PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DISEASED EDITION /ptg/

No

ORANGE MAN BAD
IDCHIP2020 GOOD
JESUS BAD
SATAN GOOD

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i've read this before, good read but i think very few anons are going to even bother

NEVER BE DEPENDENT ON A FOREIGN COUNTRY FOR SURVIVAL
NEVER BE A SUPPLICATE NATION

If you don't MAGA then fuck you

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I feel like jails would be the perfect places to not spread the disease.
>monitored intakes
>corona test all guards

Learn to read, burger. It's not that complicated.

What's Mitch's stand called?

MAGA

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>The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Fact check: True

Based pasta

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They should just lock the doors and let all the criminals die.

don't patronize, kouhai
a much more mathematically secret way is to say "i can be described as 18"
wow rude

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link
i want to see which states are fucked and which politicians need the gas

AWOO AWOO AWOO

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AWOO HAN FLU

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he's rambling and low energy. sad.

Too long; didnt read

If you listen to Trump speak you can hear the money printers going off in the background..

SHUT IT DOWN!

this is what peak italian-american cuisine looks like and you don't even need a job, let alone a degree, to cook it

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it wasn't funny last thread and it isn't funny now

Dumbfuckery do

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IT'S TIME FOR A CRUSADE!

MAKE WHITE CHRISTIAN CHILDREN!

MAGA WITH YOUR WIFE!

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aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/states-release-risk-inmates-coronavirus-fears-200323175232427.html

You're really bad at your job.

lmao I read this right as he stopped talking, you faggots are cosmically fucked

OH NO NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY TWOMOARWEEKS BROS

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Is there anything new in this presser?

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That's pretty typical for shills.

What have I missed today? Fell asleep after the Town Hall, now I wake up and everyone says the shills are mad and the crisis is over.

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I want to see half of congress die from Corona-Chan, would be the easiest way to drain the swamp if half the boomers in congress just dropped dead

kek will grant us victory through chaos

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I do not like this Awoo. Feed it to an Aragami.

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Yeah but the govt banned working

Half taunting the rules half true statement anyways, wasn't looking to be the most clever knife.

>People without a degree or job can cook at all
Impossible. Also describing heating slop out of a can as cooking is hilarious

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Send cute Christian waifu pls

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But I read the cvg pastebin and they said we would all be dead by now?

Unlimited QE isnt good. Change my mind /ptg/. Its a thing obama did to fake pump stocks. How is it suddenly good when trump does it?

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>Wort Corea: 280,000 in 8 weeks
>US: 280,000 in 8 DAYS!
Get fucked Wort Corea!

thanks, looks like just a handful and thankfully not mine

It's not so why did you reply nigger.
It wasn't a joke.

Reposting for big think

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TRUMP YOU DID THIS

hoping we get to see the fish tank cleaner story get dunked on

>(user was banned for this post)
Twitter has apparently not heard of the Streisand Effect.

TWO

MOAR

WEEKS

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Will the doomers kill themselves when this blows over?

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i mean you could taunt it with as low a 10 but they often don't have a fun sense of humor

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JEW YORK MUST BURN
JEW YORK MUST BURN
JEW YORK MUST BURN
JEW YORK MUST BURN

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Ninja Rap?
>"Have you ever seen a turtle get down?"

60% is in the NYC metro

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At least I haven’t seen that fucking British flag spamming in here recently

well meme'd
saved

but you add spices and therefore you are a chef boy r dee and a rarity in this day and age and obviously irreplaceable should things go to shit due to unforeseeable chinese viruses

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Declaring that one is any such thing despite math additions would be an easy perma desu, yeah.

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Is Corona the biggest Darwin Award marathon in human history?

Is that the Democrat's slogan for the 2020 election?

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Ask St. Valentine and he will help you.

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Dr Faggci speaking

Donald Trump is a psychotic maniac endangering millions of people because jews refused to obey a quarantine order.

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Proof.

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This is

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> zerohedge.com/health/situation-rikers-island-unimaginably-bad-covid-19-tears-through-prison

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>she’s changed outfits since the town hall

lel I'd much rather have ramen for MAGApocalypse rations

>implying that coronavirus is dangerous

yamame noticed, senpai

>dr. manlet

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Imply my foot in your ass, nigger.

I got cum on her earlier

The Fauci who cried wolf

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nah, she had a shawl or a coat on earlier

boo-hoo

Nasty woman

How do you think those numbers went up, user?

STAY IN YOUR KEK PODS, NY FAGS

Cuomo should quarantine the NY metro right now

LOCK DOWN NEW YORK NOW
DO IT

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Does Mitch know how to do a Kamehameha wave?

>Jew Yorkers running down to FL to hide from the virus
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFFFF

When it comes to passing bills? Yes.

hey I got an idea. go visit italy.

bro, i don’t think you can blame kikes for nigs nogging. well you can, in a way, but that’s a whole ‘ nutha debate.

you okay there buddy?

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Can we start killing New Yorkers on sight?

it does sound better 2bh

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I don't trust manlets

I am here to remind you the NYC is going to have more infections and already has almost 4 times the amount of fatalities as the entire nation of Japan

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But the president and his family are new yorkers

oh shit kudlow

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Silly me.

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They're legally from Florida now.

nah they're floridians now

MEDAL OF FREEDOM

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>1.2% death rate
THIS is what /cvg/ is masturbating themselves over?

I bet Deborah gives great handjobs. I'd like her to perform my daily penis inspections.

Ok hapooner

lol, he mad

based Kudlow up

Nice try

they have more than iran and france already top kek

Kudlow rally! GROWTHIER!!!

>250 million posts on Yas Forums

I wonder what we were at before the 2026 election.

>millions of prison niggers die
would literally save tax payers Trillions long term

Corona-Chan is just burning away dead wood

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And 1/6 of that is old fucks from one nursing home in Seattle.

>Can we start killing New Yorkers on sight?
But you'd have to come here, silly.

Make Britain drunk again

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KUDLOW A BEST!

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>Putting yourself in a guy's ass
user this is a no gays thread

>hurr durr OOOOOOOOM stop stating facts

Man I want some fresh ramen now

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You didn't answer his question.

jew yorkers are blocked out of florida for now

abcactionnews.com/news/state/gov-desantis-to-order-a-14-day-quarantine-on-anyone-coming-from-ny-nj-to-fl

On the bright side, there should be plenty of available and cheap realty in Chinatown

*2016

And that's implying all cases have been detected. Sad!

Actual death rate is about 0.85%

The problem with most stats is they only test people who are already sick. The only reliable stats are from the Diamond Princess where they tested everyone.

>New Jersey

Also it doesn’t include all the people who thought they had the flu and didn’t go to the doctor and are fine now

Have ourselves a pint and wait for all this to blow over.

Fucking orange county just issued a lockdown. Rather than freaking just doing the city, they have to absorb the entire county in annoying regarding it.

And 5/6 of those old fucks were already dying.

Japan hasn’t been relevant since 1985. The whole island could disappear and no one would notice.

TRUMP
BUX

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retention requirement

>80 year olds die
>oh no not my octorinos!

It’s because the city doesn’t have the authority to declare a lockdown but the county does

Delete these racist facts at once

Based Mike

That's some of the stupidest shit anyone has ever said in these threads and that's an impressive accomplishment

>knocking back pints on video chat
My gf is doing this right now in the other room.

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>our best chance to beat Donald Trump is this slightly warm corpse.
The absolute state of the Democrat party.

Each time I've been to my local gas station for a beer/alcy refill they've had a Bud/Coors truck outside reloading them. People are buying beer around the normal lunch break. I would buy Inbev if I had money.

>six trillion dollars

BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SIX TRILLION DOLLARS
fuck me

JESUS CHRIST

>6 trillion dollars
HOLY SHIT

did he just say 1.6 + 4 + 2 trillion dollars?

Mine did with her cousins last night.

>only a couple more months

We buying stonks!

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>Man I want some fresh ramen now
i buy spicy udon noodles that usually come with their own vegetables and seawead and shit, just add some chicken or beef and it's fucking kino. but if i eat too much then i shoot liquid magma from my asshole so be careful
i'm sure a lot of younger people might have caught the coof and just rode it out

>6 GORILLION
6 GORILLION
>6 GORILLION
6 GORILLION
>6 GORILLION
6 GORILLION
>6 GORILLION
6 GORILLION

America is fucked, we are just selling out the future to make boomers comfortable today. Literal Fall of Rome shit

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>$6
>Trillion

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SIX? WHAT??

6 TRILLION DOLLARS
FUCK BOEING

The comfiest masks around. Made out of 100% Egyptian cotton.

ISILDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!

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MAKING PROGRESS
MAGA

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You faggots are running away from your state and spreading the disease. That's the entire problem.

fuck the zoomers tho, for reals

i'm losing track of the hall of fame, but that doesn't quite reach it yet, though it's close
i think "why don't CEOs just sell all their stock and donate it back into the company" has reached it though

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6 = 2 + 4 trillion
2 trillion trumpbux
4 trillion Fed stuff

I want to pay off my house, so I'll probably split it 50/50 between paying down principal and stonks.

>muh shitaly is all the sad shill has left

OI VEY! MUH 6 TRILLION!

Not quite. You have to pinky swear that you'll quarantine yourself. They're still traveling and getting people sick.

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drumpf is gonna help boeing LOL

It's surely much closer to 0.2% or 0.1% -- 80% asymptomatic or minor symptoms. Consider that six senators got it and they didn't develop symptoms. Many such cases.