PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PREPARE TO GET COMFY EDITION /ptg/

This coronahit is making me want to stress eat bad when I should be eating less

The real consequences of corna won't b felt today. Millions of students who should learn essential skills to run this nation are getting shitfaced and arent doing shit right now. I'm not hiring anyone who had classes or training in early 2020.

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Go out with me then

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Post tits

Hey cuck trump! im still in power, whaddya gonna do about it faggot? whaddya gonna do about it lol

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no thanks I'll stick to FOX 10 Phoenix they give me the coverage I crave

I have MRE's.

Media reporting this is so retarded.

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BUY STOCKS

>syria so unimportant that they have to beg everywhere for attention
'no'

is this the fish-tank cleaner story, or is it another moron?

I'm monogamous and a lot of Yas Forums idols never reproduced, so who cares

nice! free tuck and boomer hours
also works on mpv

>Am i missing something?
Yeah it's more like 80% with another 10% in Washington.
>2221 cases
>110 deaths

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10/10
spam it on twitter

MAGA

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UwU
you can quarantine at my house

On the other hand he's malaria free

Why? Because Trump claimed this was a super drug to cure the corona virus?

lol the media is in full try hard mode

Yyyesss there is amigo

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this is fake news. The man took the medicine Trump recommanded and died as a consequence.

literally whom?

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I can guarantee you that half of the deaths and infections reported are fake if they're coming from blue states

>is this the fish-tank cleaner story, or is it another moron?
same

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Why does /ptg/ directly oppose the corona virus threads?

Pence is so boring to listen to desu

All fags are mentally ill.

what's the latest on the senate/house shit show?
>what's the latest on the senate/house shit show?
what's the latest on the senate/house shit show?
>what's the latest on the senate/house shit show?

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>swedish IQ

these faggy threads are an extention of fox jews

I have a TV subscription but it only lets me watch CNN online. I'm not kidding, I can watch both on TV but my login doesn't work for FOX

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the guy died after eating Aquarium chemicals
and the media are saying he died from taking the safe well known Drug used to treat malaria.

ITS FUCKING RETARDED

el mexicANO...

where did trump say to take fish tank cleaner if you dont have any symptoms?

Oh you were being serious

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nbcnews.com/health/health-news/coronavirus-confessions-share-your-anonymous-stories-time-covid-19-n1166556

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Fish tank. But you cant tell because they posted a picture of pills.
So they're lying worse

reminds me of this

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Is Trump on the Q&A yet?

why wouldn't I be serious

No proof.

never understood the point of things like this

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Funny how "faggy" threads still attract you, isn't it?

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I've seen videos of girls stepping on guys balls with heels, heteros can also be degenerates my friend

.t conspiratard. No there's no jewish plan to hide fox from you.

*COOF*

Schumer made enough moves to claim a Democrat victory so they can save face from holding it up.
They got government oversight for corporate loans, and grants.

Trumo doesn't care as long as he doesn't gas his people

Who?

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>[BRRRRRRRRR INTENSIFIES]

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Not yet. 5-10 minutes

>Hey we found that this specific medical drug can do wonders for treatment of the virus
>"HURRR YOU MEAN THIS CHEMICAL IN AQUARIUM WATER THAT HAS 3 LETTERS IN IT?"
>*Gulp*
>"ARRRRRG WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME TRUMP!"

i guess people like reading those 'my 3 month old told me that orangemanbad' stories

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Will Tom Cotton be able to stop Chuck Jewmer from sending payments to illegals? Or will the Demorats be able to sneak in payments to illegals/niggers/Jews?

Also Lankford (R-Oklahoma) demanded Somali refugees get millions.

plebbit getting philosophical regarding Trump restarting and opening up the economy

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>Neither chloroquine nor hydroxychloroquine is harmless. Side effects of chloroquine can include vision problems, for example, and hydroxychloroquine, known by the brand name Plaquenil, carries a risk of fatal arrhythmia, where the heart beat becomes so irregular that the patient goes into cardiac arrest. Multiple doctors and pharmacists took to Twitter to warn the public of potentially dangerous effects of taking these drugs, especially with azithromycin, a combination which can also lead in rare cases to sudden death.

lol. based boomer remover

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TRUMP YES

nothing wrong with loving another human

...

It's a media fairy-tale from beginning to happily every after

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Thank you, pal.

They are passing the same bill but because the have slight oversight on corporate loans Schumer is trying to declare victory

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So her dad's an idiot svante?

>Yfw we avoided the American Balkanization timeline

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>fags
>human
Lmao.

No illegal not already scamming welfare will get a cent of stimulus unless you buy their shitty tocos.

she doest have it
i bet you 1gorillion dollars shes just saying she does for attention, so she can later virtue signal about it and blame it on climate change
you watch, not a single actual medical report will confirm it

GRETA YES! SPLIT YOURSELF FROM YOUR HORRIBLE PARENTS!

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I did. I wish I had more money to work with though. I don't think we will ever have a manufactured dip like this in our lifetimes again. Literally free money.

coronavirus doesn't kill white people
so basically say goodbye to greta lmao

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CONTRACEPTION IS TREASON! MAKE WHITE CHILDREN!

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kek i like how they’re treating chloroquine and chloroquine phosphate as the same thing. That’s like saying sodium and sodium chloride are the same thing. anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see just how retarded or disingenuous these articles are.

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HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE

HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE

HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE

HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE
HE'S HERE

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> NEW POLL
From Monmouth. ABSOLUTE DEVASTATING for Biden

[1] monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/MonmouthPoll_US_032420/

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How much longer will this shit last? I'm sick of this nonsense already. I can't even play golf because all the courses around me are fucking closed. I'm just sitting in my house staring at the wall occasionally popping on Yas Forums to see what's what.

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What did he mean by this?

twitter.com/SimonRadio1776/status/1242492113952145409

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Cool beans

Reddit is full of miserable faggots, and misery loves company. They are going to go all in on trying to make everyone like themselves.

She's the whitest

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I’m not your pal, buddy

MAGA

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youtube.com/watch?v=bozapY4n0TQ

>folder and paper in hand
this is peak Optics, mr. president

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President Trump up next! GET IN HERE

video.foxnews.com/v/5614615980001?%23sp=watch-live#sp=watch-live

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>UK asks for 250,000 volunteers to help its health service cope with the coronavirus outbreak

SOCIALIZED MEDICINE FOLKS

cnbc.com/2020/03/24/uk-asks-for-250000-volunteers-to-help-its-health-service-cope-with-the-coronavirus-outbreak.html

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Unless a Republican similar to Trump wins in 2024- they might pull this again in '28. I could see the headlines comparing it to the Great Depression at the century mark.

She murdered her husband and blamed the president.

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BRRRRRRRRRRRR

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I'm not your buddy, guy.

Has pence ever said a joke or been funny on tv? This nigga is dull to listen to

please delete this

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>anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see
Good thing people love confirmation bias isn't it.

Here is for reference, four years ago today the same Pollster had Hillary beating Trump by 10 points

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You just described /ptg/. Reddit and all.

This type of shit is how I know the hysteria over this virus is fabricated bullshit.

I dont like Mike Pence, Trump should get a new VP. Like Governor Cuomo or Nikki Haily.

>Dude, weed and booze!

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>no u
sorry dude I'm not like you

>twitter.com/SimonRadio1776/status/1242492113952145409
Biden:
>We have to take care of the cure, that will make the problem worse no matter what
>No matter what
>We know what has to be done
Left eye is fucked up, slurring

>Get back to work, goy! Millions of you are going to die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

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> twitter.com/SimonRadio1776/status/1242492113952145409
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
> WE HAVE TO MAKE THE PROBLEM WORSE NO MATTER WHAT
> t. Biden
Geezer lost the plot long ago, it is not even funny anymore

Fucking kek.

Well I’m not your buddy, my friend.

Just IMAGINE waking up and seeing that

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0/10

MARKET
>RALLY
MARKET
>RALLY
MARKET
>RALLY
MARKET
>RALLY
MARKET
>RALLY

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>programming will return shortly

did I talk to you about the legend of
NO REFUNDS

This is the highlight of his career.
There is no reason the guy should have been vice president.
I like him. I like him a lot.
But he's overachieved in his career.
So basically the opposite of Beto.

Trump leading in the age group that actually votes, nice.

it isn't even funny, he's going for the pity vote

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Where's the livestream for Trump?

>1.25% death rate
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

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KEK

Based HOMER

youtu.be/6M3F-FjLipc

>greek sprays pig urine on migrants

Fucking lel
>muh socialist commieshit healthcare done got the coronavirus good just communism and you would cure it man

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Trump is going to end this shit and sure he will take a hit as the media highlights every death and pins it on him but the over all population will side with Trump

>people on reddit saying the lockdowns are going to last 2 years at least

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I hate the way redditors talk. I can just imagine them sitting there with their ascot and beanie on with a soi latte on the table.

Excellent.

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It's making me think the big think.

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>Its mostly in NYC

Who cares

user please, she's not 18 and i got my principles.

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SOCIAL DISTANCING

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Gonna cope

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dilate more

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i think it’s more likely she was just stupid.

Just starting your shift, rabbi?

>All those people who sold sold sold before
LMAO POORFAGS

BUY BUY BUY

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This was so god damned stupid. OD's on the WRONG DRUG!

gotta love it

Surprised they aren't big on death numbers...aren't they the ones who claim the world is overpopulated?

>'he sold..?'
>pump it

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TRUMP ON

TRUMP ON

TRUMP ON

video.foxnews.com/v/5614615980001?%23sp=watch-live#sp=watch-live

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Where can I watch this?

TCHAINA

IMAGINE never having to see another person for two years

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Still wish it was Trump/Cruz. That ticket would crush Biden/Abrams

To late the switches have been flip, markets are going even higher tomorrow.

TRUMP MASSIVELY BTFO

HE LITERALLY CANNOT RECOVER

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Well, well

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>Sleepy Joe Biden called it xenophobic
>I don't know if he knows what that means
lel

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video.foxnews.com/v/5614615980001

Every single day it’s more and more obvious just how fake this all is

Sleepy Joe Biden

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>If I call him a Jew then no one will ever suspect that *I* am the real Jew

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>youtu.be/FUz7GXgVmTg

SLEEPY JOE BIDEN

see

>tfw didn't buy the DIP

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>ywn lay next to gretta and whisper the new green deal in her ear while tickling her nips with her braided hair why live

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they literally crashed the market and Trump's economy in it's worst state is still somehow equal to the obummer's peak
top kek

Fuck my boi pussy daddy

totally stupid.

A) they have all already been tested Negative and

B) That distance is of no consequence of this virus is airborne and even if only via droplets a sneeze will reach that far...

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30K CEILING BUY BUY BUY

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Thanks frens.

>not playing Candystand Minigolf right now

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That's .0125%

Who is this?

Oh shit, nigga. TWO gay Mexicans? Ayy caramba.

So stupid, they stand shoulder apart at the briefings everyday.

Ohhh, a real zinger from a communications intern. Message was probably calibrated by a group of 5+ people.

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This goofy ass nigga never heard of the Chinese Exclusion Act/Gentleman’s Agreement what a goober

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CHINESE VIRUS FOLKS

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>you can destroy a country this way
SAY IT
SAY THE VIRUS IS A BIOWEAPON

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We can dream user, we can dream

yaaaas

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Why should I listen to a woman who got defeated by a man who looked directly at an eclipse?

This whole debacle makes me think I need to buy a SkyTrak. Even the fucking driving ranges are closed. I don't understand it, man.

dont take medicine if your not sick, dont just take shit willy nilly talk to a doctor, if you dont know that just kys (in mindcraft)

Trump is king

>literally just the flu bro
>we didn't tell people to stop making cars
BTFO

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Turn it back on !!

TRUMP HATES ELBOW TOUCHING

BTFO

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YES

B I D E N
T
F
O

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After reading all the reddit comments that get posted here, I've come to the conclusion that the faggy way redditors talk is because they are completely unsure of themselves, and that the college essay tier writing isn't to convince others of their opinions, but to convince themselves that their own opinions are valid.

>trump calls for car manufacturers to stop car production
JESUS CHRIST, this is bad

Was this it? Was it the dip?
Anybody bought it?

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>Got a perfect Chili MRE

This is my final one.
I am happy I am eating one, these are PURE American.

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"air elbows" are fucking lame

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Anything outside of missionary sex for the purpose of procreation is degeneracy that balks in the face of God

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LEBANESE HEALTH MINISTER TO CHINESE HEALTH MINISTER’S DECISION TO BAN LEBANESE FROM CHINA AND CHINESE BUSINESS:
>FUCK YOU
t. Lebanon Debate

.0125 = 1.25% friend

Dad is fugging her

Pelosi's is backing Schumer over the Senate Bill now, this turkey is cooked.
Bill will pass, sticks will go up even higher.

>reading all the reddit
enjoy your brain cancer

Even the mush that used to be his brain has lost the script.

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YOU CAN ONLY MAKE MONEY IN STOCKS
DON'T THINK JUST BUY

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Parody account.

And make ventilators instead, you dumb fag.

1 teaspoon is like 6 fucking grams

>trump stars talking
>markets start going down
You can set a watch to this.

its still the dip.

I'd love it if he did that shit. Because it is. The Chinese are crashing our economy and are killing off our people with a man-made virus. All because of the sanctions we put on them.

Twlare needs to do some art of Saya and her mom together.

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WORKERS FIRST

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Christ, I can't listen to Trump's bloviating any longer and pretend this is okay or reassuring.

Remember also that report released from the "Life Care" old folks' care center noted several things of interest:

1. The week or so before everyone started falling ill, they'd had a "Mardi Gras" gathering at the facility. I can't recall whether they said what proportion of people attending test positive or got ill.

2. Someone from the facility went on record saying that in a NORMAL week they have 7 or 8 deaths...so the additional deaths were something like 2 to 3 per week.

Gotta try to dig that out later.

Finally, look up the company that owns that facility, and the owner, and see how many lawsuits they've settled for inappropriate care, etc. Then factor that in to anything you read of an exploratory/investigative nature about the facility.

It was Chloraquine, literally the same chemical compound Trump said he was sure would cure COVID-19.

That should be illegal

hot

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so with corona, will the voting centers be open or will it be mail in votes only?

If it is vote by mail only, trump wins in a landslide while millenials try to figure out what a stamp is.

The working population is for Trump. The zoomers and boomers are foe joe

No shit.

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enjoy your tds

We should block all imports from China indefinitely.

>Boeing
OH FUCK IS IT HAPPENING?

Yet here you are on TrumpGeneral, bitch-tits.

>Spring birds in the background

KINO

I'm, hello, based department?

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You should be playing RollerCoaster Tycoon.

We have tremendous ships. The USS MERCY, The Mercy. Tremendous ships folks. The comfort, an amazing ship, that I can tell you. Frankly Bill, nobody knows ships like me.

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>"we have a pent-up energy"
>wants to save Boeing
hol up

What a waste of digits.

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It was Chloroquine. It is used in fish tank cleaners, but it is exactly the same chemical Trump was lauding as a cure.

Let it fall more.

>Not Britannic

> If it is vote by mail only, trump wins in a landslide
HAHAHAHAHAHA, implying they wouldn't import one of those big incinerators from Wuhan to do away with boxes and boxes of votes from Trump heavy ZIP codes

>companies should react with agility

Yeah, the restaurant owner/franchisee or small-to-mid sized retailer should just save themselves through "agility." Obviously someone who doesn't have the first idea about any level of running a business.

>having two reporters Facetime with Trump sitting next to them is too complicated for Fox News

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>HARRIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
>I NEVER HEAR A WORD SHE SAYS
lel

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>dat manly jaw

Boeing deserves to burn in a fire and nothing else.