/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2497 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

► Detected: 417,662 (+38,879) ► Died: 18,605 (+2,098)

— 3.52 billion people put under lockdown

— 156 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10

>NEWS
Spain turns ice skating rink into a morgue
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34 year old infected nurse commits suicide
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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21 million fewer cellphone users in China
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China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
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>RESEARCH
Dogs can be carriers of the virus
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Bodies must be cremated
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Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
Netherlands on lockdown, 17 million people
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
21:22: 112 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
21:15: 152 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland.
21:02: 791 new cases and 4 new deaths in Germany.
20:58: 209 new cases and 8 new deaths in Spain.
20:54: 250 new cases and 4 new deaths in Illinois, United States.
20:52: 204 new cases and 1 new death in Ireland.
20:19: 382 new cases and 2 new deaths in Massachusetts, United States.

>MORE
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Little slow on the new thread, Argie. Had me worried.

Friendly reminder that America is not going to survive this.
>Pic related

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gorona birus haha :D:D:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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NO EXPONENTIAL GROWTH

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

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check these digits

I think Santa Fe dam in Irwindale California could become a field hospital. It belongs to the army corps of engineers and I saw a bunch of people surveying a flat spot today.

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Not even fucking close, retard.

Fuck niggers.

where are the ventilators?

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Does this guy ever stop? The fuck is his problem?

we gave them all to China

I want to fuck Aqua in the ass

Fuck you, retard.

Also, nice get.

Ireland has pretty much gone into lockdown

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I slapped my mother today because she wouldn't listen to my REPEATED requests to stay 6 feet away from me and all other people. She's been in her room now all day.

I feel kinda bad but she should at least learn the seriousness of this now.

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Reminder not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you will be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

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400k thicc Corona-Chan when?

What is up with this guy

How can Trump reverse this?

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luckily for us they are giving some of them back or selling them to elon musk

Chinese shill.

Just got announced lockdown until APRIL 3RD

>Manager tells us in group chat

>we will only pay you till 29th

>after that who knows

>phone bill due on the 2nd and no money till next paycheck

end it bros.

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Singles and user below me makes it

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CHINA KNEW AND HERE'S PROOF

Bear with me and my schizo image. Here's what I'm thinking about China and the Wuhan coronavirus. I made the pic related to show some of my evidence. Basically, the original SARS first emerged in Guangdong, China around 2002. It bound to the ACE2 receptor and only ACE2. It killed a couple thousand people maybe, but not as bad as coronavirus. What it did do was spur lots of research into it, as a novel virus for humans. An institute that took particular interest was the Wuhan Institute of Virology/State Key Labs (a huge network, some associated with HKU), funded by the Chinese Academy of Sciences. For roughly 15 years, they did research into it pretty damn thoroughly. Why WIV you ask? Because it's one of the only institutes in the world capable of doing this kind of thing. It has a massive virus vault which includes the original Guangdong SARS strain, wildlife extracted copies, and later mutations, including the ones they made (see the China Daily tweet).

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How would Hitler have handled this virus, /cvg/??

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Here you go.

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Oh no no no no

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Friendly reminder: keep up your zinc.

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What if /cvg/ gets the 250M post?

Who /comfy/ here?

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Is it really over already?

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Now, one of the research papers they did (top left), in 2007, they plucked some coronaviruses out of bats to see whether they can bond to human ACE2 like SARS could, using HIV pseudoviruses interestingly. Turns out, it couldn't. But when they replaced the RBD (receptor binding domain) with one from SARS, it worked perfectly. Conclusion: Another SARS is brewing, but the species of bat is not carrying a novel one nor the original. A second article, also from WIV, basically predicted this outbreak. It's the infamous 'time bomb' one. If you haven't seen it, the relevant passage is highlighted, it's the second article from the left. It particularly noted the small outbreaks in 2003 and 2004, where they were actually interspecies transmissions, which they discovered because it didn't bond to hACE2 very well. Additionally, it also notes that SARS leaked out of laboratories before, notably in Taiwan and Singapore. So that's why SARS was bad, but it was also a limiting factor because hACE isn't ultra common in healthy people and it wasn't as efficient as it could have been. Now, what needed to happen for it to become worse, as noted in the first study, was an n-terminal mutation in the spike or S protein. (Don't worry if you don't know what that is, I'll explain it) They note that it could happen with a mixing host bat or in the lab. Now, research continued, with one more study of note (other studies of interest are annotated in the image, towards the right.) In 2010, WIV published a follow-up study to the original. This time, they tried seven additional species of bats, to try and find natural reservoirs for SARS. But they not only found two species which could be exactly that, but also noted how to increase the efficacy of the binding. Pretty strange. There is also a bunch of published evidence about the genetic diversity of SL-CoVs in bats.

Drawfag reporting in, I'm too much of a lazy turd to finish my works right now so I was wondering if you guys wanted anything done.

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>ARMY HAS BEEN MOBILISED
ARMY HAS BEEN MOBILISED
>ARMY HAS BEEN MOBILISED
ARMY HAS BEEN MOBILISED

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2 days ago

Ok, so how does this connect to the current coronavirus? Very much so. Remember the n-terminal mutation in the S protein? Look at the diagrams near the bottom. The binding process is illustrated and the S protein is labeled on the coronavirus, it's the spikes. Turns out exactly that which needed to happen happened. If you see the paper with authors starting with Jan Lan, in the middle towards the bottom, they note that there's improved binding to ACE2, indicating convergent evolution between the original and 2019. But wait, there's more. Top right article, they note how the 2019 virus is a bunch of stuff put together, chimaeric, and list a bunch of sorta DNA matches. The primary thing of note here is that it says that it is mostly a mix of a coronavirus 'of unknown origin' and a bat coronavirus, the likely source. Now, you remember how they messed around with exposure to HIV? Well, coronavirus has a unique feature which is basically stolen from HIV. A secondary entry point, increasing infectivity. There's an SCMP article right under the header of the first article which mentions a 'furin-like' cleavage site. There's one of the restrictions of the original SARS, gone. How did this happen? China had to have known.

I dont know

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If his calling of the top is as good as his calling of the market bottom then /cvg/ will be here for a long time.

Holy based

Unironically the only reason i’m keeping track of the happening
dont even masturbate to it anymore, just curious to see where it goes

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no check THESE

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lick it user

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I THOUGHT I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT. HEED MY WARNING..

I went to the store today to get fresh vegetables and fruit and bought a package of bread. I wore an n-95 mask, gloves, and had a can of lysol in the car to disinfect the bags. But I didn't think to spray the package of bread. I LITERALLY PREPARED THE BEST THAT I POSSIBLY COULD. In the store parking lot, I took off my gloves and threw them in the trash. I sprayed lysol on the bags in my trunk (packaged bread not withstanding) I got home, put on new gloves, and took the bags inside and put things in the pantry and in the freezer. Except the fucking bread. I can't believe I forgot to disenfect the god damn bread...I took off my clothes and threw them in the washing machine. shoes were sprayed with lysol and left outside. I am so fucking mad I thought I did everything well.

HEED MY WARNING. REMEMBER TO DISINFECT EVERYTHING. I probably am going to get corona. my heart is fucking pounding right now.

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Songs (vocals only):
Sweet corona:
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Down with the sickness (jazz):
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Hurt:
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Bat flu rising:
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Oats in the water:
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My Sharona:
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Gives you hell:
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Hallelujah:
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Welcome to the jungle (jazz):
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Closer(jazz):
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Alive with the glory of love:
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Skater boy:
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Enter Sandman:
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Frozen
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Heat of the Moment
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City of Lights (TAPE FIVE):
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Dumb ways to die:
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> quit smoking 3 weeks ago
> was surprisingly fine the first week
> second week was ok too
> third week
> I NEED A CIG NOW..FUCKING NOW!!! UUAAAGAAHAHAHGGGGGGGHH
First off: How the fuck does this work?
Second: Help me Yas Forumsbros. The urge is getting too strong..AAAARGH. How do I resist?
I don't want to give Corona-chan any more chance than she already has...

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CONGRATULATIONS TO OREIMO user ON PLASTERING HIS ONEE-CHAN'S UTERUS WITH HIS SEED

COME SHARE YOUR STORY YOU GLORIOUS BASED MAN

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I can't be the only one who wants Euro numbers to decrease but USA numbers to increase
I would trade 10000 mutt lives for a single european one

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scidev.net/global/disease/news/coronavirus-mutations-no-cause-for-alarm.html
archive.is/3QG6i
>Mutations discovered in the first Brazilian case of coronavirus are no cause for alarm
>Mutations
>Brazilian
>no cause for alarm

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white people everyone

WAGIE WAGIE AMERIGOYIM
BACK TO WORK BACK TO WORK

WAGIE WAGIE AMERIGOYIM
THE JEW MARKET MUST GO UP

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>Area's on lockdown
>Everything is open
>Still have to work
>Nobody I actually know has the virus
>Nobody I actually know KNOWS anyone with the virus
>The only people that seem to be reacting to it at all are the government and law enforcement

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Happening cancelled?

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Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.
Stop making these threads.

draw a UK police man with a machine gun guarding a stack of toilet paper.

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>knock knock knock

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>204 NEW CASES IN IRELAND
> ONE NEW DEATH.
> BRINGING THE TOTAL TO 1,329 CASES AND SEVEN DEATHS.
IT'S OVER

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500k we gonna see that bush lads.

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We passed malaria today. For this moment in time Corona is the 5th most deadly virus on the planet,

she looks like she licks it

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I really like her boots.

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Uh-oh

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Oh that dude was hilarious. Got fuck her sister because of the lockdown, he enjoy it and then still bitch about it. Even as a huge LARP it was hilarious.

updated chart when

>malaria

I fucking love it when a girl degrades herself and is nasty as fuck

Whoever made this shop must be real proud of it now

nooooooo my beloved Yas Forumsfph breads :(

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I'm so fucking jealous and proud of this sisterfucker fellow.

THEY ARE LITERALLY RATIONING AMMUNITION SALES IN FLORIDA DUE TO SOARING DEMAND

>NO EXPONENTIAL GROWTH

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romanian-bro, for what purpose the army has mobilized? in fact, military movements are the worst thing during an epidemic and I doubt the troops are prepared kek

It comes in waves. First you'll get the physical withdrawal wave for a week, then in a month or two you'll get the psychological wave. A doctor told me once you'll never stop getting cravings for the rest of your life

Are you counting the North too? You should since it's a small island and all

Not even close, coronachan will expand her wings when wagies go back to work

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Shit, I posted that too early.

dude just leave it for 3 days, the virus dies on plastic after 3 days.

why are white girls such degenerates?

We are about to get locked down. Travel Authorizations have been going out in Kentucky this week. My friends that work at the UPS world hub got theirs this week, and another that works at an Ophthalmologists office got theirs today too.

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Bill Mitchell as Duke Nukem.

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Just the old and unattractive ones.

I actually appreciate the pruning. It keeps the gene pool from getting cloudy and forces boomers to finally retire so we can finally employ and promote the people who have been waiting for those pricks to leave (cause they never invested in retirement or blew their load on stupid shit like a new house or 3 ex wives).

When worldometers gives the final figure for today's deaths

What?

Please be real, please, please infect Xi.

>Ecuador 1049 (27)
>just behind Brazil, with only 16 millions inhabitants
Fuck, there's just 1 city with more cases than whole Peru and they're not obeying the quarantine rules from the government. Please, someone nuke Guayaquil!

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>bush
You're a good guy!

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YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN THE VIRUS?

RACISM

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Oh hey it's you again.

Another travel authorization - Louisville, KY

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hello? are you the quarantine assigned gf?

what is this from??

Digits and coronachan will collapse civilization as we know it

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>not exponential
Bill, would of thought you were too old for common core
Graph looks pretty exponential to me ( and getting steeper)

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Nice digits bro

>NY saying they'll peak in 2 weeks
>just like how the Italians said they were going to peak back at the start of march

the image, sorry

Isn't that a porn whore?

anybody got the updated gif and the link to the artist?

Based

holy kek, ok, give me a while user.

Border sécurity and helping law enforcement. The curfew has also been made stricter

I already fucking ate some bread. I finished making a sandwich and started reading on Yas Forums, someone made a post saying "hope you mark wearing faggots actually disinfect your food" and it hit me like a ton of bricks. FUCK.

Konosuba?

>Coronavirus challenge
>not licking other people in the face

He can't

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most likely yes.

the thing is, we have the virus active world wide, BUT it's peaking at different times.

lets say it peaks in central europe now and is gone in 3 weeks and the quarantine is lifted, cases from east europe or ...lets say india/whatever can get back into central europe pretty easy.


dipbt.bundestag.de/dip21/btd/17/120/1712051.pdf

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the description of this "fictional" virus is extremely accurate

infection will occur in waves (especially devestating in urban areas) and will last for up to -3- FUCKING YEARS

this seems to be a legit document (2013) from the german "Bundestag" (goverment/senate)
don't trust me?
translate.google.com.br/

it all seems like this virus will not just disappear or be active like a seasonal "flu", but stay and be as long as a cure will be made.

the biggest problem here will be, there is not A virus but loads of virus-strains because it mutates that fast...

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25M approaches. Will /cvg/ steal BOTH gets? Find out next time!

It’s terrifying that this man is in charge. So he issued his 15 day plan to slow the spread. Numbers are rising, NYC is a disaster, healthcare workers don’t have the medical supplies they need - but this man is more focused on getting the economy back on track How is anyone still believing anything he is saying and supporting him?!

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Rip in nicotine addiction

Holy shit, 2.1k and the day isn't even over?

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its real

Don't be ashamed of your schizo picture! That's one of the reasons I come to Yas Forums

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youtube.com/watch?v=cRsSDCY6Z58
The most pathetic creature under the sun.

checked, and yes I really fucked up. I am here as a reminder to REMIND people to DISINFECT YOUR FOOD PACKAGES.

Is NYC shut down already?

Thank you.

@Willwildart on Twitter
Merry Coomsmas

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Is New York finished?

White women have gone insane. Their end cant come soon enough.

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Flip it

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Yes because it's natural to have a white halo around the cop's head

Dude came to Yas Forums to ask how to make her sister stop coming to his bed at night to sleep with him. Yas Forums went full Yas Forums on him telling him to man up and fuck her sister. He did and then bitch to Yas Forums about it.

This will kill humanity

>tfw no chink gf to beat you up and stand on your balls

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thank you

dude you should feel really bad
are you too stupid to be able to come up with the right words to make her feel bad about herself enough to cut out her behavior?

Fuck the Chinks. Death to all the Chinese. Nearly every pandemic has been their doing. Such as the black plague, swine flu, SARS, and so much more. How I'd love to plow their slant-eyed heads into the pavement right now. Filthy fucking pigs.

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>Guayaquil has over 400
>During summer where average temperature is over 30
All hope is lost.

> what are savings
> what is a overdraft
> what is a credit
> you get literally money for donating blood/sperm
maybe stop ordering shit food and cook cheap healthier things?

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>He did
I find it hard to believe

LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=YwEqukk-Q_8&feature=emb_logo

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heh, thanks.

agree

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Chinks trying to sell us n95 masks. Motherfuckers are ruthless.

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TRUMP LIVEEEEEEEE

FAUCI IS THERE!!

I fucking love Spurdo, he's the best.

Now? I think it’s coming now.

>Florida governor refuses to lock down
>testing slowing down by order of HHS
Good ol' retarded republicans got bored or sane preventative measures and got scared that their donors would get mad so we get to have mass casualties AND an economic collapse instead of just an economic collapse.

Thanks, voters.

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>A doctor told me once you'll never stop getting cravings for the rest of your life
Well shit.

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>2019

TRUMP LIVE

TB is not a virus.

This is the end isn't it.

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>maybe stop ordering shit food and cook cheap healthier things?

wow it's almost as if we are on lockdown and eating fast food is all we can do because all we have is TOILET PAPER

woooow!!!

what's his name again?

youtube.com/watch?v=595pvdlSlp0
youtube.com/watch?v=595pvdlSlp0
youtube.com/watch?v=595pvdlSlp0

BURGER KING LIVE

What about if we trade Guayaquil and you let us into the amazon?

Post Corona-Chan

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No. Only the Republic

Digits and it mutates to 50% mortality

[Unoriginal failed attempt at the Get]

remember dont be racist

What is it Bill, either Italy has a high death rate because they are not testing millions of cases or the graph isn't exponential but the disease kills 1 in 3.

Wagie wagie back in cagie
All day long you coof and ragie
/Yuro/ comfy
/Yuro/ cool
/Yuro/ free from work and school
Wagiemutt is trapped and dies
/Yuro/ eats tendies and fries

EASTER IS THE TIMELINE

THE END IS NIGH, HAIL SATAN

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This is the Storm, Q was right.
Bonus Points: The Day of the Rake is right behind it.

Reminder not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you will be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

Guess who are the only ones surviving Coronavirus?
Yes, me and your waifu.

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20% fatality rate

It was a shill shitting up the thread
The incels went crazy over it

If I get singles, China burns.

What is your theme for the end of the world user! Because now its finally and truly HAPPENING! Go outside and look around what you see today ain't going to be around forever!
youtu.be/5iRv-wva5jg

>250000000

This general better get the digits

>Press P to praise Corona chan
P

Brace yourselves for the WW3

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It’s ok to be racist

Corona kills us all. Digits told me so

Stooped smoking in 2009. It never goes away. Neural oaths in the brain are burned in and demand nicotine until they die with you.

sheeeit

Work in HR and had to deliver these to employees today. Its /happening/.

What the fuck.. this is definitely gonna get worse

thank you user
best part of this whole ordeal is the coom

Scribble your interpretation of how a snailcat would look

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The chinese virus will kill 250000000.

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Original post: instructables.com/id/The-Pandemic-Ventilator/

I hope all the boomers die

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Day 2 of lockdown and mommy and daddy are arguing with each other

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As LARPing goes that is the context. In any case after oral hygiene onii chan I will never be surprised with Yas Forums degeneracy.

Yes. But the end is also the beginning

Let's see if Lookner will melt tonight too

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We lost both GETS!

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huh?

P

I don't need to work and I'm worried about spreading anything my brother brings back from his grocery store job but I can't bring myself to tell them to fuck off

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It will naturally decline because summer temperatures surpress viral transmission (hotter, drier)
Round 2 electric boogaloo happens next winter, see pic related

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I'm dying to know the details.

Dude in lock down with sis. She insist on sleeping with him. Even follows him to couch. Uncomfortable, ask us for advise.

>Fuck her faget!

Gets annoyed with us.
Days pass. Rumor is the absolute mad man actually did it. Get baptized as Oreimo user for the ages.

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Holy shit, we are still weeks behind Italy and our trajectory is worse than Italy, Trump is absolutely fucking delusional

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>listening to doctors

I mean the blurred edges are pretty obvious

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fugg
>fugg

;D;D;D;D;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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That's kinda cute in some twisted way

This is the end.

cringe

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is there anything Deus Ex didn't predict right other than the date?

Sorry to brek it to you, but that means only she survives

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Fauci does not look comfy

back to work joe

Based cleaner

Anyone else got hit with a bout of depression?
I just wish I had a comfy isolated cabin innawoods but I'm a cityfag with communal living
Just fucking off me

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Yes.

Fauci looking upset

so whats up with the stock market. is it a case of BRRR ?

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Lolo
Yas Forums btfo

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Lame get.

hope you like your fresh produce

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You spot a cute bedridden corona infected girl
WWYD /cvg/?

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Hee to the hoo and HERE WE GO

It happened before but with a Yas Forumsirgin during the false nuclear missile alert

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What a retard. Can we have a corona mutation killing all the zoomers, please?

P

We need more cult related art

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for Yas Forums sure, for the world maybe

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Google is playing nice today and gave me the original
twitter.com/Nigel_95/status/1235997708843917313

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Good song.

This """virus""" is literally a nothing buger. *Yawn

>and excuse
>and
And here we have the famous 120 IQ chick.

He has a high chance of getting fired if he speaks his mind.

archive.vn/qvzAK

statnews.com/2020/03/16/remdesivir-surges-ahead-against-coronavirus/

archive.vn/Qt2PB

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/18/coronavirus-cure-hope-79-year-old-italian-man-successfully-treated/

Drugmaker Gilead's Remdesivir is one of the treatments the medical community is using to treat Covid-19 patients.

archive.vn/wFYVe

sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/who-launches-global-megatrial-four-most-promising-coronavirus-treatments

tl;dr WHO is advancing something called SOLIDARITY which is a concerted effort to collect as much scientific data during the coronavirus pandemic while repurposing antivirals used for other diseases to kill the SARS-CoV-2 virus. There are 4 such treatments, Remdisivir, Chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine, a combination of the HIV antivirals lopinavir and ritonavir, and the fourth is the same HIV combination but with something called an "interferon-beta, an immune system messenger that can help cripple viruses."

"Drugs that slow or kill the novel coronavirus, called SARS-CoV-2, could save the lives of severely ill patients but might also be given prophylactically, to protect health care workers and others at high risk of infection."

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Did he actually do it in the end?

wtf why?

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Floridabros:
No more Publix tendies. We're anarcho-primitivists now.

Last week there was a video that went viral of some girl that worked at the UPS world hub, trying to warn people that this was happening, she ended up getting fired and being made to remove her FB live video. (Sounds like what the Chinese did to their citizens). My friend posted this on FB and I thought I'd share.

My work has told us to keep our badges in our car in case we get locked down and we get questioned on why we're out.

Pretty amazing, huh?

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How deluded is Trump?

You should look for Oral Hygiene story in Yas Forums, I think it was back in 2011 or 2012. Dude got to see Nisemonogatari with her little sister and both decided to try out the toothbrush scene only fuck like rabbits and ending up going away from home and living together.

forgot my pic

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>LARP
Yes probable. Still hilarious.