Corona Hoax

Family works in medical field. They had a patient and who tested positive so I had to distance myself from them until they were in the clear.

And yes, it came down here thanks to some Italian sap who thought he could escape the hell hole that is Italy and unwittingly brought it here.

still only speculations in this thread its so obvious... even when tested positive the test is not accurate

Rare flag

My buddy in denver definitely has it but there's no testing here

Fuck off agent chang
>THIS SAME THREAD IS SPAMMED EVERY 5 MINUTES. THREADS ARE OBVIOUSLY MADE BY BOTS AND SHILLS

SAGE

Would you consider testimony from all the doctors, nurses and other health care professionals dealing with the virus proof or are they just paid shills promoting a hoax for nefarious purposes?

haha too bad the test is actually FAKE bro duhhhhhhhh
besides you dont even have any proof LMAOO HAHAHAHAH

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I know a person in quarantine now cause they were exposed.

Theres a massive shill operation going on at the moment
>BBC nonsense
>larps and blog posts
>no real info coming out
What's really going on today bros?

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either shills or just retards like you. all they do is showing people empty hospital beds on TV where all the corona patients will lie but THERE ARE NO PATIENTS THE BEDS ARE EMPTY RETARD

disinformation campaign attempting to cause confusion and hysteria
since anyone can post on Yas Forums without sign up it's much more blatant and frequent

>meme flag
>all they do is showing people empty hospital beds
cant even speak english ching chong bing bong i can hear your shit chink accent from just the text lul

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Okay, so anything anybody says will immediately be dismissed as a shill.

How about death certificates or laboratory analysis reports of the virus, I suppose those would equally be dismissed as fake too?

do you have death certificates?

When they have cleavage like that it's because normally their boobs flop outwards and have a large tit gap. It's not a good sign for a girl so young and thin, it means as soon as she hits 30 and adds a few additional pounds she'll have fat tits down to the left and right sides of her gut. Doesn't have natural perkiness genetics.

My penis tests positive for hardness, when I look at her titters. If you know what I mean

Wow, she's cute. The kind of girl I always pined for - short, petite and busty. I can't help but imagine her spreading her legs wide as a massive BBC permanently stretches her out, ruining her for white men and completely taking away her desire to pursue anything but BBC. Do you think she went off birth control to take potent impregnating BBC loads deep into her fertile womb? I think so!

Would one change your mind?

That's true but it's real bad today

(You)

how about you actually show me one of your imaginary tests

You're alright leaf

That's because they are under armed quarantine you colossal profound fucktard

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My wife and I both have it, nigger. Wife actually tested twice, each time they took two samples and sent one each to the UW and CDC. First time UW said positive, CDC said negative. She had to be hospitalized a second time and that time both came back positive. Results took a fuck long time though, finally got second result call yesterday from a visit on the 12th.
I did not get tested because I don't qualify to get tested, but it's pretty obvious I have it too. Some days feel like a nothingburger other days feel like death. Symptoms kinda phase in and out. Get some symptoms one day, others another day. Not as bad as they make it out to be, but it's definitely the weirdest sickness I've had. Like one day I couldn't smell a damn thing. Next day, sense of smell is extremely heightened - like I could smell the differences between the different types of trees in my yard. Could smell the pepperoni on my son's pizza - on the other side of the house and downstairs with my office door closed.
One day I was so constipated I gave myself hemorrhoids for the first time in my life. Never been constipated like that before. Next day I took the most massive, disgusting, diarrhea shits I've ever taken my whole life EIGHT times.
Anyway, I can post pic for proof. You just have to promise to stop being such a faggot, nigger.

By all means go outside, and lick a few doorknobs too, what is keeping you?

My wife works as an RN in the ICU. Its definitely real, and she is likely going to infect me at some point. I will post proof here if i ever get tested.

I agree. I know no one that has this. Nor do I know anyone who knows anyone that has it.

>I don't believe there's a pandemic
>But I'll believe it if an anonymous person
>On an Eskimo Sea Cucumber Fermenting Forum proves it to me
Take your med's Hans. Take it with suger and spice if it's too bitter. But for the love of sanity, take them.

Fake larper

Not proof.

35+ posts later, not a single tangible proof. Nada.

Yes.

Baby Black Cock

Like i said, she will likely infect me at some point. When she does I will post it here, but I am not really trying to convince you. Im just saying that I KNOW it is real. If you dont want to believe it, go right ahead and get yourself infected. It likely wont kill you anyway, unless you are old.

it might, if there are no chinks or kikes involved.

I would be contempt with some webms from italy.

The Virgin Virgin Islands vs the Chad Chad.

The only virus you hear about but never encounter first hand. Also the numbers seem to go up and down every day. Phony.

I currently have a broken foot and I had a required hospital visit recently, stayed there 2+ hours and overheard some doctors. They said they've never seen anything like it, hospitals are mainly focusing on coronavirus, staff are even more overworked than usual. Don't believe in it? Go to a hospital then. If you don't you can't say shit.

The media has caught wind that this website has a following so they have targeted it.

This is too deep for him, relax.

gib proofs!
Where are the webms I don't trust your word, you are just some fag online.

Go to a hospital.

I was just there last week and the ER was empty. All the doctors are telling patients to not show up unless there is a serious issue, so the hospitals are even more empty than usual.

Gotcha

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Exactly. They're saving as much room as possible for incoming serious corona cases.

My sister coworker died yesterday from virus. She lives in Brussel

yeah but... she's a spic.

I really would like to see the overcrowded hospitals.
I saw a neighbor get carried out from doctors in hazmat looked pretty convincing but the but I know that lady got hospitalized half a year ago from a heart attack.

Still think this is birdflu with media panic.

Ha, baste tityy pooster. GDay fellow nigger.