PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CORONAVIRUS KILLED THE CLIMATE EDITION /ptg/

MAGA
SHILLS GONE FULL RETARD

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Trump is back to just a flu bro. Fuck this kike and his Chinese overlords.

Should I have not bought a gun today?

MADAME.

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HE'S GONNA SAY A BAD WORD

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MAGA

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He's not actually going to make everyone go back to work.... right?

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I’M BLUE DABOO DEE DABOO DIE

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COUGHING FIT

Nice numerals.

What if it started raining

Hi Bill Mitchell

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FORCE PEOPLE TO BE POOR AND STARVE TO DEATH SO THAT WE CAN MAYBE WIN AN ELECTION

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>Greta soon to be Martyred by parents

Day of the application is nigh, NEET!

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>VACATION IS OVER WAGIES. MR SHEKELBERG NEEDS YOU BACK TO WORK NOW!
-Pres. Donald A. Trump

>inb4 biden drops out and dems are stuck with bernie
>and all the dems that dropped out to prop up biden to spite bernie get fucked by biden's senility

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>media hypes up fish tank cleaner as treatment
>blames trump

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WORK WORK WORK

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What a retarded question, there’s never a bad time to buy a gun.

MAGA

checked

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TRUMP HAS NO FUCKING CHANCE IN NOVEMBER

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"China is great, they did a great job. Very tough situation but they got through it."

>[SAD ETHIOPIAN JEW NOISES INTENSIFIES]

>Doses

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but i was going to spend the money for car repairs before chink flu went nuclear. im broke now.

More like MIGA shills are going into overdrive

Golfniggers.com?

Weird fox ad

Soon.

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>Biden +3
So it's actually Trump +5?

A plus 3 for DNC nationwide is a disaster for them. No path towards electoral victory.

If Trump wasn't a retard, he would shut the country down for two weeks, let the virus run its course, and watch everything come roaring back.

>tfw tRump calls it the flu

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>conflict of interest
well good thing trump basically has no say in the words in the bill

shoot me straight, brehs. how many dollars will i get from trump? i made less than 80k in 18'

Your an awful interviewer.

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I hope these people kill themselves once we discover this was a media-driven hoax panic and the DOW jumps back up to 28k

>+3 in a general
Biden is fucked

time to burn this fucker to the ground

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Hope Greta gets 1941’d by the ‘rona, or at least overdoses with 2 grams of Trump pills.

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>MADAM PRESIDENT INTENSIFIES

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MAGA RISING

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DEATH TO CHINA

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I am working, I just don't want everyone else to go back to work. This is fuck, the medical apparatus is going to collapse so fucking hard.

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Yes sir, rabbi president sir! I can’t wait to get back to work!

>Finally Flying. The three major U.S. stock market indexes surged higher on investor hopes that Congress will finally reach a deal on a massive stimulus package. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Ca.) said Tuesday morning there was “real optimism” that an agreement could be reached in the next few hours. Adding to the positive mood on Wall Street, there were encouraging signs in Italy’s fight against the coronavirus outbreak.
STEP 1: DENIAL

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Let's see.

Republicans want 500 billion in loans to give out to companies to help them survive the next few months, which the companies will have to pay back with low interest.

Democrats want 1.5 trillion and to give every American 4 months salary provided by the government AND they want a laundry list of Democrat agenda items like killing white men and forgiving all student loans while also having full control and oversight in who gets the 500 billion the Republicans want.

The entire media is playing this off like Pelosi and Schumer are massive strategists and outwitted Trump and Republicans at every turn and will get everything they want to provide for the American people.

Yeah, this is a complete shitshow and total defeat for the Republicans. Democrats got every single thing they want AND cucked Republicans.

TWO

MOAR

WEEKS

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I am still not reading that pastebin. You cannot force me.

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Assume 2 weeks of one dose a day. Thats for 1 million people. If its multi dose a day. Less. But thats still good for an initial donation amount. Would meet any early demand.

I feel bad for the bastards that dont get the drug just so they have controls

>shut the country down for two weeks
you goddamned fucking idiot bitch moron do not procreate ever

I already miss the Corona Task Force post-speech Q&A fire+fury Trump blasting roastie reporters. Bring that back.

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What did she mean by this?

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>not working from home so you can be paid to shit post and guard your TP

God forbid you have to work

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ok this dude legit look like the Token Nigger right at the edge

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

So global warming didn’t kill her

Oh no, no shitskins at Whole Foods.

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Can’t wait for him to say
“I never called it the Chinese virus okay? I used Covid 19 from day one. Believe me.”
What a ball-less pussy he is.

>meanwhile in quarantine

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Guess what part of that just went into the RegEx filter. Bye!

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ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>muh shekels
>muh eternal growth rate
>muh Jewry

Fuck off kike. White people care for their fellow man.

What's /ptg/ gonna do about the Brad Parscale and Nick Ayers problem plaguing this board? When are they going to stop shilling here?

NEETbux are nice but going back to work is better.

>Pelosi dabs on herself

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Is she going to have daddy issues after watching her father die coughing up pink fluid from his lungs in quarantine with her? Will she compost him when he's gone?

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Hey kid
I have some of the good stuff
*pops open trunk*
Feeling some kush tush?
Or are you more of a Charmeleon?
For your first time I'll give you a deal you won't get anywhere else. 5$ a pop for some Angel Soft
You aren't a narc are you?

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GRETA NO

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>virtual town hall

>pelosi caves

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you should have bought a gun when you turned 18, or felt emotionally mature enough to own a gun responsibly

GET FUCKED YOU CORPSE
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

SHILLS ABOUT TO FLOOD THE THREAD TO DISTRACT FROM THIS

2020 TRUMP LANDSLIDE

>sudoku entire economy
>for a thousand sickly people's memory
has america made a worse blunder in the last 50 years?

What is next? Will she claim to have AIDS?

>they want a laundry list of Democrat agenda items like killing white men and forgiving all student loans
None of this is in the Senate Bill, and won't be.

Trump manages to kill his own boomer supporters and turn them against him.
Is this 4D chess?

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>it won’t ever reach 300 deaths
>450 deaths isn’t a big deal
>who cares if 600 people died

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CUOMO BTFO

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This woman definitely murdered her husband and is using the coronameme as an excuse

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L-lewd

BEND
THE
KNEE

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>reporter is scared to touch trump
They must know trump has tested positive

>NOOO!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEVELOP MY ART IF I AM WAGE SLAVING FOR MY GREEDY BUSINESS OWNING EMPLOYER REEEEE IF I WERE FULLY PROVIDED FOR I WOULD BE FAMOUS AND ADORED FOR MY TALENT REEEEEEEEE

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No really, who cares that 600 people died over the course of weeks

There are people defending the media reporting of consuming fishtank cleaner.

the most retarded shit I have heard this year.

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MONEY FOR ALL

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>trump passing his phone over to bill like he's sharing a meme

Cute

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There's literally nothing wrong with being a homochad

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thanks for giving up the house you dumb cunt lmfao

Pelosi has been more based than rino scum paul ryan

>911
pottery. i see you.

I think the (You) harvesting of this tweet is running dry

Doesn't feel like a Trump rally until he destroys someone's career.

You will be forced to dig and then recover holes continually for meager asspaper rations, NEETnigger

NNANI?!

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get fukt Huomo

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The response by media, Dems, and their retarded supporters tells you just how fake and gay this all is

holy fuck imagine being this retarded, how do you survive to be over the age of 60 and be this fucking dumb

>hotel room housing Andrew Gillum the nigger
Wow

Another Wonderful Trump Day!

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She was just playing bad cop to Schumer's good cop all along.

>trump rekking gov. cuomo right out of the gate
lmao

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>women continue to cant into politics
unsurprising

time and time again D's step on the rake

SHES BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!

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What the fuck - I know that lady. Her name isn’t Joyce. She lives in Manhattan and works for Fox News

>still dealing in the hundreds of deaths a month later
>that date
>moar than two weeks later
Oof

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>hurr durr nigga just don't work gibs me dat welfare or U is jew beeing a leach is white and based

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Based.

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TRUMPBUX HERE WE COME

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AMERICA IS OPENING

100% murder

No, unless you mean more welfare and unemployment benefits, while tax payers up to $99,k get money.

"It's all going to plan"

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Surprising.

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Coronavirus has been in this country as much as 3 months
in the same span of time 18000 people died from the flu
now I know this may be tough for some people to figure out, but I want you to tell me which number is bigger: 600 or 18,000?

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you want some corona? I will beat that monkey ass. got me some theraflu, sudefed n asprin.

My thought process is she heard the media talk about how 2 grams can kill you so she used a teaspoon which is like 6 grams. If she took that amount it would have killed her too.

Will suicides become more and more common in USA when the economic crisis comes?

rectum?
DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!

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>i'd love to have the country open by Easter
BRINGING THE COUNTRY BACK TO LIFE
A GREAT AMERICAN RESURRECTION

this is funny as fuck

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Also did you screencap my under 16,000 deaths post? You lost. I won. Good day.

...

>I TRIED SO HARD

Why are you guys so against just getting low-interest loans until things blow over?
The Dems are the best for the debt
Just take out some loans (with low interest).

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Corona Chan is raping Greta in the cunny with her giant viral futa cock

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GREAT AMERICAN RESURRECTION

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fucking lel folding retard bitch

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BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP SAID HE WANTS TO OPEN THINGS UP BY EASTER.

ECONOMIC RESURRECTION INBOUND!

Is Trump a WASP?

reminder that 4.10.2020 is Good Friday. Trust the plan.

that's still kind of a long time trumo, let's just end the charade today

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unironically true. he actually used her ego to great advantage in getting wall funding and USMCA which paul ryan blocked.
He let her impeach him for those 2 deals and he came out of them unscathed and actually improving his poll numbers.

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first time seeing this. kek

is this an OC?

>usury
Filthy fucking kike.

EASTER WORSHIPERS RISE UP

No, he's half German and half Scottish by extraction, but he is a WP.

Where are the millions of deaths I was promised a month ago, you dumb fearmongering niggers?

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user how dare you delet this

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What is in the senate version?

Yeah.

She killed her husband and took enough to look like she was an innocent victim, when in fact she convinced her husband to overdose.

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Dr. Birx always looks so comfy.

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No, he's south German and Scottish.

The margin of error on that poll is a little over 3%.

But his vision is still perfect.
???

>GREAT AMERICAN RESURRECTION

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That's a great Monmouth result for Trump. He usually gets demolished in their polls.

Trump is a fucking jew.

Too bad it doesn't kill children

Always kill a traitor before an enemy, Pablo.

does everyone at the white house get a dollar every time someone says "that's a great question"

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symbolism, my dude
fighting the moloch worshippers with their own magick

wait a minute
is this real?

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The virus is a living organism just trying to survive

The Senate bill is much tighter focused on actually fixing the problems. The House bill was the one with all the ludicrous pork and Communism in it.

That's a great question.

This lady emanates class.

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found a /cvg/ nigger in the wild

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Does he mean to travel or work? Trying to shut businesses for that long ins insane nonsense.

>52% of infections are located in NY, CA, And WA
>the rest of the nation has a few hundred here and there
>some states still have 0
Who fucking cares

Everything about this is disgusting

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You should be fucking shot to death

Thank you for asking

>nobody cares about the climate anymore
>pretend you have Corona to get attention
Sorry, Greta, you'll never get a cute bf like that. Try smiling!

The Market hath risen!
Truly it hath risen!

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GRETA YES!!!!

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AMERICA IS GETTING AN EASTER RESURRECTION

>That Uniform

KINO AS FUCK

>greta will never show you her magic trick where she'll make your dick vanish

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I JUST WOKE UP PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL

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he's technically agnostic, but he's an honorary Catholic on account of his wife

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>(((low interest loans)))