Brit/pol/ - my civ collapse look edition

>Italy has just reported a jump of 743 deaths in the past day, bringing its death toll up to 6,820. This comes after two days of the number falling.
JUST

BRITONS REJOICE!
* 12-week National Holiday declared
* Mortgage and rent payments suspended
* Britons frolicking in countryside

do we Anglo's have blood on are hands? i mean just look at the Dresden bombing

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>tfw if I wa born 2 miles down the road I'd be in the ROI and getting £320 in sick pay right now

Fuck sake

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Why is Italy getting fucked up?

metal one

>TRACKSUIT
kill him.

Reminder cvg spammer is trolling outside of Yas Forums

twitter.com/i/status/1241356558656770048

East Ham video.

stockpile greggs protein items. start lifting. minimal cardio. two scoops of whey in your carling. simple as.

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we're 1-2 weeks behind italy.

>Hello 999
>My neighbour has left the house twice today, please arrest them
>Sure we'll send a swat team over right away

are you the upside-down owen jones?

everybody's done bad, but not all have done good.

our death rate is increasing far slower than italy's did

One thing that annoys me about my mum is that whenever I mention teachers or teaching she responds with "Those who can do, those who can't, teach". And yes she can barely write in sentences using proper spelling and grammar. She obviously heard it from my dad when they were still together, but it annoys me that she is so thick-headed. If it was her own opinion, and she would justify or defend it, then fair enough. But she just trots it out despite being frankly not very intelligent.

the virus is worse than they say it is. italy's CFR is only slightly higher than the average outside of china. our CFR is twice as high as the average.

You are going to volunteer to help the NHS right? Hope none of you lads are being cowards and locking yourselves away

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you’ll be reassigned state accommodation shortly closest to your nearest work assignment citizen
please continue to pay taxes, failure to do so will result in your microchip being activated
-REMEMBER THE 500 CORONAVICTIMS GOD SAVE ARE NHS-

76% of uk patients have died so far.

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Lol this
But imagine what job seeking will be like for them. Mitchell and Webb did a sketch on grade inflation, joked it would just go back to nepotism, probably not far from the truth

Anyone got any livestreams from their cities? Some lad posted East Lahndan last night

crossbows are a fucking LARP but have you tried swinging a bat indoors you fucking LARPing spastic?

some of the bodies might have gold fillings win win .

swat teams won’t be needed my americanised underaged friend, microchip shall be activated should it detect red flag terms in the hosts speech

Wouldn’t mind seeing Kanani’s punani if you follow my line of thinking.

>helping normalshitters
The answer is no

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cringe

Went to m&s in city centre of a northern City. Like 5 people there, had everything in massive stock but pasta. They'll be wasting fresh food soon. Honestly the best shopping experience I've ever had.

youtube.com/watch?v=3-eM4IM-PfY

this was a few weeks ago. it's like something out of a dystopian horror film. they've started using drones to yell at people in europe now too

it would be 150% if it wasn’t for are nhs, pay more taxes and surrender more liberty or die

quick, trot out a 1984 reference even though you haven't read it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death#European_outbreak
>"It is said that the plague takes three forms. In the first people suffer an infection of the lungs, which leads to breathing difficulties. Whoever has this corruption or contamination to any extent cannot escape but will die within two days."

this is a lot more fascinating and scary to read about now. will we be doing this to our doors again?

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>76% of uk patients have died so far.
That's clearly not the case you utter retard. Why are you even in this general anyway?

I'm in the group that should be social distancing because my BMI is above 40. Any volunteers want to bring me a kebab?

i used to work at a school and teachers would say 'Those who can, teach. Those who can't teach PE'
the saying has some truth to it though, as often the best in the field will go and do some important job in that field, while the B students will become the next teachers

Where my realife jannies at.

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Still got a job lad

Sit tight lad on my way

would it look good on my cv?

You are so retarded honestly.

i’m sorry, the literature you have mentioned is not authorised, you’re microchip has been activated. please await the detention forces arrival

Is your Sunday best a fedora and katana lad?

ye p.e teachers get paid the same as every other teacher though, so...

>An-com colours

Uuugghhh

Really boggles my mind when journos don't understand how household units work and that simple being outside together with the same people you live with is dangerous?

rate my apocalypse weapon lads
it can bring down fortresses

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/
the percentages have been very stable. there's no reason to assume that 97% of people will suddenly start "recovering" soon.

this is worth watching if you're interested
youtube.com/watch?v=j89pdCZnNTY

If work decided to down tools then I would.
Until then toilberg is paying me to do not much from the comfort of my bedroom and my evenings are mine to get drunk and shitpost.

No, I was told by daddy Boris to stay at home.

they usually also teach another subject like history or geography in my experience

50% of all household income will be “volunteered” to the HM NHS citizen. should HM Gov require your conscription, a “motivational” unit will arrive at your location to inform you

We're Living in 12 Monkeys

youtube.com/watch?v=1JLBXfKDbbI

You need to find breeding stock. Post that instead.

thank you very much for sharing. i'm gonna watch it in bed now with a cup of black tea and my hot water bottle :)

Russian Orthodox user?

reminder that china is lying about their numbers. if you remove their fake numbers from the pool, only 10% or so of the total cases have "recovered".

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Your initial statement was complete shit. I'm amazed you're so pigheaded you can't admit it.

is it normal that i'm a 24 year old guy who loves Monster High, a doll show for little girls?

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i got a 20 stone monkey that i just cant beat

Please be well lads!
I love you all!

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Friendly reminder that there is currently no legal precedent for detainment or arrest for breaching the "lockdown".

A second friendly reminder that if such legislation were to pass through the Commons and the Lords, such legislation would be in direct conflict with ECHR directives, to which we are still subject. If you are detained, questioned or arrested for going about your business anytime soon, sue the government for everything it is worth.

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your school must of been strapped for cash lad

that’s right, this virus is the most deadly virus ever, you read the papers right? we’re all going to die unless you give up your liberty

enjoy. it's really very good.

nonce

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oh, there's the odd glitch where it's been transferred from an old VHS, but it's not much don't worry

shes right though, listen to ye ma and ye might learn something

Huge Chinese population

>muh immunity

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manhands

Make me proud, coz.

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my wife's 32 year old brother recommended this to us and when we watched the trailer we just pissed ourselves laughing at him

no worries! thanks again, appreciate you

>ere that Boris shoot down are Greggs, dunno ow am gonnah cope lad, wot wov there been no footeh on eetha

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i’m sorry citizen, but inalienable means that it’s alienable if we say so. please await the detention units arrival, your neighbours have reported your dangerous hate speech

>If you are detained
I'm a freeman on the land and I can do as I please.

>muh 76% of patients are dead as we speak

there's some proper hot and spicy nurses in that there our RNHS fill yer boots it's like a knocking shop down there phwoar

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Boo. Money and corporations are most important.
How's this helping are economic revolution?

fine

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“Can people see their boyfriends and girlfriends?
There's a question about whether boyfriends and girlfriends are allowed to meet up if they don't live together.

England’s deputy chief medical officer Dr Jenny Harries says as a "principle" people should stay in their "household units".

Doing otherwise would help the spread of the virus, she says.

She suggests couples should "test" the strength of their relationship and decide whether they want to live permanently with each other.”

Normies get fucking rekt

i went to a few schools, and it was the case in all of them

Mine computer is very powerful; what games do you play lad?

>they usually also teach another subject like history or geography in my experience

they just shouted "Read the damn book mr/mrs Otherteacher was doing in your last lesson." at my school.

Ye I'm convinced
gotta wait for flu to end then I will start attending St Chads
pravoslavieto.com/docs/eng/Orthodox_Catechism_of_Philaret.htm

>muh 2% death rate with no evidence

If you get questioned just give a fake name/address

They don't have the manpower to start questioning everyone anyway

it would be more without are nhs, as high as 436%. pay your taxes and give up your freedoms

Precisely my point, dear fellow.

Also, checked.

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work was only thing keeping me off the beer all day, gonna beg em to let me back out tommorow

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hotttt boi goddam

if you actually watched the video you wouldn't sound so dumb... they detail what you say

My*

Silly me

i went to a sports college maybe thats why

Italians are very family oriented trad Catholics so they live quite close knit. Kids, adults, boomers. Unfortunately this family dynamic ended up infecting the boomers.
It kind of works in our favour though with the pakis lol. Most of the deaths we will have will be paki boomers.
Looks like our selfish practice in the UK of throwing grandma in a home after we get sick of her ironically saved her life.

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Globalisation

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saved link nice user

Why are they a larp? They’re powerful enough to pierce through flesh and down to the bone. You get shot in the face with one and it’s over

church is banned citizen, there is only HM Gov, HM NHS and the detention unit

you're really cool

Sassenach is retarded. Colour me shocked.

Your initial claim was absolute garbage. Why the fuck are you peddling this shit?

They can check you on the spot if they suspect you're lying, then they can arrest you if you're not playing ball.

i’ve seen 12 monkey, cba watch the vid

assumptions t b h

am d/ling red dead redemption 2 right now as it happens tbqhwy fwit fyi ngl hope its not shit

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breaf stinks of garlic

Imagine not owning guns because your government says you are too stupid to be trusted

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death rates would be 692% without are nhs
pay more tax

that was a weird move banning places of worship. ''''''Conservative''''''' Party.

Not really. Just a dullard with educated friends. I simply see it as my duty to act as a vector for such crucial information to the rest of us.

kek

weird mine stinks of lingling

going for a walk outside soon, wish me luck lads

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"the killing?no satisfaction.everything up to the killing, kick ass."

You came to the wrong house fool

Oh well, I don't think I can run that game at all, lol

God isn't restricted to a building
but yes, we shouldn't be surprised that Kabbalist Bojo is bending the knee to the devil

WTF?
Why're they lying to us?

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I'm not going to avoid my gf for 3 weeks just because some bitch wants me to test the strength of our relationship, what a load of shite

>has no knowledge of basic biology
>thinks he's an expert on viruses cause muh media image

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It is said that the best archers were able to fire an arrow every five seconds with accuracy. However, such a high fire-rate could not be maintained over long periods and it is estimated that a trained longbowman could fire around six arrows per minute during more prolonged periods of time.

A crossbowman on the other hand, could only fire at about half the speed of a longbowman and on average could fire no more than three or four bolts a minute. His slower reload time was due to his need to use mechanical devices to draw back the bowstring before he could load the bolt and fire the weapon. This cost the wielder precious seconds.

At the Battle of Crecy, for instance, the countless volleys of the English longbowmen shattered the opposing Genoese crossbowmen, who had foolishly left their pavise shields back at the French camp.

you are unaware after the greys pandemic of 2020 that saw almost half a thousand dead across the U.K, that HM Gov dissolved parliament and replaced the HoL with HM NHS. Your microchip has been activated, await re-education

Imagine losing your foreskin because your nation falls for a pack of lies

you see it as your duty to be an epidemic vector

Older pakis dying will further radicalise the paki communities, free up wealth and space in homes to the younger more anti british pakis.

Imagine not being able to defend yourself with your hands and needing a gun

its barely about 12 monkeys lad, just watch the first 5 mins please lad if you can be bothered
just want you lads to be informed

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>'This is not a cold. This is the Grim Reaper knocking on my door': Fitness enthusiast, 42, blasts people who compare coronavirus to the flu in diary written from his hospital bed that describes his muscles tingling as he struggles to breathe
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8147429/Illinois-father-42-warns-coronavirus-NOT-like-flu-shares-diary-hospital-bed.html

CAM ON VEN! YEW WANT SOOM!?!

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and he's got a Telegraph brand facemask

>Its the apocalypse you can do what you like
>Dresses like a chav
I'm looting a top hat

>*teleports behind you*
nothin personel kid

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you may worship “god” in are HM NHS multi faith rooms on your allotted daily 15 minute break on your 15hr conscript shift