/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2491 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

So what does Trump do when lockdown ends, everyone goes back to work, and after a few days of things going green it all goes to shit again?

Baguette numbers when?

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usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-03-20/madagascar-confirms-first-cases-of-coronavirus-president

She's done it! She reached Madagascar before the ports were closed! It's over for humanity!

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usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

Argie bro goes BRRRRRRRRRR!
(THANKS for all the BREADS)

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>GAMES WORKSHOP CLOSES ALL STORES, ALL FACTORIES, ONLINE STORE AND EVENTS

>tfw Nurgle won over the company that created him

What the fuck am I supposed to do now during quarantine

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why is everyone so worried about this corolla virus?

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Who here Alaskabux?

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1100 dead in France as of 5 mins ago
RIP

HOW REALISTIC IS 2ND WAVE IN CHINA?
WHEN 2ND WAVE?

>took a nap
>we went up 1k deaths

Looks like 20k by end of the day

does anyone have all of the algeria draw fag corona chans?

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gake and fay

+ 240 deaths in France
1100 death in total

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HOLY SHIT FRANCE NUMBERS ARE BIG

240 deaths this day only

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Rate my PrEP boyyssss

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why aren't mods making a sticky containment... oh.

>Total lockdowns aggregate: 3.52 billion people

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Finish your unpainted models

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RIPERONI

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Reminder not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you will be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

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Feeling pretty sad for Burgerbros.

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

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how come nips get to fuck around outside while im in lockdown????

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Listen Chang, learn to write the fucking language before you come shill on here for Xinnie the Pooh. Even the kikes give us that courtesy you faggot

Did you guys know about this is it good?

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i don't want to be at home any longer. i just want to go fishing.

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Pasta numbers when?

Old news user

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>wasting space and money on cola
NGMI

First day with more than 2.000 deaths

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and another...

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>christian lawyers association helps spanish people to sue the Spanish goverment

holy based
>abogadoscristianos es/ayuda-legal-covid-19/

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Greece reporting in
743 total infected
48 new infections
20 dead

FUCK YOU COMMIE POX. GREECE STRONK!

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You're implying the first wave ended.

Get ready

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How does China have the audacity to be this smug even as this virus grows? And why do normalfags believe the numbers they’re giving? Is it ignorance? Is it fear? Is it both? And the most frustrating thing is China will not be punished for this.

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NEW:- RESEARCH PAPER SHOWS THAT THE INDIAN MUTATION OF SARS-COV-2 VIRUS IS LESS LETHAL THAN FOREIGN STRAINS AND EASIER FOR IMMUNE SYSTEM TO DEFEAT

REASEARCH FAGS, READ THE PAPER

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.21.001586v1

>240 new deaths
Going to interesting when they report most of them are nignogs, as they are the majority in France.

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More than a week ago I posted here about my corona diagnosis. Maybe some of you remember.

I had fever, coughing, pressure, tightness and pain in my chest. Also a slightly burning sensation in my mouth, a feeling like my mouth was dry even when it was not. And some diarrhea.

Now 10 days later I'm starting to feel a lot better already. My chest feels much better, fever is almost gone, much less coughing. My mouth feels normal again (no loss of taste thankfully). I think in a few days I should be mostly back to normal.

Either way don't get too scared with all the shit you read on the internet and see on the news if you get the coffing. But if you're young, healthy and not a smoker you'll make it.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 50,982 (655) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 32,781 (156) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,877 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,137 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,779 (12) Canada 2,583 (25) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 1,980 (34) Israel 1,656 (3) Malaysia 1,624 (16) Denmark 1,591 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,394 (2) Japan 1,193 (43) Ireland 1,125 (6) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 884 (10) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (7) Egypt 402 (20) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +7,248 (+102) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +3,725 (+33) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +1,082 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +663 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +154 (+2) Canada +492 (+1) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+2) Malaysia +106 (+2) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +135 (+2) Thailand +106 (+3) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Egypt +36 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+2) Algeria +34 (+2) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +28 (+1) Cyprus +8 (+2) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I guess everyone who knew English died and the MSS has to use google translate from now on.

Anyone have the research where the flu vaccine makes coronavirus even worse?

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>mods here deleting coronachans

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Dude we're on the path to be worse than italy/france.

Feel sad for us, retards are still outside socialising. We're so fucking fucked.

No.

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>that garlic
I laughed

Bad day for coronachan yesterday,
but happening is back on the menu lads

>why do normalfags believe the numbers they’re giving? Is it ignorance?
100% ignorance and braindeadedness

just how quickly do trumpbots change their opinion top kek
one day
>haha based chinese virus
the other
>haha yes yes protect the economy i dont care if people die
i refuse to belive this are real people you are either shills or NPCs

>And the most frustrating thing is China will not be punished for this.
how should they be punished and by whom?

Corona-chan broke 2000 deaths in a day!

Otsukaresama Corona-chan!

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What were Italy's numbers?

This is the grave we dug for ourselves.

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They are faggots after all, so they can't stand looking at a girl

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That's when phase 2 kicks in. Check in in 4 days if you're around.

Man I'm enjoying this ride smoking weed and chillin all day

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WE'RE ALL DEAD. FUCK YOU.

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>India is so poo-filled it actually de-evolves a virus
I’m impressed. Based pajeets

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So Trump repeated "the flu numbers are much worse" 4 times in less than 40 minutes during the Fox segment.

youtube.com/watch?v=S7fxGYHuV7Q&t=1m45s
>flu numbers are much worse and we don't shut down the country over that
>car accidents are even worse and we're not asking factories to stop making cars

youtube.com/watch?v=S7fxGYHuV7Q&t=7m33s
>we've had 1293012380123 flu victims per year and didn't shut down
>muh economy
>muh gdp
>we've had flus before
>we've had viruses before
>just socially distance and work harder lmao
>just clean your hands five times more than you're used to bro
>"a recession will have more suicide-related deaths than an unleashed pandemic"

youtube.com/watch?v=S7fxGYHuV7Q&t=11m
>WE'VE HAD HORRIBLE FLUS
>THIRTY SIX THOUSAND PEOPLE DEATH DEATH
>never closed country

youtube.com/watch?v=S7fxGYHuV7Q&t=18m20s
>country opened up by Easter

youtube.com/watch?v=S7fxGYHuV7Q&t=33m20s
>we've never closed the country before and we've had some pretty bad flus and viruses

The absolute state of America

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Spanish desinfection cannon truck
Say something nice to it

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Why wouldn't they just sue god? He is responsible for everything.

By me, I'll force feed them burgers until they all evolve into americans

REEEEEE MY CITY IS NOW UNDER QUARANTINE THANKS TO YOU FEAR MONGERING HAPPENING FAGS.

THIS VIRUS ONLY KILLS BOOMERS REEEEEEEEE

REEE WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY HOME FOR 30 DAYS IF NOT LONGER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

now I'm worried about finishing my greentext

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I urge you to reconsider

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we're fucked

Should I take advantage of the situation and use tinder to score pussy? I'm a 8/10 but severely shy so I got to lose my virginity

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31607599

Clownpilled

I’m sick of talking all day I just want my fucking mandatory two week vacation. Why does a fucking radio station have to be ‘essential’

5249 new cases, 743 new deaths

2nd wave when everyone tries to resume normal life.

tldr on coronavirus? only just heard about it today

We just passed 2000+ deaths a day, and the day isn't even over yet.

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Good advice. I have a backlog of projects needing completion. I'm bad for that shit.

awe, I miss the early days of CVG, arguing with CCP shills was half the fun of coming here, now I just get to see the clips that will end up on fox news in a couple days, a couple days early.
im trying not to get blackpilled frens

I'm the same, but about 5 days in. No fever just coughing and chest tightness. I'm still reporting in to this thread daily.

Because they're smart and prepared and can follow simple directions

Not enough flashing lights

It's going to fuck up your lungs in the long-run, but good luck, user.
You don't want to end up like this guy here:
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584986686484.webm

We had worse days. When chinks stoped reporting and Europe hasn't started yet it was tough times. Many og abandoned us

link to that page?

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Yeah its what I've been doing, but go over to their place just in case they want to steal from you.

>REEEE HOW DARE THESE FILTHY CHINKS TO DIE FROM AMERICAN BIOWEAPON! WE SHALL PUNISH THEM FOR THIS!
This is essentially american logic, can't argue with that.

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youtube.com/watch?v=8ZQkolWVJZY
Whoa guys! Crisis averted! This hippie Youtuber just found a surefire way to kill the virus! We're saved. Yay!

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how else are boomers going to listen to kike propaganda on the AM bands? Ham Radio? No, they didn't prep hard enough to get into that.

>This year, they run from March 25 to April 2, and this time, pilgrims plan to celebrate the start of construction of a new Ram temple in Ayodhya.
Do you thinks hundreds of thousands of religious Indians will obey the quarantine?

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>go to the store for my grandmother so she don't have to leave the house
>zoomers inside for a bottle of coke and candy
Should be shot tbqh

Cheer up, user! We might get to share a freedom-pit together!

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It's literally in the OP

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me in the back

Tranny Jannies deleted my coronavirus second wave thread because it didnt mention BBC enough for them

Red truck

America has an actual retard in the white house who only cares about stocks going up. They're fucked

>still those china numbers
they're doing it just to fuck with us, right?

>CLAP TIME
>includding reggeaton music

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>shilling your youtube channel
fuck off

one of the hotter ones

That is a kike shill you retard.

All the boomers that voted for him are going to die from this virus

anything new out of iran?

They don’t test over the weekends, so Mondays numbers will be pretty low.

Chang stop, you are of worry family remember? You no want me takey bat soup away right?

My, what a big sprayer you have.

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The Chinky race is known for having no dignity, empathy and respect. They only care about saving face and making moolah by any and all means. They'll weasel out of anything man, anyway who would even punish them

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I literally just queue up 80s-90s rock and ramble between commercial breaks, we’re really not that important.

Oh no...
Hopefuly janitors will be busy eating hot pockets or crying themselvs to sleep.

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Anyone have the updated deadliest diseases by daily deaths graph?

/ptg/ will still defend him to the death literally cannot accept trump might be wrong on something
he literally sold the people for a few shekels how do you defend this?

>Questioning_poultry.png

EXPONENTIAL
GROWTH

Why is it a fucking nothing burger in Germany?

You just can't do that, he has better lawyers

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at least he's not scaring the fish

>2000 new cases in Germany
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I hate clap fags so much. Don't they realize they're infecting their neighbors?

So a kike chink, a kink?

yo, Wasillian here.

>infection rate keeps going down

sorry happening bros but looks like this really was overblown

i audibly kekd
saved

She's gonna hit top 5 deaths per day today and surpass H1N1

>American bio weapon
Nice try Vladimir but your influence in American hysteria is over. China is America’s worse enemy right now.

Dont forget they tried to dupe us with the help of WHO.

It's one of those cases were misery loves company. Imagine if they published their real numbers. Everyone would have shutdown their travel with China immediately and they would have been the only country truly fucked. Instead a lot of countries suffered just as much as them so they gives them better footing in the post coronavirus world.

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>Why wouldn't they just sue god? He is responsible for everything.
Incorrect, actually.

3500 in one day

Could be true, could not be. We'll have to wait and see.

fewer newinfections tho, it's probably peaking or about to peak, you can call me wrong if it doesn't cap out before 1 mil

>it's a fucking youtube video

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>Lawyers
>Heaven
What?

Where is my Corona girlfriend you guys promised me?

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so why is Trump going to open the country in 3 weeks? Isnt that going to cause mass death and destruction?

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Because the ones that do have the same attitude as Western college students. In other words, a "It can't happen to me " attitude

I'd rather get the holocough than listen to one more second of reaggeaton.

czech'd. I guess I'll come back later tonight since I have the most interaction then and they have to take their naps

The second wave of the Spanish flu was not a natural event, it happened because the soldiers carried a new deadly mutation back to their homes all over the world.

The deadly mutation would be self-contained without this mistake.

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also

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Thanks Chris

Democrats and Independents will vote for him now according to based Bill

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But it's actually an evolution, killing people is an ineffective strategy

I got Soul Wars box for christmas and haven't touhed the Stromcast part for 3 months. Now I have no excuses

>JEROME JEROME I NEED TO SEND EVERYONE BACK TO WORK SO STOCKS GO UP AND CNN WILL BULLY ME NOOOOOOO
>PRINT INFINITE MONEY NOW JEROME I NEED LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

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His kike overlords are telling him to

Wtf. Why I haven't seen this before

bnnbloomberg.ca/jobless-claims-soar-to-nearly-1m-in-canada-1.1411669

so america will be 10 million unemployed when the numbers are out on thursday?

ah-bloo-bloo

Not all countries have reported, also the day isn't done.

>World running out of test kits
>Lower new infected numbers

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even worse is he wants to do it right before a major travel holiday. If we did get it under control in 3 weeks it's going to massively spike again a month after that.

TRUMP SAID IT WAS JUST THE FLU

STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT THIS AND GET BACK TO WORK

YOU ARE ALL CHINESE SHILLS JUST TRYING TO CRASH OUR MARKETS

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Hes trying to get things good for him in November, has no faith in Congress doing anything but autistic screeching, and has convinced himself everything will be fine.

so merkel can stay in power and old voters keep voting CDU because "they got us safely through the crisis"

comfy corona kino is back on the menu boys! one of the best reality shows ever, both seasons are top tier

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>desinfection cannon
W-what?

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Where is the Canada is collapsing user?
Did he get corona?

And that's with a global economy-wrecking quarantine. We can only imagine what will unfold once the people actually come out.

china numbers are obviously fake, but how big are they

Yes, but we know the US has never won a war so they decided to surrender one week in.

240 NEW DEATHS IN FRANCE
>240 NEW DEATHS IN FRANCE
240 NEW DEATHS IN FRANCE
>240 NEW DEATHS IN FRANCE
240 NEW DEATHS IN FRANCE
>240 NEW DEATHS IN FRANCE
240 NEW DEATHS IN FRANCE

STOCKS NEED TO GO UP OR ISRAEL WILL BULLY HIM

Because his funds are crashing as the stock market crashes.

Digits say how the deadly mutation spreads this time around
My guess is from loosening restrictions in 2 months when it's starting to trend down

You aren't devoted enough

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confirmed case increase rate has stopped going up in my state for 3 straight days even though we're testing a fuckload of people

we should just nuke NYC and the west coast and return to life as normal

Fucking hell suddenly we're approaching 415k already, that didn't take long

God I hope so

GET BACK TO WORK GOYIM

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Those are some whitewashed numbers. There are 10 million unemployed in just California.

ppppst.... no it won't

we need our economy back online

there may be a few deaths, but that's not that bad as long as we can stop printing money

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HOLY SHIT A MUTATED BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

You don't do very well with sarcasm do you?
or reading filenames for that matter.

How do these shitters have masks but I cant buy any here in the USA

Put the happening in the bag!

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It’s possible he’ll flip and was just trying to push the bill through.

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Trump knows what he's doing you idiots. The problem is that the thing he's doing is offering up a chunk of Americans as a blood sacrifice to get Wall Street started again.

>Oura ring can detect coronavirus symptoms according to San Francisco Chronicle
huh? sounds gay

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I spoke too soon

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>india lockdown to keep people safe
>everyone must stay inside their homes
>india's reaction pictured

you think I'm memeing? bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52013888

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Thanks, user!

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This is where we were at 12 hours ago

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5 to 15 Million

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They're just entering the phase of announcing new infections and blaming it on foreigners bringing it to China. Expect a sudden explosion and angry Xi Jinping telling the Chinese that the French did it or something.

At that point I'd support the drop of a few diplomatic warning onto their commercial centers.

歪みねぇな

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Eat it!

I mean if you put it on your dick it could probably read your oxygen level real well

When White House press conference?

The world should punish them by taking all the outsourced manufacturing jobs out. Doesn’t matter if it’s a capitalist country; absolutely no deals with China ever. End globalization. I just want China sanctioned even because they will continue to do stupid shit like eat bats or steal virus samples from foreign countries. It’s like the kids nowadays who know they can get away with anything if they’re useless parents do the whole imma count from 4... 1... 2 and nothing happens after. This is China; the kid that does stupid shit and gets away with it.

Because nobody thought trading masks would be profitable and had a large enough stock.

So how long should he shut the country down? 6 months? 1 year? Give a number.

oh shit i remember that

>muh Poland in lockdown
That's bullshit, they just put more restrictions because they want to have elections.
No lockdown officially, still have to go to work.

lmao wagies can't spend a day not slaving ahahhahahah
it's like they want it AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Stonk market

According to you happening faggots I'm also infertile now, my lungs are mostly liquified, it nests in my neurons forever and I should take aquarium cleaner to stop it.
You'll be a lot better in a few days, I made huge improvements over the past 2 days.
Damn, seems he got it much worse. But then again he's twice as old as me. Corona probably isn't healthy for your lungs, but unless you get bad pneumonia I don't think it'll fuck them up too much in the long term.

>cleaned somewhat
>even less space now
nie masz jakiej[spoiler]szafy[/spoiler]?

All yank boomers care about is muh economy. Coronachan will show them no mercy.

>saving black people inside your post-apocalyptic community
but why

fuck yes apocalypse now!

BECAUSE IT WILL SHUT DOWN COMPACT CAR MANUFACTURING!!!
AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAA!!

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saved, thanks for the insight. i believe its at least a few millions

spread it by selling it at local sea food market lol

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>it's still mostly old people
At this rate I will myself grow old before the world falls apart.

Fuck, wake me up when this is over.

Yes, it shoots desinfectant by spraying it

PRINT FASTER JEROME INFINITE MONEY ISN'T WORKING, PRINT QUANTUM MONEY

>666
DEMON DIGITS THIS VIRUS IS THE END!!!

>end of globalization

That's the dream user, good work.

Cotton will be an excellent trade good in a post-apoc society.

>let everyone return to work in the middle of a pandemic

This is the kind of shit i expect in dumb disaster movies

Good old times

What would compel a person to clean up a board on Yas Forums for free?

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