If you had your own private island, what would you do on it?

masturbate outside

Garden paradise and I would have a fishing boat to get fish meat. It’d be a simple life. A better life.

Depends on the size.

Build a small wooden dock on it for coming/going.

Have a homestead, including a ranch and farm section which could sustain me and a large family.

Then keep the rest of it wooded, with a personal dirt hiking trail cutting through.

Paint a face on a volleyball.

fuck erythang

Play vidya and masturbate to anime, I guess.

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Plant trees. A lot of fruit trees.

based

Grow weed & raw ingredients for brewing a nice variety of ale... and raise pig & sheep. Acquire currency, fuck the native women.

>Grow weed
>fuck the native women

degenerate mongrel

Coom

Live on it what else

All those island owners are just pedos and honeypots.

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harvest adrenochrome from tortured children so I can live 400 years, what else?

None of your fuckin' business.

Vacation hot spot!

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Outdoor bathroom facing out to the sea for really comfy shits.

Cooming

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So Epstein is alive...

Turn it into a comfy community with internet access to share with my bros, build a statue to Hitler out front and a dock to go fishing

We thought he was poor's man joker, turns out he was poor's man prophet all along.

Invite homesteaders and establish a Christian covenant community

chicken and goat farm to help surrounding islands

Turn it into right wing death squads fortress

Pretty much this.
I'd also like to feel the salty breeze caress my ass and balls as i take a dump in nature at least once in my life.

Rape kids

That house could definitely use a slide between those cliffs

good afternoon Jeffery.

I would have sex with beautiful women on the beach like in those softcore pornos from the early 2000s.

This guy's a traditionalist

finally live in peace

Hey Jeff long time no see hows the weather in Israel I hear it's nice this time of year.

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Start digging to make underground areas.

Start a cult for only women to come and get every woman pregnant and atleast 10 kids each.

Cut a deal with japs for AI tech.

hold up the chad meme is from germany?
not wrong tho

Well, I do..
Im gonna continue my permagarden, and finally start fixing the porch.

I’d charter important people to it and videotape them raping children for Israel.

Do a 360 and walk away.

Ok coofer

Jack off outside then piss into the ocean

Fuck me..

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hey can I come over?
My throat is kinda scratchy and I've been coughing for a bit, but trust me I'm OK

Corona doesn’t pass to my thousands of children, gg faggot.

>build a house in the middle of the island
>build a decent runway
>live life like I already do
>try to brew and grow shit

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absolutely this

Molest children oh wait I’m not a filthy Jew I’d have my own paradise with my beautiful family like a decent human being

>live in peace
>play with clay like those asians from youtube
>breed ostriches until they look like gallimimus

I'd kidnap and rape your grandfather on it every day. I'd suck his dick until he cums, spit it back into his mouth, suck his snot through his nose, spit it on my dick, and use it as lube to fuck his ass. Then I'd stab him between his legs and fuck his wound pretending it was a pussy. I'd make him suck the blood off my dick and tongue my ass, then I'd feed him viagara and bounce on his dick, making him cum twice. Then I'd fart the semen into my mouth.

This post is satire.

what would you eat? drink? how? need a good base for the essentials first

if i had the money a person with a private island usually has, i would build the biggest zoo in the world

I thought they killed you

Walk around nude in blackface waving a makeshift spear at boats passing by

You mean Africa?

>Guest shacks
>Vertical farm
>Solar panels
>Gun range
>Internet & wifi mesh the whole island
>Chickens
>Alpacas

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If you were my wife, I'd climb off that boat and suck your dick.

This post is satire.

I'd simply kill all of your chickens and cum on your face while you're sleeping. None of your guns can protect you then.

Make up a story about lost Templar treasure and then upsell to some rube

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Based and moloch pilled

Create my own nation then a bank, my currency backed by gold

most sensible post

Little St. James 2 with even more Jew

that woman...