2) Lithuania +30 (+1) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +30 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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That's right...do I get a check?

>6 trillion
Totally ok to spend all the money we have to bail out a bunch of boomers. Truly the evilest generation to ever live.

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Who /comfy/ here?

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>"Hydroxychloroquine...didn’t top placebo at clearing the coronavirus among mild Chinese patients, or helping them reach normal temperature sooner"
twitter.com/BogochIsaac/status/1242560221836443652

lmao

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A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN! A LOAN!

>Cannot even pass the placebo tests

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New here?

*coof*

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Argentinabro, do you sleep?
Please take care of yourself.

Fauci is a faggot

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How to prepare for a hyper inflation? Buying gold? Anything else?

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Argentina isn't white

she's getting ready to unload a big one on him

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as COVID-19, is in fact, the Chinese virus, or as I've recently taken to calling it, the Kung-Flu. COVID-19 is not a random Killer virus by itself, but rather another gift of a fully disgusting Chink eco-system made deadly by the chinese eating habits, lack of empathy and vital lack of higyene comprising a full trifecta for the perfect storm as defined by WHO. Many humans right now are infected by a modified version of the Chinese virus since days ago, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of the Chinese virus which is widely used today is often called "COVID-19", and many of its hosts are not aware that it is basically the Chinese virus, developed by the Wuhan Project. There really is a COVID-19, and these people are infected by it, but it is just a part of the infection they have. COVID-19 is the key: it opens the door in the immune system that allocates the body's immunity resources to the other diseases that you get. The key that opens the door is an essential part of an killer disease, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of infecting a weak person. COVID-19 is normally used in combination with the pneumonia: the whole disease is basically the Chinese virus with a gay number added, or Chinese Originated VIral Disease-19. All the so-called "COVID-19" strains are really mutations of the Chinese virus.

How long until the USD will collapse?

twitter.com/BogochIsaac/status/1242560221836443652
CURE DIDN'T WORK. GET FUCKED ANTI-HAPPENINGFAGS

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?

>constantly called a virgin onhere
>it gets me extremely angry and frustrated
>fucked several hookers in the past 4 years because of it
>some of them raw
>i might have AIDS and die if i get this shit
Fuck all of you subhumans, i hope you all die fuck this shithole of a website

lmao he got his party alright

Yes. We will reach higher numbers even. Fuck you pastafags

HAPPENING IS OVER

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Save me Misaki-chan.

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so comfy

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5

CONGRATS ON OREIMO user ON FILLING ONEE-CHAN'S PUSSY WITH HIS MEAT

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>comparing estimates to confirmed data
Please don't tell me you are this stupid

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Right here brother.

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I tagged him on twitter, hope he sees the memes

Sauce on the anime girl? I need something to watch in this shit and I am tired of netflix.

Digits and death is coming for me.

Playing the new Animal Crossing while the world burns. Maximum comfy.

Disease for the plague god

>CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
>CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
>CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
>CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
>CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC
>CHINK WERE TOLD THEY COULD CAUSE A PANDEMIC

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>mild patients
who cares about mild patients

>Happening over, said increasingly nervous man for the gajillionth time this week

worried about my grandparents desu

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Kinda, actually, I just drop in occasionally to see the reaction when the government/rich jews do some retarded shit.

I genuinely don't understand why people preach buying up all the gold and silver they can in times of crisis like this. If everyone in the world goes broke why would silver and shit be worth anything?

600,000 infected in Italy, officials estimate
archive.is/e6PC4

meaning deathrate is 1% including deaths from filled up hospitals

HAPPENING CANCELD

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We didn’t start the fire?

Government to extend quarantine until April the 13th, here.

Can we just nuke them for the good of humanity?

>globohomo tool of the left
>coronachan BTFOing globalism, shutting down borders worldwide
pick one brainlet

>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as COVID-19, is in fact, the Chinese virus
I agree. COVID-19 is a chink virus, started in China, by Chinese, likely from a bioweapons lab. It's China's fault 100% -- they are fucking bugs and should be exterminated.

That being said, while the illness is real, it is not a world-ending pandemic as it is being treated. Speculation as to long-term effects of infection are just that -- speculation.

We are in that strange timezone where its morning for a lot of you murricans and late evening for us europoors. so traffic increases.

Act like a degenerate and you will die like a degenerate.

must save herself first tho

I hate Fauci.

me

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oomer memes are a fucking mistake

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Kek, you get what you deserve faggot. Fucking hookers doesn't make you a non-virgin, the term virgin is used to insult people who can't get sex without paying for it.

>THREAD THEME:
bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

Bless Fauci for actually bringing sense to Trump's idea

>The Most Irresponsible President on the Continent Right Now Isn’t Donald Trump
motherjones.com/coronavirus-updates/2020/03/amlo-trump-coronavirus-dios-mio/

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The death rate is 10% using italy's numbers you retard. Fuck off paid shill.

Hurry up guys, I want go back to traveling the world and slutting around!

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go back to /ptg/

the only cure is death

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S-SORRY CITIZEN, I REALLY AM, BUT I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY OF THE MONEY WE PROMISED, MR. GOLDSTEIN WILL EXECUTE ME IF I STOP CRANKING OR GIVE AWAY A DIME

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/cvg/ is crazy fast. Part of it is shills spaming copy pastas. People usually respond to stuf, but not always

I hope some of you got propane
You guys are alright

because he tries to stop the happening?
I actually hope the open everythiing as soon as possible so this virus can flow.

Trump is our chance.

Italy lies lmao

Fuck off back to /ptg/ MIGAnigger.

Kaguya sama: love is war. Its one of the side characters, she does a dance at close of the episode. Good anime too. Second season coming soon.

>Happening cancelled, said increasingly nervous man

What's the current rundown on permanent organ damages?

Go back to r9k

Fuck them, they would die anyway
>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKINGRANDPARINO
You fucking disgust me selfish piece of shit, your grandparents should become a statistic in the covid victims list so i can jerk off at how thebig the number is. All your grandparents should die, fuck all of you.

thanks to the user that linked the oral hygiene bro pastebin ive not read this in ages holy shit

Will we even see the 2nd wave from china? Or will the media shutdown continue?

>on a tree
>f u c k i n g

>Italy lies
>t. not even testing Tyrone

do boomers care about anything but stock prices?

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"Miga"
Lmao. Go back to sucking richard Spencer's dick

Is Italy doing better?

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Nice pasta, /g/entooman.
>not getting it

based

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>today
They've been having that today for 4 weeks now.

Speaking of lies.
Spain is too.

No. Muh economy.

cmr.asm.org/content/20/4

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FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER

If you are rooting for the chinese virus as good because is a boomer removal, you are not different that who is rooting for whiteness removal aka the faggots and globalists.

Also you have just been played to root for the removal of your best ally, the last of the most based generation who voted Trump, Brexit and who actually oppose EU and globalists.

Yes zoomer. you have been played to root to combat your last ally, played with the most utterly kikery trick: let's the poor fight each other.

They told you that boomers are stealing your future because of retirements: how fool you are! Boomers paid the retirements of their parents as we are paying theirs. They told you that will be more work and jobs to do, how naive: automation will destroy the wages and incomes no matter what they tell you.

Guess what? The world was, is and will be divides in 2 main opposing categories: the minority uber-wealthy families and the rest of us. It's more easy to coordinate the effort of a minority of super wealth people that can buy the media, influence, politicians, celebrities.....

Remember: everyone have a price, no matter how high; if you think that you have no price, well,sooner or late someone with a lower price than your will come and remove you from your position.

stay mad gipsy

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it would be a beautiful thing

>NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY STOCKERINOS
>NOOO MY 401K IS GOING DOWN NOOOOOO

>e-estimates based off of reporting from every single individual nation, and the entire US health system, and the WHO don't count
Get a fucking clue. WuFlu-Covid-19-China Virus is real. It should be treated as real, etc etc. but the panic and globohomo shutdown/power grab is what the real danger is.

Don't be a fucking panicky fool.

Sorry to ruin your larp and pretty movie with real data, kid.

Trump is responding correctly, and will continue to do so if we're lucky and he's not torpedoed. No other leader is, and the local/state leadership in the US isn't either for that matter.

>its wrong to save the economy.

it's just a little bat flu bro, no biggy :^P

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600,000 infected in Italy, officials estimate

600000/6000 = 1%

next time read before you write leafy

I'm worried about my mommy

What is this guys end game?

Can someone tell me what he wants,

>beautiful timeline
um hello based department

>Alright goyi-, I mean citizens. Looks like the virus fizzled out... back to work.
>Oh no, another wave. Looks like we have to keep lockdown restrictions in place. tee-hee
>Don't forget to request your special travel permission 2 months in advance and make sure your pandemic business license is in order.

COMMUNIST GOVERMENT OF SPAIN ASKING FOR HELP TO THE NATO BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>COMMUNIST GOVERMENT OF SPAIN ASKING FOR HELP TO THE NATO BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
COMMUNIST GOVERMENT OF SPAIN ASKING FOR HELP TO THE NATO BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>COMMUNIST GOVERMENT OF SPAIN ASKING FOR HELP TO THE NATO BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
COMMUNIST GOVERMENT OF SPAIN ASKING FOR HELP TO THE NATO BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>COMMUNIST GOVERMENT OF SPAIN ASKING FOR HELP TO THE NATO BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
COMMUNIST GOVERMENT OF SPAIN ASKING FOR HELP TO THE NATO BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

>abc.es/espana/abci-defensa-pide-apoyo-otan-para-hacer-frente-coronavirus-202003241954_noticia.html
AAHHHH NATO HELP ME! WE WON'T PAY THE 2%, NOT EVEN THE 1% FOR THE NATO BUT AAAHHHH HELP ME NOW!

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>the stock market is the economy

How can that number be a good thing? God, some of you...

Sacrifice the goyim to save made up numbers

ea-ster
Two very big syllables

here it comes

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FLORIDA LOCKDOWN WHEN

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Thanks fellow degenerate.

>Oreimo
>Onee-chan
It should be imouto.
Also oreimo is shit.

LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
>LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
>LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
>LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
>LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING
>LOOKNER MELTDOWN INCOMING

third t r i p s for me today, I am on a roll

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LOOKNER GOING MELTDOWN SOON
youtube.com/watch?v=el6CjZ5buMA

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Holland America cruise ship heading to Florida with growing number of passengers reporting flu-like symptoms

Lookner being funny

>SWINE FLU BTFO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The pasta shills aren’t the clutter, it’s a lot of rightfully panicked anons posting funnies
Can you forward it itt

Has anyone checked the air pollution in China (SO2)?

gazetawroclawska.pl/wroclaw-ewakuacja-oddzialu-szpitala-przy-grabiszynskiej-16-pielegniarek-ma-koronawirusa/ar/c1-14877563

>normal hospital in Wrocław focused on lung diseases
>16 nurses and 6 patients have been infected with coronavirus because one patient, who came with pneumonia had coronavirus
>51 people quarantined and a part of hospital had to be closed down
>the corona patient left the hospital in 16 March and then three days later came back to other hospital with coronavirus


WE BARELY STARTED

B-B-B-BUT MUUUUHH HAPPERINOOOO

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Lol sorry idit boomer ally I didnt read

speed up your game, newfag

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They're "estimating" based on cases that haven't presented themselves yet. Meaning you can't factor those into the death rate until they are confirmed because the virus isn't even doing it's thing.

when all the new yorkers that fled to there start getting sick in about 4 days

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We all just got gotten by China and the Jewish media.
Last year, huge trade deal between U.S. and China- Trump plays hardball, China finally agrees to terms.
Jews cant oust Trump from his seat, constant media negativity against him ending with impeachment debacle.
As soon as Xmas season begins to end, queue next huge thing- the END OF THE WORLD PANDEMIC! by the media
overtakes everything, including this site. all anyone wants to talk about
huge fake numbers from China- during the middle of flu season.
Flu season normally kills 250k people annually anyway
Media in every country milks it for all it is worth
Every flu case is treated like the supposed pandemic disease.
Work halts, shit gets shut down
Economy tanks
Stock market crashes
China buys up stock market
Jew media pushed this whole thing.
China only big communist player left
They now own most of production on earth or at least controlling interest in all of them.

Check to Trump on his trade agreement

Let's see where this goes....

Disease possibly faked or engineered by Israel.

Not how it works you retarded faggot virgin simply means you haven't had sex before. Andi could if i wanted but that wouldinvolve going out so no.
Also all womenhere are either mother or prostitutes, sometimes both.

>italy lies lmao
ultrahomo user confirms that the death toll is even worse than 10%

>we should cause a recession for no reason.
Meme virus

F

F

You needed one like a week ago. Enjoy being NYC 2.0

Yes, spain lied, I just don't pretend the gub didn't

Tfw no qt bunker tranny to get cozy with

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he is an idiot. he assumes "Easter" means "everyone in the US goes back to normal on Easter" when he has made it clear that Easter means the beginning, for some people, in some regions

based and saved

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he is charging up

>Pharmacists complain they have no protection
>Get given masks
>Don't even wear them correctly

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The death rate can't be less than ~3%. Korea has tested everybody mild or not and they have a death rate of 3%.

The only thing you're saving is the elite's money.

F

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Lmao. I wish it was worse.
Unfortunately it's not

>It should be imouto.
Thanks
>Also oreimo is shit.
The porn is good. That's what matters.

I know a guy who has gotten it and recovered. 22 y/o. We are already safe lads

Probably Bitcoin or Ethereum, people will try to invest in things not as attached to the global economy as gold.

Oh shit. I knew my cough wasn't a regular cough.

Shills can get preaty bad here. Sometimes there are nothingburgerfags that post the same thing every 5 comments

>muh elites.
Lmao

This cant be real

youtube.com/watch?v=iQslMZzk3Og
Schizo or redpilled?

So if you have this and you have a big family, your expected to self quarantine with your family and pass it all to them?

Is anyone else having breathing problems? It feels like i lost 20-30% of ym lung capacity. WTF is this shit.

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Out you nothingburger shill.

Wasnt before but starting to be
>boomers and elderly
>barely anyone dying
Come on coronachan, is she just another lazy ethot or what?

it would be a beautiful thing. why can't steve admit that?

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Imagine shilling this hard for a virus that isn't serious.
2 more weeks bro

Okay wagie

>tested everyone
>forced people who tested positive into isolation
>contact traced everyone they came into contact with prior

we have none of that. Look to Italy/spain for Herd immunity countries

kek my city just issued a warning that all tests that have been taken last week are invalid or couldnt be researched in a lab
literally everyone who still has symptoms has to do testing again

What lockdown games are you playing /cvg/? For me I decided to go with an obvious though classic choice.

Give me some more quarantine game recommendations

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WHAT'S THE STATUS ON THE CHECKS? ARE THEY GONNA HAPPEN? WHEN ARE THEY COMING?

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