/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2492 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Is Algerie up?

>Remaining to surpass swine flu: -103 confirmed deaths
Remaining to surpass swine flu: -103 confirmed deaths
>Remaining to surpass swine flu: -103 confirmed deaths
Remaining to surpass swine flu: -103 confirmed deaths
>Remaining to surpass swine flu: -103 confirmed deaths

What happened to trumpbux?

Is it happening or have the kikes stuck their beak in?

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>I never saw a cadaver.

get fucked

>Sends Normies in quarantine for 1 year

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source?

youtu.be/OMm1RLF32ig
I believe everything the media says.
I believe everything the media says.
I believe everything the media says.

OK guys, I've been in these threads since the beginning, but Bill is honestly looking pretty prescient right now. The disease isn't growing exponentially, and it's nowhere near as dangerous as we thought. Can we just admit the whole thing was a nothingburger all along?

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"they are already in a state of death anyway"
-Corona

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGWZonPNjI

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Asking again. Since Trump is adamant that the country gets back to work, what are the odds of a second quarentine in a few weeks?

Why is Japan doing so well without adequate testing?

why do the jannies work for free?

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Is that Artist Joe from thecreatures?

Democrats blocked it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(if you're not a leaf, they take EI out of your paycheck, and then you collect about 50% of your salary while out of a job)

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make your bets boys, how long until we hit 1 M

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 51,678 (667) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 32,781 (156) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 22,304 (1,100) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,137 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,779 (12) Canada 2,583 (25) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 1,980 (34) Israel 1,656 (3) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,394 (2) Japan 1,193 (43) Ireland 1,125 (6) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 884 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 392 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +7,944 (+114) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +3,725 (+33) Iran +1,762 (+122) France +2,448 (+240) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +663 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +154 (+2) Canada +492 (+1) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+2) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +135 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +15 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+2) Algeria +34 (+2) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +28 (+1) Cyprus +8 (+2) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>7th inning
BUAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA
HAAAHHAA

OH NO NO NO

Garbage already.

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ONE - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I've been training for this my whole life

Dems want to change the US and are using the panic to do so.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Why require Trumpbux if all goys are going back to work at or before Easter :-DDD

My head hurts guys I'm not gonna make it

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>growth seems to have flattened out
What graph is he looking at?

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>Asterix creator Albert Uderzo dies at 92

>The French comic book artist, who created the beloved Asterix comics in 1959 with the writer René Goscinny, died on Tuesday. He “died in his sleep at his home in Neuilly from a heart attack unrelated to the coronavirus. He had been very tired for several weeks,” his son-in-law Bernard de Choisy told AFP.

Source: theguardian.com/books/2020/mar/24/asterix-creator-albert-uderzo-dies-at-92

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Holy shit Olavo...

Does Bill think this is a good thing?

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242486030273359872

>Spain's mortality rate is 7%

>one would have to examine every organ of the deceased
dumb old boomer doesn't know shit, what a shocker

Diversity is not a strength.

>700 a day dying worldwide the other day
>over 2k now
Bruh

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3 CASES ON THE USS ROOSEVELT
3 CASES ON THE USS ROOSEVELT
3 CASES ON THE USS ROOSEVELT

>7th inning
Holy fucking shit this delusion

>7th inning
If anything, we just finished the bottom of the 3rd, and that's being generous.
You don't want to look at the score if you're rooting for humanity.

Post yfw you're not a wagiemutt

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this guy seems funny I wanna be his fren

100%.
And another 100% to Trump waiting as long as possible with it to try and save his pride.

WHERE ARE MY TRUMPBUX GODDAMMIT

I HATE DEMOCRATS SO MUCH I CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS

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Is it socially acceptable to wear tyvek coveralls at the grocery store yet?

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BIDEN JUST COOF'D ON CNN!

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Damn, I guess it really is true...

1000%

We absolutely cannot leave quarantine now. If they tell you go back to work, do not fucking listen.

Remember Nancy. Seems to be memoryholed already.

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FUCKING PAYWALLS

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I'd say for about a week. It started over night and in the past 2-3 days I've seen good improvement of my condition.

Will post here after a total of 14 days when I'm (hopefully) done with it. Gonna have tests done as soon as feel completely normal (need two negative tests here so they'll lift the quarantine on me).

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

No

feels good that I know I'm not going to fucking die in a wagie cagie

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lolis

TWO.
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

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Because they are worthless and so is their work

>OH NO YOU ONLY HAVE 93% CHANCE OF SURVIVING THIS VIRUS
>IT'S JUST LIKE THE BLACK DEATH

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no. you are just retarded.

Four timezones. Plus supplies was sent out to most states both today and yesterday. Expect it to pick up throughout the week.

How are you going wipe out something that don’t exist. It only exists in the vaccination if you get it. It’s just something for government to push new world order.

What really disturbs me is how those brainwashed people who are being paid to enforce this insanity can look around at what they have done to the livelihood of their family, friends, and neighbors and feel good about their actions. What they don’t realize is that once they have effectively destroyed the lives of so many to further the agenda of a few, the table will turn and they will be next on the chopping block, they will then be just as unimportant as the rest of us.

I am making an effort to use this therapy on a regular basis biomat.com/faq/the-basics/

praise the saint

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Keep in mind this is with a pseudolockdown worldwide

Imagine if it didn't gain traction after sports leagues started shutting down

If march madness would have happened and sports leagues would have kept traveling internationally we could have been in fullblown end of the world mode by now.

ATTENTION JOURNALISTS

Do you want to be WORLD FAMOUS?
SAVE LIVES?

Ask ANY of these questions at ANY official press conference: ASK THEM EXACTLY AS WRITTEN: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1. Does the virus cause a permanent infection?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

2. Does the virus infect white blood cells?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

3.Does the virus infect the nervous system?
>If you don't know, when will you know?

4. Can a sick patient recover and reinfect himself and infect others?

>If you don't know, when will you know?

JOURNALISTS: PLEASE DO YOUR JOBS!

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He already has an explanation for it

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Mid April. It will be fun Easter

>You don't want to look at the score if you're rooting for humanity.
I am rooting for the winning side. Go Corona-chan

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the shills are beginning to lose it

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How the hell does Italy have double the deaths than China?

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>Missouri governor addressing the state in about 30 minutes
Guess we're finally heading towards lockdown, boys. Good luck to my fellow MO bros

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Chile just reported +176 new cases.

That's just whiteoid spreading manipulated data to cope.
>the truth is we pajeet have better immunity than white

THREE.
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!!!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

Who the hell is this chick and why do people care

the american association of inaccurate studies

>Took leave in the states
>came back to base
>14 day quarantine
I also heard the Korean workers on base might be getting kicked off base if they aren't essential.

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Enjoying my comfy neet time

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>The disease isn't growing exponentially

only because people (NPCs) are aware of it now.
i china at the beginning it was R0 of 4 and higher.

the virus still has huge potential and the large restrictions and quarantine ist the only way to counter it

>pandemic
>several countries on lock down

nothingburger

you high?

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>exponential growth seems to have flattened out
This man is actually delusional.

Bill is right.

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Fellow bongs, did you get your first brexitbux payment through the mail this morning?

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>Democrats forcing people back to work
Wew

>EASIER FOR IMMUNE SYSTEM TO DEFEAT
I don't think there's a virus on Earth that can compete with the shit (lol) Indians put up with daily. Poor Corona is out of her league here.

It’ll take you and your loved ones soon user..

Any idea why Döbling is getting rekt, fren?
info.gesundheitsministerium.at/

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If trump and pence were face to face with others who tested positive why didn’t they both get the virus? And no can’t stump the trump meme answers.

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april 5th

>infects hundreds of millions of people
>7% of that isnt significant

Why are democrats so anti normal people... when they're suppose to be voice of the people?

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We're going to surpass Italy in a week.

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RO=195

Why is this boomer still breathing fucking Corona chan can't even take out maga boomers

21 million Chinese cell phones disappear in 3 months.

breitbart.com/national-security/2020/03/24/21-million-chinese-cellphone-users-disappear-in-three-months-of-pandemic/

people forgot about it because it is obviously some fake boomer rumor

Boomer, please...

Scientists in early /cvg/ unanimously came to this conclusion

Hope so. I could use a vacation.

take your meds, schizo

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in hindsight, I think this was not a LARP

YEAH IT'S WEIRD HUH

>without noticing it

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242478367531655169

Malbrán digits.

>I’m telling ya that fuckin’ virus was engineered by those chinks to kill Italians, it’s worse than 9/11

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>Olavo de Carvalho es un Intelectual, ensayista, periodista, conferencista, crítico literario, activista anti-vacunas escritor, filósofo autodidacta y periodista brasileño
KEK anti vaccine boomer gtfo

Based. It's good to be on the winning side

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>Döbling
not sure but from my talks to frens in vienna it seems like LITERALLY NOONE wants to drive Döbling

Hows everybody liking their socialized healthcare now?

> kek
> political system has an effect on COVID mortality
> state of boomers

they really think they are immortal, don't they?

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is orangenigger serious right now. open things back up by april 12th? lmao this party isnt even close to getting started

So here should be the focus. We should not only collapse non-essential businesses, but we need to restructure the entire economy around only maintaining critical supply lines. Our focus should be food, water, utilities, medical supplies, and that's it. We need to ramp up our food production to trade with China for medical supplies and medicine. We should greatly incentivize people to change their entire lives around to support only these critical supply lines necessary for human life to continue. These supply lines will literally support everyone and allow us to stay in quarantine for a prolonged period of time. If we begin to run out of food, and other requirements to live, we are going to see massive civil unrest. At that point the Fed, State, hospitals, and all completely overwhelmed. At that point establishing these critical supply lines will become impossible, and the spread of the virus will not be in anyway contained.

Currently though, our "leaders" are in denial. The social human animals we all are.

Hey, but what do I know I'm just some autistic schizo on Yas Forums

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ill just leave this here

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Based Trumperino
1 Israeli life>>>>shit>>>>>a million mutterinos.

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i mean coronachan is döbling fast in germany

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it was less than 1 % a while ago...

this guy is a joke

They have deployed DRACO for the elite and important figureheads.
None for you goyim you need to die

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>Reminder that this was London Underground this morning

This information comes as London is trending many more infected and dead than italy was at the same point.

Source: bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52013888/page/4

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baste

Will we someday know about what actually happened in Wuhan?

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You think this is bad?
Wait until everyone understand Quarantine isn't going away.

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you're still at the bargaining stage I see.

The info is true, but this is the LARPiest LARP ive ever seen

Even in sickness, she is still an egotistical cunt.

>mfw normalfag niggers crying about being inside for a few days
>now they have to go back to work in the middle of a pandemic

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When it gets so bad to the point they can't contain it. Only way

welcome to the real world
nobody cares about the people because that's not profitable

they only care about the people when it's time to vote

Repeat R0=195
Malbrán fucking digits

democrats are the voice of the poor, so its in their best interests to keep people poor

HAPPENINGFAGS AND DEEP STATE SHILLS BTFO

THE BULL MARKET IS BACK BABY AND AMERICANS ARE GOING BACK TO WORK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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only if we survived user.

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Nothingburger that only kills frail old boomers who are already sick.

I eagerly look forward to seeing this guy coof to death in agony

99% of its population died. It's all ogre nao

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good, fuck southerners

lets make it april 13 so its in my birthday. hell, i might get infected as a gift

CURE FOUND

GO BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY FUCKS

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Thank you

What happened to swine flu/N1H1 anyway? I'm too young to remember this very vividly. Did the world shut down in a similar way?

Dead cat bounce

>yfw london becomes yharnam

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Anons, why are my friends such god damn retards? Like look man, I understand that you're a pilot and shit, but fucking around in ITALY of all places instead of staying inside is fucking god damn stupid. You wanna die so you can take your hambeast girlfriend to death-capital of the world?
I thought all flights in/out of America stopped weeks ago???

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man, idris is gonna give it to all those people

this lady better have some good security. she's talking mad shit about china.

>few outliers compared to +400k cases
Dude, stop

Everyone that knew already got ""quarantined"" by the CCP

Can they bury asterix with him please? The last albums were a pain to read, didnt even bother with the last two (i know they were not his, but still)

This. People are "oh it's fine we just stay home for a bit haha" but when it's months and months onwards people are gonna start chimping out.

>I'VE NEVER BEEN BEEN THIS ENTERTAINED IN MY SHITTY SAD LIFE!
Yes, and?

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>about 50%
>$2k per month
it was 25% and not enough for rent in toronto

F for the West

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The only reason the stocks are up today is because yesterday Trump said he wants everyone back to work. This isn't stable.

>ran out of DUDE WEED and have to now risk my life

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Only 1:30 pm in Colorado. Just had lunch :^)

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She won't make it anons and won't reach the state of cute teenage sexy Greta how does that make you feel?

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>artificial minor spike from gubment injecting a trillion dollars that will disappear just as quickly

Netherlands and UK into daily triple digit deaths soon

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Huh, I hadn't thought of that.
Now when Britain's economy tanks, they'll be able to blame the Coronavirus instead of blaming Brexit.
Damn that's lucky

Yes. By all means, keep believing in the ""media"" about this ""virus""
Fucking sheep.
Open your eyes and realize we are in the midst of a hostile NWO takeover!!

>from a heart attack unrelated to the coronavirus

Yeah, sure. And I am not a monkey.

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it's legal now. you can get it through the mail.