/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2493 - SWINE FLU BTFO EDITIONS

Reminder not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you will be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

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R0=195
Listen please!Listen!

If you haven't watched at least a quarter of the moobies on this list, then you're not having the true chinese virus experience.

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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 51,737 (667) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 32,781 (156) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,137 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,779 (12) Canada 2,583 (25) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 2,018 (34) Turkey 1,872 (44) Israel 1,656 (3) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Czech Republic 1,394 (2) Japan 1,193 (43) Ireland 1,125 (6) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 884 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +8,003 (+114) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +3,725 (+33) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +663 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +154 (+2) Canada +492 (+1) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Turkey +343 (+7) Israel +214 (+2) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +135 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+2) Algeria +34 (+2) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +28 (+1) Cyprus +8 (+2) Albania +19 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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>THE VIRUS DOESNT EXIST
>HOW CAN SOMETHING BE REAL IF ITS TOO SMALL TO SEE

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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHECKS TRUMP

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I thought Hantavirus already existed and was only transmitted via rats

What we will be the international response when it is widely know that the chinks created this bioweapon and leaked accidentally?

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based

based fuck these beta sheep

hanta-virus is everywhere tho already. it ain't novel at all.

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post your best chinky and wuflu memes boys

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TO ALL NOTHINGBURGERFAGS

ITS A DISEASE YOU STUPID SHIT
IT SPREADS EXPONENTIALLY

ITS 20 DEATHS
THEN 50
THEN 94
THEN 172
THEN 386
THEN 661
THEN 1,209
THEN 4,878
THEN OVER 9000
THEN 5 DIGITS
EVERY DAY
>OH IT ALREADY STARTED GOING DOWN IN ITALY
BECAUSE THEY ARE LOCKED DOWN AND NO ONE IS LEAVING THEIR FUCKING HOUSES
AS SOON AS PEOPLE START GOING OUT AGAIN
IT WILL COME BACK
IT WILL START SPREADING ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN
AND AGAIN
UNTIL WE HAVE THE VACCINE
IT WILL OVERWHELM THE HOSPITAL SYSTEMS SO THAT WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR PEOPLE SICK OR INJURED FROM LITERALLY ANY OTHER CAUSE IN EXISTENCE
IT WILL INCAPACITATE AND KILL THE HOSPITAL STAFF WHO TREAT THE SICK PEOPLE
THEN THE DEATH RATE SPIKES ON ITS OWN SEPARATE FROM THE ALREADY ACCELERATING SPREAD RATE
YOU DUMBFUCKS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE CONCEPT

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Post cute viruses

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The hentai virus is a meme that won't spread
Screencap this

>Cuck + Collect
Yup, that's the UK alright

F

How is this being reported? Is it that China's telling someone about the new virus? Is China reporting it themselves? Or is there actually a third party allowed in to report on it?
If it's the last one, fucking lol.

Kilka dni temu mówili, żebyś ogarnął ten burdel i dalej chuj... brudas

>never leave house
>never see this message
what was the point

>cuck+ collect

what the fuck is a cuck+?

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Pretty sure he got disappeared.

Congress has the power of the purse, not the president. And Romney got the ball rolling on neetbux, not trump.

they're getting NOOKD.

lol

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soon™
youtube.com/watch?v=R_Tq6t3VMV4

Boycott chinks when

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How comes cases keep exponentially rising in the west while the curve has already flattened in Asia? Why are white people so unhygenic and shit at dealing with pandemics? You couldn't save yourselves with bathing during the black death either.

Onions el whitebro del otro thread.

If those numers are even close to true we are all fucking fucked and nothing we do will stop this. I hope you are wrong but if you are right then we will see everyone getting it in the next weeks.

imagine being a grown man with facial hair and having that picture on your computer

I ordered the 3M 62023DHA1, but they sended me this this instead. Should I keep this or ask for a refund?

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Fuck you i love my grampa, and the average age of my family is quite high. It fucking mutated and it is more virulent.

>tfw there's a fuckton of reports of HCQ ass-raping the virus and argie doomer virgin will have to stop baking the threads soon

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I want to protect her smile.

new strain of cuck mutated in the UK. deadlier than a normal cuck.

that pic

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can any of you nothingburgers explain why this has a 15% kill rate? doesn't seem like just the flu bro... maybe i'm just too dumb to get it, but this seems pretty fucking bad. please give me some legit reasoning how this is nothing? i'm getting scared over here that dumb fuck wage niggers are going to fuck us all in the long run. am i just getting paranoid for no good reason or are we all fucking doomed?

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Daily reminder to all tards and nothingburger fags:

1. Chink virus already kills more people than pneumonia per day. And that's BEFORE it has spread everywhere and AFTER extremely harsh quarantines

2. Wuhan is STILL under lockdown and will be until April 8 at least. That's nearly a 4 month lockdown. China never got it under control - they just sacrificed Wuhan to save the rest of China.

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what would you say is the real death rate if you either disregard or estimate the real chink numbers?

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When will a loaf of bread cost a million dollars in muttland?

total societal collapse is imminent, take the anarcho-primitivism pill now!

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Still no Korean death cultist gf. What the fuck is wrong with this gay earth!
Also restaurants gonna get fucked here, normies on suicide watch.

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Because the chinese are lying thieving scumbags you memeflaggot

This

>new cope is that it doesn't even exsit

Holy fucking shit lmao
Ded.

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Christian Genocide

FULL SALARY FOR FOUR MONTHS

twitter.com/thehill/status/1242536662611222532

WHO MONEY PRINTER NOW

I haven't even watched one. Rec me something without much gore and scare jumps.

Is he trying to commit genocide?

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Damn it feels good seeing normies rage over having to be indoors for more than a couple of days

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Reminder to keep up your zinc level, friends.

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Orange man only took the virus seriously for about a week. Turns out elections do have consequences after all. Enjoy your shallow graves.

...I think Trump's recently invested in a few mortuary businesses.

>please give me some legit reasoning how this is nothing?
it is treatable with 4 bucks per person

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7%

Contagion is the primer to /cvg/

yellow nigger bug reporting in
Should I kill myself as yellow as chinks?

I went out to the store at 9am it's still 1.72

it's funny that if you replace Xi with Trump and party with economy the meme still works

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>Listen please!Listen!
fuck off, Navi

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my internet connection just broke off

i was like... NO WAY WE ARE THIS FAR INTO THE APOCALYPSE

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75%+ expected to get it. They're trying to flatten to 4 months. Fucking 4 months.

Yes pls

Chen Qiushi was called a schizo by the CCP
Remember if you are called a schizo by a shill it is a badge of honour.

is trump the antichrist?

don't let them forget

i believe you but hope ur wrong

Nah we're fucked m8.
>In b4 that doesn't count the number of those who have it but haven't been tested
Okay, so how many people have died who haven't been tested? Exactly how long does it take to kill? Even those who do have it without being tested, have they recovered, or will it gradually get worse for them?

"""quarantined"""

The bill finally passed? what's the criteria?

>mutated to be more virulent
>no sources
Selection pressure would have a less virulent virus, not more. More viruses reproduce if they keep the host alive, killing the host is BAD for reproduction.

anyone know what kind of traditional chinese medicine is being used to treat the Rona

Yes

Contagion is boring

It works for both
The irony

I'm literally taking zinc supplements to survive this quarantine with a little bit of my identity left. Food isn't even a problem at this point.

What to do /cvg/?

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>or estimate the real chink numbers
you could only do that if you knew the actual death rate and R0, you dumb nigger

LOL they're shutting down the beaches here so the poorfags in the middle of the state can't come here

"Friday, Saturday and Sunday, we're looking at mid-90 temperatures. And these people from the middle of the state who have nothing to do will end up over here. And they're going to park in our neighborhoods," McKnight said.

"It's going to be a nightmare for us," he said.

This, also Italy, where you numbers any better today? I missed it.

I don't need to imagine

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ok, thanks. I hope it's not scary but rather thrilling.

>Youtube
>Old spanish geezer downplayng the pandemic
Kys ling-ling

hasnt passed yet but seems like it will given the stock market reaction

Chen / 1

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plenty of space on that track for more people

Zinc and Vitamin C. Hoping to make it through this.

>twitter.com/thehill/status/1242536662611222532
what was this?

Oldfags like to die from this, apparently.

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Chen / 2

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lmaoo

baste! fuck em judeo christians

It's 15% for closed cases only. If we include the CFR for all cases, it would be 4.47% accouning for 414,661 cases.
Still pretty bad, considering the magnitute of its spread, and contagious symptoms.
It definitely denotes the "just a flu" narrative that retards have been spreading around (>inb4 muh fearporn)

when are the checks coming then? I really have some shit to pay off

Anime website.

Vladimir Putin dons hazmat suit to visit coronavirus hospital

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8147539/Vladimir-Putin-dons-hazmat-suit-visit-coronavirus-hospital.html

Switch it off and break the lever.

its getting hot and dry here in texas. any hopes this will die or slow in the summer thus making it easier to contain? thoughts?

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Chen / 3

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What's better than capitalism? It seems like the lesser of all evils

>when it is widely know that the chinks created this bioweapon and leaked accidentally
that will never happen. nobody wins in that scenario so they will just cover it up

おっほっほっほ~元気だ( ^ω^)

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All the transit companies are already asking for government bailouts

If they didn't send you what you ordered, keep the mask and make them send you the correct product. :^)

Is there a pic of corona-chan with 400,000 tit size now

fine particle filters are the way to go right /cvg/?

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spring break student in her 20s test positive for wuhanic plague

RADFORD, Va. – A Radford woman is the first person in the New River Health District to test positive for the coronavirus.
She is Radford University student in her 20s and Since returning to the Radford area after spring break, she’s been self-isolating .
Mardi Gras was the Coronavirus incubator, college spring break the re-energizer.

wsls.com/news/local/2020/03/24/radford-woman-is-citys-first-confirmed-case-of-the-coronavirus/

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No, that's just from someone eating a rat.

Though, they'll no doubt make some kind of super airborne Hanta the more they do this.

Chen / 4

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