/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2486 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Threadly reminder to return to work
the green line must go up

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stay the fuck home

Nigger

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If anyone's watching this. The US government is going all in, 100% betting on CQ and HCQ.

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PASTA IS BACK ON THE MENU

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big if flu

PREDICT ITALY NUMBERS
GO

She needs bigger hips

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It’s related to the bats. Good luck boomer.

source

Meanwhile in Berlin:
>youtube.com/watch?v=ADQDSLknggs
>youtube.com/watch?v=wpEivxOllLI
Everybody is dead.

>no source

Well done on still being alive Gianluigi

fuck off, disinfo agent

Corona gonna pull an epic gamer move and infect the pope?

cnbc.com/2020/03/23/cdc-coronavirus-survived-in-princess-cruise-cabins-up-to-17-days-after-passengers-left.html

Post your raider outfit

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is this more or less than yesterday? I forgot already

Also holy shit what if they hit over 1k dead in one day, are nothingburgers going to quit?

no one left to report

nigger

Italian numbers
3856 infected
482 dead

behold the virus killer

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5555/666

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There's a meme where a bunch of people post different numbers for Italy and you just have to use Google to find the real ones

>big if flu

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basado Putin

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>100% betting on shit with absolutely no clinical trials
lmao

Just in time for cursed images

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fake news

Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.
Stop making these threads.

The happening is cancelled. The death rate is only marginally higher than the flu. the msm is getting everyone worked up into a panic for no reason.

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Numbers come in ~15 minutes. Dont believe the disinfo fag.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584986686484.webm
*coofs*

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It's significantly more but there's no source so don't sweat it.

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=6w0GDIa9LT4&feature=youtu.be

i hope it catches fire

Nigger

UK NUMBERS WHEN

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I hope to God this isn't uv c

The only reason why I'm shitting bricks over Covid-19 is because I am a daily phenibut user so I don't even know what medication I can take without inadvertently committing sudoku.

halp

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Top 5 soon

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>GRETA IN SELF-QUARANTINE: "I HAVE COVID-19 SYMPTOMS"

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Marioluigi seething

That's like a 1/8 death to infected ratio, or something. I can't do math.

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>Survived
>A virus

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why so negative? why wish me ill?
I thought you guys would be lauding me for my inventiveness

who is he? I feel sorry for his coof

My mouth is watering so much mmmmmmm what a delectable morsel

Fuck OFF we are just trying to hang out during this you faggot. Go away and make a thread for you and other fellow retards bitch nigger

lmaoing @ those fake coofs

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yes it is, why?
I'm never exposed to it. I have protective goggles just in case, but turn it off before going in

My mouth is watering so much hmmmmmmm what a delectable morsel

Lads what website do I go to if I want to see the updated Italy numbers?

strawpoll.me/19607862
strawpoll.me/19607862
strawpoll.me/19607862
strawpoll.me/19607862

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>shigellosis

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TOPKEK if true

>family members keep leaving the house
Fuck em I’ll take my inheritance early the daft boomer cunts
How are humans this fucking stupid?

a britbong who fell for the herd immunity meme

gotta love how people are nationalistic only when a crisis hits

>NO ITALY NUMBERS YET

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based

Make me, schizo.
It's my duty as a sane person to inform you delusional freaks that this is already being contained.
Italy numbers are dropping, USA will soon plateau as well.
It's over. Cure is in testing phases. You lost.

already happened, total today we had around +100 dead including all the side reports from wales and shit.

Infected was like +1200 iirc.

>LGBT

It's just a blacklight? I don't know how much that will help Belgium user

you sound 60

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/
but they won't update until Italy posts their values

5 mins.

>tell cj all he had to do was buy dave & busters

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Protip: please make sure your UV lamps are 240+nm wavelength

Any UV lamp in the 100-200nm wavelength will create ozone.

The ideal wavelength is 253.7nm for killing bacterial growths.

Is the msm the same all over the world?
Do they control every country?

WAITING FOR LUIGI TO GIVE US THE NUMBERS
>WAITING FOR LUIGI TO GIVE US THE NUMBERS
WAITING FOR LUIGI TO GIVE US THE NUMBERS
>WAITING FOR LUIGI TO GIVE US THE NUMBERS

How long till we get to a million death per day?

Gods eigen bier.

Propaganda idea to weaponize “fake news” and redpill normies on Chinese dog cruelty boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/249950914

I use this flag so the Russian anime poster will recognize me as the person he promised his anal virginity to

thanks because when I used to play D&D in the early 80s.. some creatures looked cute but had bat wings which revealed their true evil nature.

gen.medium.com/pandemic-porn-is-exploding-a0b090059b8a
Human beings suck.

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fuck off back to you embarassing newfaggot

How many people does the flu hospitalize?
Assuming the cases detected are 1/10th of the actual cases, it still hospitalizes 2% of the workforce for extended periods of time.

The people fighting for work to start back up just wants people to get back to work to jump the economy back up so that they can all sell their stocks at better prices and use the money to self-isolate somewhere cushy the rest of their lives.

moron uv c doesnt produce ozone

17% deathrate, guys we have officially reached spanish flu Tier

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guys my coof is getting worse

wat do

Won't kill her though.

Sure thing buddy.

we're still three months in, so it's likely to surpass TB

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anybody got a livestream for Italy?

Already had them
1427 new cases
87 new deaths

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Does anyone have a link to bill that they are trying to legislate today in Canada?

then stop sharing this degenerate shit. you're part of the problem. hell, you're probably the blogger working for pornhub that wrote it

he thinks uv c produces ozone, only the vacuum uv (100-200nm) wavelength produces ozone. uv c cannot produce ozone

In fact, comparing it to the flu is a massive overstatement.

The flu kills an estimated 300,000 to 650,000 people worldwide every year, and there is absolutely zero chance that coronavirus is going to make it to 15% of that average. It might not even make it to 10%.

Also, keep in mind: although the death rate is probably basically correct, the infection rate could be a hundred or a thousand times more than what is reported, because virtually no one is getting tested and people are getting sick and recovering without ever going to a hospital or thinking about getting tested. This means that the actual mortality rate of the Coronavirus is very, very low.

So understand: people are dying left and right from the flu, all season, but this new disease pops up and kills a few people who probably would have died from the flu anyway and it’s the end of the world.

This is not reasonable.

Only a woman or a boomer could think this response is reasonable.

Unfortunately, policy in the West is set by women and boomers.

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BEST SPRING CLEANING EVER

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The anti-gary.

Burn Bismarck and Fargo to the ground obviously

Guy is undoubtedly a fatass

start travelling

Dont die dude. Thatd suck

Worthless piece of shit.

when it booms in sub Saharan africa

*blocks your path*

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>100+ dead in a single day

Now is the time to panic

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LOL @ the amerifags

The USA are fucked, you're gonna be the country with the most infections and deaths worldwide and your niggers will chimp out as usual. Prepare for National Guard, Martial Law, losing your freedom and all that shit. Now is the time you get cucked by ZOG because all these years you did NOTHING about it.

Kill yourself

like 2 or 3 to be honest with you.

youtube.com/watch?v=BEEYxhaMcV4

Expose yourself and acquire immunity

spread it for the herd

youtube.com/watch?v=BEEYxhaMcV4

2.5 days actually non-gary.

It's %30 if you exlude china's fake numbers?

>confirmed attention seeker

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thanks pastabro

italy giving it all to remain in the lead

Kek

You first, filthy roach

> Greta gets coroned.com
> goes into isolation with dad
fuck this is hot, just imagine what they gonna do on the bed

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Nigger I dont even think the world is ending i just like the coronachan memes and being racist against chinks in here. STFU

shit poll is shit

strawpoll.de/e369cza
>strawpoll.de/e369cza
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Spain +489, slightly up, UK +89, Netherlands +63, come on cheeseheads those are rookie numbers
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>comparing apples or oranges

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WE'RE ACCELERATING
NO BRAKES

Flu kills way more people. this virus is NEVER going to kill more than ~50k TOTAL by the time it burns itself out. I'm glad trump is opening the economy back up. cope harder

Attention whore

Gubmint says no :(
I'll try, thanks for advice user

We are on a tighter curve than italy. We are worse than them for how far along we are and they locked down sooner than we did.

Germany is listing all deaths as pneumonia. Many such cases

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Arnaud Rebotini - Minimize Contatcs between people

youtube.com/watch?v=3DPZwOtQEc0

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UVC is anything under 200nm, isn't it? I know my UVC lamp produces ozone. It's not the end of the world. Better than pneumonia.

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great. I hope she dies

The bat soup wings, the Chinese chionsam dress, and the crown (Corona is literally crown), add a little sugar and spice and you get a waifu.

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so the death rate is lower fugg

>dead man coughing

Black people are cool in disasters. Get a good one who's a friend, and there are plenty who are bro enough to whites, and he'll protect you from the others.

>Unfortunately, policy in the West is set by women and boomers.

yea because the men are busy being unintelligent retards on the internet trying to seem smarter than they are about subjects they know nothing about

go /out/

lmao I literally had the same reaction

>fuck this is hot, just imagine what they gonna do on the bed
Nothing they haven't already done, ahmed

It's pasta o'clock

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I know a handful of people who had corona and never got tested. they are perfectly fine.

why is she so ugly?

Physically or metaphorically?

how is half of the north dakota population infected already

you are extremely gay and a male coalburner

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

ITALIAN PM GIUSEPPE CONTE PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER CIVIL PROTECTION CONFERENCE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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We truly are. Nothingfags quote that people with comorbidities are the ones dying, which is more than half of the US.

Wtf is doing the spanish goverment?

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Right in Corona-chan's strike zone, then.

BIG LINE GO UP

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>yes, everyone in the world is lying about deaths
>this is still a major happening, guys
>here's how Corona-chan can still win...

Fucking based

>disinfect all products made in china
When will we start disinfecting chinks?

god i hate you so much.

Because there are 10 people there tripfag.

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ikr, which government would actually purchase FIAT for the official vehicles?

Italy boutta push us well over 18k. Fuck boys shit's getting really real.

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so locdowns are totally ineffective, when they finish everyone will get infected.

Woah 100% based. D&D is underrated.

Kill yourself, waste of oxygen.

Trump gets his advice from bankers rather than medical professionals and that's a good thing

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my lamp is 254nm
there is a slight ozone odor after having it on for 15min but nothing much

I have a real ozone generator 7g/hour so I know what I am talkign about

why is your beer sign in english?

DEAD BAT BOUNCE

Kino incoming

What do you expect?

Are they printing money again?
That's not going to save them :^)

Hmm.

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400,000 comfirmed infected, congratulations Corona-Chan

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This is from a month ago

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If you want the happening then yes it is unironically

1mil cases is guaranteed at this point.

>unemployment numbers on Thursday

Buy the dip bro

permanent siesta

Numbers are slowing down here. It's over in germany. The numbers have peeked.
Was nice as long it's lasted. Next monday pls go to work again.

it'll go shooting down again when the market realizes herd immunity retardation makes the pandemic 100 times worse and much much much harder to eliminate

this. most people don't even know they have it. all this fuss is just libtards trying to make trump look bad.

DONT OVERDOSE YOU FUCKING RETARD

not nessesarily

many old people suddenly dieing will be said dead by age and case closed

the ratio of infected/dead is usually BOTH 10x higher than official cases in the later estimates

nothing new

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ITALY'S NUMBERS ARE BULLSHIT
HAPPENING OVER
>The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.
telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/

Why are Americans so dumb? First some guy drinks fish tank cleaner and dies. Now this.

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wasn't she a nothingburger fag 2 weeks ago

Because english is awesome

What do you need an ozone generator for, goyim?

Agreed, I grow tired of prison workouts. I want to run.

>627
>793
>651
>601

If the pastas are over 651 its back on

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Why are you talking about deaths when my post was literally about hospitalization rates? Do you not see the problem with a virus that hospitalizes such a large percentage of the working demographic?

People shilling about opening the economy back up right now are just thinking about their own money. It's no coincidence that all of the most vocal proponents of it are millionaires++ with a shitton of investments.

You don't get it you have to compare like to like. You can't say the flu killed an estimated x but corona-chan only killed a confirmed y and say Corona-chan is a nothing burger.
Compare x to x, confirmed to confirmed, to get an idea of how bad this is.

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Is fetal alcohol syndrome considered a prior illness?

who here is /nicehiss/?

youtube.com/watch?v=hm8f5Kj_CrY

Dirty shitskin seething

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BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REPORTS

5.249 NEW CASES, 69.176 CASES TOTAL
743 NEW DEATHS, 6.820 DEATHS TOTAL
894 RECOVERED, 8.326 RECOVERED

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

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user DON'T BUY IT
THEY ARE GONNA DOOMP EET HARD

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It would be the highest day yet.

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>retards gulp down fish tank cleaner

not a trump dickrider by any means but he's 100% in the clear on this one.

Literally a virus spawned by satan
>Nothingburger

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No need they are sending people to work as if the virus doesn't exist.

its going to be over 4 million unemployment claims

>telegraph

fake news

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>finally about to be pulled off work because my job is non-essential
>find out my employer is trying to retool and keep us running

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ITALY 0 DEATHS

AMAZING

UNLEASHED

>phoneix couple in their 60's
Too bad their offspring is still roaming around

Today Italy's numbers:
+894 (8326) recovered
+743 (6820) dead
+3612 (54030) cases

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That's not how the math works. 17k deaths, 101k recovered so 17k deaths on 118k cases. Or 14.4%

Fuck

What a fucking pussy. Imagine considering a cough to be an illness.

Kill yourself, smelly neet loser.

Italian numbers are fine, the bad are the Chinese numbers

Anybody thinks the reports authoritative saying for 100% that the virus is definately not manmade use a weird logic?

Like the articles are like having to admit this virus is crazy infectous to humans but then they kind of slide into "well it's SO efficient at infecting humans that it can't possibly be manmade, trust us we checked the pixels." Like, if I engineered a bioweapon I wouldn't print "ORIGINAL BIOWEAPON - DO NO STEAL " on every copy of the virus. It stinks.

Chinese people have been eating bats since bats existed, yet somehow a bat virus *just happened* to jump to humans at the same time and place that the only level 4 biolab in all of China operates? And China even had a notice that they were restructuring their bio-containment procedures in the lab in Febuary.

I hate that it looks crazy to notice things and to not just drink the vague Kool-Aid dismissing concerns that doesn't actually address them.

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>operator ERROR
5 steps unclear, penis is caught in microwave door...
*REMINDER: These people DRIVE CARS AND TRUCKS everyday around you.

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>I know a handful of people who had corona
>never got tested
I just got the bulbonic plague and survived it. Didn't get tested though, but trust me, it was the plague.

NOTHING BURGERS BTFO

>Yay in id

More like 6 million id say

omae wa mou shindeiru

F

Lockdowns are absolutely ineffectibe. Those who are destined to die will die. Nothing can change that. Back to beaches, bars and work, life's going on.

Anyone have the vid of that asshole in italy getting btfo by the polizieie?

lol, Louisiana is up to 1388.

HAIL HORTLER

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soon, bb.

It's fucking over

i love how the media is trying to make this a trump thing. i honestly hope it 's a fake story to deter anyone from doing anything really stupid.
to think people this fucking retarded are out there, living as long as 60 years is too much for me.

Gonna coom when the bottom part of her dress breaks

>only 69.176 new cases
how the fuck is 0.176 a person counted?

>all this fuss is just libtards trying to make trump look bad.
You really think the rest of the world cares about your shit tier politics?

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This makes zero sense and is just proof the stock offers no real value

sorry that was my fault

Fight each to other and do nothing.

Fake. Take meds, schizo.

F

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Grotty Lungburn.

Looks like happening is back on the menu boys.

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I think they want to create hyperinflation.

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Way better boobs n hips ratio imo, so how about we make this the official 500k one?

>i know a handful of people who had corona
>never got test
>i know they had corona
>confirming it because you or they said so
>no test ever existed
am i suppose to sit here and eat this general tier bull shit response?

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TIME TO FAP WITH NOTHINGBURGER TEARS AS LUBE

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Italy numbers have they decreased again lads?

DAMN

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is there a link to generate this image?
pls post

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you'd have to be a fucking idiot to not know you have corona. these people def did

Please be fake

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fuck

Ok, a couple of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.

- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead. It is hard to contain the numbers in a totalitarian state when people don't have much trust in authority.
- Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't count those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think.
- German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as thier capacities are not overhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems
- Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not.
- Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead
- Latin countries and especially Itliagot hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries.
- Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy. So at the moment when they went to Italia Italia was already infected far and wide. Other countries are lagging now 2 to 4 weeks behind italy as they were infected not in the same time as Italy. Better be prepared to the worst.

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he is jealous ofc
great job belgbro

Kek. All the seething Trumpcucks ITT
Don't worry, you'll get a few cuckbucks once he's finished jerking the jews off. Eventually.

You could probably smell the stench of a shitskin like you from 10 miles away. kys rape baby

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1242497692997206022
>BREAKING: Italy reports 5,249 new cases of coronavirus and 743 new deaths, raising total to 69,176 cases and 6,820 dead

rename this general to either /NBG/, /NPC/ or /WPG/

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Governments must look as if they care first.

>3612 cases
less than yesterday
happening over

They shut down the national park I run in every day that's really close to my house. I'm fucking pissed.

LOCKDOWN ISNT WORKING IN ITALY?

>This makes zero sense
2 big factors
1.) massive bailout this week
2.) Feds are going to order all lock downs lifted to "save the economy"

Greta Thunberg has been blessed by Corona Chan!
Likes pet fetal alcohol baby BTFO by Nurgles daughter

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>mfw you're even more retarded than most nothingburgers here

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It doesn't exist. Now quit coofing on the assembly line!

>people who wouldn’t die if they weren’t infected with corona are recorded as dying from corona, therefore we are being generous
>a guy suffered a heart attack because he was shot in the heart. It’s generous to label his death as from a firearm

post big tiddy chinks

Just as I expected. I told you niggers that it'll bounce back just like every other dip

At the current rate we'll hit that 50k deaths in 10-15 days.

Goddamn it, Mario.
F
>Also fuck off nothingburgers

NOTHINGBURGERFAGS B T F O

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1242497692997206022
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
>5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS
5249 NEW CASES, 743 NEW DEATHS

I want anime pussy or cock as the official 500k

>407k cases already

ITS ACCELERATING

So when is this supposed to slow down

Look at the volume

This is the forward thinking we need!

>743
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CORONACHAN JUST LET YOU CATCH SOME WIND YESTERDAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>journalist
>sonam sheth
I stopped ready right there

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No, I'm manually editing it with the new daily figure

No, way up - 2nd highest day

743 today, 601 yesterday

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/

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You guys said it was slowing down in Italy and that it was all over just yesterday.

Shut up schizo, it plateau'd 2 days ago. It's not supposed to go up again.

WHERE ARE THE REAL NUMBERS

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cases still down from saturday
nothingburger confirmed, dead cat bounce

Oh well more free beds at least

>ITALYS NUMBERS BACK UP
>FLAT BTFO
>NOTHINGBBURGERSCHIZOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

by this "logic" AIDS/GRIDS never killed anyone

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GET FUCKED NOTHING WAFFLE user

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Like the world spin around you president, retard. Most of your /ptg/ don't give a shit about this before reach muttland.

>twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1242497692997206022

told all you habbeningfags it was over.

go back to work wagies lmao

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Maybe it is how they count the niggers.

fuck off futafag.

+743, going up again

Yep, Italy is fucked.

Seethe more faggot

Yes but you'd think hyperinflation and willingly sending your nation to die would have the opposite on a marker

ok why so many dead in italy and spain ...is it food or something else ?

call a doctor

NOOOOO

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>+743 (6820) dead

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We're done AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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You have no proof other than one schizo user's post.

the fact that a man can make it to adult hood and still be a functional child proves that there needs to be a hard, fiery reset.

No, its going as usual. Someone post the graph that had dips before every "peak"

This bait almost got me.

In case it isn't though, yuros tend to use a decimal in place of a comma when marking thousandths, millionths, etc.

Ie, 69.000 = 69,000

>>GRETA IN SELF-QUARANTINE: "I HAVE COVID-19 SYMPTOMS"
Mission accomplished, Corona-Chan, mission accomplished!

H O L Y
C O P E

It's a bump from the previous couple days but not a huge one. Hope tomorrow is another drop.

Do you also have a fever?

>you'd have to be a fucking idiot to not know you have corona
What gave it away? The mild cough, or the slight fever? 'Cause since they're perfectly fine and never got tested, it must have been pretty mild symptoms...

AKA - could have been fucking anything. Retard.

You're really focusing on the COCK part of my post

Pretty gay ngl

>It was really a dead cat bounce
AHAHAHAH OH NO PASTABROS I FUCKING WARNED THE NOTHINGBURGER FAGS I WARNED THEM YOUR SUFFERING WAS NOT OVER

rare image kek

that's retarded

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OK lol.

FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS
NIGGERS FAGGOTS NIGGERTON FAGGOTS.

Italian figures up again, what now naught burghers?

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COPE HARDER. Muh saturday numbers blah blah blah, it was a downward trend and now its not and you are seeeeeething

Reminder that this will come to your country. It will happen to all of us.

>Two days of nothingburgers shitpost
I hope them fucks die as it's them lot who are spreading the virus

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it's directed at tourists, I live in a city that lives from tourism and the sign is from there

>Bullets kill no one
>Blood loss is the true murderer

Too late for them.

hard to breath is a dead giveaway, which 4 of 5 people had. sickest they have ever been.

MILITARY AND ENFORCING POLICE ENFORCING CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN ON MIAMI BEACH (GMSprisonersofhope)

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=zDRMHwrzEd4&feature=emb_logo

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it ends when it ends, user, nobody nows
Bill Gates' Event 201 predicted 63 million deaths

I think the risks of slight ozone exposure is totally exaggerated anyway. I'm more worried about a longer wavelength having deeper penetration into the skin than the increased ozone of shorter wavelengths. My lamp produces a good amount of ozone and I don't care. Pretty sure all mercury-based lamps give off ozone.

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Imagine listening to chinks and qoomers

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At this rate we'll be at one million in a few days.

Still trending downward. It was 6500 new cases a few days ago.

>more deaths than it was both days ago
NOTHINGBURGERSHILLS BTFO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVVHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What time does spain report numbers?

Good lord! Checked!

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Anybody else feel something is up with this?
Especially with the jews stealing equipment from other countries and openly bragging about it
republicworld.com/world-news/rest-of-the-world-news/amid-coronavirus-crisis-germany-loses-6-million-face-masks-in-nairobi.html

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not to ruin the moment but that's not a whole lot of new cases is it?

NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:

NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:
NEW THREAD:

It said Italy but I doubt

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I was going to say buy stock before this jump but seriously sending people all back to work now is absolutely insane. When people start filling halls in hospitals the markets are going to crater.

The Democrat Party is destroying the US and they need to be stopped.

55555

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>thinking companies give a fuck about anything beyond the next quarterly report and their profits

Italy's back in the race baby!!!