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>UK adjusts to life under tight new restrictions
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52013888

>Only go to your job if you cannot work from home - health secretary Matt Hancock
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52022417

>ExCeL Centre planned as NHS field hospital
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52018477

>Mobile networks send 'stay at home' text
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52017451

>Sadiq Khan warns 'stop Tube travel or more will die'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52017910

>Construction workers fear for their safety
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52017520

>Sports Direct U-turns on opening after backlash
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52011915

>Wetherspoon boss suggests staff get a job at Tesco
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52018360

>Pandemic is 'accelerating', WHO warns as cases pass 300,000
bbc.co.uk/news/world-52010304

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birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/crumbling-homes-left-empty-ten-17952694
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/24/confused-dangerous-flippant-worlds-media-pans-pms-handling-of-coronavirus-boris-johnson
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REMINDER NOT TO LISTEN TO DOOMMONG

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First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=w5hQh1QvPGg

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read this lads

legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/129/contents/made

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Had to take my greenhouse apart again today and take out the IBC as it takes up too much room. Greenhouse is now finished though. Got my staging up and my growbags in. Just need to make a top for the bench.

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Just sharted and it fookin stinks

who's up for a game of dota

>Sadiq Khan warns 'stop Tube travel or more will die'

Keep using the Tube, kill as many Londoner scum as you can.

Why are Brits so DUMB and INFERIOR tio AMERICANS???
is it because they drink tee, have a queen, bad teeth and are DUMb????
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

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I will wage a personal war of anihilation on Deanoboxes and Barrat Homes; I will make it my goal to restore England to its ancient, ancestral beauty.

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Stop appropriating my culture

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>(((WHO))) says the virus has a 3.4% death rate
>they said something similar during the SARS outbreak, but that virus ended up killing 10% of the people that caught it
>COVID-19 has a 15% CFR with chinese data and 32% CFR without chinese data

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TWO jogs, Nigel? Two of them?! When the rest of us only get one? You're nicked m8.

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Put a bolt and padlock on the side gate to deter anyone coming in. Tomorrow I will plant Okra, tomatoes, cucumber, sweetcorn, aubergine and butternut squash. Then knock up some raised beds for loads of other stuff and plant runner beans, peas and mange tout.

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>23,000+ cases in new york state alone

On the tram last year
>fat neck beard bumps into a hot milf he knew
>she says hi what are you doing here
>he says he was just at games workshop buying figures
>she laughs loudly and says why would you do that
>everybody hears this
Lmao

how can America be the "greatest country in the world" if it's full of niggers and spics?

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It's over mate, none can stop the tide of Deanoboxes.

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no lad what's that?

Based spaghetti. I will join you in the badlands, deanoboxes will burn en masse!

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6'2, 11 & 1/2 stone, still got man tits. It's gynecomastia ain't it fellas?

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i need a go of something i naturally dominate at

im fucking fuming

Is this real, Gentlemen?
>'Covid coalition' government considered by senior Conservatives
>George Freeman says Keir Starmer should join ‘unavoidable’ cross-party government if elected
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/24/covid-coalition-government-considered-by-senior-conservatives
Boris, just in case Dom is browsing Yas Forums tonight, you should know that we would esteem this a total betrayal. Don't even consider it.

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>cancel trump bucks
>force people into work during a pandemic

>Go to park for daily exercise allowance.
>Everyone is walking in pairs.
>There are actually more people around than usual.
>Everyone packed into the only tiny supermarket still open in the area.
I actually feel more at risk compared to normal. Why did they shut the shops guys?

Very high quality post

i shagged lingling

Will we be able to afford a house after this?

Roastie will never know the sweet feeling of rolling 2 D6 then never getting laid

Fuck the chinks

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Post them?

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pistols squats are fucking tough man
i'm probs doing it all wrong but i've got a sick pump in my glutes

I'm 6ft and a half inch. 12 stone and in my 40s and no tits. Sounds like you're fucked lad.

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any trustworthy reports of the situation in the hospitals? is it actually bad?

where the fuck was that

doggo might have cancer. biopsy tomorrow

The council have stopped out blue, burgundy, and brown bin collections lads. Things are getting out of control here!

Leave squash for a month and runner beans for 2, too early.

no chance of it being legit

I will never give up
Proper chap you are, yes!

Well lads im off work for the next 4 weeks now on 80% pay, whats everyone doing to stop getting bored.

im fucking livid

Curious if you have Italian Deanos but since everyone lives in apartments in Europe probably not. Deano feels more of a British thing that's just exclusive to us and yes I hate Deanoboxes too. It feels like every corner I turn in my village I'm seeing more and more of them pop up.

dont you think you're a bit old to be on here grandad?

no but i'll watch you

In my bit of rural Angus there are people out walkingeverywhere, some in couples some with their kids, it's like the 1950s again. Comfy as fuck.

birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/crumbling-homes-left-empty-ten-17952694

same thing i always do, sit on Yas Forums and youtube

slippery dog dicks down my throat
tasting canine cream
this is my dog fucking dream

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Shite. Will probably need surgery then. WHY DID I SPEND MY YOUTH BEING A FAT COOMER CURSE YE GOD

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Setting fire to bins on my one daily walk I'm allowed.

we have to go back

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>Guardian are throwing a tantrum.
As proved with this: theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/24/confused-dangerous-flippant-worlds-media-pans-pms-handling-of-coronavirus-boris-johnson

>Birmingham
Imagine etc.

fuck off spastic the only dota you know is dota2

cleaning, thinking about subbing to wow again, might play some minecraft, you lad?

280K for cash?

DELET THIS

Yeah that part was great. I'm mad that I had to buy 2x cost goods because the main supermarket was closed though. Fuck co-op. Who spends £4.50 for a dr oetker pizza? They aren't even tasty.

They're going in a propagator in the greenhouse. Runners will go out after hardening. Squash staying under glass but I will have a read up. Never grown squash before but the runners will be grand. I like to toughen my plants. Apprecaiate the advice though. I'll look into it.

If any of you fuckers order non-essential shit from Argos I'm going to deliver it to the nearest sewer, you cunts

i listen to pop punk u virgins

you mean the best one

1v1 cs 1.6 nuke you fucking virgin

My god this shutdown bullshit is pathetic, and my dumb bitch sheeple gf is terrified we'll be arrested if we go to the shop together, even though she usually spouts redpills like there's no tomorrow. Women are fucking posers.
And I'll go to the shops when I fucking please.

1v1 me*

Meanwhile.

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Every night is a rose night

Did Witch burner ever hang around these parts?

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40 is young here

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Underrated.

Someone has to keep you whippersnappers in line and I'm banned from everywhere else for abusing niggers, gays and trying to get trannies to kill themselves. Oh, and the feminists. Always get in trouble with those bitches.

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