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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PRAISE KEK
BIG HAPPENING
veganism kills
goodnight greta
please keep anything corona related to /cvg/
Correction: She claims it's extremely likely she's had the coronavirus, but is now fully recovered.
she's ugly
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Was Greta made for BBC (Big Bat Coronavirus)?
Why she is bald
obviously fishing for points
Narcissistic sociopath clamors for attention. Fuck her and her filthy commie parents.
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>Greta Thunberg
Who?
greta is actually a middle aged man who has overdosed on estrogen and infant blood
Hardly a danger to youth.
oh no not the heckin doom goblin
this she is an evil dwarf
NOOOOO MY HECKIN' THUNBERINOS!!!
Couldnt get enough attention with her usual schtick... So join the me too corona crowd. Roasties gonna roast even if they have a touch of downs.
This is what happens when you eat bugs.
Is she hooked on adrenochrome too? Is she gonna make a strange video with white rabbits and weird occult shit now?
S
>libtard zoomer claims she has c*vid
>BIG HABBENING
sad
>In an interview with New Scientist, the climate change campaigner said they had both experienced some symptoms of covid-19 after a recent train tour of Europe together. The pair were travelling before restrictions were imposed in several countries.
Her abusive parents should've kept her in school rather than let her sail and train around the world and give speeches about how her childhood was taken from her.
Now the dumb cunt will make speeches about how global warming and racism caused COVID-19.
Of course she """""has""""" the coronavirus. She has to stay relevant through this crisis somehow.
She just wants attention now that Corona stole her thunder. Her parents and handlers are desperate to keep her relevant as long as possible
What's with all the "celebrities" claiming it's "likely" they have the virus? Why not get tested and announce once you know? Are they all just looking for attention?
>Greta Thunburg says
tldr
Greta Thunberg needs to get fucked. Imagine being in Alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin. You pull up to the Candlewood suites in a fucking Dodge Challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon. One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat.
You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands. Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere. Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of Exxon, BP, and Shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits. Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs. Her primal Scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her Nordic DNA.
You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from Walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts. After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native American uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater. Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burnout and blaze off into another American night.
Oh wow, another celebrity has it. What a surprise.
Corona Chan just keeps winning
kiss a dick. fag ass.
So that's how ''re-infection" happen.
>Fake it for attention
>Recover for more attention
>Get it for real
>"OH, NO! IT'S MUCH WORSE THE 2ND TIME YOU GET IT!!!"
Die bitch S
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This whole corona virus thing is really bringing out the creativity and ingenuity of the human spirit.
NOOOOOOO NOT OUR SWEET LOLIPUSS
vegan
attention whore gonna attention whore.
I'm fucking crying dude. 10/10 post man
She doesn't have it. She's out of the spotlight and wants to pull a hanx.
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She's young and her handlers have money and influence, she'll be fine unfortunately
Why is that a happening? Most people have it now.
greta is love youtube.com
She always looked unhealthy to me. Kinda like a vegan.
She wants attention. Women tend to make it all about themselves. Don't fall for this Zog puppet.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HE HECKIN GRETERINO
JESUS LOOK WHAT CORONA DID TO HER FACE
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>NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN GRETAROONI'S
Mixed up adolescent now transitioning from face of one massive hoax to face of entirely new massive hoax she didn't even know she had.
In other news, forgotten sneaker salesman Magic Johnson says he will become a "spokesman for the disease."
Much like other "celebrities" and manufactured people, saying that is the only way to stay relevant.
I'm so proud of my daughter. now more than ever.
>quarantines with dad
LIL LUNGS about to get RAVAGED.
Her dad is really lucky to be banging that potato pussy every day.
Womp womp
Gee, and no biodegradable ventilators in sight. Oh well. Guess she should die to prove a point.
Well, she wished it upon humanity, now it got her too. Unless she's attentionfagging.
why do zoomers and republicans obsess about her
how dare she?
>praise kek
No
Dislike her as much as you want, she doesn't deserve this.
this, how very very sad
I didn't know vegetables could get this virus
Not my baby :(
Greta 'Adrenochrome" Thunberg bites the bullet.
if she got it shes toasted
her lungs are the size of a pear
Get a load of this fag
Tesy
She's wrong about everything else. Why would this be any different?
autistic hypochondriac claims to have meme virus, more at 6.
in other news OP sucks dog cocks under a bridge and is rumoured to be coached in this by his own father, who said 'i've sucked millions of dog cocks but i've never been able to choke down their rancid ulti like my boy can.' also he's a paki and so are you gay cunt neck yourself