Alita battle angel is based as fuck

Alita battle angel is based as fuck
>spends entire movie fighting elites pawns, at the end realizes that the overseer dude is the root
>all the people from the sky city have a mark on their forehead, like the mark of the beast
>just overall amazing mix between narrative and amazing fight scenes that arent confusing, no gay shaky cam
This movie flopped for a reason, not because it's a bad movie, it's one of the best movies I've seen in years

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I am 39 and watched this movie with my daughter. It was very good and she liked it as well

Yes, i enjoyed it as well.

a friend of mine watched it with her kids and told me i'd like it
>wtf okay
watched it and enjoyed it

based and alitapilled

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It was good.

I probably wouldn't have even heard about it if it weren't for all the leftist journos kvetching.

>a fucking whore I'd sodomize brutally
>stupid queer archaeologist peering inquisitively
>neo looking circle shades nigger motherfucker
>cyberfag mohawk homoborg

I'd ass fuck her until she's a prolapsed mess gushing squirt from her pussy and then keep fucking her

The second he pulled out the rocket hammer I tuned out. They almost had it but that had to keep all the stupid anime shit in, and I'm not talking shit about anime, but when you translate it to a in-person production you can't keep stupid bullshit like that.

It's the true anime cyberpunk from the early 90's era in which anime was indisputably good, (sci fi>moeshit) which is why they wanted it to fail and glossed over it.

Bladerunner 2020 was good in a similar fashion, same sort of results. I'm still amazed not one but two cult classics even made it through the pozworks.

Alita thread? ALita thread

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Make sure you check out the manga. I've never had any interest in manga, but this is fantastic. If you have amazon prime, you can get the first book for free with kindle

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I watch that movie stoned it was trippy as fuck

>le strong woman has a sense of justice and actually acts on it
feminist fantasy bullshit
>women
>not being the biggest NPCs of them all

imagine being this much of a cuck

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Does she end up kissing that nigger?

Alita was originally a female cyborg police officer named Gally in an unpublished comic called Reimeika (Rainmaker). Publishers at Shueisha liked her and asked Kishiro to make a new story with her as the main character. After he had come up with the plot for a storyline he was commissioned to make it a long-running series.

Besides renaming Gally to Alita, older North American versions of the manga also changed the city of Zalem to Tiphares, after Tiferet. Since Kishiro also used the name Jeru for the facility atop Zalem, Jeru was renamed Ketheres in the translation, after Keter. More recent versions reverted the cities' names back to Zalem and Jeru. To further develop the Biblical theme in the original series, Zalem's main computer was named Melchizedek, "the king of Salem" and "priest to the Most High God".

not at all

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But the gay rollerball from late 80s was ok?

lewd her

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PR was pretty bad. but the movie is pretty good. if i would have been 18-22years it would probably be my favourite movie for me for a while. my voices told me my illuminati voices waifu is like alita pretty cool

It could have been cool, but it was a stupid teenage romance.

> it's one of the best movies I've seen in years
absolutely based. I admit I it took a while I gave it a try, but then watched two times in a row with my father. We both agreed that it's just really good.

Hes actually the bad guy

more like
>girl is basically a space marine indoctrinated from birth

No more than the manga. In fact it has a bit less, which hurts it a bit since it leaves out some of the more complicated parts.

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But she's a military combat robot

I saw it 5 times and forced other people to come with me too.

Japan is our ally

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have some alitas

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with a blade, like all niggers deserve

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Shes not a robot retard, she is a human with a robot body. Her original mission was to take down zalem, the elite. 300 years later she finds herself the last of her kind, and that she needs to carry out her original mission. Everyone wants to go to zalem (this could be an anagram for hollywood) but she eventually realizes it's a giant bluepill

i actually thought it was pretty good. i havent seen a new movie in a long time, but i kinda wish i saw it in theaters.

didnt know if bombed, but figures

It was a good film and Alita is an absolute cutie

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Kishiro is a master of capturing emotions. The part in the manga where Alita finally found Ido only to see that he had lost his memory and didn't know he she was hit me like a freight train. My dad died of dementia, and her frustration with Ido not being able to see her growth after all she'd done to find him was disturbingly real.

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I saw it twice.

It grossed 400 million with a production budget of 170 and I don’t think they spent nearly as much on marketing as other films so I wouldn’t say it flopped. It certainly made the studio a decent amount of cash.

I wouldn't say it bombed by any means, just flew under the mainstream radar.

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Why did leftists reeeeee so hard about this movie and reeeeeee even harder when Captain Marvel got shit all over by reviewers?

>MUH EVIL WHITE MAN
>MUH STRONK DIVERSE WOMAN CHARACTER
based, my ass

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>dismisses the protagonist as feminist shill

Has watched/read/remembers more about the story than the feminists probably has...

Is it like hate sex to enjoy something like this, user?

in the twin cities of Jeru and zalem

hmmm

The main (((problem))) was Fox released it right next to Captain Marvel, thus making it directly compete with a Disney movie while the Jew-Mouse was buying them up.
The jew shill qvetching about Alita was quite hilarious to witness.

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>Why did leftists reeeeee so hard about this movie

I still can't totally understand this part, it hits all their stronk womyn notes, but it is borne of an ostensibly right wing medium: anime, so there's that.

Anita was writing propaganda about "fighting fuck dolls" in fighting games so I guess they see it that way.

Actual good anime is full of 1950s, 80, and 90s sci fi themes which were some of their high point years, and Japan is mostly immune to SJW bullshit I think has something to do with it so they have decided it is doubleplusbad.


>and reeeeeee even harder when Captain Marvel got shit all over by reviewers?

This one is easy: it's your standard mouthy average whore given stronk womyn powerz to beat up all the right wing men in another leftist revenge fantasy that they expect white men to take a date to. Leftists let the art take a back seat to propaganda and it shows all over that movie, shitty effects, shitty story.

dumped his beta orbiter too

I hate action movies that have a female lead. Usually the heroine is snarky towards the men and tries to emasculate every man in every scene and she never fails or gets humbled.

But in Alita, she is extremely loyal and will do anything to protect her stepdad and her boyfriend. She even offers to sell her heart so her boyfriend can get what he wants. And she suffers and gets the shit beaten out of her but never gives up, even when she is just a head, chest, and arm she keeps fighting. I think a good measuring stick for irl women is to show them this movie and see how they react to it and how they react to the main character.

Science fiction is full of outlandish concepts, but I think the strangest concept in Alita is that a woman can be that loyal.

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shitty Yas Forums thread
get off our board with your retarded dot-connecting of a shitty rodriguez movie
and kys

fukn THIS >DESTROY ZALEM

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i enjoyed it, i might watch it again, im bored.

Iirc it was because it came out around the same time as the female Captain Marvel remake/reboot/retcon/whatever, and thus was in direct competition with their propaganda.

They probably won't make the sequel. Too many men enjoyed the movie.

well im glad it didnt bomb. would like to see a second.
i hope they dont pozz it

Thankfully James Cameron has the complete rights and can do the sequels whenever he wants.
PROBLEM is the retard is still balls-deep in his dumb Avatar2 space-greenpeace buillshit sequel and VERY far from release.

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this artist makes trap porn

Good movie but the manga is better.

Reminds me of a shadman drawing

shes not human though
shes martian

>Alita battle angel is based as fuck
Fully agreed.
I wish that it would have gotten more publicity than it did to generate more revenue.
For some reason the media Jews didn't like it. It even had the "female role model" the "interracial coupling" and the "evil white businessman". The casting of the originals was changed just to add the last two.
There must be some other reason that the movie wasn't advertised more. I most certainly would have watched it in theaters if I'd known it was out and as good as it is.

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You mean to tell me the jews prefer not to give any attention at all to the things they don't want people knowing about? How can it be?

>one of the best movies i've seen in years
same here user you based fuck

>elites in teh sky
>city is a the lower hlaf of a space elevator called Salem
>the other in half is called Jeru

that did they mean by this?

forgot pic

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>no plot
>no rising action
>no climax
>no resolution

How can you call this a good movie when it had less narrative content than a Garfield strip?
Barely 2 hours and packed to the brim with useless filler.

I’m guessing you didn’t notice any of this because you were busy masturbating.

true
Zero Theorem was a much better movie

And again Alita-blessed.
It only happens in the good threads.

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