HAPPENING: MASSIVE gains

It looks like things are going to be ok, boys. The stock market is soaring, the numbers of infected are rapidly decreasing, and the 15 days is over on Monday. We have successfully flattened the curve and now our country can start getting back to normal next week and people can go back to work.

Trump just sealed his reelection.

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No real person is relating this to trump, good or bad.

Based. KAG!

Darnit! This was a great time to teach the young and feeble about what its going to be like living under Socialism.

>No real person is relating this to trump, good or bad.
HIGHEST APPROVAL OF HIS PRESIDENCY

I hope so.

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Based Trump based economy based based

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It's all fake, jewish tricks

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(((((((((stock market)))))))))

>Print $1.5tn every day
>Throw it into the economy
>"Look! It's fixed!"

>The stock market is soaring
user...it's a bubble that is massively overvalued.

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THIS. Trump has successfully flattened the curve in our country. Everything should be getting back to normal by the weekend.

Trump 2020!

>massive gains

It gained back 15% of what it lost. Its still down almost 10,000 points

BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP

I wonder if this retard be be baited into signing two dead cat bounces in a month

It's over. The banksters got what they wanted, for the (((FEDE))) to assume their bad loans, along with the delinquent auto loans, and cc card debt.

While us peons get 1K of which we'll pay back almost $300 in taxes next year.

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is this a shill thread or are americans actually delusional? jesus fuck

Retards don't understand long term effects and (((economists))) don't give a fucking about anything but short term gains.

*don't give a fuck.
Jesus fuck I'm tired. Been a long day, I'm turning into fucking Toki Wartooth here.

USA USA USA USA USA
Boom~!!
Eff yeah
1776 omg
We #1
USA USA USA

Oh fuck off. Unlike your shitty country we have actually flattened the curve in the U.S. People will be going back to work on Monday and by this time next week this whole quarantine will be a distant memory. Meanwhile, you will still be hiding in your mom's basement from some virus that has been massively overblown.

up 22k

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thousand point swings are the new normal.

That’s what you said last fed pump prepare for another dump retard.

LMAO at all these idiots who are salty because they didn't buy during the dip. I'm laughing all the way to the bank right now.

Sweet!

saved

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This. I’m still down 80k

Yep, dead on accurate about that. Go with what you can see and can confirm, and I can confirm, the virus is a hoax so far. The hospitals here are dead, no one in the emergency rooms, and I know because I have been checking for confirmation. I can also confirm, that Trump is giving the treasury away again, just like in 2008 to these hucksters. You can read the bills, its a HUGE slush fund with goodies for everyone, and the tax payers get to keep on filling up those tanks on those free private jets for these bastards. Derpa Derp!!

The NPCs only relate bad things to Trump, never anything good.

Coronavirus? Trump's fault. Stubbed toe? You guessed it, orange man.

Economy recovering? Hail Xi!

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its always like that:

-crash
-countermeasures
-recovery
-goes down again

>tfw bought in at the bottom
see ya later faggots

INFINITE QE!

Good chart. If you remember the memory of history in the USA, wow the 50-60's were great. Economic boom. Great Union auto workers jobs, and then we see on the graph 70-80's, crime, drugs, inner city violence and such, and then the boom again, 90-2000's. So is this going to be the next 70-80's?

>they used Coronavirus to make the market dump so they could buy the dip and them pump it again
world's most complicated pnd scam

what are you talking about? no other country in the world has more new cases than usa.
you guys will be #1 in total cases in about a week.

>we have actually flattened the curve in the U.S.
you are retarded. stop listening to trump propaganda, it damages your brain.

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way to go trump.

Thanks for saving us.

we are done, but i guess you guys will do better. also russia and china, but EU is finished

What trading platform do you all use?


plus500?
with MT5?

50k by the 4th of July
gonna be a wild rild

It's over, the only question is how long will the virgin countries hold out before they follow Chad USA.

MIGA!

You haven't seen the worst of mutt retardation yet, friend. Not even close.

It's not propaganda. Looks like you are suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Stop buying into the lies from the destroy-Trump media and start listening to the truth.

The curve in the U.S. has flattened and in less than a week we will all return to work. Cope harder.

Told all you pussies it was absolutely nothing. Nobody died today, we can keep the nation locked down until Monday to be sure we are safe. Then we get to go back to making MONEY.

TRUMP 2020

>The curve in the U.S. has flattened
that's where you're wrong, faggot.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HOW WILL I BECOME RICH BY BUYING THE DIP NOW?

Once this thing begins to overwhelm the system all those "gains" are going away and the fallout will be much worse than it would have been and people will realize that they chose to sacrifice family for the fucking stock markets.

Proof? You don't have any. We wouldn't be going back to work next week if the curve hadn't flattened.

The FACT is that we've had less new cases today than we have had in previous days. To the point that a lot of places don't even have to test anymore.

Are you stupid? This country can't fail, it never learned how.

BUY THE TIP
BUY THE TIP
BUY THE TIP

lol this meme

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This must be an ironic shill thread.

No way people would believe this.

UNLIMITED QE!

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>not think this is just them pumping in again


Get ready for another massive drop tomorrow fellas

pog

I was told ther would be neet bux

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Bernie lost. Get over it.

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Yas Forums BROS GET IN HERE, BUY HIGH SELL LOW

See what happens on Thursday.

DOMP IT

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haha!

Could I please use your post as a source so I can tell all my freinds everything you just wrote on this anonymous imagine board world renown for its infamous lying?

It is called volatility. Going to be a wild ride until this shit is over.

trump shills, unironically

Well we WOULD tell you the truth, but YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

>until this shit is over.
it is over nigger. have you been under a rock for the past 2 weeks? still think the market is going to swing +-6% daily? dumbass

What do you think?

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