PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WHEN LAWYERS ARE PROVEN DISEASES EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force @FoxNews Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144384429001 (Right Prescription)
video.foxnews.com/v/6144388404001 (Chloroquine)
video.foxnews.com/v/6144390366001 (SmBiz)
video.foxnews.com/v/6144412674001 (Ventilators)
youtu.be/xthUVOtoNUI (pt1)
youtu.be/wy3NrqNN9uU (pt2)
>DefSec Esper/JCSChair ArmyGen Milley/SEAC Colon-Lopez @Virtual Town Hall 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/744094/
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 3/24/20
youtu.be/U5YROQHlVvM
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/BpmTYrnmEMM
>NECDir Kudlow on CNBC 3/24/20
youtu.be/0xl6vjjzZwA
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on F&F 3/24/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144320914001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on GMA 3/24/20
youtu.be/0XDhMW0ErG0
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FBN 3/24/20
youtu.be/Yqbd1RKaZ5g
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on TODAY 3/24/20
youtu.be/8MQFLeYeVcA
>SG Adams on HughHewittShow 3/24/20
youtu.be/wqO7KcDWHgc
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FBN 3/24/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144368190001/
>CDCVideo: Who's most at risk for Corona-chan? (PSA) 3/24/20
youtu.be/vjg3FW7YVFI
>ArmyVideo: ArmySec McCarthy visits AFC&AAL in Austin TX 3/24/20
dvidshub.net/video/717470/
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/SfhI1aHwOJQ

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MAGA

SCHOLAR EXPOSES THE TRUTH ABOUT COVID-19: IT CAN'T KILL YOU!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WERE NEVER EXAMINED!
NOT A SINGLE DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>SCHOLAR EXPOSES THE TRUTH ABOUT COVID-19: IT CAN'T KILL YOU!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WERE NEVER EXAMINED!
>NOT A SINGLE DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

SCHOLAR EXPOSES THE TRUTH ABOUT COVID-19: IT CAN'T KILL YOU!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WERE NEVER EXAMINED!
NOT A SINGLE DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>SCHOLAR EXPOSES THE TRUTH ABOUT COVID-19: IT CAN'T KILL YOU!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WERE NEVER EXAMINED!
>NOT A SINGLE DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

SCHOLAR EXPOSES THE TRUTH ABOUT COVID-19: IT CAN'T KILL YOU!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WERE NEVER EXAMINED!
NOT A SINGLE DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>SCHOLAR EXPOSES THE TRUTH ABOUT COVID-19: IT CAN'T KILL YOU!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WERE NEVER EXAMINED!
>NOT A SINGLE DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

SCHOLAR EXPOSES THE TRUTH ABOUT COVID-19: IT CAN'T KILL YOU!
AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WERE NEVER EXAMINED!
NOT A SINGLE DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED!

youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

>SCHOLAR EXPOSES THE TRUTH ABOUT COVID-19: IT CAN'T KILL YOU!
>AUTOPSIES WEREN'T PERFORMED AND THE ORGANS OF THE DEAD WERE NEVER EXAMINED!
>NOT A SINGLE DEATH BY CORONAVIRUS CONFIRMED!
>
>youtube.com/watch?v=s7s9rM5swGg

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UPDATE: Members of the Coronavirus Task Force hold a press briefing at 5:30PM.
UPDATE: Members of the Coronavirus Task Force hold a press briefing at 5:30PM.
UPDATE: Members of the Coronavirus Task Force hold a press briefing at 5:30PM.

MAGA
hello newfags and newfrens alike.
look for signs of this image wherever you turn to online.

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Every single American should be utterly disgusted with Congress right now. Regardless of where/what they are on the political spectrum.

Both Republicans and Democrats are both putting and have been trying repeatedly to put unnecessary shit into the bill. This bill could have already been out if both sides actually stopped attaching/adding shit that doesn't help the public handle with the day to day disruption that Corona has caused them. To put it simply, Congress needs to cut the crap and cut the bullshit. The bill needs to be high speed and low drag.

In a time where Congress is absolutely needed to help the American public(who put every single congressman/congresswoman into power), Congress is falling flat on it's face. It raises a question of why even bother having a Congress if they can't get anything done during a major crisis and why bother electing Congress when they never actually do anything to help the public that elects them in the first place.

Can somebody explain, how the fuck do you write an 1100 page bill in two days?

Pelosi is apparently cracking. Any indication if we will get it passed today? She’s trying to pivot.

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Boy I sure love my MAGAapp, /ptg/, on the Yas Forums cloud

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This is huge. When are they gonna start autopsying the bodies instead of just quickly and systematically cremating them so we can't verify their claims that the coronavirus killed them?

Smog gas BTFO

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I'm shocked that the meme disease isn't life threatening! (I'm not)

A story in 3 parts

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L-strain or
S-strain?

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That's extremely easy, they thousands of people and lawyers working around the clock on it and enormous portions of it are copy and paste templates.

2/3

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Drumpf is denying us life saving money!!!

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Pelosi is a disgusting American killing traitor who uses national crises to enrich herself

>Coof coof

>twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1242533762375827456

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Back when NYT used to publish news.
3/3

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shills were god awful this morning did it get any better?
reminder to shills and nigger tier IQ retards like george conway's fat ass:
>hydroxychlorquine sulfate vs chlorquine phosphate you god damn retard gorilla nigger
that's like saying H20 (dihydrogen monoxide aka water) and H202 (hydrogen peroxide) are the same thing

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>L-strain
it's called Lain

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wow she's so full of shit

Fuck old faget finally crawling out of his cave

>day 1: I'm a bitch
>day 2 & 3: I'm still a bitch
powerful

His basement

>Basement Biden

why are you being such a disease user

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double spacing with half-page margins; it’s not nearly as long as it sounds, really.

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>NOOOO DRUMPF MY MCGUFFIN VENTILATORS!

REMINDER

THESE PEOPLE WANT YOU POOR

THESE PEOPLE WANT YOU TO STARVE

THESE PEOPLE WANT YOU DEAD

ALL SO THEY CAN PWN DRUMPF

AND THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY

NEVER FORGET

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TRUMP BACK ON FOX

GET IN HERE

video.foxnews.com/v/5614615980001?%23sp=watch-live#sp=watch-live

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I don't know when it fell out of common understanding that one acting in certain ways was to ridicule those who act in that way but lots of people do seem to think like that desu

>500$ per child
>still need extra money for meals
wat

the title is referring the laywer recovering you dumbass

It's his true nature.

GUYS

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Drumpf is stopping us from cheating!!!

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>Killing his boomer voting base for GDP
based

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Media really is fucked trying to put a pink bow on a pile of shit.

MAGA & fwiw Jenn is a cornucopia of CCP insight and she posts CCP News with subtitles
twitter.com/jenniferatntd

youtu.be/SIvv9hthk4M

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NIGGA

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500 per kid you god damn retard big tiddy gramma why don't you get another fucking liver you teetotalling cock sucker
they can use that for fucking food god damn i hope she dies soon we can all fly out to dab on her grave

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People will move

multiple people writing chunks and putting them together

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why would you publicly declare yourself an ultimate bitch

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GREAT! TRUMP ADMIN FLOODING THE ZONE while nancy chuck and joe fumble and bumble.

so is this shit signed and if not when are they calling the vote??

there's literally no such thing as sarcasm or satire, based commierade

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>Trump leaving most decisions to the states as opposed to going full autoritarian and unconstitutional like 99% of the world's countries with the coronashit
>omg drumpf is a threat to democracy
how fucking idiotic can these (((people))) get?

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Soros bux

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I truly apologize if this comes across as concern trolling, but what do you all think of Trump trying to "reopen the US" right now?

As someone who can work from home, to be honest I'd probably just ignore it and keep working from home until things actually seem like they're getting better, but I understand the fears of causing a depression.

I'm just not sure what to think because I honestly think it's premature, but it's something that doesn't affect me either way and I don't know how it feels for others who are actually hurt by not being able to work right now.

That long faced news lady looks like a star wars robot.

Whole lotta chinks skulking around in this thread. How does one race led by Xi (known homosexual and Winnie the Pooh lookalike) fuck up everything they do?

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the face of claptrap as it dawns on him he's gonna have to support that sorry thing throughout the rest of 2020 because it's the best thing the DNC could come up with vs Trump

him and his son need the gas quick

>35$ for Kennedy Center

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maybe she grew a conscience. maybe she finally realized she was a useful idiot.
who knows. either way i’m not complaining if she’s waking up.

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Imagine how many testing kits that could have bought!

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am i reading that right? DOW up 1800 dang what happened

there's nothing wrong with being gay

>Federal reserve to loan $1 trillion a day to banks
I believe they meant "print"

Whoa!

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My Corona
My Corona
Ooh, my little pretty flu, pretty flu
When you gonna give me coofs (oof, Corona?)
Ooh, you make my nosey run, my nosey run
Lungie coming off of the (tissue, Corona)
Never gonna stop, give it up, just two more weeks
Always panicking like a girl, hiding under sheets
My, my, my, ay, ay, woah!
M-m-m-my Corona

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1+1=1,100

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Deal being made in Congress (Pelosi caving) and Trump presser.

Anyone have a list of the bullshit pelosi wanted to pack into her stimulus bill?

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OABAMA'S ECONOMY IS BACK, BABY

>I'm just not sure what to think because I honestly think

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>I don't know when it fell out of common understanding that one acting in certain ways was to ridicule those who act in that way but lots of people do seem to think like that desu
It was probably some time ago, back before grammar developed. No one living on Earth now can parse this raw, pure idea of yours

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Being gay: not okay!
Having men chained up in your basement to have gay stuff with: EXTREMELY not okay!

LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN!

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AWOO

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cool great news the dems must have gotten slammed for their top-shelf virtue signaling i mean that was one of the worst bills ever drafted in the halls of congress, no hyperbole
I KNEW IT

you misunderstood, I was endorsing. she's highly valuable.

DJT and JW have had retweets of each other before. As nasty as people claim Trump to be on twatter, James has no problems dick punching people for laughs. I like to see it when Trump retweets James. You get a feel for how Trump thinks but knows he could never say. So glad JW is back.

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TRUMP: "Easter is a very special day to me."

"I would love to open our country on that day and fill up the churches"

video.foxnews.com/v/5614615980001?%23sp=watch-live#sp=watch-live

Except the oart where you can't meld your DNA with your partner to create anew organism that's half yours and half hers. Which is the entire point of existing. So there's actually quite a lot wrong with being gay

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>be elon
>its a nothing burger crowd
>talks to medtronic about manufacturing ventilators
>buys 1255 used ventilators for his LA friends from china
really makes you think

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LMAO

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There is literally, naturally, objectively EVERYTHING wrong with being gay
Being a faggot is 100% against the ONLY confirmed purpose of life, which is to reproduce

There is literally nothing MORE WRONG on a natural level in existance than being a fucking faggot

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Their new line is that we need to go on lockdown until at least November 4, 2020, or else Trump is a murderer

>two more weeks
kek'd

surrogate

>go to meme folders
>try to locate perfect maymay
>can't remember all the pics or some of the text
>try to hover over
>nothing pops up

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No so Nancy says i want X wifi gibs and Y intern/congress person writes Z chapter
Do you think Congress ppl actually write their own bill?
lol

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good guy elon. guild alchemist ftw.

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Screwing everything up and being Chinese goes hand in hand. After they got raped and conquered by every nomadic horseman, his horse, and his grandmother.

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Vote for Elon when?

Looks like we are starting to accumulate equipment and meds. Good job Elon. Mylan is pumping out pills 24/7. They believe they will have 50M pills within 3 weeks.

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adobe xd


great awoo bro

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when ever Trump tries to offer any kind of hope...democrats and media jump all over him and proclaim more doom and gloom
The WHO and CFR is saying USA has to shut down.
I think Trump is right and lets get back to work

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i'm not surprised by anything anymore

Nice.

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Awoo?

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if the only point was to reproduce we'd willingly give up our lives once we got too old. there is no confirmed purpose of life.

>using apple

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I was thinking the same thing. Eventually Cali and NY fags will get tired of being on house arrest just to pwn Drumpf. Believe it or not, most people couldn't give two rat's asses about politics

Will these faggots actually come to a compromise?

I'm down to my last 7 limes, fellow based pedes. Afraid to go to the store. What do?

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I miss SleepyBenposting

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Nope, that's only half. Two queers cannot have a kid together, it's impossible. It would only be one of yours with the surrogate, who is the mother of the gay man's child. Biology, bitch. A secular reason why faggots are wrong

just breath in and all will be well

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bro, my point flew right over your head. i implied (margins+double spacing) + (multiple authors + copypasta) = 1,100. I was agreeing with you, basically.

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Trump is an idiot. He wouldnt stop travel from china until it was to late and he sucks airline dick.all we had to do was shut down the airline industry and we would be literally fine. Its nog hard to shutdown travel from infected countries. Boomers are such trash.

My name is James W. I feel pretty cool!

>retweet
Based and true.

Ok schizophrenic

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What enforcement mechanism is there for those that don’t care about reproducing? Appeals to Nature are shit

Put on your hazmat suit and beat a spic with a pipe until he surrenders his limes

pic related?

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How's your state doing? Did you finally get around to using the feral dogs like I said?

AWOO!

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oh ok my bad im playing apex while typing sorry

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NOT SO FAST

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we singing?
Everybody was kung flu fighting
from bats cooked fast as lightning
it is merely a little bit frightning
thank trump for expert timing

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that's $10 max

all good fren

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