PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE SUPERPOWER DECREES EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/SfhI1aHwOJQ
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/23/20
youtu.be/pBKkcjUW4hI
>VP Pence comments to staff&reporters @FEMA HQ 3/23/20
youtu.be/GmNGlwAxRDI?t=4500
youtu.be/Cj7gvgHT7f8
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470600-1/
>SoS Pompeo visits Kabul Afghanistan 3/23/20
youtu.be/odAoVH3-Rgc
youtu.be/A0cxKh1YdXs
youtu.be/PyfYwAxmgO4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
youtu.be/GXmAKY7Yq_U
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
youtu.be/_F4ocuLz_8M
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144077434001/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/pkyRGF9qAgU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/SorzMBbKEUM
>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144026684001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
youtu.be/VK416Yg6axo
>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
youtu.be/F_JfmcHIziA
>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743980/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743969/
>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
youtu.be/uaBES9QeBBk

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MAGA

GOD EMPEROR

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MAGA

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP

> HAHAHAHAHAHA
Never gonna make out of poverty user

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MAGA also look below

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>thinking I didn't buy RDS.A @ $26
come at me ,bro

I have now seen this image enough today to figure out what went wrong. Her head and face fail to do justice to the outstanding body artwork.

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>this fucking tranny on Fox News
Kek

so is there still a press conference tonight

there's nothing wrong with being gay

Imagine claiming to be a MAGA right wing white user but then you can't do anything worth a damn, have nothing, and don't work

Sad, gay, and pathetic

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tod den watermelon

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DESIGNATED
SHITTING
CORRIDORS

Contraception is treason, and people who use it are disgusting.

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>drumpfffffff

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>training or experience
I'm not gretaqueer, don't talk to me like I'm shitting on you using the most cringe inducing sentences possible.
Look you goofy faggot, the thing you're using see this webpage is an app. Other apps do things other than showing Yas Forums pages. If you get familiar with an app that does something people want to pay money for, you could decide to get really familiar with that app and exchange your knowledge for money.

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OH NO NO NO

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bros what if America is actually healthier than countries like Italy, Spain, and China, and has a better healthcare system?

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Yes there is
Men are just as mean as women and even bigger whores

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>When you’re leaving in the morning,
>And your wife gives you a warning,
>She might have found out that you had an affair,
>Later on you’re at your desk,
>And your intern is undressed,
>Your secretary lets you know that your wife is there!

It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the bust!

>She’s still naked on the floor,
>Your wife is at the door,
>Now you’ll take the first solution you see,
>Looking over the room,
>You feel impending doom,
>Then on your desk you see the face of honest A-B-E!

It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the bust!

It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the —
It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the —

It's alright 'cuz you’re saved by the bust!

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Get in the fucking gas chamber, brown homofag

Neat lel

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Probably after closing, or the vote on the Senate Bill

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Senate speaking for a while now
youtu.be/R_Tq6t3VMV4

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>"app"
Phone posters raus.

MAGA

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>implying she isn't missing a hat

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I just woke up and want to play vidya can you pleas greentext me where the Trumpbux NEETbux situation is at now?

Shutdown of what, exactly? The designated shitting streets?

He has pretty ramen noodle hair. Like Debby Wasserman-Shulz or however you spell her name.

>the thing you're using see this webpage is an app.
Into the fucking fire with applefags, it's a fukin program

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>keyboardist for Slon John Bovi

kek

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this

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>Nigga I'm not waiting till 2021 to play it.
I will wait more than that until they pirate it, I paid for FF XIV for a while, I ain't giving that company any more money.

/turtlegang/

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There is no bill and Trump will not give neets anything. Working people will receive high-interest loans from jew-owned banks and be forced to sell their homes to make the payments.

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So much anti-white hatred.

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these screenshots are like spying on a psych ward.

silly low-level pleb, it's a service and a process

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I'm not on a phone, I'm never on a phone, saying 'program' is stupid.

I hate this meme.
But.
>shot

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>red up arrows
Holy shit, how could these retards fuck this up so badly? I’m guessing they’re just assuming the boomers won’t notice?

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>chaser

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Italy +743 deaths today

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>Men are just as mean as women and even bigger whores
Literally not true.

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>I'm not on a phone
Yeah you are, memeflaggot. We can tell from your gay iToddler filenames.

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has marvel made any kind of response yet

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IT'S MY LIFE

bee nice to us fellow iChads

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That's for deaths, not stonks. The up arrows were green for the Dow tracker.

Californianons: Did Jewsom still confirm a date for when his lockdowns would end? I thought it was April 19th but now I’m not so sure.

These Twitter (((intellects))) fucking amaze me. They have dying for the Dow, etc trending. Do these faggots really not realize that eventually the American people need to go back to work to be able to afford to survive and to have the economy be sustained again? I get they don’t work, but still.

this little faggot is implying that trump wants people with the virus to go back to work. lmfao there's no shame with these people

bug chasers are changing the world, one perception at a time

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lol he's just describing the flu, he sounds like a faggot
VINDICATION!

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That's a direct threat and I know niggers don't understand but it's illegal.
Another lawsuit incoming

>can’t tell the difference between macOS, iOS, and iPadOS
never gonna make it

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IT NOW OR NEVER
I'M NOT GONNA LIVE FOREVER

what stage of Trump Derangement Virus is this?

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checked

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What kind of last name is “Kibblesmith”?

italy overstates their deaths

Which parts need to go back to work, nigger? Which parts never stopped working?

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> OH NONONONONONO
Two things
1) Kenya becoming "The Italy of Africa"? JEJ, that gotta sting
2) Coronachan landing hard in Africa. PRESS E TO GIVE CORONACHAN YOUR ENERGY
3) Imagine a headline like that in the US
> Avoid Chinese at all costs

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>are almost all people on twitter massively retarded faggots?
Yes.

I updated my OS and it changes the names automatically. Caused me a lot of grief, and apparently there's no way around it.

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MAGA
CHINESE VIRUS

Map the genome spread - neat chart based on below twat thread
nextstrain.org/ncov
archive.is/4g6dp
>Thanks to sequencing by @UWVirology, @CDCgov and @seattleflustudy we have genomes for 39 viruses sampled from WA. Importantly 35 of these 39 viruses (90%) fall into a single genetic cluster indicating a single ~Jan introduction from China and subsequent local spread. 3/8

He missed the memo, Democrats aren't even trying to argue anymore that the beer virus is a risk to young people.
Politicians are going to be scrambling to explain why they screwed over their entire workforce just because some boomers got scared.

NO NO NO NOT MY BOVINE JONI

I JUST WANNA LIVE THE VIRUS LIIIIFFE.....

i bet these stories about people dying from trying chloroquine are bullshit, just like the articles about how masks "won't protect you"

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You've never tried to date guys then
Men are massive whores
The second a guy can have sex, he will

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It's fairly good -- as Steve Mnuchin wanted, it looks like there is no income requirement to get the full amount.

The president told him to drink fish tank cleaner? I missed that part.

> bee nice to us fellow iChads
THIS!

> They are so poor they need to use a device whose OS is partially made by volunteers
Please user, keep the "social distancing" at all times to avoid infecting me with your poverty

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>new york has over half the cases in the country
lel the upstaters are probably mostly fine but that city is a fucking plaguezone

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What site is it from?

President Bolsonaro signed/said he wanted to sign some bullshit paid leave of 4 months and a bunch of bots trended "Bolsonaro Genocide" or some shit like that, twatter isn't reality, it's just a spam competition like goybook

That is a clear baseline problem we can fix. But it isn't the same thing.

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he has not indicated how long. i would guess a matter of weeks.

he's gonna be in a fucked up situation when trump starts lifting orders and he's still locking people down in CA.

Love you but NEVER

A program can be hosted online these days commonly but wouldn't be referred to as such re: the host machine desu, program nested in the thing

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>every call centre in India shutdown
Non-outsourcers rise up

>pre-recorded
boooo
video.foxnews.com/v/5614615980001?%23sp=watch-live#sp=watch-live

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NO NO NO NOT MY HARVARDINO

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Checked

Based Trump getting rid of McCain voters.

Daily reminder that Trump is a russian asset, a treasonous failure of a human being.

Daily reminder that Russia is a backwards shithole that has to use espionage to stay relevant in the modern era.

Russia has no aircraft carriers, a shrinking population, an economy smaller than Italy, fewer doctors and college educated graduates every year, legalized wifebeating, the world's highest fetal alcohol birth rate, and a literal dictatorship as their form of government.

Russia can't compete militarily, economically, culturally, or scientifically with the west and uses spies to attack democracies to even the playing field.

Racist, ignorant, scared republicans are their puppets.

Can you take pity on a retard and explain how I would’ve gone about doing that for next time?

I also drank it and it worked

He’s worse than Moonbeam at this rate.

>paying for your shitty OS
top lel i just fixed my issues and i'm gonna mock all the inferior systems that my several year system can outperform

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the pepe? no idea
caps are from plebbit politics subreddit

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Is he living on a prayer?

/ptg/ knew this deal was done last night.

Note how the file name has changed.

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The folks who tried aquarium cleaner?
That wasn't medicine.

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crazy to say, but it's true.

>muh russia
lel

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The flu is more severe than usual this year. The flu this year is more severe than the coronavirus. This is not a lie.

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pasta? for lunch?

Oh no, a wealthy Boomer got the sniffles

SHUT IT DOWN!!!

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keep sucking that Putin dick, degenerate muscovite

>*Wit

>people are upset about this because they would also be dumb enough to drink aquarium cleaner
Sadly plausible.

True. That's a sweet Frolaytia btw.

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Not pasta, just reality. Only idiots would support Trump

You buy as soon as the dip starts to bounce.

> he pays for his OS
user, plz. Apple hardware is all included, the best all american sofware and hardware your money can buy
> Imagine using a software made through donations of time and effort
If that's what poverty feels like include me out of this one

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As I said long ago, New York has more cases and more than three times as many fatalities as the entire nation of Japan which has 4 times the amount of Chinese tourists that America does.

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just keep your guy chained in the basement

If everyone that ever went or got a degree in Harvard died today, society would benefit.

Here is the only thing you need to understand
> whenever you see common people discussing he ups and downs of the market STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM IT
That's pretty much it.

>being this easily triggered
lel stop being so fragile

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Linux is nazi, this is known. The amount of contributors who are German is almost disconcerting.

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WHOOOOOOOAAH
WE'RE HALF WAY THERE
OOOOOOH OOOOOOH
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

She murdered her husband and blamed the president lol.

Anyone got the MAGA hat sheet template? Want to make some picture edits.

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>listen to my anecdotal evidence
Nope

What's it like being a traitor or a degenerate russian? I want to experience your inadequacy

Too many libs, ugh

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Better make that all ivy league schools.

> chained in the basement
you can take the mexican out of the cartel, but you can't take the cartel out of the mexican...

new york, washington and california will be the death of us all just like italy will be the death of europe
>american software
>good
kouhai, i...

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Reminder that every classical church was built by white mans donated time and effort, like linux

How's that putin ballsack taste>?

NO REFUNDS

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stimulus vote likely this afternoon. nancy legosi has caved in.

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So this guy pretty much is confirmed to have AIDS and will die from "coronavirus."

>The second a guy can have sex, he will
Yes, but men have to actually work to get sex from a woman. Most single women just flit from guy to guy, because they can. Women are the bigger whores. And also the root of all evil.

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What's it like living in a shithole worthless country like Russia?

do you think about male genitals a lot?

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I mean, he likes it, so who cares

Do you enjoy gargling them, russiabot?

>Shitaly
Don't care.

Kennedy R (LA)
"Schumer and Pelosi should hide their heads in a bag"

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(((Deaths)))

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You are forgetting jews. Not even kidding, didn't the NY outbreak started in the Jewish community, that, for the same reason Italians and spaniards, are much more likely to spread it due to lots of social contact and big family meals

ALSO
> INDIA SELF IMMOLATING
Imagine the smell in the lockdown

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As cool as this looks, I never want it to be a reality.

Is Japan officially more white than America, since it beat corona easily and is way back to work? Go back to 12 hours or so ago on this stream
youtu.be/0vishEDtgdw
Tokyo's back baby

If it kills all the browns, fats, and oldniggers then cool

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this guy is based AF. he never has a fuck to give.

Kennedy is still mad about that non pass interference call.

Gays have terrible immue systems from aids and butt sex and they all smoke.

yes, i'm sure after threatening his familia with torture he's willing to comply with any demand

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you know putin helped bernie too right.
yet, he still couldn't beat the dementia patient.
is that why you're so mad?

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Yeah, I got it. You know what I did? Took a couple days off work, pounded some OJ and chicken soup and sucked some cough drops. What I didn't do is suggest that we as a country shut down because some people are going to get sick and die. Faggots, faggots everywhere.

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May as well just breed a girl at that point and have kids
And that's why gay men out whore women! The gatekeeper is gone

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They're particularly globetrotting and in bed with the asians in NY literally, yes. That's not surprising that they are heavy hit but it came from the chinese going to and fro from interior china.

nah, I just grab him by the neck and he does anything I want

I'm definitely not a Bernie voter, I'm a loyal American who is anti-corruption, and the only candidate more corrupt than Bernie is Trump, and possibly Tulsi.

What's it like sucking Putin's dick and being either a russiabot or a traitor to America?

> every classical church was built by white mans donated time and effort
JEJ, not in Portugal, it was built on the backs of hard labor of prisoners with wealth stole from the colonies

so you do think about them, why the fascination, are you harboring hidden desires user?

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>muh russia
>again
is it, really, so hard to believe that majority of americans now support trump...especially after his handling of this crisis?

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>Apple hardware
>best all American software
>and hardware
Portubro, Microsoft exists.

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>She murdered her husband and blamed the president lol.
only a chink would think this would work

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>leftist calls others degenerate
toppest kek

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Semetic cousins oneupping eachother for stupidity and shit hygiene while the cosmopolitans fuck and suck eachothers gay assholes

>25% of all deaths in UK are Muslim elders as Muslims are not stopping from Mixing with their elderly and each other.
>That’s 4.5 % of the population having almost 25% of deaths
twitter.com/HarasRafiq/status/1240749413745778693

the only income I've had was when I did jury duty 2-3 years ago. will I get some money?

>from aids
it would be from the hiv and medication, not aids
>butt sex
irrelevant
>they all smoke
probably true

They think the government can just give out UBI until next summer or something.

My Senators continue to exceed expectations.

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Do you care more about dicks than freedom? Does it make you feel good to bait people when Russia is attacking democracy across the world? Are you a dickless muscovite or a dickless incel Yas Forums basement dweller conservative?