/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2494 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

► Detected: 416,067 (+37,284) ► Died: 18,571 (+2,064)

— 3.52 billion people put under lockdown

— 122 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10

>NEWS
34 year old infected nurse commits suicide
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Spain state-run funerary closes, run out of supplies
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4,000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
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Virus survives on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
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18 year old teenager has died in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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Infection might cause male infertility
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>REMINDER
Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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H1N1 only had 18,500 DNA-confirmed deaths, rest is estimated
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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Netherlands on lockdown, 17 million people
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
19:49: 119 new cases and 3 new deaths in Los Angeles County, California, United States. Some of the other new cases mentioned in the source were previously added to our tracker.
19:36: First death and 205 new cases in Saudi Arabia.
19:35: 60 new cases in Iceland.
19:32: 343 new cases and 7 new deaths in Turkey.
19:28: 463 new cases and 9 new deaths in Michigan, United States.
19:13: 61 new cases and 1 new death in Maryland, United States.
19:07: 27 new deaths in New York state, United States.

>MORE
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dead americans

>2064 deaths
This shit is the 5th deadliest virus in the world in terms of day to day deaths no?

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>I was only 55 years old
>I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government"
>A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP
>I call him a commie
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the hospitals bills bankrupted me
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe"
>He grabs me with his powerful ffp1 goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the economy
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Trump
>He grabs a mighty bill as he fills my bankaccount with debt
>The europoor walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse"
>Trump leaves through the mutthut gate
>No worse than the flu.For the economy.

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BBC uWu

BoxxyBabee hazmat when?

Gotta save the queen of the internet.

wtf bros....it's over......bill mitchell won........

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COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
>CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
>CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
>CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
>CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
>CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

COVID-19 CAN'T KILL YOU!
CORONAVIRUS DEATHS EXPOSED!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WEREN'T EXAMINED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

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no it's just a flu and you can prevent it by taking a teaspoon of aquarium cleaner with soda once a day

Now we've got more data from ICUs, the most prominent trait, even more than age, is weight. Those under 50 who are 25+ on BMI are massively more likely to be in critical conditions.

Burgers absolutely BTFO lmao, it's going to be a wild ride in the next couple of months xD