/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2487 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 402,385 (+23,602) ► Died: 17,507 (+1,000)

— Total lockdowns aggregate: 3.52 billion people

— Remaining to surpass swine flu: 942 confirmed deaths

>NEWS
US federal government pressures states to test less
archive.is/TfqG8

India under complete lockdown, 1.33 billion people
archive.is/wEMUz

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
archive.is/48Qjm

Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
archive.is/l2fXg

>RESEARCH
Bodies must be cremated
archive.is/kdBtS

Survivors will be exhausted for six months
archive.is/ZZanF

Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
archive.is/gFpGT

Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
archive.is/ZZanF

Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/tjjat

>REMINDER
Pandemic to last 18 months and include multiple waves
archive.is/ca3NH

Pakistan's Punjab, Sindh, KP and Balochistan on lockdown, 205 million
archive.is/cv67B

Denmark under lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/f1BgG

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

Iraq's Baghdad on lockdown, 7 million
archive.is/W89ys

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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Nothingburger, schizos.
Stop making these threads NOW.
Life is normal again in China.
It will be normal everywhere in 1 month tops.

ITALY +5,249 NEW CASES
ITALY +743 DEAD
>ITALY +5,249 NEW CASES
>ITALY +743 DEAD
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ITALY +743 DEAD
>ITALY +5,249 NEW CASES
>ITALY +743 DEAD
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ITALY +743 DEAD
>ITALY +5,249 NEW CASES
>ITALY +743 DEAD
ITALY +5,249 NEW CASES
ITALY +743 DEAD
>ITALY +5,249 NEW CASES
>ITALY +743 DEAD
ITS OVER

When you first heard about coronachan, who here thought it was gonna be nothing?

Take your medicine.

Is he right? Do americans really want to go back to work?

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>number of threads multiplied by 8 still greater than number of dead
>happening
Stop shilling this nothing sandwich

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FACTS:
It's not the virus that is deadly, socialized medicine is.

FACTS:
The markets are going UP UP UP. Bear market is out, bull market is in. Buy while you still can!

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Italians got too cocky

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GET FUCKED NOTHINGBURGERS

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ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REPORTS

5.249 NEW CASES (69.176)
743 NEW DEATHS (6.820)
894 RECOVERED (8.326)

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So we've officially passed swine flus official deaths?

Do any of you care that outside this thread, and like 3 others, Chinese are pushing new threads into the board as fast as they can solve captchas?

NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO
NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO

Corona-Chan will fix the Americas by taking the trash out

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Take your medicine, it's still a nothingburger.
>0.0002% of all people died
OH NONONONO

Fuck off chink

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Cope more, schizo. We are winning.

a damn shame

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>they will practice social distancing
LOL SINCE WHEN

Don't you need to watch your sister being raped by nigger refugees?

Where are the vids of people getting knocked down in Italy by police?

Am I the only one that finds it weird that China isn't having any major ceremonies and major "opening" on their quarantine.

You'd think we'd see parades and videos coming out by now.

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LMAO nothingburger fags got too cocky. Take your meds, Nikos

PASTA BROS...

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IT'S FUCKING OVER NOTHINGBURGER FAGS. 743 DEATHS IN ITALY

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Stop posting fake numbers, disinfo schizoid.

Go defend your border, kostas.

Post yfw when New York is kill

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B-B-B-B-BUT YOU T-TOLD ME THIS IS A N-NOTHINGBURGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Still trending down. It was 6500 new cases a few days ago. Tomorrow will be less than 5k.

Everyone will follow Italy's route. We're done. We acted too late. The only winner will be China. Fuck those bat eaters.

fuck no, my company is already shut down till April 30th at minimum, we're strictly working from home till then. social distancing is not possible within the structures of the modern office building

Someone please tweet this to Billy boy.

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nice cope

All you delusional schizos are missing 1 key thing:
China is already back to normal life. The same will happen everywhere else and when it does, the threads that will make fun of you won't stop for years.

this might seem like a something burger but unless USA gets like 15K+ cases daily growth will be less than yesterday
>but m-muh italian deaths increased
irrelevant, new cases are on a downward trend.

>WE H-HIT THE P-PEAK!
>I-ITS JUST A NOTHINGBURGER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 49,594 (622) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 31,991 (149) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,010 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,768 (12) Portugal 2,362 (33) Sweden 2,286 (36) Canada 2,177 (24) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 1,980 (34) Israel 1,656 (2) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,591 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,394 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Luxembourg 1,099 (8) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 958 (7) Chile 922 (2) Poland 848 (9) Thailand 827 (4) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Greece 743 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +5,860 (+69) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +2,935 (+26) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +536 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +143 (+2) Portugal +302 (+10) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+1) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +131 (+8) Czech Republic +158 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +83 (+1) Poland +99 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Greece +48 (+3) Diamond Princess (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+1) Algeria +34 (+2) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +18 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Cyprus (+2) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Canada +86 Brazil +56 Japan +12 Luxembourg +224 Chile +176…

>FULL LISTS
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HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONAL HERE! IF YOUR AREA/STATE HAS LESS THAN 100 INFECTED YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVEONES. DEMAND A FULL LOCKDOWN NOW IN YOUR AREA!

How many total tests has Italy done now? I'd really like to track the percent of tests that come out positive by day in Italy.

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>still hasn't killed more than swine flu

Non-Baguette

>t. bugman chink on vpn

Who's the drawfag who makes these? his twitter was put in another thread.

Also is there a 400K or do we have to wait for 500K, i.e. by tomorrow evening?

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but you know that Italy tests 50% less than a few days ago?

Greta Thun(((berg))) blessed by Corona Chan!
The kikes pet fetal alcohol baby BTFO by Nurgles Daughter

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

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Lombardy passing the torch to the rest of the country - this is far from over in Italy - it’s going waaay back up lads

Spain will overtake Italy in deaths soon though

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I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen
>numbers continue to increase for a few weeks
>start to level off in April
>everyone goes back to normal
>corona-chan is still out there, though
>Round 2 begins
>people refuse to go back into quarantine because "it wasn't that bad"
>government refuses to report accurate numbers for muh economy

Face it schizo, nothing burger fags got btfo yet again

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>the threads that will make fun of you won't stop for years.
omg that sounds so scary

Sauce?

Its steady on the peak of the curve i think. trending down would be +4000 with 300 deaths or something like that

twitter.com/willwildart

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this image was already debunked, the satellite tracking SO2 levels for Windy.com uses forecast data, not real-time data. can dig up the source for this if you don't believe me, but yeah I wish it was true but it's not

WE'RE BACK BOYZ

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And t's not even close to the numbers that the seasonal flu, malaria etc produce
Schizos really are out of their minds and entering into extreme cope mode. Corona is not the only virus in the world and it is FAR, FAR, FAAAR from being the deadliest one.

>Still trending down
>Tomorrow will be less than 5k

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Tamponi= Swab tests

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO INVITE TYRONE TO FUCK MY WIFE SOON

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Italy (cases/deaths)
3/24 +5249 +743
3/23 +4789 +601
3/22 +5560 +651
3/21 +6557 +793
3/20 +5986 +627

I believe his handle is @wildwildart

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You need living people for parades

Laughing out loud. We're hitting 25k at the end of the week at this rate.
Next week when people will be going back to work, another MAJOR surge will be incoming. I predict a DOUBLE DIGIT rise in value EVERY DAY until supply and demand have stabilized again.

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Guys I don't want this happening anymore.

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>China is already back to normal life.

Pics or it didn't happen, chang

ITALY, CAN YOU FUCKING STOP ALREADY?

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

PASTABROS

5 MINUTES UNTIL ITALIAN PM GIUSEPPE CONTE PRESS CONFERENCE GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

video.sky.it/news/diretta
tgcom24.mediaset.it/video/

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Fake.

Peaked in cases
Deaths are likely to remain high for a while

Just scorch Italy.

>Going back to normal
>AFTER 3 MONTHS OF "DON'T LEAVE HOME OR SHOOT ON SIGHT!" STYLE LOCKDOWN THAT WILL NEVER BE REPLICATED IN THE WEST
>The absolute state of nothingburgers.

YES YES YES YES YES

Just a reminder: Italys numbers will be 300 or less tomorrow

Update Italy numbers. We are getting closer. End of days when?

They're already escaping from jail in Washington State
>komonews.com/news/local/14-inmates-make-daring-escape-from-yakima-jail-6-remain-on-the-run

you're retarded. The amount of unreported infected is 10x more than what is being reported.

>it would go down
B T F O OOOOOO

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Hospitals overwhelmed as city is overrun with cases
Madrid,Spain
VIDEO

liveleak.com/view?t=a1CU9_1584901641

>over 17k deaths
Wait what, when this happened? I thought it was at 7k deaths only few days ago

Problem is all the Gen X. They don't care of they live or die, so they don't respect Coronachan. They are worse than boomers.

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>US federal government pressures states to test less

We're not going to exist in 2021 are we...

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No, Italians are bros

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Italy numbers are already trending downwards anyway. Watch as tomorrow has the least deaths recorded, schizo fucks.

>Got excited yesterday when numbers supported his view, now thinks those same numbers are fake they aren't what he wanted to see
I can feel the cope from across the fucking continent

>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING
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>BREAKING

CHINESE MOBILE COMPANIES REPROTED THAT 14 MILLIONS MOBILE PHONE NUMBERS HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED SINCE THE START OF THE LOCKDOWN.

IF WE SUPPOSE THAT EVERY CHINK HAS 3 PHONES AND ONLY CHINKS WITH PHONES DIED THE TOTAL OF DEATH IS 4.500.000.
AROUND 8%-10% MORTALITY RATE SAME AS OTHER COUNTRIES.

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We are going to hit over 2000 deaths in one day today.

Virus is being taken advantage of:
>1. Event 201- archive.is/JemRB
>2. The virus is a real event, but the disproportionate panic surrounding it is intentional, it is being used to provide an excuse for sweeping economic changes and pushing the following agenda.
>3. Federal Reserve provides unlimited funds to now failing industries
- archive.is/LAnaN
- Govt + Industry: National Socialism or some variant, new form of government in america.
- Presidential Seal and E Pluribus Unum flag no longer present in press briefings
>4. Federal Reserve providing funds to other country's central banks, preparation for single currency.
- Useful resource for 3 & 4: youtube.com/watch?v=rjuOAuQ-uuM
>5. Digital ID
- id2020.org/manifesto
- id2020.org/alliance
- See number 6 below

>on 3/19/20 numbers 6-9 were predictions based off of 1-5. As of 3/23/20, one of four predictions has proven accurate.

>6. Digital Currency 7. Normalization of digital currency and ID
- cash and credit card will be phased out for contactless payment in the name of public safety
- increasingly limited options other than digital dollar makes it all but necessary for survival for those not already self sufficient
- stigmatization of people who resist these measures as dangerous, violent, unpatriotic, etc. character assassination in the media.
> 8. Global universal digital currency and ID
> 9. Global Consolidation of Authority

youtube.com/watch?v=y_pp3mu6IoI

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>China is already back to normal life.
Imagine being this delusional

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Are you sure or did he delete?

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of course, I for one am glad to die so that green line go up

this.

cases are flatlining. of course deaths will remain high, but new cases are the important factor to watch.

>going back to normal
>not spamming the world with images and videos of China's glorious return to normality
Yeah not fucking buying it, Cheng. Xi Jinping loves the taste of black cock and can't stop sharing his wife with mexicans.

He can't cook with corona, user. Where is your empathy?

i don't either :(
i hate the goddamn chinks so fucking much

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

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Guys, this is scary.....

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oRCn5xPLCKs

Canada needs to build a wall.

What a retarded fucking argument when the only country worth talking about without universal health care is the US, where things are only getting started. All the other ones without it are shitholes that can barely get their hands on tests.

People like my friend who live paycheck to paycheck and need to work do.

>Life is normal again in China.
Prove it, shillstein. If a western country said life was normal again, we would be able to check out social media and confirm their statement. We would see a decline in virus videos. We would see new videos of hospitals that are not filled to the brim, etc... To this day, China is still squelching the flow of information to the outside world, so we cannot do that for China. All we have is the word of the Chinese government, which means nothing. So when we cut through the bullshit, you really have no idea if "life is normal" in China. We are not schizos - you nothingburgers are just NPCs.

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we are all doomed, no escape, D E A D

But I need them to keep milling parts for my VW Polos!

Wait is that fucking serious? Like "If I don't see it is not real"? How fare are you kike lovers are willing to go to protect MUH ECONOMY?

It's getting worse. This fucker survives up 17 (seventeen) days on surfaces.

msn.com/en-us/health/health-news/cdc-says-coronavirus-survived-in-princess-cruise-ship-cabins-for-up-to-17-days-after-passengers-left/ar-BB11BmTS

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The recovery rate will increase faster than the death rate, and inevitably the death rate will be a fraction of the recoveries.

source?

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride now guys

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We all know he's bought and paid for. He's a scumbag

No more viri.

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There were 7k on 16th and 17th of march
So a week ago

I am Brazilian 100%, confirmations able to be obtained by photographing outside

>SAME AS OTHER
Of course it is. Did somebody actually believed in 70k+ recovered? Heh.

It's @willwildart
twitter.com/willwildart

WEW LAD

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yes

thank you compatriote

thanks m8

not just blacklight, UV-C 254nm sterilizing lamp

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BREAKING:
USA HAS HIT 50K CASES
GO MUTTLAND GO

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Eeeh, not so bad, might be finally slowing down

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS OUR FUTURE.

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What will happen to all americans who get fired? Will they get some welfare?

*willwildart
My bad.

JUST

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aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/china-life-returning-normal-coronavirus-outbreak-slows-200317084803189.html
techcrunch.com/2020/03/18/japanese-flu-drug-appears-effective-in-coronavirus-treatment-in-chinese-clinical-trials/

This kills the schizo.

>It was 6500 new cases a few days ago
Those were total cases. The peak was +4800 and anyway that number depends on how many test they run each day.

I was nothingburgerfag but then I saw the others like me, and I knew it was a happening

they stoped reported non problematic case in france.

Seriously

god please i hope she starts growing a dick

What else can be done at this point?

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I wonder if they'll manage to liberate Bergamo from corona

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The Jew fears the Belgian UV-C 254nm sterilizing lamp

liveleak.com/view?t=sDZY3_1584893072

tamponi are tests

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We boutta do the opposite. CAN'T LET THE FIAT CURRENCY COLLAPSE EVERYBODY GET BACK TO WORK!!!!

>videos online everywhere people drowning to death in hospitals and gasping for air
>chimp out videos of families crying they can't get help
>China leaks people are starving, need money, many homeless, kids orphaned because entire family is dead
MAKE IT STOP

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OH SHIT

NOTHINGBROS, WE GOT TOO COCKY

It is obvious that chinks has ceased to publish reports.
Any news from them?

Maybe if she was from Thailand.

China is at 400.000 and no one will prove me otherwise.

Only if they're black

Is this the vegan general because your burger has no meat :^)

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let's hope so.

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Wuhan is still on lockdown and they stopped testing, imagine believing the CCP

Oh you will, you will. We all will...

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What are the death rates of the coronavirus without hospitalization??

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>Patients infectious after "recovery"
>archive.is/tjjat

china number wan right

Don't be so dramatic lad. Your countries incompetence will result in more deaths than there should have been. Still only a tiny fraction of the population. The economy literally matters more than these lives. That's what you should be worried about.

>Upcoming weekly jobless claims will shatter the standards set even during the worst points of the financial crisis and the early-1980s recession, with Bank of America forecasting a total of 3 million when the number is released Thursday.

AAAA cant do more aaaaaaa because i am a phonefag

Only Jesus can save us

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Nonsense, scientific inquiry has concluded that Covid-19 survives as long as 6 million days on any surface and in any organism.
It's the facts!

It's truly over

>making shit up
it's bad enough as it is you really don't have to wildly bullshit

That miss really fucking hurt

SAVED!! thanks user, good Corona Chan.

I'm not a nothingburger but I've seen no new videos outside of a news piece or two on Italy's hospitals. Source?

no

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Too early to tell Pandemics don't last for weeks bucko.

back at dem good, big numbers. I was worried for a second that quarantine worked.

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t. Billiakos Mitchellpoulos

No it doesn't, chang

And yet they boast of the ability to track active fires

>happening canceled
it ended too soon

30%+

@willwildart

is italy trying out whatever drugs at all?

YESSSSS

If my roommate is sick should i call someone? He continues to go out every day, is coughing, has a fever

In fact, comparing it to the flu is a massive overstatement.

The flu kills an estimated 300,000 to 650,000 people worldwide every year, and there is absolutely zero chance that coronavirus is going to make it to 15% of that average. It might not even make it to 10%.

Also, keep in mind: although the death rate is probably basically correct, the infection rate could be a hundred or a thousand times more than what is reported, because virtually no one is getting tested and people are getting sick and recovering without ever going to a hospital or thinking about getting tested. This means that the actual mortality rate of the Coronavirus is very, very low.

So understand: people are dying left and right from the flu, all season, but this new disease pops up and kills a few people who probably would have died from the flu anyway and it’s the end of the world.

This is not reasonable.

Only a woman or a boomer could think this response is reasonable.

Unfortunately, policy in the West is set by women and boomers.

I think it's only the RNA that survives, the virus part of it is "dead". So technically, it won't infect anyone who touches it, supposedly.

ITALIAN PM PRESS CONFERENCE STARTING ANY MOMENT

Hory shit literally a third to a half of the total people dying in Italy are dying of this virus.

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>twitter.com/thecrimson/status/1242495329427226632

I wouldn' mind extinction if it happens in a atomic flash or an asteroid hit. But pneumonia is a shitty way to die.

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And by next week, the incubation period for a lot of people will finish and first wave of infected will start to die, causing Coronavirus numbers to skyrocket and causing the stock market to crash again. If you wanna be smart with the stock market, you should wait longer than just a week before expecting it to start to reliably climb again.

They are trying out the Japanese drug

Even China shut down the worker hives, truly this man is the best shabbos goy.

only if he is dying cant be tested for mild

Why don't we send doctors to Italy so that we can help save some italian lives?

Sweden should, we don't have any problems yet with corona.

Me too fren

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Wrong answer lmao the dead cat continues to bounce. 2 to 3k loss tomorrow CAP THIS.

>twitter.com/willwildart
thank you anons

He has become full retard.
In every major city, the majority don't drive, which means its transit to work...... social distancing.

wait, why are we panicking over a flu again?

Some based user, or maybe the artist himself, improved the hips a bit.

Why isn't this happening in burgerland?

Not the active part, it survives up to 9 days and on air 3 hours give or take which is really bad already.

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Correlation is not causality

I don't think he give a shit

Lake Worth Beach city commission meeting turns ugly
Thursday night’s Lake Worth Beach city commission meeting turned into a screaming, name-calling, finger-pointing affair between Commissioner Omari Hardy on one side and Mayor Pam Triolo and City Manager Michael Bornstein on the other

liveleak.com/view?t=u5abJ_1584800083

Gen X here, can confirm we're all turbo nihilists

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Oh you

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Only Cuba, China and Russia does stuff like that

Alternatively, Chinese clickfarms shut down during the quarantine.
Crazy I know.

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It's over, pasta la vista

This flu will send us back to stone age, does saving 2% of boomers that will die from a normal flu next year worth it?

Leafs should not be allowed to post

I miss him guys :(

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We are roughly 14-16 days behind their curve

You know what though? Believe who you want buy now I don't care about you or your money anyway.

That’s way too low.

Canada had 500k in a week.

The US will have 5 million minimum.

guys as much as i want this to happen im starting to doubt. other than italy and spain things seem to level out in the eu.... what a disappointment

We're here

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Doomers, so to say.

Ok, then stop.

UK and Netherlands are accelerating

transbit buses in BC I was literally riding one today and it was packed because they roped off the entire fucking front

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CHINA
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID

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at what cost

>muh economy
If shutting down for a couple of months sends us back to the stone age, we already had a failed system.

>will never have a gf that cosplays as corona-chan and fuck me as I grasp for air

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I live in Argentina and we have a grand total of 5 cases, i doubt anything significant happens onward, we are on lockdown anyway

Oh I get it, chineses build massive botnet for sell to whole world, local lockdowns destroy services for botnet and world wide lockdowns destroy botnets for whole world, meaning just unplug millons cellphones.

hongkongfp.com/2019/08/08/click-farms-shadowy-internet-industry-booming-china/

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Just a reminder no... Just no tardo.

China needs to pay

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We had

GenX didn't sell out the country to globalism though. Gen X just don't care, come as you will, or not Corona Chan, it makes no difference, for tonight we dine in hell.
t. Gen X.

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STUDY ON US MINIMUMS OVER NEXT 6 MONTHS
100M INFECTED
21M HOSPITALIZED
5M IN ICUS
2.5M DEAD

doesn't include deaths from other medical conditions that won't get treated
healthaffairs.org/do/10.1377/hblog20200317.457910/full/

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>lockdown
sounds scary when you say it, but it's mostly on paper only

It's not that we don't care if we live or die - it's that I am willing to die if it means the corrupt systems of power around me collapse. I place the value of my life below that of a chain of events that will lead us to a better world, so I hope that things continue to get "worse" to the point where the systems around us collapse, even if things getting worse is bad from the perspective of my personal interests.

See? Stupid American, Chinese peoples are wise like a 1000 year old fish, and we share civilization benefits with everyone but you are ungrateful

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literally just a flu

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Checking your consolation dubbies

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>Italy and Spain just posted their biggest daily death total
>Cases still going up and up in Germany and the UK
>Happening over

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LATEST PRE-NEWS

youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo

True, imaging having a few month vacation being enough to send a "civilization" to a stone age.
Disgusting

When you realize this is just the first wave

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>big numbers
Wait for the mass testing that northern regions have announced.
Numbers will skyrocket.
So far we only tested those with clear symptoms.

Nice copypasta Xi

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Gen X never DID care. The Great Recession was a perfect example.

BASED tartaglia autist.

>TRUMP WANTS EVERYONE BACK TO WORK BY EASTER

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You. I like you.
>t. Millennial who missed the Gen X cut by a few months

Fuck off chink

So just what ARE the symptoms I should be looking out for? How long from infection will it take me to display them?

Word [spoken in 1980's]

Saved. Thank you for this.

is this a poll or model projections? source?

Ok but seriously what do you fear more?
A fucking nothingburger flu that'll maybe kill a boomer
or
MEDICAL
MARTIAL
LAW

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Where is the newer bugspray about Xi Jinping loving black semen? I forgot to save that one

ok Rabbi. Thanks!

yeah and can you imagine pre-ordering a yakuza game?

Italian PM speech with traductor where?

>China leaks people are starving, need money, many homeless, kids orphaned because entire family is dead
i haven't seen these

Ok I wanna believe this is a plague and not a 9/11 type scare to slam laws through washington while everyones distracted, wheres all the pictures of the dead and dying, wheres the screencaps of infected on twitter going 'COOF AGHH MY FUCKING COUGH LUNGS COUGH AHHH FUCK COUGH'. All these suspicious as shit laws, congress working from fucking home? They mean congress hiding so they can pass shit in private before anyone can stop them? What the fuck is this shit.

Yeah, there are some shills that keep posting wave graphs with multiple peaks; new pandemic every 4 fucking months.
At this point I'm not even sure what the fuck I'm looking at.

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN TRUTHERINO STOPPPPPP