>were dead already and it's not that bad
gov.uk
Brit/pol/ - seeethemong btfo edition
Jonathan Brown
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Carson Sullivan
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Mason Bell
I have to say I've adapted very well to this work from home programme. Pic related, just cracked open a bottle of red whilst on a conference call.
Cheers!
Jason Gray
First for are Mozza
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Josiah Campbell
reminder to ignore the cvg nonce
Lucas Brooks
why is eddie pretending to have cancer now?
Jackson Torres
>the janitor
Joshua Cox
went to the offie and m80 asked me to wait outside while be brought me my tinnies
top lad
felt like a special customer desu
Henry Martinez
when is the government going to address the fact that only 24% of cases have resulted in "recovery" so far? our strain is twice as deadly as MERS.
Angel Wilson
jannies seething
Blake Gomez
Well, at least when we can finally go back to our normal lifes, it will be the middle of the Spring, with trees and flowers in full bloom.
I miss the scent of Linden trees lads
Leo Sanders
Samuel Ward
My mum just told me greggs had closed cause of the virus
Logan Myers
Reminder that this virus is just the flu bro, blown all out of proportion by a media / government / expert complex that desperately wants the feeling of credibility back after getting rekt since 2016.
Parliaments' new emergency powers to demand a loisence for going on a walk are going to expire in 6 months? Pull the other one m8, they'll extend it indefinitely for some trumped up reason; "virus might not have all gone away yet!"
Leo Perry
"chinese virus" does reek of desperate american deflection desu
Logan Thompson
Cameron Johnson
that was days ago you spastic
you should spend less time hanging from your mother's teats
Chase Evans
what are you gay?
Wyatt Rogers
>Number of critically-ill coronavirus patients in England could outstrip the number of ICU beds 'within two weeks'
dailymail.co.uk
Jackson Peterson
go back to your fucking wet farm bugman
Josiah Wilson
Prediction
>In 3 weeks time roughly 1000 dead
>But worst has passed
>Slow return to the new normal
>We 'beat' coldrona 19 and all we needed to do was remove all your liberties, oh and we'll hang on to them for the time being, just in case it comes back, lmao
Britain is over
Bentley Nguyen
OXFORD UNIVERSITY PROVE IT IS A NOTHINGBURGER
Jayden Myers
"no"
Lincoln Howard
faggot OP
Dominic Phillips
post your ''It's over''
Jeremiah Gray
Luke Price
Jordan Rivera
Yeah but Sayers is still open, Greggs BTFO
Gabriel James
Luis Campbell
Matthew Diaz
>7500 cases in "mild" condition
>20 serious/critical cases
>76% CFR
something isn't adding up here.
Oliver Davis
we are in the other thread btw
Jason Rivera
Elijah Anderson
>Desperate wife begs people to stop going out during coronavirus crisis as her normally 'fit and healthy' husband, 38, lies seriously ill in intensive care
dailymail.co.uk
Elijah Scott
That's why I have two macbooks
Ryder Turner
i think you'll find i'm in both
Landon Hernandez
Joseph Miller
He's a big guy.
Jaxon Lee
>have you heard about the high elves
James Richardson
Do you take 2 bottles into the shower?
Jonathan Peterson
Not that nigger kid again.
Jaxson Collins
You look like you should be wearing a bath towel and dancing to Goodbye Horses.
Jacob Flores
Maybe he could kill himself?
Hudson Roberts
Henry Thomas
That hair is not his, it’s the same victim the glass of girl blood came from
Charles Roberts
He should break in and get it, he'd be just like Arnie breaking into his gym when it was shut so he could work out.
Nathaniel Gray
I CAN HEAR MY NEIGHBOR COOFING NEAR CONTINUOUSLY NEXT DOOR
Luis Hill
They have, kind of, a cow in one of the #10 press briefings reacted to me revealing the difference between real maths (that I demonstrated) and their maths by telling the brown tongues that despite the blatantly obvious ‘not actually real factor’ involved nevertheless the figures they were publicising were what ‘she expected to see’. So that’s all hunky dory then.
Austin Cox
Stay in the house goy! You dont want a fine do you?
Hunter Rogers
It's literally just a cold
Brandon Mitchell
Yeah this quarantine isn't going to work, normalfags barely give a shit.
William Perry
You could check inside your bum to see if any repair shops have opened up there Owen you repulsive sexcase.
Aiden Evans
Exactly, 3 more weeks and they'll have torn each other apart.
Cooper Robinson
>bojo was the one to turn us into a facist state
Based.
Joseph Rogers
>24% of cases have resulted in "recovery" so far?
True coofers can't get through on 111 because the TP hoarders with runny noses are clogging up the lines.
Henry Nelson
Its too late
Jayden Edwards
Isaiah King
>mfw I'm a 'critical' worker
I work in IT desktop support, I'm not fuckin critical ffs. I just want some comfy time
Charles Walker
>something isn't adding up here.
Posthumous testing. They're certainly not testing the coofers.
Leo Rodriguez
Can't wait till he gets thrown off a rooftop
Ayden Jenkins
UMMMMM, GUYS?!
Jason Hernandez
Alright lads so how long do you reckon this lock-down will be for?
For me it's more like two months than two weeks.
Owen Gray
they found you, and will put you in a interment camp, so you get better and think the "right way"
Ayden Brown
Can't be too long because the murders will soon outnumber coofing deaths
Jose Kelly
until there's a vaccine (impossible) or a viable, cheap treatment (also impossible)
Noah Young
3 weeks, then a slow process of starting up buisness slowly
Cameron Nguyen
BAMP
Logan Thompson
might have an early night, nowt to do
Isaiah Perez
got a bag of frozen meatballs so i'm gonna stew em with gravy and onions, should be tasty af with some buttery mash