/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2489 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>wrong side of biology
Top kek. Nice banter m8.

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0.00526435% of world pop. detected;

0.00023503% of world pop. died;

0.00365129% of world pop. "active" cases.

Still a long way to go.

Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers may be higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)

History here: pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

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Is Greek shill the new Gary?
Gary has kinda run his course. Right now I'm enjoying the novelty of the Greek flag

Is my temperature good? I measured using the french standard.

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Where's Asuka

virgin human vs Chad Virus

the fuck?

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Why would you guys want to fight china? they'd use tactical nukes against our ground forces and power suits don't exist

Ok, requesting a fade to frame gif..

Reminder not to fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you are the average death age of 78.5 or have a preexisting condition like obesity, you will be just fine. Please calm the fuck down.

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How fucked is the USA? Will we finally see the death of the US empire?

hahaahahha now post the pic with the hiv positive result ahahahah fucking kill yourself

Why hasn't India skyrocketed yet? That shithole is packed and they lack any form of hygiene

>He fell for the power armor isn’t real meme

RIP Brazil

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Can't order any food online because all websites are crashing

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Why is Yas Forums such a shitty board full of subhumans?
Even on Yas Forums you can still have some proper chats with other anons, but that fucking board is a complete blight.

Can't discuss anything anymore without someone constantly spewing buzzwords and autistic catchphrases along with spamming the shit out of your thread and reporting it because you disagree with them, so it just gets 404 for being "off-topic".

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Don't ever leave me again, Gary.

day 8 of isolation, I've now fallen to weebshit. There's some apex comfy stuff holy fuck.

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Based.

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this is the big one

Damn I was sure you were dead

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 49,594 (622) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 32,781 (156) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,010 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,768 (12) Canada 2,583 (24) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 1,980 (34) Israel 1,656 (3) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,591 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,394 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 958 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 848 (9) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 416 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +5,860 (+69) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +3,725 (+33) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +536 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +143 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+2) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +83 (+1) Poland +99 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+2) Algeria +34 (+2) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Morocco +27 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +28 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Cyprus (+2) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Canada +492 Brazil +56 Japan +12…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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he just wants favela monkeys to die en masse

because they're adults that are addicted to children's toys

Can the niggeredditors using Corona-chan to defend trump to the death as they tongue his circumcised wang 24/7 please go back to their containment website amen

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stealing one of our national treasures isn't cool, user.

REMINDER: Yids do not like Coronachan, so if you are not on Team Happening then you are on Team Yid instead.

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!

WE'RE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD PASTABROS!

ALMOST 70.000 CASES!
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU CHINA!

FUCK TRUMP AND THE U.S.!
FUCK SPAIN!
FUCK GERMANY!
FUCK FRANCE!
FUCK THE UK!
FUCK THE ENTIRE EUROPEAN UNION!

ALZIAMO AL CIELO QUESTA CAZZO DI COPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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>Tfw no comfy fug

Why did it make me laugh

Holy fucc it was 15k today morning

maybe try keeping your shitty politics on Yas Forums you fucking autist

Holy fuck these threads..
Literally the most bored argie-nigger doomcel ever

>Harvard President Lawrence S. Bacow said he and his wife have tested positive for coronavirus.

rent free

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Don't we all

hydroxychloroquine is not poison

Do you have a GF?
I am writing with a Trap, so i can get some FICKI FICKI to get less depressed

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For me, it's the Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle.

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Italy has peaked. Its over for the west, we are safe.
India will likely all die. This truly is the retribution of Gaia.

it's the British way

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If this had months unabated to spread throughout the western world, why aren't we already seeing a massive hospitalization rate? Why no bodies in the streets?

We didn't even try for months to stop or inhibit it; so why aren't we seeing many many more people sick?

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the usa is catching you quitte fast

spain is quitte competitive too

Ok serious question here

With all the countries in lockdown, people isolated in their homes 24/7, surely this is bound to die out, right?

I mean, how can a virus keep spreading if no one is there to do so

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Someone redpill me on toliet paper

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The paranoia is setting in lads. There's not enough food at costco and people are robbing each other. Our neighborhood hoarder is on his rooftop panicking

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No, it isn't. But taking anything in absurd doses will kill you.

>GET BACK TO WORK GOYIM, I KNOW WE JUST SHUT IT DOWN YESTERDAY BUT BRO IT'S JUST A FLU BRO
Yes, we are unironically fucked.
Coronabowl2020 CHAMPIONS

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Trump full on doubling down on it’s just a flu. This will go down in history as trumps ultimate niggering

USA are going to win this competition bro

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wait two more weeks

>Only 1400 new cases in germany today
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a nothingburger.

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ye ye
cir load? S strain? Generation mutatuions? no imm load?
Those words have no sense to you yet you still shill for nothingburger, so the myth about american education is not wrong.

anyone hear news about trucks being robbed?

based brazil taking the opportunity to cleanse it of the filth

bongbros how is the herd doing?
might need to order from myprotein uk

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Charmin make anus feel good

>t. mario IQ: 12

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Feed on Africa, Corona-chan!

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we should paint this image on caves for future civilizations to find long after we've been wiped out.

No but Germany will fall for the third time in a century

Well it seems like Deagel.com was right after all, economy down, people gonna die. I wonder if shit really gets as bad as they predicted for 2025
deagel.com/country/forecast.aspx

>video games

because no more brrr

CORONA!!!

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how did you find him

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Thank you Gary

He returns.

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C

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>stale pasta

400k today
We will be close to 500k tomorrow.
100k per day by next week for sure.

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you can brew alkohol form toilet paper

It's proven that the virus will die if that happens.
We owe a lot to China for sacrifing so much to stop it like that. West should follow their example. Life is back to normal over there already.
>inb4 shiiill shill
Check all the media reports, then. Unless you think they're all lying, oh? That makes you all tinfoil med-less schizos.

I still love you, Ebola-chan

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HENTAI CHAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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That's the idea, but dumbass coofer chinks and white people either don't even know about stay at home mandates or just won't entertain the idea.

Which country has hidden it's deceased figures the most? (after Chyna)

Its just started in the US though. We'll prolly be at 100k by the weekend, next week is when the hospitals start running out of shit and not even New York is even close to peaking yet

Let is serve as a warning.

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

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>With all the countries in lockdown, people isolated in their homes 24/7, surely this is bound to die out, right?
That's what we're hoping for. That dumb "flatten the curve" meme is about using social distancing to prevent further infections.

>I mean, how can a virus keep spreading if no one is there to do so
It travels 4.5 meters per second in the air. It lives on surfaces upward to 17 days. That's why we need masks and hand sanitiser.

but people aren't locked in their homes 24/7
Here in Canada people are still going to work, and barely anyone is self-isolating it the US. Shits fucked.

Went on, male searches male on my Dating app.
It's full of Traps, most look shit though, but he looks just like a teen girl.

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ONE OF THE PROFESSORS AT MY COLLEGE TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE VIRUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cases are already a town away from mine in bumfuck nowhere in the northeast.
But what worries me is that my family didn't manage to buy seeds for this year's homestead. We have kept a little, but it will not be enough in case of shtf. Everything is closed, general stores do not sell them (because they're not "essential products") and gardening stores are on lockdown, and I don't think they'll deliver directly to our home.
Is the government purposefully limiting our agricultural indipendence?

She's just letting Ebolachan handle it. Soon, airborne..

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Get Burt Reynolds next Andy!

>Deaths of Peruvians confirmed by coronavirus
>The Ministry of Health reports 8 deaths of Peruvians due to the COVID-19 coronavirus: 5 Peru and 1 Spain.
>1. Wednesday March 18: 49-year-old man who lived in Madrid, Spain.
>2. Thursday, March 19: 78-year-old man (Hospital of the Peruvian Air Force).
>3. Thursday, March 19: 47-year-old man (Hospital 2 de Mayo) who came from Spain.
>4. Thursday, March 19: 69-year-old man (Edgardo Rebagliati hospital) who came from Spain.
>5. Friday, March 20: 75-year-old woman (Edgardo Rebagliati hospital) who arrived in Lima from >Spain.
>6. Saturday, March 21: 83-year-old man (Cayetano Heredia Regional Hospital) in Piura.
>7. Tuesday, March 24: a 38-year-old man (Eduardo Rebagliati Hospital) died in Lima. He returned with symptoms of COVID-19 from Canada.
>8. Tuesday, March 24: a 66-year-old woman (Virgen de la Puerta High Complexity Hospital) died in La Libertad.
libero.pe/ocio/1547775-coronavirus-peru-covid-19-emergencia-vivo-minuto-minuto-infectados-muertes-comunicado-minsa-ultimas-noticias-martes-24-marzo-2020

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interesting

You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

At first, yeah. But when people start coming out again, the contagion will restart.

switch to manual !

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>schizos
Why is everyone who uses this word a blatant shill? We already know China "disappears" their journalists.

Look up the fucking side effects frog

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fpbp

>It's proven that the virus will die if that happens.
see It won't die on its own, which is why China went out of their way to sanitize areas.

youtube.com/watch?v=oAeJbpJo93c

It won't go away without effective protection and a way to combat it.

didn't you hear? USA is open for business! Corona Chan is never gonna die!

Can't have any cases if you don't test.

>oh noes think about those poor normies
You're the real redditor here.

>All Italians waiting for government help declaration
>PM Conte proceed to increase fines

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Another Eden, a mobile app that has Final Fantasy vibes

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We should pass malaria today

UNBELIEVABLE. California is intentionally not testing people!

msn.com/en-us/news/us/one-map-shows-how-many-coronavirus-tests-each-us-state-has-done-so-far/

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400k Corona pic? The gif doesn't help me

Imagine being It*lian.

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Yeah ok schizo, take your malaria meds

>With all the countries in lockdown, people isolated in their homes 24/7, surely this is bound to die out, right?

Not enough people and places are respecting the quarantine for it to work well enough. Just look at the US...half of the country is still fucking around having parties and shit. The best you can hope for is that it dies down enough for the hospitalization rate to be manageable, and summer eradicates the rest.

In reality though next winter will probably be even worse since if it comes back no one will want to quarantine and shut everything down again.

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If you want an answer. Is you realistically need several lock downs during a pandemic. You will always have asymptomatic cases or relapses that could spreed this shit all over again. For starters a lockdown influence will only be seen 2 weeks after implementation.

Because when Rajesh keels over from a mix of Corona, Nipah, Dysentery, and Tapeworms, it’s hard to know what did him in.

reminder that every bugman shilling in here is paid for it too

also tfw flu gets wiped out in quarantine as collateral damage

Ok lads, I need some actual info.
What percent of cases get hospitalized?
What percent of hospitalized are below 50?

Brazil is only 3 weeks late, Mario
We will make a 7-1 in the world.

仕方ないね

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Maybe it will die but you need to take anything that is not affected by the lockdown into account.
Critical infrastructure and supply chains for food, etc. can still be a vector.

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Lidl l'ultima volta aveva un espositore di sementi.
Poi dipende cosa / quanto te ne serve

Ebola-chan will always have a place in my heart.

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How much longer until Corona-Chan annihilates utilities? Imagine the NEET panic when all their frozen tendies go to waste

its nice to know that by human intervention we have made the virus use a less severe strain due to evolutionary pressures...

even if that happens once a virus thinks humanity is a nice host it won't go away, it will come back next season and so on. Our culture will probably change and we will use masks everywhere like the asians.

buses are half closed off and everyone is packed side by side in the back of the bus lmao.

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>serious question with that spacing
people have to be isolated for a very long time for it to die out. It's not just 2-3 weeks. Most people are not alone and they'll infect their families and/or medical workers who will infect it further. You would have to perform some 100% lockdown to kill the virus because there are "people" who insist they must go out and socialize. It takes some time to kill the virus.
But then again there's always the chance of this shit starting again if there are infected people left. Nobody knows for sure what to do or how things will go.

When do we get Ebola-man fucking Corona-chan and making a more powerful niggerkiller?

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topkek

Reminder that no matter how hard /ptg/ tries to downplay the virus, little do they know the virus will come in waves with a possible virus mutation by later this year. Yes, there will be low periods, but it will return in waves, getting worse each one.

>Here in Canada people are still going to work, and barely anyone is self-isolating it the US. Shits fucked.
You live in Canada, leaf. You wouldn't know what the rest of the US is up to. I don't know why foreigners try to describe situations they can witness.More than 25 percent of our workforce isn't essential. Most of us are working, can't leave without police seeing a card on our dashboard that states we are working an essential job.

Fake fearmongering thread

AAAAAAAAAA

LMAO

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without china and there retarded early reaction they would be no virus

We're going on the same path, Paco.

and ones like you will be very amazed when second wave hits, just like spanish flu
hurr durr its over go back to normal
5 months later (or year)
oh my why kids are dying

Germany

Good luck, Corona-chan!

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It hasn't just started; we just started testing.
There have been several months for this is rip through while we weren't testing.
Yet we see no people dropping in the streets; hospitals aren't maxed and as far as we know there's only a few thousand serious condition.

Considering how long this had to spread unnoticed it should be much more obvious that it's here.

Am i going to be able to collect on life insurance policies?

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