/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2485 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Best get started on the 500K one now

Anyone else having their best time since years right now?

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AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH filthy chinks stop spreading new viruses.

The Hanta Flu will kill us all. It's definitely happening this time.

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nothing burger

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How have you guys been concentrating on work? I can't focus on anything else but coronachan. I don't have a TON to do right now, but I could be doing things and just can't.

>Taoiseach announces all non-essential shops to close, restrictions on gatherings of more than four people
>ARAFT OF new public health measures have been announced to combat the spread of Covid-19.
>It follows a meeting of the National Public Health Emergency Team this morning, with these measures then finalised at a meeting of Cabinet this afternoon.
>The Taoiseach said this afternoon measures were agreed in three areas – preventing the spread of the virus, helping those who lost their jobs and new emergency legislation.
>These measures will remain in place until Sunday 19 April.
IRELAND IS DOOMED

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THANK YOU POLISH DRAWFRIEND

BASED

The youngest coronavirus victim in Greece: a 40-year-old mother of three from Kastoria
>The youngest coronavirus victim in Greece: a 40-year-old mother of three from Kastoria
The youngest coronavirus victim in Greece: a 40-year-old mother of three from Kastoria
>The youngest coronavirus victim in Greece: a 40-year-old mother of three from Kastoria
The youngest coronavirus victim in Greece: a 40-year-old mother of three from Kastoria
>The youngest coronavirus victim in Greece: a 40-year-old mother of three from Kastoria
bros??
translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=el&u=https://www.newsbeast.gr/greece/arthro/6137093/to-neotero-thyma-koronoioy-stin-ellada-40chroni-mitera-trion-paidion-apo-tin-kastoria&prev=search

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>400,451

I'm in a state of panic but does this mean we get a new tiddie edit now?

Oh based

Would you?
Even though his dick is big?

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I'm gonna say it

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Did I miss anything today?

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How you doing, muttbros?

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And don't forget to workout during quarantine and stay fit!

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It's here! I like it.

41 YEAR OLD WOMAN IN GREECE DEAD
SHE HAD ASTHMA, BUT THE DOCTORS TOLD HER TO STAY AT HOME BECAUSE IT WAS JUST THE FLU BRO. SHE DIED HELPLESS IN HER HOME

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Whole world is on lockdown. This one won't escape China

How do i sort posts by number of replies?

bless you drawanon

i would die for this

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appartment toilet UV-C lamp mustard race here
nothing can happen to me now

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sixth time in the last month the dow is up over 1000 in a day

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us market is rocketing upward. brace for impact.

WHO ELSE HERE /LOCKDOWN/?

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Yeah, I'm thinking the crisis is over.

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Find some kind of posting
even in city data statistics, something
if there is nothing then we are closer to knowing it is all fake.

How to test how many people have died in
the U.S. from the COVID-19
Look in the Obits of the news paper
check to see if there is a rise in notices
find it and post it

100% based
Corona-chan shows no mercy

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 48,778 (588) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 31,370 (133) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 8,077 (422) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,010 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,766 (12) Portugal 2,362 (30) Sweden 2,286 (36) Canada 2,177 (24) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 1,980 (34) Israel 1,656 (2) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,577 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,289 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 958 (7) Chile 922 (2) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 799 (9) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Greece 695 (19) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +5,044 (+35) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +2,314 (+10) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +1,427 (+87) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +536 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +141 (+2) Portugal +302 (+7) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+1) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +117 (+8) Czech Republic +53 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +83 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Poland +50 (+1) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Diamond Princess (+2) Greece (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+1) Algeria +34 (+2) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +17 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Canada +86 Brazil +56 Japan +12 Chile +176 Finland +92 Singapore +49…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How did things get out of control so fast in the US? Back in January I would have wagered Canada was going to explode in cases before the States

This is actually a good a idea without the tracking of course.

>he's afraid of dying
>he wants big gov't to take his rights
>he's willingly participating in mass house-arrest
>he's panicked and terrorized into submission

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UK going full dejavu on those numbers

Spain and Italy worse than yesterday. New York literally zombie city at this point.

>15 infected
>0 deaths
>OMG THE END IS NIGH

Look at where we're at now.

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25 000 Corona cases in New York?

That's nothing. Call me when the number is over 100 000

Imagine if that virus had also mutated and was spreading human to human as we speak

>sixth time in the last month the dow is up over 1000 in a day
It will drop to 16k this week!
Probably on Thursday!

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>STONKS = WORK

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What causes the spikes?

China will never stop Corona-chan's growth

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Basado.

NOW WE PUMP UP THESE NUMBERS EVEN HIGHER.

Are New yorkers going back to work?

>Detected: 400,451
Remember when it was only 300k infected?
How much time went since then? Four days? Five days?

+++ ITALY IS NOW PART OF CHINA +++

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Anyone have pics of each phase? Tired seeing it as a gif.

Is orange man literally only capable of understanding stock market numbers? Can someone please show him a graph that shows him how fast this virus is spreading?

Putin visited some ill boomers in the Corona treatment center today.

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Totally natural and healthy market.

CORONACHAN TOOK THE OLYMPICS!!!
FUCK SPORTSBALL NIGGERS AND THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH IT!!! ENJOY WATCHING PAINT DRY YOU DUMB SCREAMING AT THE TV FAGGOTS

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It will go higher the US will do a Japan and go back to work until they are all dying.

Post "ngmi" in the options field

This will make 0 difference in your life.

LET THE WEAK DIE
THE MONEY MUST FLOW

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Aye, it’s so fucking comfy being a NEET again

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>83 more cases in UK on top of 1200

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Look at our meme-ass president

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No it's true. Stocks over virus Trump is back.

Why is Yas Forums so slow right now?

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FUCK YEAH

USA USA USA

on a side note what is he going to do with it falls again tomorrow

It's like he has no concept on how the market works

MSM trying to pump up the stocks, before it dumps yet again.

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not really, but here is a hyena in a hot tub. okay, it's just a tub.

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we are very high in cases and suppressing the numbers bro
You really beleieve bc has only 40 cases per day like AB?

This sucks, I haven't gotten my free paid vacation yet and they're already trying to stop shutting things down

U bettrr Give her bigger fucking hips and more fat in her thighs when she goes naked, nigger. Also her pussy better be FAT.

>clothes ripping off

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socialist sweden forces neet wellfarebuxers and people with other forms of unemployment pay to go and produce productive equipment for protection against the coronachan with no added economic compensation added

Fuck Sweden

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

expressen.se/kvallsposten/socialbidragstagare-far-tillverka-skyddsmasker/
sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=106&artikel=7436716

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If he goes through with that, it will end in disaster.

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People buying the dips + news about stimulus packages on the way

Is Algerie drawfag up?

And also because it's not airborne

Don't forget, you need to do your part and spread it so we can go for herd immunity.

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orange man cope

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again? just let it crash
Uk numbers are insane right now

usa new corona nr1 when?
Heinsberg too

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>imagine being this braindead

Someone needs to tell him that Coronachan kills his voter base more than anyone else.

pffft. it'll hit america next week.

Based

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I remember watching the Liverpool game with my friend and talking about the virus. It was 124,000 cases at the time. That was less than 2 weeks ago. We will son be seeing 100,000 per day as long as we have enough tests for that.