How does Russia do it?
How does Russia do it?
Eli Barnes
Nathan Cox
By lying.
Oliver Stewart
The virus only infects humans
Jason Barnes
Like the USSR, they lie, deny and twist the truth.
Charles Jackson
>88
BASED
Tyler Hill
EffPeeBeePee
Eli Carter
stay mad, coofers
Carson Clark
its pretty obvious. its clear that russians arnt even human.
Blake Adams
because no one leaves or visits that shithole.
Benjamin Stewart
by not testing
Justin Nguyen
kek
Joshua Parker
Same reason we are handling it well. We are used to isolating ourselves from the cold weather.
Brandon Anderson
This
Isaac Hernandez
They're not testing for Covid-19.
They have it. They're just report that these patients have pneumonia.
Hunter Young
They developed the virus and deployed it. Their people have been vaccinated and aren’t susceptible. I reported this in Jan...no one cares.
Wyatt Ortiz
Vodka
Henry Rivera
Putin banned it.
Isaac Powell
>Sharp increase in Moscow pneumonia cases
They have a pretty bad flu season :^)
Oliver Wood
Got em
Julian Diaz
Or just maybe they are telling the truth and it's thanks to Rural sprawl and 14 day lockdowns for outsiders returning. It's like you dipshits believing the muh 21 million cell phones! in China.
A fucking nothing burger while you all panic and sign your goddamn rights away, expecting they'll be returned. You deserve what comes next.
Camden Watson
Luxembourg is full of niggers that blows the theory
Justin Lopez
yes, Putin's statistics lying about china virus, for no panic in society (also statistics lying about suicides in Russia, the economy growing and other)
Jason Ward
by not testing
Alexander King
>because no one leaves or visits that shithole.
Russia is top-10 most visited cuntries in Europe
>by not testing
Russia is in top-5 countries by the number of perfomed tests
James Hill
>criticising putin
reported to OMON
Julian Nguyen
How much do you get Paid for telling lies in the internet
Daniel Turner
putin confiscated covid-19 shares and nationalized them.
Juan Ross
kek'd
Levi Mitchell
5 kopeek / post
Asher Foster
This. Russia is basically PERFECT for the kung flu: cold, people living close together in apartment blocks, lots of smoking, lots of heavy industry, vodka. Mexico is going the same route and it may be the best strategy, but let's not be delusional and pretend they're being spared just because they're not testing anyone.
Justin Powell
I imagine when all you do is sit in your home alone drinking vodka contemplating suicide or working, it limits the spread.
Nolan Hill
Putin closed their border with China very early.
Juan Morales
>anything invading russia
The virus probably froze and starved to death on the way like everyone else
Gavin Sanchez
200,000 tests were done.
Tell something like Putin's Russia is lying, they're dying in the streets something like that
Eli Sanchez
>vodka
Alcohol kills the virus, all you need to do is inhale the vapour and it sterilises your lungs
Brody Nelson
>How does Russia do it?
A combo of krokodil and vodka cures everything.
Isaac Fisher
proofs?
Gavin Jackson
Vodka.
Parker Hill
Best answer.
Gavin Fisher
>retard detected
The virus doesn't live in your lungs bong and inhaling alcohol is a horrible idea. Pneumonia is a SYMPTOM of viral infection caused by your own immune system, not due to the virus actually being in your lungs.
Owen Allen
at least the US doesn't lie and pull it's allies in one war after the other over made up shit
you should kill yourself, you're basically russian you troglodyte
suck some nigger cock meanwhile and let me piss in your mouth
Jonathan Collins
Found the chink in the UK
Daniel Rivera
>January was when China only have 5,000 case
>Lag time between infection and pneumonia is 2 weeks, even effing Honkong didn’t record a case until Mid Feb
>Somehow Moscow is one month behind Hongkong in getting widespread infection
You are dumb to believe in western conspiracy.
Justin Sullivan
They closed borders early+started testing anyone coming from Italy. Plus Eastern European countries in general have few cases. They also tested a lot and in the right places in general and have the third highest hospital capacity on the planet in case shit hits the fan.
Isaiah Moore
I caught corona the other day, heated a pint of scotch in a pan and inhaled it and now I have no symptoms.
Jason Sullivan
He killed the virus
Jordan Turner
see
Chase Clark
Nice meme flag retard.
Parker Wood
N-n-no! They must be lying! They must have as many cases as countries that took 0 action until last week! Reeeee!!! they are LYING!!! Their early measures didn't help them at all!
Gavin King
>shit climate so people don't leave home as often on the winter
>shit life expectancy so fewer oldfags to die and spread the plague
>closed the borders early
Lucas Moore
Because Russia isn’t constrained by hysterical notions of political correctness.
The live of Russians come before the feelings and false claims of marginalization of foreigners.
Ryan Morales
>shit life expectancy
higher than China's, which didn't help China at all
Christian Evans
Shut the fuck up Paco
Joshua Kelly
Thats the beauty of mass hysteria.
We live in a massively lulled society.
Bentley Myers
It's not just Russia. All Eastern ex-Soviet Europe has noticeably less cases. Maybe, because they still not fully embraced Western values of tolerance and diversity. Or maybe, they are just poorer and travel less.
Too bad for Russians that USSR is no more. It literally quarantined itself from rest of (decaying) world for 70 years.
Parker Hill
Luke Campbell
Thank God for Russian paranoid mentality and them living in basically a warhammer 40k country.
Ethan Carter
>in last 10 days more than 1 million people came from abroad to Russia.
how do you think how many of them are infected?
Julian Cox
Why are memeflagfags always so pathetic?
Noah Cook
>140k
тoп кeк блядь
Benjamin Russell
(((( It's called tight travel restrictions ))))
Andrew Fisher
Russia is well prepared for this
meduza.io
>These data paint a relatively optimistic picture for Russia: The country significantly surpasses Western countries in terms of ventilator availability. For example, on average, there are 27.3 ventilators in Russia for every 100,000 people, while in the U.S., according to official data from Johns Hopkins University, ICUs have a total of 62,000 ventilators. That makes for only 18.8 ventilators per 100,000 people. In Russian state hospitals, there are 40,000 ventilators, and hospitals are also purchasing new ones as the coronavirus pandemic escalates.
>Meanwhile, according to Italy’s national emergencies ministry (known as the Protezione Civile), there are about 5,000 ventilators for the entire country. That makes for 8.3 ventilators per 100,000 residents — less than half of the same figure for Russia’s Ivanovo region, which has about the same population density as Kentucky.
>In the United Kingdom, where doctors from the National Health Service (NHS) are also warning that the country is catastrophically unprepared for the coronavirus pandemic, Parliament’s Health and Social Care Committee has counted a total of 8,175 ventilators throughout the country, including those intended for children and those located in private clinics and military storage. That’s only 12.9 machines for every 100,000 people, which is also less than almost any region in Russia.
Tyler Miller
Austin Sanchez
your inferior language has no word for kek.