/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2490 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

How many new deaths today?

At this point, its best to just update after every 200k cases. It's increasing real fast

>mfw scared for my boomer parents, anons

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Reminder not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you will be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

I wonder what it will look like next week

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You mean one and a half day

Someone got some Corona for me?

have a feeling most countries have hit their peak
by late April most stuff will be open again, life won't go back to normal until mid june though

I CARVE BIGGER HIPS
WIDE ENOUGH TO BEAR A CHILD

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hope i'm not too late to congratulate you on 400k

>40,000 yesterday
>80,000 tomorrow
>160,000 three days from now
>ICU's will be full
>320,000 five days from now
>complete healthcare collapse
>that will only be when 0.1% of the population has been infected

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lolis

The only way for her to be more based is to kill 6mln people in Israel

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Lockdowns will last minimum until June realistically, right?

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Saya-chan > Hotaru "the whore"

Anybody have the link to the study/source where people who took the flu vaccine or more susceptible to Corona?

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what's your alternative suggestion nigger?

>corona-chan growing
>pornhub premium free till april
>world is ending

hell yea, its all coming together

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Italy has already plateau'd, schizos
Other countries will soon follow.
No country will be hit harder than Italy. It's over.
'Happening' never even happened.
You lost. Take your loss like men. Stop these threads.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 50,029 (636) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 32,781 (156) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,010 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,779 (12) Canada 2,583 (25) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 1,980 (34) Israel 1,656 (3) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,591 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,394 (2) Japan 1,193 (43) Ireland 1,125 (6) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 972 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 844 (9) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 536 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (7) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +6,295 (+83) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +3,725 (+33) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +536 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +154 (+2) Canada +492 (+1) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+2) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+1) Japan +65 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +97 (+1) Poland +95 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Peru +21 (+2) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+2) Algeria +34 (+2) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +28 (+1) Cyprus +8 (+2) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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>no mention of their raped 401k

UK fags how long do we reckon the lockdown is gonna last realistically?

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government will have incited riots long before then

Hurry up and someone upload the entire Fox News segment to archive.org

i live in a nice phoenix suburb and i have never seen so many people out walking around, hiking, bike riding, or walking their dogs. Even for Spring there are tons of people just wandering around aimlessly.

Slower.

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At this rate she'll be ridiculously thick at 1M.

I just wake up and found out that India is in lockdown wtf

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yeah, back to work 2,5% is nothing for the country
this 2,5% people are just burden

My Shift LT made me come home early. I have a 102F Fever. No clue what to do the rest of the day.

Good, thank god almost no one in the united states has preexisting conditions.

what happened?

Smoother.

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Reminder that the hospitalization rate is still extremely high for a virus and that most people who only suffer from pneumonia-like symptoms this time around will probably die off once this virus mutates and hits again next winter.

The worst is over, the number of new cases is dropping already here in Italy.
It takes about 3 weeks of total lockdown to control the infection.
Buy stocks now!

who here /fa/?
inb4
>eyes
>hair
>ears

Was wearing earphones and will invest in goggles tomorrw probably.

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Does anyone have screenshots of the beginning / very early stage of corona-chan? Like 100 cases, 13 deaths etc.? Post 'em.

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I thought I was training my whole life for quarantine but for some reason I feel really lonely, wat do frens?

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At a million she needs a cock and at two million she needs two cocks.

Who cares about who cooked up this shit? Chinks spilled it and then tried to cover up and downplay its significance in order to save face.
China lied people died.

NEW:- RESEARCH PAPER SHOWS THAT THE INDIAN MUTATION OF SARS-COV-2 VIRUS IS LESS LETHAL THAN FOREIGN STRAINS AND EASIER FOR IMMUNE SYSTEM TO DEFEAT

REASEARCH FAGS, READ THE PAPER

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.21.001586v1

Best case scenario: June-August corona is relatively dormant. If it gets cool early its Lockdown 2.0: Electric Boogaloo in the last quarter of the year until next June.

Repeat for a couple of years until herd immunity.

>30K
Holy based. Thanks drawfriend.

stop eating bat soup, try some genesis porridge instead

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It doesn't double every day jackass

BELGIUM DESTROYED 6 FUCKING MILLION FFP2 WITHOUT REBUYING

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Fucking clown world I swear

>I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.
Well they better hurry up then

Wish someone would address this post.

wank and try to set a personal record for # orgasms in a day

FACT: More people die from fat bitches jumping on them than from the Coronavirus.

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>The worst is over, the number of new cases is dropping already here in Italy.
Funny how that happens when you drop the number of tests you're doing every day.

Once we get her thicc enough we can just start scaleing it up

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The Corona meme is ending. Rip to the 18,000 dead (average age over 80 and already sick before they got Corona)

743 deaths today...

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617 cases proven in my city
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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>— Total lockdowns aggregate: 3.52 billion people
How do you feel living the biggest happening of your life time?

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do we have any plans to prevent a second wave? even if you basically get rid of it in italy, if you go back to work and open airports, it will just get reimported again and spread quickly again wont it?not to mention that complete eradication in italy would be unlikely due to asymptomatic spread and mild cases and incubation time. what is our endgame? waiting for a vaccine of course, but what do we do on the way?

Google exponential growth brainlet

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it's because we have a healthcare system that actually works even when it's under heavy load. your country did you a huge favor by being the first country to block travel from china

Keep on keeping on!
Hoping for massive, milky spurters by 1 mill.

Around ten days ago I started feeling some symptoms, exactly the same time as my father - who traveled with me from Brussels. I was feeling tired, had shivers, a sore throat and coughed. My dad experienced the same symptoms, but much more intense and with a fever.
In Sweden you can not test yourself for COVID-19 unless you’re in need of emergent medical treatment. Everyone feeling ill are told to stay at home and isolate themselves.
I have therefore not been tested for COVID-19, but it’s extremely likely that I’ve had it, given the combined symptoms and circumstances.

Now I’ve basically recovered, but - AND THIS IS THE BOTTOM LINE: I almost didn’t feel ill. My last cold was much worse than this! Had it not been for someone else having the virus simultainously I might not even have suspected anything. Then I would just have thought I was feeling unusually tired with a bit of a cough.
And this it what makes it so much more dangerous. Many (especially young people) might not notice any symptoms at all, or very mild symptoms. Then they don’t know they have the virus and can pass it on to people in risk groups.
We who don’t belong to a risk group have an enormous responsibility, our actions can be the difference between life and death for many others.

Please keep that in mind, follow the advice from experts and your local authorities and #StayAtHome to slow the spread of the virus. And remember to always take care of each other and help those in need.

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743 deaths, and an official says there are 100x as many dying in their homes who aren't being counted.

keep buying stocks though, you worthless optimistic diptard

So why the fuck your country is in lockdown now. Nothing burger nigger.

Based desu

Unethical life tip to get rich. When this is over attend estate sales and buy rare antiques for pennies on the dollar. You have been alerted.

>be just fine
>20% of cases need medical attention
>fucking pneumonia
>coughing pink fluids out of your nose and mouth
>literally drowning in your own blood
>you are going to be fine

>thicc

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and once the lockdown is dropped, the infected cases start growing again

Refugees welcome

I'm not completely sold on the 30k one.

Sia?

oh yeah another "celebrity" contracted the virus and has "recovered" by self isolating, drinking water and eating bugs. sing me another lullaby.

>REEEE CHINKS ARE BAD FOR DYING FROM AMERICAN BIOWEAPON REEE
Nice proxy, mutt. Your room temperature IQ gives you away just like a stench of your rotten teeth.

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living in a white county
feels good

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>How do you feel living the biggest happening of your life time?
Comfy.

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Did you even read my post? We would be well past it growing extremely large.

It's had 5 months dumbass.

KILL THE NIGGERS CORONA-CHAN!

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Did you never play Plague Inc?

so italy peaked, right?

Not interested in that. One of my EMT Buddies is coming over to swab test me. I told my Brother that they might have to keep my daughter with them for tonight.

nah, we'll just shut down the whole country and give the political class whatever power they want while we cower in fear for 18 months. thanks!

Yesterday it was ITALY IS DECLINING! Then you saw it on the rise again and now you're calling it a plateau I guess.

>womyn talking about IQ
lol

Im thinking the same thing. It has been in China since at least 17th November. Traffic was not halted for months and yet we do not see a gigantic explosion of cases. Could it be that we are seeing wave 2 already ?

Imagine being this delusional over a nothing burger disease that kills .02% of Asians and boomers. Sorry bucko, it's not a happening yet.

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>I was feeling tired, had shivers, a sore throat and coughed.
I had the same thing throughout December but from Rexulti withdrawal. Greta is on drugs.

Did you stop reading the news?
This was yesterday
>Coronavirus, ultime notizie: in Italia 50.418 casi positivi e 6.077 vittime (+601), rallentano i contagi. Gallera:«In Lombardia luce in fondo al tunnel»
This is today
>Coronavirus, in Italia oltre 69mila casi totali e 6820 vittime: torna a salire numero dei morti, 743 in un giorno e 402 solo in Lombardia
Posa il fiasco, brother. Siamo fucked.

you know the rules

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>LOCKDOWN IN POLAND
>still have to go to work
fuck you

castanet.net/news/Vernon/280290/Families-say-young-food-workers-pressured-to-work-even-if-unwell#280290

Still pressuring sick people and shaming them to come into work in Canada

>wow it was here for a long time with low numbers but suddenly it’s exploding
It’s called exponential growth dumbass

Never took any screenshots but I can share this photo of our guy

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this the best

Maybe 500K->750K-1M until it reaches ~2.5 million.

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Don't fucking throw shit at the behemoth

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I remember when every country would fit into a single post

3 weeks people will get bored and they’ll want the economy back up; nhs will advise you to keep doing it for a few months

>617 cases proven in my city
I know that feel: 675 in the city proper, well over 1,000 in the metro.

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>743
>100x as many dying at home
lol based doomers

あぁん!?最近だらしねぇな!

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Why did this happen? How are they allowed?

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Doctors without orders were quite early

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No

but they're all ugly as fuck

Until someone competent draws their version, that's the best I can do.

AHAHAHAH
Trump LITERALLY used the "did you see the flu numbers? they're much worse and we don't shut down the country over that" argument on the Fox virtual Town Hall today

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Exponential growth means long time only small amount of cases and then suddenly explosive amount. Still in the earlier phase. It was in Wuhan and Northern Italy since November.

rollin

>it was small for a long time before suddenly exploding
Exactly, exponential growth

Who lockdown gang here?

and so do I

is anyone tracking suicides? we might have millions kill themselves as they are stuck at home with no purpose

the best one so far

we shall prevail

We only just started testing; the hospitals should be overflowing at this point.
It's had 5 MONTHS to spread, we should be well past the explosion part of growth; we didn't tell people to stay home for weeks and weeks.

Yet we see hospitals not full, no bodies in the streets.

There's literally zero proof that it was in Lombardei since November.

cringe

Any reports of mutations in Brazil?

>"We lose much more than that to automobile accidents. We didn't call up the automobile companies to say "stop making cars" ..."

HAHAHAHHAHA

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IT'S AN ABSTRACT KIND OF YANK BIOWEAPON INDUCED ECONOMIC REORDERING FUCKERY SHIT holy fuck what the honest shit is going on this species needs to be put out of its misery as soon as possible ya allah

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Didn't the USA had a strange deadly flu season?
Well...

haha yeah, imagine that.

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It’ll be 2 months minimum, how can you be this thick?

Aún no, papu

IS THIS NIGGER FUCKING SERIOUS LMAO

This basically what I do now as a TEMS(Police Paramedic). Just no need for my carbine to be deployed.

We only just started testing, we can't know about the people we don't test.

Are you not understanding that? It should be massive here already.

corona related?

Me kind of. Apparently my job is essential in my city but I already had one foot out the door and was doing it as a side job but I think I’m just going to quit this week. Fuck those faggots.

Conflicts
@Conflits_FR
Details: all #coronavirus deaths recorded in Nursing Home's in #France are not counted in the reports published each evening. (J.Salomon) # Covid_19fr # COVID19

>publish.twitter.com/?query=https://twitter.com/Conflits_FR/status/1242487215822737408&widget=Tweet

how the fuck is it snowing here?

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Roll

A VIRUS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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Tы пoнимaeшь чтo ты пoeхaвший? Ecли их вины в этoй вcпышкe нeт, тo cхyяли им этo былo cкpывaть?
Дeбил блядь.
>>womyn
He's just a faggot without proofs

Cloud seeding.

SHADDY COMMUNIST JUDGE BALTASAR GARZÓN (HE WANTED TO PUT PINOCHET ON TRIAL AND FRANCO EVEN AFTER DEAD), HOSPITALIZED WITH CORONAVIRUS
>SHADDY COMMUNIST JUDGE BALTASAR GARZÓN (HE WANTED TO PUT PINOCHET ON TRIAL AND FRANCO EVEN AFTER DEAD), HOSPITALIZED WITH CORONAVIRUS
SHADDY COMMUNIST JUDGE BALTASAR GARZÓN (HE WANTED TO PUT PINOCHET ON TRIAL AND FRANCO EVEN AFTER DEAD), HOSPITALIZED WITH CORONAVIRUS
>SHADDY COMMUNIST JUDGE BALTASAR GARZÓN (HE WANTED TO PUT PINOCHET ON TRIAL AND FRANCO EVEN AFTER DEAD), HOSPITALIZED WITH CORONAVIRUS
SHADDY COMMUNIST JUDGE BALTASAR GARZÓN (HE WANTED TO PUT PINOCHET ON TRIAL AND FRANCO EVEN AFTER DEAD), HOSPITALIZED WITH CORONAVIRUS
>SHADDY COMMUNIST JUDGE BALTASAR GARZÓN (HE WANTED TO PUT PINOCHET ON TRIAL AND FRANCO EVEN AFTER DEAD), HOSPITALIZED WITH CORONAVIRUS
SHADDY COMMUNIST JUDGE BALTASAR GARZÓN (HE WANTED TO PUT PINOCHET ON TRIAL AND FRANCO EVEN AFTER DEAD), HOSPITALIZED WITH CORONAVIRUS

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/24/5e7a4ad9fdddff98418b466b.html

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Because it doesn't have to be the fucking black plague to be considered a pandemic.
It is a virus with a 3% mortality, and that 3% mostly comprises old people, among which are most of the rich and powerful.
Death rate is much higher than the normal flu, but still, just a flu.
The happening is because of the economic impact, not because of the death rate itself, this is what braindead nothingburgers don't understand.

>go to store
>people are freaking out because there are no paper towels or toilet paper left
>look at the opposite shelf
>shelves are stocked with napkins
>nobody is touching them while complaining they need toilet paper
>mfw
Why are people so stupid?

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Jesus imagine believing the shitposters

Nice work man

After a 90% lockdown (delivery, drugstores and transport still working) my city is having a sort of linear growth of Corona-chan.
C-can we make it, /cvg/?

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Latest dirty Jersey numbers
3600 cases, 44 deaths totals

This is ... actually hot

>hips still proportionally narrower than the milkers
Eh, not too bad anyway.

I'm shaking right now.

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Noted. Thanks leafbro.

Yeah, I'm referring to financeanon's long post. He warned of mutations in corona in Brazil that might make it more deadly.

Eat it

I suppose we should be thankful not to live in New York

How retarded are you dude that’s exactly how exponential growth works do you need me to draw you a fucking picture?

We stayed at the flat part for a few months but now we’re in the upward slope.

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it doubles every two days

ILI visits are starting to go up now, but shouldn't we have seen this much earlier?

Look how fast it ripped through China in only a couple months.
We had 5 months with almost no controls. It should be huge already.

>mom went to one store
>I went to another
>we each bought a 12 pack cause we were sincerely out of paper towels
>now we have 24

Kek

tens of thousands of boomers in every country are literally becoming stinking rotting corpses in their own homes every day now because the hospitals can't keep up, you pathetic nothingburger cunt.

Remember when everything was normal?

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HIKARU IS MY WIFE, NO MATTER WHAT NUMBER I ROLL
SHE'S ONLY MINE

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Flushing napkins and paper towel will clog your toilet

he was right

Can't wait for only 2 uninfected countries to remain so I can make a parody of pic related

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keep wishing retard

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This guy gets it

Reporting in

Even your viruses are low T

We weren't testing. Get that through your head.

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I love America. It's like a circus.

VIIIUUUUUMMMM

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youtube.com/watch?v=S7fxGYHuV7Q&t=1m45s
If anyone wants to hear it from the man himself. Hopefully Americans will enjoy being at work again starting next week.

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Why not?

being a raider is subhuman, go back to africa and meet your actual ancestors

Its snowing everywhere. The world is truly ending.

This is now the new normal. Can't wait for the next Chink virus to get released

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My IQ is 136, which is literally more than 3 times higher than IQ of average "white" male in your shithole country.

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Hungary reporting in. Nobody in supermarket everything is in stock. No issues here

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>5 months.
Not even. Take your shill posting else where
>reeeeeee it should be huge! You guys are wrong its not huuuuuge!
Fuck yourself.

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I still remembr when someone found the real cure for corona.

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chequed

RARE

How fucked are you guys going to be when it gets your way?

Can't ruin my fun, Taiwan is the only legitimate Chinese state.

Yes. I had a great Christmas. Took my daughter to visit my Parents in Idaho.

It's a superspreader disease, the outbreaks will be localized.

Google exponential growth brainlet

Why is my state shut down when we only have 124 cases.......... and so far our hospitals are keeping up. I mean my whole state has literally 1/4 of the population of NYC. Why are we shut down ffs......

The jew fears the Belgian UV-C lamp.

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I still have a sense of smell.
Am I gonna make it?

What an insufferable faggot

Bird Flu is already starting up in Chinkland.

Lemme get 2-3

>fags wanting a cock at 1 million and here I am just wanting her pregnant at one million

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Permanent army base italy soon

thx user.

based

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It started in November, what the fuck are you talking about?
Maybe have a reasonable discussion? Give an actual shred of proof?

'nozzles' where there are points on the craft to divert air. Causes condensation on those points.
MUST BE GASSING US OH MUH GAWD

new cases is still below the peak
deaths lag behind new cases
cope

Actually the second two powers in the world are fascist. China and Russia. Neither are actually socialist, there's already been a couple of huge fascist revolutions and those countries are dying because governments don't know how to do shit better than the people who do shit personally.

Nice blankey. At leat you will be comfy while you bleed to death after trying to raid a super prepared redneck. Retard.

halal

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Gib

HAVENT YOU HEARD OF EXPONENTIAL GROWTH?!?? TOMORROW WE WILL HAVE hold on gotta take out my calculator

1 000 000 ^2 NEW CASES OF CORONA WE ARE FUCKT AAAA

6-7 cause titties

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY PURCHASED TRANSLATED MANGA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Are canned baked beans the GOAT happening food?

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Wanna play Minecraft with me user?

Why are Italy numbers down again yet deaths are up frens?

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seconding this request

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Not the middle one 4-5

6-7 looks 51 years old, are you blinded by tits?

But the USA only just started testing; our numbers should massively outweigh what we know about.

It's been a week since getting comfy so I've been a little out of the news anything new about our girl? Any new interesting scientific article?

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brrrrrrr

>hurrrrrrr why dont they wait until the virus has spread to half the entire state before shutting it down???

You fucker

>nutrient deficiency the diet
absolutely not. need some canned peaches and peanut butter

MRE Jalapeño Cheese Spread.

VIRUS IN 30 MINUTES

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SOON.

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disgusting

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Are we gonna hit 2k dead today?

she should just double into 2 corona chans growing independetly
also more fetish potential

we get the cock its canon!

>canned peaches
They're too fucking sweet. It's like candy

finally someone that isnt a schizo. in january I saw a few happeningfags and nothingburgers, they were loud, but there werent that many of them. now everyone has super schizo theories that have little to do with reality. so I ended up wondering if Im the schizo.

120 people out of 3.14 million you absolute retard.

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4-5 is the only choice

>buying manga

Limited nr of testing kits

i need to buy alcohol without my parents knowing reee

>she should just double into 2 corona chans growing independetly
Yeah, after impregnation

Wonderful
I hope indians brought it to Toronto, it's imperative that they did

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German user, the fuck is going on there?
summit.news/2020/03/23/germany-closes-border-to-europeans-but-migrants-still-allowed-in/

twitter.com/DanielB47775837/status/1242520666554994688

WHY DIDNT WE SINK THE CHINK WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE BROS

looks in her 30s

>no meat
At least get canned pork ffs.

China was a lot more cautious thus, didn't spread it as much outside of chinkland
You are seeing a sudden explosion because pastas didn't give a shit and proceeded to spread it across the world

Agreed!

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Japan wtf

Can't beat the dick user.

Yas Forums has determined that the flagship happening food is Deens.

well it stopped accelerating, so you can probably make a pretty close guess by taking the per day average of the last 3 days and multiplying it by 7

Yeah, in her 30s after surviving cancer.

Honestly guys, you're better off trying to get it now than later. The Hospitals are already infighting dumping Covid patients onto other hospitals through shady shit like doing "double tests" where the first is a dud test made to get other hospitals to accept the patient and "forgetting" to mention there's the second real test that they only confirm the results for after the patient is gone.

The Hospitals are already eating each other so you wanna get sick before the collapse starts. Tell all your friends. Tell your families. Head on out there. Live your lives. Get sick so that when the crash happens, you've already been taken care of. It's why all the Rich and Powerful are getting sick right now

checked and agreed

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just wait two weeks bro

Why roll when they are all qt?

nice copypasta dirty slav

That is actually great. Thot need to learns to respect people even if they are ugly.

oh no my 94 year old grandma died from flu complications

she was so healthy

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWN

what a fucking nothingburger

just an example since they're super cheap. You can substitute with pears or apples if you want.

Do you understand that o jet is a icu right?

T. Xi Jinping loves the taste of black semen and can't stop sharing his wife with mexicans.

Healthy young people have died from it too

To add to thread.

"hot toddy" today..still sick, still quarentined..catched on nov still with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=EiTxltL1wSc

Okay user let's play a fun quarantine game. Go get a chess board and put a grain of rice on one square. Next day put double that on the next square over. Tell me how many grains you end up with on the last square when you've been in quarantine for 30 days.

you weren't healthy if you died from this

ANYONE GOT THE WEBM OR GIF OF CHINKS WELDING DOORS SHUT??!?!?!?

That makes sense; but we still had people coming from all over the world for months.
There's no way it isn't much larger here than we know already.

late 30s

Wrong

That's the problem though, I have more then enough vidya to play with other people, why am I suddenly craving real life companionship?

untrue. I'm not a nothingburger but this is a lie

Fuck it

>two corona-chans representing two strains
>making out
AAAAAAAAAAA

wfsb.com/year-old-girl-with-coronavirus-is-on-a-ventilator-and/article_8d88efce-bf13-5fcc-a3ad-09f48556e008.html

please be 4-5

being brazil i almost read that as mutilations

yeah

What the fuck is his problem

Nice blankie

Greetings, fellow Warhammer friend

>hurr durr healthy people can't get pneumonia
When you only give the ventilators to young people, who are the people that die?