White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing

Faggot mods archiving my threads again.
Starts @ 5:30 PM EST, but will probably be 30-60 minutes late.
Fox 10 Phoenix stream shit the bed yesterday, other ones seemed fine.


The White House
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Fox 10 Phoenix
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Fox News
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Cuntspan
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where is dr fausti?

Hey mama

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Cuomo was talking about an antibody test.
Me and my room mates got sick a while ago and it was the worst shit ever with matching symptoms.
Lets see if Trump says anything about that.

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cuomo also says he's fine with ruining the lives of millions to save one life
disingenuous fucking wop

Locked in a cage. That Obama holdout will never be allowed to harm the economy again.

never trust a manlet

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lets get this show on the road

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NOT THE PLAY GROUND

>inb4 someone says he grabbed the pocket with his pinky

Fuck him. I hope Trump executes him by guillotine on live television.

I am excited to see who is going to be one of Trump's special guests to speak today?

Two emails to HRC, "I LOVE her sooooooo much!!!!!"

TAKE THE MARK OR ELSE

IS THAT MY MOTHER FUCKING BOI FAUCI??

THE ABSOLUTE MADLAD HES BACK

Built for bbc

is that fauci?

It's live.

For me, no leaving the house for the entire month of April. Good luck wagies!!!

GIVE ME TRUMPBUX

who's the new old guy?

finally

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Getting comfy

Nigger

a huge fucking asteroid sent by Allah will be fucking us all

I want trumpbux NOW

Press : "president trump, does the number 4 come after the number 3, yes or no?"
Trump : "the number 4 is really really great - you know people tell me that - tell me that all the time, the number 3 is the best , one of the best - one of the top 5 numbers, they didn't use to be until I made them like that, some people say these numbers come in order, what did fox news think yesterday? because I think that, in fact I told them that because I thought it first and told them and that's what I think"

why would you watch that retard for 2 hours for 5 minutes of content?

>I want you all to know how great you guys are and how proud I am to be your president. LOVE YA!

So what are we going to do about our relationship to China? They aren't shutting down wetmarkets which is the cause of the disease. Are we just going to allow this to happen again?

yeah but how many rolls of tp?

Fauci!!!!

If he doesn't say chinese virus or comes from china, he's been co-opted by investment bankers, kudlow and kushner.

Easter

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yes

...

God damn whatever asshole put this Easter bug up his ass. Fucking retards.

kek

GO BACK TO WORK GOYIM, WE NEED TO MAKE BIG NUMBER GO UP. NO TRUMPBUCKS, GOOOOOYYYYY

WHY FAUCI LOOKS SAD AS FUCK ?

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WAGIE WAGIE AMERIGOYIM
BACK TO WORK, BACK TO WORK

WAGIE WAGIE AMERIGOYIM
THE JEW MARKET MUST GO UP

>it's a miracle
>literally the 2nd coming of christ
I doubt he needed much encouraging

Hahn? The fda commish. He's our /hcq/ guy

We need an ethnostate now.

He's been forced back to show him and Trump are still friends

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Here is today's earlier interview
youtube.com/watch?v=wy3NrqNN9uU

What is this webm supposed to be showing? The dude was grabbing him so he didn't go flying off the left side of the screen.

Roll

>Thank you FEMA
Thank you FEMA

Dud of a bioweapon he designed.

Stop rambling you fat retard

Feels like deja-vu hearing the same lines each and every day...

inDOSTRY

Bump and thanks leaffren.

Flat earthers claim they grabbed a cable they're suspended in the studio with.

He's grabbing a stunt wire pick point which has been painted out

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Papa fauciiiii

Fauci on stage and no Chinese virus? It's over MAGAts.

Just checking what it was. Is it a herald of the end times? Light at the end of the tunnel? Wasted? Why do I care so much?

He who does not work, neither shall he eat

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Don't call it the "Chinese Virus." It's racist against the Chinese. You are allowed to call it the Corona Virus or COVID-19.

Easter? I was under the impression americans don’t celebrate it.

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Tell that to every business owner in town

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The Chinese swine agreed to buy more agricultural goods, so he’s going easy on them for now.

Trump: "It's just the flu bro..."

Why is trump reading from a script? He never does this. he's still improvising a lot but i've never seen him look down on a piece of paper.

Get em Trump

fucking shutter spammers desperate for a hot take pic need to be shot

He talks about borders and the cameras start clicking lol

"without borders you don't have a nation"

corona virus is racist against mexicans

Easter is one of the big holidays in America
Christmas
Halloween
Easter
Thanksgiving

then we have minor celebration days
st.patricks
st.valentines
labor day
Mothers/fathers day
Columbus Day

We eat ham and chocolate and decorate everything with the ugliest color scheme possible. That's about it.

he seems tired, this seems like this one might be boring

So if i was laid off due to Corona lockdowns and my company opens up again and calls me to come in can i tell them to fuck off so i can keep collecting gibs?

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Who gave him the word "supplicant'?

((( if you don't have borders you don't have a nation )))

Sad. But thanks Leaf.

*RING RING*
fucking hell

classic, now talk about the kinder eggs

It's another rerun guys.

(( if you don't have borders you don't have a nation ))

youtube.com/watch?v=u1OchRr-UIY
I think the guy behind trump is blinking morse code can someone smarter than me look and see?

He does it at the beginning usually. I've seen him do it a couple times.

they have the right to suicide.

COVID-19 is racist against the Covidians of Sector 19

He's there and he's planning to speak

EASTER
we all christians now boys

This is all redundant bullshit

( if you don't have borders you don't have a nation )

Breh, you have to wait for the Q&A.

gilf time

Shades Fauci by referring to Dr. Birx as the expert.

I want to ____ this gmilf.

Kek

“It’s okay, folks, everything is great. We had 100 dead a week ago, we were up to 300 by Friday, and now we’re at over 600 today with over 100 of those deaths happening in the last 24 hours. Things couldn’t be better!”

Not pence but there was another guy behind trump during his main delivery.

>Supplicant
>Drumpf said supplicant

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Hmm?

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habbening bois

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isnt that what he did? what am I supposed to be seeing?

you forgot the best, 4th of july

>he never does this
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IDIOT ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS

>blumpf just saying the same shit over and over again

this is pathetic... has he, dare I say it, lost his edge?

work on the backlog of

Neew York BTFO l9ol

So glad about good news coming out of Italy, letting olds die because not worth saving and too many bodies to fit in morgues. Great news.

Anyone got a pic of Fauci peaking over Trump's shoulder?

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NYC GONE

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Faucii keeps touching his face.

open border cities BTFO

>600 dead
>in a nation of 330 million
>all dead are elderly or have underlying health issues or are just fat tubs of lard

Oh wow, it's fucking nothing!

I agree, I didn’t know Trump could read.

How delusional are these people

yeah I bet her backlog can use a lot of work.

These briefings, especially the beginnings, are all based on written info. Then the Q&As are free.
This must be the first briefing for many ITT.

It's the effects of prolonged adderall abuse. He's tweaking as he talks that nonsense

>>all dead are elderly or have underlying health issues or are just fat tubs of lard
thats 90% of america tho

LET THE PRESS
BEATINGS
BEGIN

Oh no Trumpy doesnt like this

do new yorkers really say "idear"

Fauci dont sound too good.

how tall is fauci. He looks like 1.60m

>Deaths increase six fold in less than a week
>Hurr hurr where are my trumpbux

Fauci needs to cooooof

lmfao these fucking people are such shit liars. theyre not even testing on long island unless your chest x-ray shows lung damage. fucking assholes

Fauci looks miserable. He knows his 15 minutes of fame are almost up.

doesn't he know to cycle stimulants? I thought he was an Aryan.

Press Officer cleaned the room of hostile reporters

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>doc is back

REMEMBER THE DRUMPF DRONES GOING FULL AUTISM AGAINST HIM YESTERDAY?

OHONONONONO

Lmao a 35 yr old teacher just passed away in NYC

Noooooo. Aw man. I loved that shit.

Trump is tall at 6'3'' so Fauci is probably 5'7'' or so

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He took a verbal mauling behind closed doors for breaking ranks and not making the team look solid

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>Fauci looks sheepishly at Pence
>Pence gives him a nod
>Fauci looks away

W H I P P E D

based fausy

Oh NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

technically yes

male or female?

When American total deaths hit 5,000+ this weekend, the dumbasses will double up on the claim of a nothingburger.

am I get my Gibbs?

Fauci didn't sound too concerned

Federal Reserve firepower.

Camerafaggots with loud physical shutter need to be banned.

Cuomo for president

Trump 110% confirmed retard EEVERYDAY SWITCHING AND SAYING NOTHING TAKING ZERO RESPONSIBILITY

FUCK FAUCI WAS THAT A TEAR????

$6 trillion package kek.

Really? I've been watching each briefing and I never caught on to that. Then again I'm probably autistic and don't catch on to a lot of things.

Nancy says no

>$3k for a family of four
Okay, but how much for one big boy?

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fake news

79 year old preboomer manlet replaced by strong gen x woman

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6 trillion?

SIX TRILLION

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>such a beautiful voice

Donald J Trump is a fag.

weeks or months, not years.
Yeah this is going to be here at least until September.

Thank god the airlines and cruise lines are being giving billions in taxpayer dollars! I was almost worried for a minute there!

Fauci rolled his eyes or facepalmed a few briefings ago, and press thought he disagree with Trump

Trump was questioned earlier today why Fauci wasn't around yesterday, and he said they're still working together. Fauci brought back for optics.