BREAKING NEWS

MONEY PRINTER CURRENTLY GOING BRRRR, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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id2020.org/alliance
youtube.com/watch?v=1JLBXfKDbbI
strawpoll.me/19607508
breakingisraelnews.com/147317/israels-health-minister-i-am-sure-the-messiah-will-arrive-before-passover/
youtu.be/gHuccGDB7zI
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Stock market was a mistake

Wet market better

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market going up with 72.7% of people not working...why

Trump said plebs will be wagieing in two weeks not matter what

its built on a house of cards

It's so funny how this virus just shows what a fucking scam neoliberalism actually is.

lets just stop this brrr meme in its tracks before i spreads here completely. It's not funny, I know you guys really wish you were black and able to meme but you can't.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

pent up demand, beautiful stocks. we have the best stocks in the world

It's a good sign, investors maybe looking at numbers and realizing this will just be a worse flu but the business will pick up when the cases go down. Maybe everyone is back to normal in 3 to 4 weeks.

>people thought fake magic jew numbers would destroy the jewish slavery system

You young ones got a lot to learn

Because the stock market is not an accurate reflection of the real economy. It's an equity market. It's only used a proxy for "the economy".

Dead cat bounce
You guys are shitposting or retards.

MONEY GOOD
PEOPLE BAD
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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The only good currency is the currency based on Productive Labor. Modern debt currency is slavery, and to break the bonds we need LABORRENCY.
ON DEMAND - LIVING WAGE - ANONYMOUS - MERITOCRATIC - GUARANTEED - PRODUCTIVE LABOR - CRYPTO CURRENCY

Laborrency is "printed" upon the completion of productive labor, and it is backed by hard ass to such as gold, silver, real estate, and co-op company shares.

Money isn't even real it's just numbers made up by jews to starve nations to death that piss them off.

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Stocks are a measure of public opinion.

>It's only used a proxy for "the economy".
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...SO WHY do everyone freak out when it fails

>dead cat bounce.
You don't even know what that is. Stop saying it. Markets are not at an all time low are they? no, so it cant be a DCB. idiot.

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because the Federal Reserve is pumping unlimited amount of money?

Because everyone is retarded. Holy shit, you've lived through the 2000s and 2010s and you still haven't figured this out?

See
Literally nobody believes what you are saying here lmao

whom opinion and why...

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They are settling into the cycle - 2 day decline followed by 1 day dead cat bounce

There are three stages to a depression: crash, temporary recovery period, depression.
>crash: steep and falls like a stone (this is where you get people jumping off skyscrapers)
>brief recovery: investors try to pull it back together, this forms a brief window of stagnation (this is where you get the suits trying to go brrrrr)
>depression: steady, slow decline for hundred of days. (This is where you get the food lines and victory gardens)

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Because half the country has an IQ of less than 100. And like 75% has an IQ less than 110.

Bait switch Bait switch Bait switch

stock market =/= the economy

this guy gets it.

The FED is going to transfer all bad debts from banks, cc companies, auto loans, etc to their ledger, but the ppl get the middle finger.

Thanks Trump.

Dig the corpse out of the ground and shoot it out of a cannon all you want jeff, he is not gonna get up and start walking

>tfw bought 2 shares of DOW at the lowest point of the crash
Keep pumping in fed boys, I want moar stoinks

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People are buying because in 2008 the stock market low point was ~40% off its peak. Going into today it was ~38% off it’s peak from early February.

There is tremendous uncertainty with how bad corona will actually effect the economy, so people are looking at historical data. It’s extremely rare for the market to drop >40% in this short a time, I believe the 1930s was the only time it happened. Investors are assuming this will not be as bad as the Great Depression, especially because it’s an election year and Trump will pull out all the stops to not let it get there.

Remember the stock market is a leading indicator - people are investing based on what they expect to happen in the future. With some countries reporting a decrease in number of cases, people are starting to buy back in.

Can someone explain to a retard where this printed money goes exactly

does not change the fact that you don't know what you are talking about leaf.

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Shut up nigger

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Back to work next week, wagie!
Chop chop, holidays over.

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Because "buy low". AMD wen't up 10% just because they claimed that they are running production at nearly full cpacity again and the next gen shitbox consoles are coming out soon and have AMD APU's. They Desktop CPU's are also nice, so investores already know that shit is hot in a few months.

why does america want to be venezuela

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Instead they are attempting to create a centralized digital currency. Pic related.
>1. Event 201- archive.is/JemRB
>2. The virus is a real event, but the disproportionate panic surrounding it is intentional, it is being used to provide an excuse for sweeping economic changes and pushing the following agenda.
>3. Federal Reserve provides unlimited funds to now failing industries
- archive.is/LAnaN
- Govt + Industry: National Socialism or some variant, new form of government in america.
- Presidential Seal and E Pluribus Unum flag no longer present in press briefings
>4. Federal Reserve providing funds to other country's central banks, preparation for single currency.
- Useful resource for 3 & 4: youtube.com/watch?v=rjuOAuQ-uuM [Open]
>5. Digital ID
- id2020.org/manifesto
- id2020.org/alliance
- See number 6 below

>on 3/19/20 numbers 6-9 were predictions based off of 1-5. As of 3/23/20, one of four predictions has proven accurate.

>6. Digital Currency 7. Normalization of digital currency and ID
- cash and credit card will be phased out for contactless payment in the name of public safety
- increasingly limited options other than digital dollar makes it all but necessary for survival for those not already self sufficient
- stigmatization of people who resist these measures as dangerous, violent, unpatriotic, etc. character assassination in the media.
> 8. Global universal digital currency and ID
> 9. Global Consolidation of Authority

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Something that doesn't exist can not "go" anywhere.

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what’s the term “Babylonian money magic” mean?

RNA printer go BRRRRRRR too

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they are still playing monopoly at home, and since the market is fake money too it counts towards it.

watch this youtube.com/watch?v=1JLBXfKDbbI

gee I don't know what a huge mystery

because it's all fake

strawpoll.me/19607508

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Jej

The jew is happy

hahahaha hey guys you're welcome for fixing the economy, i just sold my shit after a loss so now the line goes green again. what jewish bullshit
>dont keep your money in a savings account, put it in an index fund they said
>buy the dip they said
i bought at that little green rise because i thought hey people must be realizing this is overblown as fuck hahahahaha nope
i had to sell so i could assure my rent is paid since i'm out of a fucking job now. sold yesterday. now line goes green. i learned my lesson, thanks guys. whatever i think, reasonably, the market will do, it does the opposite. jewish bullshit and i'm done with it.

Open SPXL at 17.70, sold at 20.55, 21.90 and waiting to see what happens after this bill passage to sell the rest. About even now from the start of this fiasco.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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I was going to invest in a cd but rates went from 2 to 1.5 so Im throwing 150k into stocks.

>The blacks can't meme!

Saving the economy saves more lives

>it's a good sign

breakingisraelnews.com/147317/israels-health-minister-i-am-sure-the-messiah-will-arrive-before-passover/

ALERT ALERT ALERT
THEY GONA DO IT!!!!!
6.APRIL!!!!!!
FAKE MESSIAH!!!

Its also forward looking. Stocks are discounted, supposably, relative to other assets so people are puting the funds in stocks. Earnings will return in a few months, hopefully.

> business will pick up when the cases go down
Except that a good chunk of small businesses can't even stay alive paying their rents for a month when the business stops.
Then there's the fact that people are bankrupting themselves by using whatever savings they had during this Corona quarantine.
There's no "pent up demand" like Trump says. This is the last death rattle of the current form of the debt based economic system and perhaps even the dollar itself.
People and businesses are beyond saturated with debt.
This isn't even about the corona at this point, but the money printing low interest rate system becoming obsolete. CEOs knew this inevitable drop was coming and deserted their companies by the dozens at the start of this year.
We're going to see DOW touch 8k at the end of this.

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buy the dip sell the BRRRRRRR

Trillions being injected is the cause.

youtu.be/gHuccGDB7zI

>the stock market is forward looking
>Earnings will return in a few months, hopefully.

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the key is to not use rent money to invest.

This

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