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>UK adjusts to life under tight new restrictions
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52013888

>Only go to your job if you cannot work from home - health secretary Matt Hancock
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52022417

>ExCeL Centre planned as NHS field hospital
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52018477

>Mobile networks send 'stay at home' text
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52017451

>Sadiq Khan warns 'stop Tube travel or more will die'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52017910

>Construction workers fear for their safety
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52017520

>Sports Direct U-turns on opening after backlash
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52011915

>Wetherspoon boss suggests staff get a job at Tesco
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52018360

>Pandemic is 'accelerating', WHO warns as cases pass 300,000
bbc.co.uk/news/world-52010304

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>76% death rate in the UK
why is it so high? do we have a strain that's twice as deadly as MERS?

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i want tae know if i was up that death slide

reminder to ignore doommong

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Anime

i love my wife!

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Yorkshire should be ashamed at how they treat and protect their own children.

cauldron will know

Anybody here ever taught secondary school, or know anybody who does?

Not sure if I'm making a mistake by considering it as a career.

Wholesome

Big man lee enjoying himself a bit o' rap.
youtube.com/watch?v=NzWsfZ3JFU8

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cauldron has to know

Oh fukkin dunnae go on liivin if yah cannae type like a human

cauldron's gotta know

>Anybody here ever taught secondary school,

oh m8 you must be fucking insane, especially if you are doing it in our major cities

Going through more bog roll since the shut in ffs

Sure you do (doubt pick if of your wife).

Nice tits though.

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stupid fucking newfag

do women know that they only exist for mens sexual pleasure? it must be depressing for women to realise this

I do not like tattoos one bit

Nonce

Not looking to teach in a city, quite the opposite actually.

stupid fucking virgin

Guahhh fu k how do i get a girl like this

i'm gonna tell cauldron

then it will be vastly better. atleast you'll have something in common with the kids and their parents (being english, scottish, welsh etc)

Because the vast majority of cases are still active, it takes up to a month to get over it.

Disgusting.

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I know people that have done IT in secondary schools
Unless it's a good school in a good area with good (white) kids, don't do it unless you want to be underpaid to look after some nog/chav's spastic kids
Primary schools are much more laid back... speaking of which, primaries are full of horny as fuck young women teachers.

Yes sir, I have a few questions.
(1), what did women think about it? I can imagine it being a red line.
(2) how much did the surgery cost? It's definitely cosmetic, so not paid for by the public health system.
Are you glad you went through with the surgery?

Bet you couldnt hang on for 8 seconds you nancy

Everyone still being nice at the moment, if there is no improvement after these 3 weeks and they announce further restrictions, that's when shit hits the fan lads. Enjoy this easter, it could be the last time you have chocolate eggs.

you have to look like this

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if eddie was in 40k he'd be a planetary defence force pleb who ran away as soon as it started raining tyranid spores

I need to gain 100 lbs quick

Greta finds your lack of quarantine disturbing.

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mum's just asked me why have i got half naked photos of lewis capaldi on my phone

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seethenonce terrified of school kids LMAO

That would require women to be capable of critical thinking

he'd be a fucking squat

No chance it gets better in 3 weeks that’s when all the people getting infected now will be turning up at hospital

if eddie lived in 40k he'd be one of the squalid alcoholics living in a megacity

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Sometimes I'd like to think I could be quarantined with a girl like this, but then I remember I have lots of beans stockpiled, and I imagine her farts would be like thunder
>t. not a brapchad

Nah, many honourable men have died of suicide, and you can't blame him for his mental illness, which was almost certainly genetic from his mother.
Did you ever get paranoid hanging around in right-wing circles? There must be spooks at every turn.

What would I be?

youtube.com/watch?v=faG5mmkDbyc

If pube was in 40k he wouldn't go to the orbital drydock facility

Why did you delete your post here?

Only if you like admin
It's riddled with mumsnet women
Avoid cities

one of the little flying dead babies in the background

It's not a 76% death rate. That's only of people that had to be hospitalised and most people don't get it nearly bad enough to warrant that. Also what said

Any Coventry chads fancy a barbecue?
Fuck the police

this is the only 40k pubes knows mate

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But why lol?

Yes. Hence why I endlessly delete my posts!
I cannot find anything online about it. I am prepared to believe it just rumour, if the coroners have spoken.
Maybe I owe him some reconsideration?
By the way, it's often the spooks that run the show in the far-right. Anyone who has an alright gift for speaking, but more essentially excellent organisational skills, is deeply suspicious. If they have a military background, seem to have few problems finding venues and are involved in many different groups be even more alert. If you find they receive preferential treatment from the Police, such as, nor getting arrested or shorter jail terms than would be usual, then be totally on your guard.

Really don't get this. Her eyes are the best part about her, they show warmth and love (usually the result of a good father). Perhaps you are holding onto an unfounded resentment?

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kek a cherub

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corona + Brexit = Britain's economy ABSOLUTELY BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I shall assume Eddie has tried (and failed due erection loss) to harpoon this one.

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i want to cum in Clawdeen Wolf's vagina and make half human/half wolf babies :)

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I dont see warmth i see confusion in her eyes

Tattoos = instant repulsion

you envy him for having sex u virgin

that says it all
she's lost control again

What is a cherub?

>RIP in peace

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-52025918

Any thoughts lads are these pakis?

AHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAH

Digits for the Anglo. Roolllll

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>pakis
>having a barbie
doubt

>"eerie timing tbf"
gonna tell him myself

no one laughs at my mask anymore.

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>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-52025918
I think that's pork on the floor. Any thoughts?

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What are you guys saying

Confirmed for Pakis.

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>76% death rate in the UK
>why is it so high?
because the NHS will only test people who are on death's door.

>hijabs
>brown skin
Hmm dunno

i do you stupid fucking virgin

don't respond to me you little tripfag vermin

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pic related

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If it was an successful fuck then maybe.

Looks like Roma.

On second thoughts, that DOES look like a paki tablecloth

SAD

i've shagged his bird while she was on the phone to him today and he still hasn't caught on despite all the shit i've been saying lmfao

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teacher here
IDIOT, STOP!

If I pull that off, will you die?

...

i've got a bit of upper chest pain but no coof or temperature,, am i going to die?

And she's clinging to the nearest passer by
She's lost control.

To all those people who are suddenly doing nice things like shopping for elderly neighbours, running errands for the needy, helping out at foodbanks.
Welcome to Socialism.
It's kinda our thing, It’s what we do.

Thats not very cool of you
Yes

eerie timing tbf

a month to feel better or a month to be non infectious. i feel like i have bronchitits after having bad flu in the early spring. it fucked me hard, now i can feel my lungs and throat in a creepy way ever since.

it would be extremely painful

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Magic numbers. Fucking mong

don't tell cauldron

Could be right but it's the blured faces look brown to me also checked lads

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Is it even strapped to your head properly? It doesnt look sealed by your forehead

Spastic

what are your thoughts on National Socialism?

tattoos are an ancient art form get over yourself

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