/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2498 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

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Could hit the half million tomorrow. Guaranteed by Thursday anyway.
Also on Thursday is the US unemployment numbers. Watch for that

NEW YORK IS KILL

I need a $1,000,000 loan.

>meme virus
>fake death tolls
Oh boy.
Just call it the holocaust

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we need to spread this on socials

climate change will kill us all in 100 years time
inject billions into measures to reverse it
>there's a virus right now killing people
we should pull every cent out of the climate change hoax and make it available to find cures and a vaccine for the Wuhan flu

When does this end? I'm scared now

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classic rookie mistake

How will Japs ever recover?

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is a sore throat a symptom?

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Nothing Sandwich

Scare Family

Take Med

Go Sleep

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OP is CIA. Same Argentian faggot posting new /cvg/ day and night.

Fell for another "happening".

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In some cases

What's the point to live if my 17cm peepee isn't being sucked

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August

2021

messy hair fucking when ?

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stop sucking dog dick, leaf

never
this is life now

>36 year old African-American female killed by infection
Finally you post a positive news story

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=VX2e2iEg_pM

COVID-19: How Aviation is Fighting for Survival
This lad does good videos

Pretty boring talk desu

yes

I am sick of eating canned food, I really want a Dominos pizza. Is it still safe to order delivery if I have them leave it at the door, take it out of the box, wash my hands, put the pizza in the oven for a few minutes to kill anything on it?

I just want a freaking pizza bros

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They make every other minority look model by now. They have an utter lack of human emotion. Nuke China.

>600,000 infected in Italy, officials estimate

That actually means a deathrat of ~0.1% btw
Happening over faggots.
0.1% is literally the flu

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sup Albert

Cold calling user here. I call old folks for life insurance.

I just got a sick one and made her go get tested she wasn't going to.

The boomers are scarred guys and they are way too bold of a people for all of them to be ignorant. Many are hiding in the woods held up and have been for a couple weeks here in Oregon. Its kinda crazy my state might not get fucked because we are such skitzo conspiracy theory third generation fuck the gooberment fucks they are all woke and tryna tell me about it.

this is what I get for posting in these threads

CONGRATS TO OREIMO user ON DEFLOWERING HIS LOVELY ONEE-CHAN

Aslo:
>ARGIE LOCKDOWN TO BE EXTENDED UNTIL APRIL 13THRIL 13TH
ARGIE LOCKDOWN TO BE EXTENDED UNTIL APRIL 13THRIL 13TH
>ARGIE LOCKDOWN TO BE EXTENDED UNTIL APRIL 13THRIL 13TH
ARGIE LOCKDOWN TO BE EXTENDED UNTIL APRIL 13THRIL 13TH
>ARGIE LOCKDOWN TO BE EXTENDED UNTIL APRIL 13THRIL 13TH
ARGIE LOCKDOWN TO BE EXTENDED UNTIL APRIL 13THRIL 13TH

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>600,000 estimated to be infected in Italy
Imagine believing a drop in cases per day means everything will go back to normal in April, shit is fucked and still global denial.

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>CORONAVIRUS PARTY TIME
CORONAVIRUS PARTY TIME
>CORONAVIRUS PARTY TIME
CORONAVIRUS PARTY TIME
>CORONAVIRUS PARTY TIME
CORONAVIRUS PARTY TIME
>CORONAVIRUS PARTY TIME
CORONAVIRUS PARTY TIME

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lmao swab yourself we have no nurses Murrifats

Sorry, no brakes on this rape train

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>When does this end?
When the mad Max timeline becomes true, that is when this will end

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Don't forget

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Based. English language needs a nigger type word for yellows. Gook, chink or jap doesn't have the punch

Why are brits French germans not dying at the same level

i think he hurried way too much, in the end there will be nothing left to add

>OPEN ON EASTER
>BACK BEFORE CHRISTMAS

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>HURR GUISE ITALY HIT THE PEAK
WELL LOOK AT THAT YOU FAGGOTS

NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

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If only nukes were real, fren

Also the coronavirus is a kike hoax. Quo bono? Certainly not bill gates.

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Anyone know the logistics about being called back by your company after they laid you off due to Corona-chan shutdowns?
Can i tell them to fuck off so i can continue to collect government gibs?

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>he didnt hoard frozen pizza
ngmi

>We're happy to see the decree in Italy
>Italy has a new peak in deaths today

Okay

A webm isn't going to give you a coronachan.
What are you afraid of?
Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.

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Threads are far far faster than in February
They haven't really slowed down since trump got back from India and the mutts started shilling

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Guys I'm on lockdown with my stepmother and my stepsister are we gonna be alright

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It's already over. Didn't you see the stock market today?

WHERE'S THE THOUSAND DOLLARS AAAAAA STOP BAILING OUT THE JEWISH ELITE YOU SHITS THE CITIZENS NEED IT MORE

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BUILD A WALL AROUND NEW YORK

Did this bitch just say the mortality rate in NY metro is 31 fucking percent!?

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only northern europeans are white
keep your eye on that it could be important

no

coof and fever.

>56%

>600,000 infected in Italy, officials estimate

So deathrate is actually 1%.
Memevirus confirmed. Happening over

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE GANG

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My city today, she can not handle being inside and took a sunbath

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Yeah I don't give a shit about Jew York getting hit with this shit, they earned it. Jew York can go jew itself to death for all I care

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Probs not

We pushed for this happening too hard

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it can be. same as runny nose and diarrhea.

No.

No

>Look at me, im posting the same shit several times
Look at me, im posting the same shit several times

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how is a lockdown like this to save 1% of sick boomers even legal

>600,000 infected in Italy, officials estimate
that's the new 'it's just a flu' propaganda tactic
for all we know all confirmed cases had well established history which can be well-traced. only the most recent can be considered community spread. add the two weeks of incubation and you are going to witness armageddon soon.
> what is german propaganda
> what is not counting properly deaths to pretend everything is under control
I hope the engineers and doctors from africa chimp out

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You better call in the chinese army to cut off florida they're the only thing that can stop us now we're too powerful

Fauci is back. Lmao
What a faggarino

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Im a communist I want the stock market to fail
Why are germans brits French not dying at italian levels

I have no more room in my freezer

I don't want this happening anymore. Iregret everything.

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I haven’t fucking filed yet? Do they peg you after you file and give you the check before? Wtf Schumer?

I've been busy today. What are the numbers for today? Is italy past the peak yet?

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because everybody is recording the deaths differently
French only records deaths that happen in a hospital
Germans are not testing people that have already died before they had the chance to test

Why didn't you listen?

Note to self: filter out posts containing the word "literally"

So how are they burning the bodies considering there are more dead than the crematoriums can handle in Italy?

If you follow sisterfucker user advice, then yeah

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>stepsister

I used to believe all the gloom and doom shit and that we were all going to die, but now I'm team nothingburger.
This is just another prank by the globalists to introduce new changes to society.

So basically they lose some of their tax return if they're rich. That's not bad at all.

:( you can come out now

Fauci is based

>tfw still going to work every day
I can't just take a month long vacation and singing celebrities aren't going to do anything about it

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Not hard enough. Now go cum for Corona-chan

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>flag

So?

Why not post the actual pictures of coppers guarding tp rather than a shit shoop?

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Fuck them both or you're a faggot.

>jews and muzzies dying
>literally less then 10% actual while people in NYC
>31 percent mortality rate
I fail to see the downside in this.

GIB ME MORE PREGNANT CORONA-CHAN

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l iterally this

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Nah dude.
He should put a shotgun in his mouth

isn't fauci "italian?" why is he in charge of this

>filtering
never gonna make it

One would think you'd be into incest, Muhammad.

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What is the status of current treatments and cures? There are ongoing trials for antimalarials, I know that, but anyone have a sentiment for the current ongoing trials?

Based response.

If you haven't already inoculate yourself against the reality of the evil that exists in this world so you're prepared for the coming collapse.

>Don't forget to press P to praise Corona chan
P

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Wtf.....

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Is he retarded?

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>not flashing her your cock and balls
Why even live bros

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Don't you guys have backyards or something?

>stepmom and stepsister
You know what to do, white boy.

>german

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America is not testing bud.
Only critical cases are admitted.
Without hospital care fatality rate is about 10%

>Happening over, says increasingly nervous man for the hundredth time this week

BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP!!!

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as COVID-19, is in fact, the Chinese virus, or as I've recently taken to calling it, the Kung-Flu. COVID-19 is not a random Killer virus by itself, but rather another gift of a fully disgusting Chink eco-system made deadly by the chinese eating habits, lack of empathy and vital lack of higyene comprising a full trifecta for the perfect storm as defined by WHO. Many humans right now are infected by a modified version of the Chinese virus since days ago, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of the Chinese virus which is widely used today is often called "COVID-19", and many of its hosts are not aware that it is basically the Chinese virus, developed by the Wuhan Project. There really is a COVID-19, and these people are infected by it, but it is just a part of the infection they have. COVID-19 is the key: it opens the door in the immune system that allocates the body's immunity resources to the other diseases that you get. The key that opens the door is an essential part of an killer disease, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of infecting a weak person. COVID-19 is normally used in combination with the pneumonia: the whole disease is basically the Chinese virus with a gay number added, or Chinese Originated VIral Disease-19. All the so-called "COVID-19" strains are really mutations of the Chinese virus.

Both parents are dry coughing it's over for central florida

Only if you fuck them before the Muslim Raping Raiders get to your house.

i want the country opened up tomorrow

>HURR GUISE ITALY HIT THE PEAK
WELL LOOK AT THAT YOU FAGGOTS

NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

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Impregnate them both.

DO IT FAGET

Do you honestly think that people making over $75,000 get a return? This is just going to add $6,000 to my tax obligation for no fucking reason. Do I have to take this shit?

There say that Corona Chan is making a party with the Amerimutts of New York City. It's that true Corona Chan?

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>only just now thinking this

why are they still letting people leave NYC?
like fucking really?!

WTF GUYS I WANT THIS HAPPENING TO END
IM GETTING BORED AS FUCK
IM LITERARY STARING OUT MY WINDOW LIKE A GRANDMA

ALSO I DONT WANT ECONOMIC COLLAPSE ANYMORE

CANCEL THE HAPPENING NOW
CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL

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Italy's numbers went up more than yesterday, it's resurging.

Spain is fucking racing ahead, every few hours they seem to add 200 deaths and a 1 or 2 thousand cases on top of their main daily update

I think they're trying to spread out reports so people aren't seeing 4 digits dead at one time

P

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Oh Lord! It brings back memories!

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I propose the name of the next general to be "little sister fucker edition" in honor of the sister fucker user.

Anyone got the sister fucker compilation that based user put together?

Learn to enjoy the ride fellas

youtube.com/watch?v=DQY32VGnRK4

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When the FUCK do the NEET bux arrive?

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wtf is wrong with chinese people? this guy is trying to sell mass n95 to Canadians

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Holiday homes have porch

>NOOOOOOOO MY STONKS HAVE TO GO UP

>NOT MY STOCKERINOS

Yes

>mfw my mother has been taking this for her arthritis for years

80 year old die?
Oh no!
Not my octorinos

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Anyone has the chart for south america showing a few countries in a graph?

where did anyone from ID2020 say they would use implants?
muh conspiracy

Oh God, I hope it doesn't get to Tampa.

GUYS I JUST WANT TO ORDER A PIZZA

I'M LOSING MY MIND EATING CANNED FOOD

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>What are you doing, stepbro?!

doesn't even look that heavy

Yes. He should open the country sooner

Imagine the smell
Its forbien to go too

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Anyone in here saved the pic of kabbalisticnumerology and the number "33" and six million in coronavirus news that was posted yesterday? I found this one here. lol

Also what was the meaning of the number 33 again? Any more interesting numerology cases?

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If you eat a chink the virus infects the chink flesh and you shit it out.

>YWN satisfy her bizarre, extreme cravings and listen to the inhuman sounds coming from within her belly

why even live bros

we dont have actual quarantines anywhere

It's been strongly advised "stay at home" orders.

Except every single business that declares themselves essential.

really hamming it up. do you think he's in on it?

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God I hate coomers

It is just getting started so man up and use the time you have.

NYC wont even have peaked by easter then everywhere else follows in the weeks/months after
By Easter the US will be the new epicenter

checked.

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DELET

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This ain't funny anymore. Stop this faggot virus. Our entire world is crashing down and China will come out as the survivor.

No

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user I'm not leaving

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I started flirting with my physiotherapist, maybe I was about to get sex. And now my appointments are cancelled. FUCK YOU CORONA-CHAN! I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO TALK TO NOW.

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Yeah

SAVE US CURE-CHAN!

This is how they do it everywhere with all diseases. Do you know how long the autopsy backlog is everywhere in the world shitforbrains?

Nuts. No can do

NZ is locking down everything for 4 weeks. thats probably the way to go. let it burn out and close the border for a while, with temperature checks afterwards. 1 month is nothing. u gonna lose some shekels, but in the end, it will be better than let it flare up again and run rampant for months

>numbers

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Lookner WHEN?

I'm young so I dont gotta worrh though

Check

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It has begun.
It cannot be stopped
It is inevitable.

>152 new cases in Poland
WE ARE SPEEDING UP

Take the rooftop pill

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You can probably order a pizza just fine unless you're in a hotspot user

Thank you kind leaf
plenty of time to make her burst, then the baby demon inside can start growing into a fat world-consuming succubus

They aren't coming, hope you were invested heavily in wall street :^) all the money for the citizens went down the shitter there

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the fuck am i looking at

What a pussy you are user, man the fuck up

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Just ask her if she wants to "quarantine" together.

How long until we start to see numbers we can't imagine in our heads anymore and it's bigger than us?

Did we summon something too large?

If there's one thing I've learned about Yas Forums during these past few weeks, it's that most people here don't actually want the system to collapse, they just LARP like they do, because they are too cowardly to live in the absence of the safety provided by civilization.

The Americans are especially egrigious about this. For years I watched the mutts sperg out constantly about how much they hate the government, the jews, the fed etc, but then when an actual happening occours that could tear everything down, they become the most pro-government, pro-kike system supporters of all time.

Faggot

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>Im a communist
Yuck.

It's still nothing, tho.

Swede gene pool is too narrow, might be fucking your cousin

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Buckle up, faggot. We have another 17 months

Just go outside and spam your local relay with SSTV memes. Oh right, city dweller who just wouldnt listen

Why dont you hike in Harzgebirge. Its beautiful

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SHES HERE GUYS! WE ARE SAVED!

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They're all animal-abusing Jews but without the intelligence to actually succeed like Jews.

I FUCKING HATE CHINKS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Hote

Are you actually retarded?

Don't do that. T. someone with coronavirus

>Piss-skin
>ricenigger
>slant-eye

Stop taking pictures of your neighbours sunbathing, creep.

Don't be a fag, you knew this was going to happen so face it and continue.

What, you don't believe that the whole thing will be over by Easter, like the government says?

Soon

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*egregious

I missed what phase one is.
d-do NEETs get anything?

One week

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archive.is/UhikO

...

6 TRILLION DOLLARS

Hurr durr
I clevar

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No because the markets are the only purpose for us to exist.

HAIL MARKETS

who cares about a few thousand deaths...
heck even millions?
the US has over 300 millions... a few less than before are totally worth it

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FUCK OFF.

>SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS
Fucking dumb jungle nigger still coping. Top kek. H1N1 infected and killed far more. CDC WHO and all other national-level health agencies etc. all confirm. COVID-19 is just low-grade dogshit and a globohomo tool to push their agenda. You fucking dummies swallowed it whole.

You're the real fucking danger, you panicky low IQ gerbils. Not this virus.

dumb nigger you are going to suffer and die because you pray to false deities instead of god
BURN HERETIC!

Uh oh she spotted you

How is that not absolutely scorching her ass?

Why didn't you get the ingredients for some user? Canned food should be your last option while other revenues exist

Sven I know you guys have being cucked to hell and back and brainwashed to be fucking faggots now. But if you don't fuck both you are even most of a faggot that most of your fellow country men.