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KNOCK KNOCK ZOOMIES
Grayson Perry
Jackson Garcia
Cool, back to your ECMO now gramps
Bentley Bennett
>ECMO
what?
Mason Lee
>18-69 year old
Lmao they really gotta doctor these statistics to further the panic huh
Joseph Clark
Zoomer Doomer.
Ryder Parker
> Gold
Daniel Young
I love how they had to group 60 year olds in with young people to induce fear and panic in them. They must fear that even the dumb will soon realize it kills the old and the chronically sick, and it was foolish to quarantine the young, healthy and productive members of society
Bentley Ross
Thats a large fucking age range tho, useless stat
Joshua Adams
Go die boomer. No one likes you animals on earth. You’re a cultural plague and should be buried sooner rather than later.
Xavier Cox
>18-69
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Of course the death rate is gonna soar if you include the 50-69 boomers.
And retards like OP still fall for it.
Nolan Myers
*sips*
Guess they wont be needing that inheritance after all—hone! buy the tickets for Carnival next May!
Tyler Powell
100% OF CORONA DEATHS ARE FROM PEOPLE AGEED 0-130
THATS MY AGE GROUP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
John Perry
Elderly Certified Mandated Orthopedist
Sebastian Diaz
>50-69 is well within the vulnerable category
Yeah, that's not doctored at all
Luke Lee
>start releasing propaganda to scare young people
very smart boomers...very smart.
Cameron Foster
It's because it just has started for Americans so more young fat pieces of shit get infected so they are bumping the death rate up.
David Johnson
BE AFRAID GOY
LISTEN TO THE MEDIA GOY
Liam Gomez
NEET POWER! I haven't left my house all month! I still have enough supplies to last into the summer!
Jace Smith
NOOOOOOOOO ZOOMERS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PANICKING WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING AAAAAAAAAAAA
Grayson Butler
Wew it’s a thing!
Joshua Walker
Jokes on you, millineals and zoomers wish they could die to escape the shit hell hole boomers made.
Grayson Ortiz
Lol it looks like she might be about to eat a mouthful of sand.
Austin White
good
Chase Kelly
Kek
Oliver Robinson
>18-69
wow teenagers to geriatrics huh? better be careful out there kids
Asher Baker
>18-69
May just be the most retarded, tryhard headline I've ever read
Daniel Foster
Source?
Jordan Turner
This thread is comforting as I'm not the only one sick and tired of boomer ways
Daniel Sanders
Yep
Carson Diaz
Only the ones who have medical conditions
Fake news trying to ramp up panic
Wyatt Martin
>18-69 age group
Are you fucking retarded?
They literally can't stand that young people don't give a fuck because it doesn't affect them. It's just a minor cold and they move on. Boomers are ruining the world and millennial wealth a second time and we are supposed to care about their health? Fuck them.
Ethan Price
>Steve Gold
Carter Ward
>no deaths for those about 130
Looks like it's safe for me to keep shitposting
Luke Adams
>68 year old dies
>wow these zoomers really are in troube
Zachary Stewart
So true.
This guy said it. It's laughable that they want us to care after decades of neglecting our sincere needs.
Blake Perez
checked
Aiden Wilson
Vaping and smoking makes you more susceptible to lung damage. RIP zoomerfags
Adrian Reed
I though Yas Forums was for serious political debate, not flaming others with hate and ignorance...
*disappointed*
Parker Rivera
gr8 b8 m8
Jose Thompson
The media is driving panic, and the government is backing them. And each state is suddenly using this hysteria as a reason to enforce things they want to gut usually could not do.
>New Jersey closes gun stores
>Texas closes abortion clinics
This is a dry run for something major.
Aiden Allen
Debate was 5 years ago.
There’s no longer time for debate.
Boomers must pay for their actions.
Luis Flores
Truth
D I S O W N
Adam Edwards
Literally this. Who the fuck includes an 18 year old and 69 year old in the same age group? This shit is like marketing fear propaganda, kind of like the Iraq war.
Leo Myers
>69 years
>young
Not getting basic statistics is a problem here. Only because something happens rarely it doesn’t mean it won’t happen. Of course there are some very sick people below 35 who will die of SARS-Cov-2. And a very very small amount below 35 without preconditions (maybe 1/50.000), but that also happens with the sniffles. There are also people being struck by a lightning out of nowhere, but than again it‘s much less likely than having a motorbike accident.
Josiah Cooper
How the fucking hell do you brain dead morons keep falling for this bait
Jordan Torres
Levi Rogers
Justin Harris
Connor Rodriguez
Ayden Barnes
Jason Fisher
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Levi Jones
Isaiah Anderson
>18-69 age group
kek is this satire?
Justin Jenkins
Samuel Cruz
...
Lincoln King
God I want to lick her asshole
Gabriel Perez
Get banned and kill yourself faggot.
Nolan Garcia
MIGAtards don’t listen
Don’t even bother warning them
Nolan Edwards
>Steve Gold
is giving up hard? how do i give up bros
i give up
Brody Green
>69
>YOUNG PEOPLE
>oy vey the goym are not paniking
Connor Nelson
wheres your flag
Jeremiah Campbell
>BAN EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE
know who you sound like?
Tyler Clark
It's a fake article. This faggot makes them daily and spams them constantly.