/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2488 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 407,661 (+28,878) ► Died: 18,250 (+1,743)

— Total lockdowns aggregate: 3.52 billion people

— Remaining to surpass swine flu: 199 confirmed deaths

>NEWS
India under complete lockdown, 1.33 billion people
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Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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18 year old teenager has died in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Virus invades nervous systems
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Survivors will be exhausted for six months
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Testicular damage
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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4900 deaths across 182 cities in Iran, Iran opposition estimates
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.
Stop making these threads.

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ITALIAN PRIME MINISTER GIUSEPPE CONTE PRESS CONFERENCE STARTING ANY MOMENT NOW
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

>video.sky.it/news/diretta

OR

>tgcom24.mediaset.it/news-tag/diretta/

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youtu.be/pZiGJUbxqww?t=102

>"anybody who does not have a respiratory illness should not be wearing a mask"

AHAHHAHAHHA Yas Forums got swindled again

Enjoying your useless $75 N95 mask??? AHAHHAHAAAAHAAHA

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Italy´s numbers????????

...what?

I'm not going to lie, i actually enjoy my time off work and i wish it lasts longer

THE DEATH TOLL RISES

European stock markets:
UP

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Keep in mind: although the death rate is probably basically correct, the infection rate could be a hundred or a thousand times more than what is reported, because virtually no one is getting tested and people are getting sick and recovering without ever going to a hospital or thinking about getting tested. This means that the actual mortality rate of the Coronavirus is very, very low.

what did she mean by this

Hahaha oh fuck guys
citynews1130.com/2020/03/24/drug-supply-bc-covid-19-border/
>druggies going apeshit because Chinese supply of fetanyl is drying up

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NOT HIGH ENOUGH

Just declare martial law.

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American stock markets:
UP

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strawpoll.me/19608012
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link with english sub, maybe ?

can you translate based pasta bro?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 69,176 (6,820) United States 49,594 (622) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 31,991 (149) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,010 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,768 (12) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Canada 2,177 (24) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 1,980 (34) Israel 1,656 (2) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,591 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,394 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 958 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 848 (9) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) Italy +5,249 (+743) United States +5,860 (+69) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +2,935 (+26) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +536 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +143 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+1) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +83 (+1) Poland +99 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+1) Algeria +34 (+2) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +18 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Cyprus (+2) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Canada +86 Brazil +56 Japan +12 Luxembourg +224…

>FULL LISTS
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did she even grow or just lost the the top completley need gif stat

Cases +5249
Deaths +743

With India's 1.33 Bil under lockdown, how many people does that make globally? What percentage of the global population is now under lockdoen because of this?

lads there no food to buy and people are robbing each other. saw this man on his rooftop today

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It's pointless to speculate with imaginary numbers

/cvg/:
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Imagine coping

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too soon

PFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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News saying more power to the military and they can stay in lockdown until 31 July so maybe he's gonna talk about that
>abc.es/internacional/abci-coronavirus-italia-mas-poderes-ejercito-y-plantea-alargar-medidas-hasta-31-julio-202003241606_noticia.html

lol, hope she dies

>numbers
+5,249 infected
+743 deaths

We expect more infected because northern regions started mass testing.
Didn't expect all those deaths, tho.

Fuck her.
The only good thing that's happening so far.

Unfortunately they transmit the press conference feed to ALL main italian channels on TV and they don't care about translating. I'm here for this obviously, don't worry!

That’s ain’t good.

... WUT

Does that include practicing doctors as well

Is bing covid tracker good? What platform do you use for numbers?

What does white supremacy have to do with it?

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Everyone is scared. This is great

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DJ Black n Mild, god rest his soul

Side by side of 300k shows marginal increase in milker circumference

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The skin of my hand is COMPLETELY FUCKED from using latex gloves with powder

It's over

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Precious Grandparents

Based.
youtube.com/watch?v=at02Fvdhk2I

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haha money printer go brrr

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They need to make self quick check tests otherwise this quarantine business is pointless.

Retards here say that we should do what the US does and print money every day to give to people
Can this virus mutate and kill everyone, please?

What is this idiot trying to imply?

They blocked the spending bill again
2 big bailouts for companies. Nothing for the people other than a demand to return to work
1 Million People applied for unemployment over the last two weeks in my state alone.
They don't care if we starve.

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Shits fucked here in arizona bros.

Called it 2 months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=b1ZLMTV0glg&feature=youtu.be

FOUND YOUTUBE LINK

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We are finally going to get some real world data on whether higher temps affect Corona-chan. Texas is heating up quick. This is the warmest spring I can remember.

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people rag on this kid but her head's in the right place

Posting in epic dread

>powdered gloves
NGMI

I wonder (((why)))?

lol how does that last sentence follow the first sentence whatsoever?

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Praise Coronachan

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Proportionally, though, whether it's 10x or 100x the reported number of people who have Coronavirus, the hospitalization rate for it is through the roof and should be taken seriously.

Dice probable, aprende a leer

???

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how are things in spain?, at the very least you are gonna get rid of feminist

Did she get tested?
>Be me
>Be in bad health
>Hard to breathe when lying down
>coofing
>fever
>Call emergency number
>lmao take paracetamol we aint testing u unless ur literally dead

I didn't die evidently but it was a bad couple of days

Higher than yesterday, but still lower than the day before. You're gonna make it

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Noooo not my cute cunny bunny ;_;

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The Jew fears the Belgian UV-C 254nm sterilizing lamp

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we did it reddit

I’m starting to think that Italy’s plateaued cases yet rising deaths are attributed to a complete lack of testing capacity. How many tests can possibly be carried out in one day when they’re already overwhelmed?

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Defend this

ppl here in switzerland arnt scared if anything they starting to belive we already survived the worst part. im starting to belive too unfortunetly

aaaaand my money is down the drain. fuck.

>He knows how bad things really are.

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Her treatment better be carbon neutral.

provide a summary, pastabro, after it's done

WHAT I LEARNED FROM CORONA-CHAN IS

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Kek. For real?

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I guess the question is are they over the peak considering fewer new cases but rising deaths? Or, are they testing less?

Clown market in a clown world.

FILHO DA PUTA

Coronachan came in and won the war on drugs!
Basada!!!

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>murderous unemployment numbers coming out on Thursday

It’s going to be an absolute massacre.

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Macorona and weeze

What the fuck is the problem in Italy? Obviously it's partly due to familial spread but it seems people aren't doing what they're supposed to.

>hasn't been tested
FTFY

Honestly, if this shit is a hoax, then that's fucking great news to me, and this shit of falling for the preppers meme doesnt mean shit to me but made me realize and taught me that I relied too much on the fragile as fuck system and if shit were to truly go down then I would've been fucked right off if I hadn't prepped otherwise.

>USA literally only country without socialized healthcare that isn't a shithole
Boy, when people start to die in the US this won't age very well at all, will it.

We don't even know the heat limit that the virus survives. If and what disinfectants work.

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I can't!?

so is the wuhan livecam down?

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French media are suddenly trying to discredit the chloroquine professor, I wonder why
It really makes me seethe when i'm watching a smug "expert" reading his talking points off a paper he brought with him, trying to smear one of the biggest specialists around

Wtf I love white supremacy now????

The snowbirds need to go die in their own state so tbey don't crash the health care industry in AZ

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Yes Trump is sending people back to work. From now on the higher the stock market the more freely the virus will spread.

>There are only a few days of illegal fentanyl and opioid supplies left on B.C.’s streets
>Frontline workers can no longer use oxygen to save lives in overdose crisis
Good.

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It's working guys, trust me.

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How long does it take to get your test results after being tested in the states? I was tested last Thurs and just heard my results might not be until a week from today from the backup.

Bad, very bad. Communist goverment keeping health stuff so the non-communist provinces collapses. More old people dead = Less votes to the right.
The goverment should be put in trail and jailed for manslaughter and prevarication after this. If somebody still votes the left here they are just retards.

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Most druggies do heroin and that comes from mexico. Or at least that's how it works in 'murrica.

Grotty Lungbug,

>HAHA I DONT LIKE KID SO I HOPE SHE CHOKES ON HER OWN LUNG

If there are more people like you, I dont mind whats going on in italy

Any evidence that being sick with C19 makes you immune yet?

100,000 illegal chink textile workers.

Let them be smug for a while longer. The pride cometh before the fall.

I look forward to following your nationwide riots online
With all the good cellphone plans everyone has it should be pretty entertaining

>train journey through Europe
Oh no, it's retarded!

Imagine all the ecolarpers and politicians she probably got sick. Thank you greta.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why do they only mention the feces being spread by improper hand washing? Don't farts contain virus?

>I WANT MOARRRRRR

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DIE FOR THE DOW GOY

Just watched End of Evangelion and i gotta say Shinji was pretty fucking based, just let the whole world die., reminder that if any of you fags have the symptoms, SPREAD IT
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Chinks deserve to be exterminated in Roblox

rip her beautiful smile ;_;

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IS this Putin

It’s the milkers. They’re exponential....my god....

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On 21st March, 5.24am GMT, stats were:
279,000 Cases, 11,143 deaths: CFR: 3.99%
Now:
409,447 Cases, 18,263 deaths: CFR: 4.46%
/ourgirl/ is getting stronger, lads.

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Conte can destroy my ass desu

Its just been showing shit from 2015, look at the phones. Theyre probably digging a mass grave where that cam is pointing right now

>me right now

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Guys where can I apply to get trumpbux?

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How about you guys go full 1789 and hang every one in Wall Street and Washington DC?

>CANADA +396 CASES JUST NOW
leaf bros btfo

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Reminder that they are still spreading it.

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14% reinfected a few weeks after "recovery" in Guangdong so it's not looking good.

must...blame...white...people

Big Brain logic

enjoy your skin cancer

basado

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>Rest of the world is fucked
>South America is borderline clean
Feels good to live in a 3rd world shithole

>"He bought the dip?"

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>1500 cases
>2 deaths

Yeah man, its totally socialised medicine that kills people.

Who the fuck?

Because he looks like a homeless bum and tried to pass off a study with a short timeframe and like 6 people. He’s trying to be the new pasteur and it’s pathetic.

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Always prep, buy ammo in units of 1000, never trust Chinks, never get a job you can't work from home, never trust chinks.

The problem is police will have to use lethal force if they start robbing and murdering normal folk

COMFYS REPORT

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ur gay

noo, lockdown extended until 31 May.

Reminder to use the correct terminology for the Chinese Virus. Anything else would be white washing and cultural appropriation

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get a load of these nut-hugging faggots

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aren't the side effects severe?

it wasn't a study, he was asking for more studies

1.) China fucking sucks and should be nuked from orbit, fuck them for ruining the global economy and all of our entertainment options for the near-future
2.) Humans are disgusting creatures and our natural societal norms are directly conducive to mass-spread of disease; people in general don't take personal hygiene seriously enough
3.) No western nation on Earth was prepared for a serious pandemic
4.) We're EXTREMELY lucky this thing isn't more deadly than it is. If the fatality rates for young people were the same as they were for old people, we'd be looking at a total societal collapse at the moment. It's still bad, as is.

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All part of the plan.

Vancouver we only get fetanyl laced heroin no safe shit 99% of it

>Italian numbers climbing again
Ahhhh! We got too cocky nothingburger bros! The happening is still on!

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this thread is COMF

The virus is a blessing in disguise.

This. Well Brazil is beyond fucked by now but who cares about Monkeys anyway.

humans can live in fear, they panic for like 2 days and then continue to live on

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I'd say this is obvious bait but you can never be sure these days.

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What’s happening in the simulation goys

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>הeed
>ה
Kike in overdrive detected

Why is Italy not using chloroquinone?

True..we don't. But we have intensive testing going on now, so like I said, I think Texas will be the best test bed. It gets hot AF here very shortly. The virus is supposed to peak mid-June, check out our average temps.

>Metro Madrid still open

>69 thousand cases in Italy
that's pretty hot

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>6 people
Is this a joke? They only tested the covid panacea with this small a sample size?

wtf?

why the fuck did Trump went from "get the fuck out of work, I'll pay you" to "GET BACK TO WORK GOYIM, AND NO HANDOUTS!"

I just cooft

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Hope you're not staring at that directly. You can get glaucoma in a few years.

It's all in Quebec, we seem to be the only ones in Canada who are testing in large numbers.

We need exponential growth for muh dik.

the toxicity of the drug is vastly overblown, billion of people have been using it for malaria, lupus and shit

Can somebody explain with simple words how the fed is injecting cash into the market ?
For a brainlet thx.

fent is safe aslong as you dont assume it to be heroin lol

You have one job America.
REMOVE CHINA NOW.
youtube.com/watch?v=fT4yHy9QjWc

Easter eggs everywhere.

The thing is that it's literally impossible that it spreads in Argentina because everyone is on lockdown already

For us it could be called a nothingburger

Wait, what does it mean
The only way this could make sense is if she regards Globalism as white supremacy.
...I guess.

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nice

>billion of people have been using it for malaria, lupus and shit
and those had side effects. Sure beats death, but its a different situation with COVID-19

Is that confirmed that they aren't? Any source for what drugs they're using?

Artist said that 500k will have even more tiddy, so there’s that

Cause he's King Waffle.

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Brazil is straight fucked dude lol

He's putting pressure on the democucks to pass his Trumpbux policy.

lol look at Canada ignoring Quebec

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I love her

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We knew this about a week ago here

Looks like China should start paying reparations for the second holocaust

Can't wait for the bodycam footage.

That's genius wtf I love trump now

Yes

>Now I’ve basically recovered, but - AND THIS IS THE BOTTOM LINE: I almost didn’t feel ill. My last cold was much worse than this! Had it not been for someone else having the virus simultainously I might not even have suspected anything. Then I would just have thought I was feeling unusually tired with a bit of a cough.

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>What does white supremacy have to do with it?
Nothing. It's just another leftist that hates white people and plays victim on everything

It was over the counter up until january here

Last bread an user said they were using some Jap drug? We really need confirmation.

Survivor. kek

I saw in the news +3612 infected today

that would make more sense but jews aren't white

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Wtf is this, I'm scared.....

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oRCn5xPLCKs

no not quebec :(
Also what is hapening in quebec ?

Phew and I thought no one else noticed this.BTW how are things in SK ?

>folk

> ANY UPDATES ON PASTA PM CONFERENCE

PRESS CONFERENCE SUMMARY:
>REGIONS CAN NOW ADOPT STRICTER MEASURES OVER THE NATIONAL ONES
>HE'S PROUD OF US, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FOLLOWING THE QUARANTINE RULES, BUT
NEW FINES STARTING FROM 400 UP TO 3600 EUROS
>DRAFT DECREE FROM A FEW HOURS AGO IS OUT OF DATE, STATE OF EMERGENCY (HE HOPES) MIGHT END BEFORE THE 31st OF JULY
(adnkronos.com/fatti/politica/2020/03/24/coronavirus-bozza-misure-contenimento-prorogabili-fino-luglio_Rc3PvwggOFgcYk5k7beu7L.html)

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Well to be honest you should expect at least between 2k to 3K infected but the good thing is that with the lockdown we shouldn't see an Italian style of increment in cases after the 4th of April and we may see some return to normality without fucking up our fragile healthcare system.

The issue there will be not getting the monkeys infect us again beyond our capabilities of care.

youtu.be/z3F91JKllwc
Yup

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>You’ve heard of the Holocaust...
>But coming to theaters in spring of 2020, it’s...
THE HOLOCOUGH

A lot of funky shit

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