Is it dead cat bounce?

Bump

20 is the new baseline

Because Trump says its back to work time.

which currency?

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In dollars obviously

We still haven't had the Escape from New York or the planet of the Apes scenario play out in Chicago yet, no one handles a crisis with more comedic flare and incompetence than the eternal American.

Wait till 100 million Americans stop paying their bills in a month

About $20k

Q predicted this

Down roughly 45k not counting 401k.

It may very realistically be real start of bull trend. Volatility is decreasing.

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If the Fed is printing infinity dollars no

to slow

Bat*

dead bat bounce

I see what you did there

If it gets to the top happening is canceled

Literally my entire trading account (10k). Now I'm an unemployed NEET with nothing to do during the day. I need more money to start trading again. I need to get my revenge...

Same amount here...

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Lmao how?

This is literally only cause trump is saying he wants everything to reopen soon.
Once people realise how retarded that is it will drop go record lows

They gave everyone just enough time to get out before the inevitable crash. Tomorrow is going to be the bloodiest day in our markets history.

brrr.money/

>t. retard
Everyone who wanted to get out already did it long before

I was talking about retail investors

How many times have we seen "record gains" only for the next day or couple days after to wipe it all out.

Consult this handy guide.

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Most likely.
Rich will take pot shots at the downward spiral. Ask yourselves how the stock is going up yet there's still entire states on lockdown with 'essential services only' still going on.

stocks will be up tomorrow the fed is injecting 2 trillion to bond markets tomorrow. possibly it will be down on the 25th after market close, or on the 26th when job numbers come out.

YOU ONLY LOSE IT IF YOU PULL IT OUT. WHO PULLED IT OUT? CONFESS.

Would we have to pay to give away the stock?

Made close to 3k today and I’m 25, if you aren’t investing right now you’re retarded

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>he invested in stocks instead of counter strike stickers

>buy high sell low

i can't contain myself over this

>Didn't pull out on top when I could
>Still haven't pulled out though
>mfw there could have been a bit of a boon on my side but instead I'll have to make up the amounts by putting more in on my own.

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Elaborate

I just made a lot of really bad trades. Worst one was on the Friday before last when Trump gave that public service announcement about coronavirus. The fucking federal reserve pump billions when Trump said the word pandemic. I was on the wrong side of the trade and I panicked and froze up...just stared at my computer screen as I lost my last $3000. I'm so disappointed with myself. I fell for a textbook jewish trick and I lost everything.

What is 401k?

post your balance in 1 month

You dont have to hope.
This shits gonna slam into the fucking toilet by thursday, since infinity QE money is keeping it alive.

Every goddamn city in the united states in under some sort of “stay home and dont go out”, anything not a hospital/grocery is closed, and even mine is threatening fines and prosecution to keep people indoors.

Theres no way in fuck any goddamn thing is being made, processed, produced, sold, or even shipped.

Raw materials will have a fuck huge backlog out the ass since china is offline.

While “green line goes up” the big fucking dick of the red line is mid-swing, ready to drop a massive fucking mushroom stamp on our economy.

This, you can even see the retarded moves I've been making and I'm still up

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Hopefully it keeps going down.

I want trump to cringe to himself every time he wants to mention "muh lowest black unemployment in history" remembering that his last stale line that he had left is now long gone.

I didn't pull out. I'm debating when the right time to throw in about $10k is.

more than a million so far

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Better hurry up with those trump bux before the nogs turn feral!

I though about it.
But i think it will drop more.

It's because there's a clear time that the country is going to function again, people are grabbing up stocks in anticipation.

Zero

Lmao I was the crazy 2 months ago holding 140k in cash.

what should I stock up on?

A lot of businesses are actually retooling though. I work in service sector logistics and it took exactly a week for the corporate side of the business to get big boots down into the retail grocery market. So I'm still safely employed.

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