PANDEMIC OVER IN TWO WEEKS! GET FUCKED HAPPENING FAGS! THIS MEME VIRUS IS DONE!

covid19 just started faggot

38 deaths in the U.S., huh? You’re going to need to constantly update your infographic.

Thank God. The media has too much power in the US

Amazon needs you...

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He's done in November, he fucked up big time dealing with the pandemic.

You're already in the top 3, also fuck CNN.

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Even Trump is valuable as a person in an analytical position. When he says it'll be over in two weeks, you can conclude this virus will plague us for years to come.

usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.

Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

He is like the TITANIC Captain talking to the Passengers after hitting the Iceberg,

take ur meds

Fucking this. He is having one or two radically different opinions every single day.

Amazon has been sending my packages just fine during quarantine, I don't think they took time off.

BACK TO WORK WAGIES

ECONOMY ISNT GOING TO GROW ITSELF

CHOP CHOP

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I didn't think it was possible for him to lose the coming election but he is seriously dropping the ball right now. People are going to die due to his recklessness and it will be leveraged against him to no end.

This but unironically.

WTF I love Coronavirus now

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WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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Kill your actual self chang.

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NOOO I finally have justification for my neet lifestyle!

Cases down today in Spain, Germany and USA

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The government is panicking and will make this worse by trying to force the economy to get rolling again when the virus isn't done doing its thing.

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Lmao, that is absolutely impossible. He can tell people to go out and buy shit during easter all he wants, nobody is going. Fucking boomer.
The earliest I've ever seem any expert foresee the end of this pandemic is by the end of june, anything short of this is boomer mass sacrifice.

GET BACK IN THE POX PEN FAGGOTS!
RETURN TO THE PHAGE CAGE!

Daily reminder "opened up" still means that no country will let US citizens on their soil because of the infection risk they pose.

They and it won’t lol

The titanic was destroyed by jews. The captain did nothing wrong. How was he supposed to know that jews would sink his ship and blame it on an iceberg?

This retard would rather promote a pandemic than just follow what doctors are telling him

7 days from now, people will be screaming to end this lockdown
NY will still be fucked, but fuck them, they can lockdown forever, we can nuke them if they want

>I'm the bag.
Hi the bag i'm dad.

Trump has been wrong about it pretty much every time. He tried to dismiss it completely for months before it became too big to ignore.

There will be a special new flying virus.

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Yas Forums
>fukin jooz
also Yas Forums
>wut abot the shekels

Think again faggot

>H1N1
>60.8 gorillion cases

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Who is it killing? Where are all these people at?

just think how many sick as fuck libturds are in labs all over the world trying like hell now to come up with an untraceable "accidental release" plan to "save the earth from humanity"

Daily reminder that the rest of you subhumans are dying from this virus in stupendous numbers, and why would we want to go there?

>Ming LARPs along with Yas Forums
Covid-19 is bringing us together in ways we have never dared to dream.

That'll be another statement to add to the list.

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He’s an idiot.

This guy is a fool, this shit doesn't just disappear after two weeks, shit lasted for months over in china, a place which notoriously lies about everything. We're supposed to believe that a pandemic is safe after 15 days?

There is no pandemic. WHO is taking bribes BUT NOBODY WATCHED THAT FUCKING STREAM YESTERDAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE WAS GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME.
God damn it, you glowie fucks. Don't trust any of this garbage. Trump IS fake news.

>March 24 (and every other day of your life): user is a faggot

At least he isn't dumb enough to contract the virus. You should follow your leader and poz up that neg hole.

Ironically we are the Übermenschen and the rest of you here are the subhumans. And stay out pls.

Delivery service wagecucks still have to work kek

Baghdad?

Ironically unironic that you're a roach, Mehmet. Nobody wants to visit your infestation.

What the FUCK has happened to Yas Forums this month? There were always shill threads but they were like 1 or 2 in 10. Now EVERY FUCKING SECOND THREAD is Chang telling us we're all going to die, or a bunch of "anarcho-socialist" Berniebros in pathetically transparent disguise as Alt Right Jew-namers trying to persuade us that not wanting to crash the entire economy of the Western world so a bunch of 92-year-olds can live to see 93 is "being a good goy and letting the Jew turn us back into wagecucks".

Fuck, this hoax has really put us on the ropes, guise. We can't even hold onto our own board.

retard

Based
Two weeks to GTFO!! Fuck China / fuck Chinese puppets (Dems), fuck media , and fuck corona

FUCK THAT I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK

>any day now
>tick tock
>trust the exponential growth plan
Take your malaria meds schizo

>n-no, please don't make fun of daddy trump

>call him by an arabic name, that'll tell him
I know it's just cope and seethe in the face of the ongoing collapse but this is a truly sad display.

>kills your mother to get back at liberals
FUCKING BASED, can't wait to vote again in November.

make sure you keep a 6' spacing when you shit in the street, rajneesh

>daddy
Comes off kinda gay dude

Ching chong bing bing
Stop pee peeing in our cokes slant eyed bat eating chink

That's right, goyim, kill grandma and grandpop and all of the elderly so we can earn a few more shekels
*rubs hands*

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>collapse
only if we let you subhumans in, roach

lol

I don't blame Trump for doing this. Those of us that rely on our investments whether it be 401k, Roth IRA etc etc NEED the lower class peasants to continue working to stimulate the economy. If the slave class doesn't work then this whole system doesn't WORK. Trump understands that and thank fuck he's putting the brakes on this quarantine bullshit. We've been quarantined for how long? I still see folks out on the streets mingling with each other and living their lives. I guess this virus is just one big demonrat facade manufactured by the globohomo shills that are trying to derail the Trump presidency.