PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PRESS F EDITION /ptg/

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MAGA

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MAGA
now it’s time to focus on battleground states. don’t let recent victories make you lazy!

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She has weird gnarly legs. 2/10.

MAGA

I would never stop laughing

WAT?!?

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great edition kouhai

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Maybe, maybe not. Lets see.

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Greta needs to have sex
This attention whoring is out of hand

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What happened with those pro Bernie threads?

NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PANIC WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING

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Lol. Good.
Fuck breaking 911

>Dow rebounds more than 11% in best day since 1933 as Congress nears coronavirus stimulus deal

TRUMP ECONOMY BABY

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law.com/dailybusinessreview/2020/03/13/class-action-filed-against-china-over-covid-19-outbreak/

习近平的阴茎很小。 每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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Bernie cut off his digital advertising team after the last shellacing

OBAMA ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Attention whore indeed

Pelosi folded like a Communist hedge fund and so now the Senate bill seems to be on track.

Everyone endorsed Biden

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>being a DOOMER
NO REFUNDS

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>apparent bout
So nothing

this place would be a lot better without constant fucking twitter spam

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Ha
Even tapper jumped back when he cough and made a wtf face

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Don't you love it when the media takes a misstatement and goes all-in pretending the person meant it 100% literally? That's so based.

with a national lockdown and monthly trumpbucks+rent/mortgage holiday, presenting himself as wartime pres, he was going to sail into reelection effortlessly. he's actually going to screw this up by listening to retarded boomers screaming GET BACK TO WORK

lel

S
fuck breaking 911, they're jews

She's really not attractive.

Is there any word on how theyre gonna dole out the stimulus yet? Do we still have to file taxes?

statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/

checked

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No wonder you're always posting her cropped at the waist
Horrible.
Atrocious.
Repugnant.
delet

MAGA and AWOO

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Reposting
Just watched the actual video for the first time, and yeah, he was 100% laughing. Just look at his mouth before he covers his face. There's no debating it.

Oh, don't get me wrong, party unity is ANOTHER SEPARATE reason that you're fucked, but that doesn't have anything to do with the fact that people showed up to vote for Trump JUST BECAUSE THE MAN WAS ON A BALLOT.

Its a foreign concept to democrats in 2020, but this is what's called "Enthusiasm".

Does it still have the income cap? Are middle class americans ($75k+) left holding the bag?

>Biden wants us to think he operated that camera

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>Xi Jinping's penis is very small. Every night, before going to bed, he swallows a few gallons of African-American penis juice. It filled his stomach and made him forget his incredible small penis. Also, fuck China, Taiwan first.

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NOPE BACK TO OBAMA'S ECONOMY BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME DRUMPFERS

This is Trump's competition?
Landslide Donald victory incoming

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>taking aquarium cleaner without the doctor's approval is the same as the original drug
No way this wasn't a planned murder

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Bet @/breaking911 was shoah'd for posting this Biden cooof video. Meanwhile MSNBC anchors spreading misinformation about Covid-19 and Trump doesn't even get shadowbanned.

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JOE BIDEN WILL SAVE US!!!!

Unsure. I know there have been some negotiations but I don't know what exactly got changed other than stock buybacks getting banned.

tax filing deadline is postponed until july

His wife gave him fish tank cleaner.

di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-d I say it wasn't my economy anymore? I mean that it wasn't my economy anymore... yesterday. Clearly, my policies are working once again.

They literally can’t stop Trump. Russia hoax, “grab um by the pussy”,impeachment, world wide epidemic, nothing can stop him.

So that's why they suspended them huh? Called Biden out on being sick.... damn media really covering for Biden lmao

Bros, how much are we getting?

Stay alive, Joe!

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>eat aquarium cleaner
Isn't the malaria vaccine prescription only? Who would just have that laying around in your pantry?

He was sent by God.

Was this the reason that account got suspended?

$1200 I think. $2400 if you got a waifu.

who /obama economy/ again?

Ooh, my little pretty flu, pretty flu
When you gonna give me some coofs, Corona?
Ooh, you make my nosey run, my nosey run
Phlegm is coming off of my lung, Corona

Never gonna stop, give it up, just two more weeks
I'm always in a panic, step back just 6 more feet
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Corona

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If this turns into another hand-out to poor/lazy people at the expense of middle america....

>It takes years of schooling to become a doctor experienced in virology, but it only takes a couple of minutes to steal a doctor's head lamp and coat.

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she fucking knew what she was doing
if you read any article, rather than the surface tweet about it, she had used the stuff for her koi fish and thought, "well shit, let me just ingest this fish tank cleaner"
it's murder and she's blaming trump

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Good thing the Obama economy kicked back in.

>the tweet that killed them
oof

Where does the meme "Listen here Jack" come from?

According to her brother, Bernie completely refused her endorsement and told her campaign staff off doing everything he could to shit on her.

Not so fast drumphie. She could still be on the ballot.

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DICK POUND ON FOX

Cant let the news get out Biden may have it

Any evidence of that being why they got suspended? I read they got suspended for being exposed as an undisclosed RT propaganda arm.

WHEN IS THE TASK FORCE UPDATE

I'm getting nothing because I make 6 figures. q_q

US has a rnot scale (not rhnot) of 127 per million. You're doing really well don't buy into the horse shit. Out of all reporting countries Canada is second best. We're doing fine. The rest don't matter.

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very nice

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checked. liberals on suicide watch

She blew it her boobjob

Only if you're poor. If you're middle class or higher, you get no TrumpBux.

Thats cool. I still have to mail in mines then. I hope that doesnt cause to many delays. Do you know how long it normally takes them to process mailed in taxes?

in about 30 fries + a little extra in the bag because he's always late

Biden actually said that to someone he was getting into an argument with on the streets.

my money is on fuck yeah, how long did it stay up is what im wondering. Can't delete that video forever, trump should post it

5:30 PM ET

I assumed they’d skip it after doing the fox thing today

How many guns you got?

normal turn around time is just a few weeks. but no idea what it will be in this current situation.

seriously a fucking world wide pandemic where all media was in perfect sync to crash the world economy and US economy with a few tens of thousands dead.
the market is still better than obummer's peak
nothing can stop this man.

Any link?

>tfw by the time the elites you hate even get the virus there's already a cure

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IT'S TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE!

WE MUST MAKE BABIES WITH OUR WIVES FOR THE GLORIOUS LORD JESUS!

CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON AGAINST THE LORD!

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More than you.

Nope

>youtube.com/watch?v=YwEqukk-Q_8

he said listen fat, he "meant" to say listen jack

using the confederate flag is treason

DON'T FALL DOWN AND DIE, PRIVATE BIDEN, THAT WOULD BREAK MY FUCKING HEART

BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

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OPEN BY EASTER. GODLESS DEMONCRATS ETERNALLY BTFO

LOOOOOOL! no.

This. I have tried to argue with some retards on twitter, but they just wont understand. I tell them Cuomo is about to use the same "deadly" drug (which is not even what they took) and they tell me "B-b-but thats different, its a doctor giving it to them" well no shit, fucking disingenous people

political and other

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how?

democrats still living in the past i see

My mother is a nursing coordinator. Got infected with Corona. Started showing symptoms last Thursday and has just about fully recovered today. She is 61 years old.

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No, they actually added it, it wasnt scheduled this morning, only since about an hour ago

people still donate to his campaign?

no that was a different time, and he meant to say fat that time

FDR won 4 presidential elections

Bernie has failed at every turn

>Greta needs to have sex
oh the things I'd do to her

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I wonder how long the pixel art Awoo you posted has been around.

youtube.com/watch?v=g51dwY0wuak

the strawmanning is off the charts, as usual.

>opening the country for business means trump wants old people to stop staying home

>if it will save the life of one 90 year old chink boomer WE MUST SHUT IT ALL DOWN
i fucking hate this slimy asshole and hope everything horrible in life happens to his glownigger ass

BernieIsOurFDR
Bernie Is Our Fucking Dumb Retard

Do you see the shitshow happening on the hill right now? We would have to deal with this every two weeks. I'll pass. Trump's win is already secure.

And you are a Mexican.

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Damn the dude who wanted Drumpf to lose is against the solution to stop further economic disaster.

oh, well that iowa time was way better, and way more condescending

Cute and recoverypilled

How dare user

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FAR RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DECEPTIVELY EDITED VIDEO.

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Make sure there are screen shots of all the media people deleting their tweets downplaying the virus.

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Nonelites BTFO

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They need to hurry up before quarantine ends.

lel they're really going all in on IF WE ALL STAY INDOORS THEN WE CAN SAVE A FEW HUNDRED LIVES. What retards

So a sinus infection then.

>got coronavirus, self quarantined with dad, got basically cured
All in a day's work, impressive, very nice

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LITERALLY erasing history 1984 style.

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women honestly need to smile more.
why do they always have bitchy faces nowadays?

because they're dead?

>Internet starts dying
nonono pls I would never survive quarentine then

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>where all media was in perfect sync to crash the world economy and US economy
To say nothing of all the governors, mayors and other political hacks who were clearly in cahoots with them. Seriously, if this doesn't end in public hangings, I will be disappoint.

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If Trump thinks the quarantine is a joke and just media panic, why doesn't he schedule a rally?

Hey! All you retired boomers who stay home anyways and collect SS every month from home or your nursing facilities! We want you to go back to work!

Confirmed for white

0/10

Well, that was a short economic depression

Biden coofing 7 more times during his MSNBC interview. Hes got it bros, its Bernies turn.

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>for now

>africans are typically unable to parse language that limits a condition to a specific temporal period

Based and elitepilled

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>just stay home bro, even if your job asks you back
you can fuck right off with that shit, mcmuffin

Yup feels good everyday!

What did Breaking911 do?

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Oh shit this must be why he isn’t in the public eye