This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:
>money and high purchasing power >birthplace of famous inventor >work force so glorious that we bless other countries with our workers >was a solid empire in middle ages >gay rights >already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe >people go jogging in tight leggings and neon jackets. Do you biggots think that its GAY!!???? No, I assure you its not because of homosexuality but for pure sport performance and visibility >people ride bikes to work >praised by Nietzsche for its peoples musical achievements in Ecce Homos >hs produkt vhs 2 >strong and predictable economy >importing cars from Portugal >white & European >invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot >almost every family has a car and a PC with internet >low unemployment >strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050 >implementing unemployment plan from Greece >exporting to Serbia and Bosnia >army uses homemade tanks >industry based on exports and not on imports >people wear modern clothes >most people have smartphones >people ride bikes to work in their trendy clothing while navigating on their smartphones
do you have a problem with Romania,kpop nip? I really wanna nut inside 10 kpop whores myself
Jaxson Allen
OK bro. I'm not Croatian, but for fuck's sake you need to improve your sales pitch. Delete the following because they are embarrassing: >importing cars from Portugal >army uses homemade tanks >people wear modern clothes >most people have smartphones >people ride bikes to work in their trendy clothing while navigating on their smartphones
For the tanks thing, say that you have a "domestic military industry that manufactures next-generation tanks and combat equipment." In English the word "homemade" implies inferior quality, like some heinous pie that your senile grandmother made that you smile about even though it's barely edible.
Also mention Fiume/Rijeka and D'Annunzio, which are directly relevant to Yas Forums
Tyler Adams
Our production of car's is stopped because of Corona, sorry pal.
Lucas Flores
No problem, just using borrowing Romania as the de facto reference point of a poor country.
And you cant afford a kpop whore.
Samuel Barnes
Can't be that bad. At least they supported the right side during WW2.
(((FIFA))) was far too invested in seeing a "diverse" team triumph over a "racist nazi all white" team
the Griezman penalty was fake and gay and that decided the match; if it had stayed 1-1 who knows what would have occured?
Jaxson Garcia
>Like plungers and drain cleaners? of course the Microsoft certified tech supporter doesn't understand the need of these services. When do I get my $499 back?
FIFA is sponsored by EU kikes. It's like a reverse 1935 Olympics.
Jordan Powell
unfortunately yes. But this year no, corona wrecks economy
Eli Powell
>unfortunately yes it feels unwelcoming lol
Levi Rogers
how is it possible for moldova and ukraine to be so poor?
Luke Hernandez
immigrant is a immigrant and therefore unwelcome
Jordan Jones
But you only take showers like once every two weeks you filthy barbarian
Jackson Clark
>faggotry being allowed I'm so sorry to hear that
Nolan Richardson
fuck your inverted colours. red=bad
Jace Rivera
not planning to live permanently just 2-3 years, unlike those niggers & sandniggers infesting other parts of europe do they even speak english or deutsche?
Daniel Taylor
Did you finally sold all of your cabbage farm to buy CS:GO?
I found Croatia to be like a dirty armpit of Europe. Trash in piles at every pullout which indicates subhuman levels of infrastructure. Can't even develop proper sanitation services. Graffiti was everywhere. Even nice areas. People burned trash so it smelled a lot like some shitholes in the Middle East. dysfunctional sewage system evidenced by sewage pipes dumping straight into the ocean. That leads to high levels of fecal content along the coast. You have a long way to go before you aren't considered the niggers of Europe. You are better than Serbia though. So theres that
Jose James
Croatia is a great country
Carson James
I make more money than your entire yurt living village or your entire neighbourhood in Seoul,might as well bring a singer in here for entertainment purpose (and personal reasons)
Jonathan Brown
>importing Polish technology >importing cars from Portugal seems about right for a 2nd world country
Jackson Parker
Why do you say that?
Mason Howard
>Croatia = best country by what metric
Kevin Sanchez
>everyone fucking spazzing out over a flu
oh god it's the black death, better lock up everyone inside their house with a hazmat suit
