/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2484 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 399,094 (+20,311) ► Died: 17,365 (+858)

— Total lockdowns aggregate: 3.52 billion people

— Remaining to surpass swine flu: 1,084 confirmed deaths

>NEWS
Germany "lost" 2,000 samples before testing them
archive.is/l2fXg

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

US federal government pressures states to test less
archive.is/TfqG8

4,000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
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Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
archive.is/RypEi

Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

27 year old dies, no underlying disease
archive.is/pgxDl

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

Resistant to antivirals
archive.is/pgxDl

>REMINDER
Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

Spain only testing high risk cases
archive.is/Z1ark

Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
archive.is/5MJW2

MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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Wartime conditions in China
archive.is/YN0Cb

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
00:55: 52 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.
00:49: 226 new cases in Germany.
00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.
00:40: China’s National Health Commission reports 78 new cases across the mainland, excluding Hubei province. Most of them originated in a foreign country. Of those, 31 are in Beijing and 14 in Guangdong province.
00:40: 1 new case and 7 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
00:25: 69 new cases in California, United States.
22:50: 51 new cases and 1 new death in Missouri, United States.

>MORE
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Last thread before 400k hype

sup niggas

>399999 infected
>17365 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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The true cvg

Play DOOM

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>N.Y'S CUOMO: WON'T SACRIFICE 1-2% OF POPULATION FOR ECONOMY
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

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Honestly what will make you believe it's real? You're just in denial dude.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ANIMAL

that is all.

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>falling for a Chinese and Jewish media hoax

It's a 400k kinda day innit?

Friendly reminder to Italy, Irish, and Mexico posters: please indicate at the beginning of your post which country you're from. Some of us can't distinguish your flags.

For example, start your post with (Ireland) or something.

400k

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100K ADDITIONAL INFECTED WITHIN 2 DAYS
ACCELERATE EVEN FURTHER

Hope everyone dies fuck this clownworld

BREAKING NEWS EVERYBODY!
>BREAKING NEWS EVERYBODY!
BREAKING NEWS EVERYBODY!

ITALY IS BACK ON TRACK!
LOMBARDY REGION NUMBERS ARE IN!
HIGHER THAN YESTERDAY!

>AROUND 1.940 NEW CASES
>AROUND 400 NEW DEATHS

SOURCE: REUTERS

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please kill me corona-chan

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italy here, stfu

>Italy numbers in 1 hours

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WHY WONT HE FUCKING STREAM????????????????????

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I agree with this Liberian poster.

Who here /DOOM&COOM/ ???

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kek

Meanwhile in Berlin:
>Mutti so "Bleibt daheim"
>Berliner dann halt:
youtube.com/watch?v=wpEivxOllLI

keked and truthpilled

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RIP Gary
>RIP Gary
RIP Gary
>RIP Gary
RIP Gary
>RIP Gary

>60k infected per day now
>will reach 100k daily this week

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Hello there my little friend, see you soon ;)

SIX PEOPLE (4 WOMEN, 2 MEN) FINED IN MADRID FOR MAKING AN ORGY PARTY AT THEIR HOME IN TETUAN ZONE
>SIX PEOPLE (4 WOMEN, 2 MEN) FINED IN MADRID FOR MAKING AN ORGY PARTY AT THEIR HOME IN TETUAN ZONE
SIX PEOPLE (4 WOMEN, 2 MEN) FINED IN MADRID FOR MAKING AN ORGY PARTY AT THEIR HOME IN TETUAN ZONE
>SIX PEOPLE (4 WOMEN, 2 MEN) FINED IN MADRID FOR MAKING AN ORGY PARTY AT THEIR HOME IN TETUAN ZONE
>SIX PEOPLE (4 WOMEN, 2 MEN) FINED IN MADRID FOR MAKING AN ORGY PARTY AT THEIR HOME IN TETUAN ZONE
SIX PEOPLE (4 WOMEN, 2 MEN) FINED IN MADRID FOR MAKING AN ORGY PARTY AT THEIR HOME IN TETUAN ZONE

>abc.es/espana/madrid/abci-covid-19-multan-seis-personas-estaban-practicando-sexo-y-fiesta-piso-convertido-discoteca-202003241409_noticia.html

CLOWN WORLD

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Scientists have discovered this is how you catch coronavirus.

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Based

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He can't stop coofing

500k+ infected, 20k+ dead by Fiday.

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>afraid of dying
>demands bigger government
>willingly goes along with mass house arrest

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RIP AND TEAR (lungs because you didn't use a mask and now you're struggling to breathe)

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I work in a hospital and I can tell you it is no hoax. This shit that is coming is serious.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN

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So when we break 9-11's high score it's on like donkey chong, correct? Bush started a war over 3k dead burgers and no recession.

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>assuming death takes place around 1 week after first symptoms
>in 1 week we'll have 100k MORE CHANCES at death

Idk if this makes sense but... our death numbers are just the infection numbers but massively delayed.

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>ITALY IS BACK ON TRACK!
Expect higher numbers for infected, because they now started mass testing both in Lombardia and Veneto

How long will this pandemic last holy shit

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The "leaders" are completely fucking this up. No matter what happens we're fucked.

I for one am estatic.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 48,778 (588) Spain 39,676 (2,800) Germany 31,370 (133) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 6,795 (338) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 5,010 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,760 (12) Portugal 2,362 (30) Sweden 2,286 (36) Canada 2,176 (24) Australia 2,144 (8) Brazil 1,980 (34) Israel 1,656 (2) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,577 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,289 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 958 (7) Chile 922 (2) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 799 (9) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Greece 695 (19) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +5,044 (+35) Spain +4,540 (+489) Germany +2,314 (+10) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +145 (+3) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +536 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +135 (+2) Portugal +302 (+7) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+1) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +117 (+8) Czech Republic +53 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +83 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Poland +50 (+1) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Diamond Princess (+2) Greece (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) Argentina (+1) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +17 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Canada +85 Brazil +56 Japan +12 Chile +176 Finland +92 Singapore +49 South Africa +152…

>FULL LISTS
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>only 1900 cases

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>AROUND 400 NEW DEATH
Stay safe pasta bro.

sure thing shill

by Thursday, actually, we're at 40K new cases per day

Try again
youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04&t=1s

S

Spain is different

until we all die

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he died

digits confirm

>Little nothing burger hits 400k

>Weedman answers vaguely and ensures to repeat nothing is off the table for the 15th time
fuck

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Just glass the city for fucks sake, I dont care that I live here, this city needs to fuckign die.
Also nuke bcn while we are at it

I'll miss his biblical levels of cope when he dies of the rona

F

>Press F to spit on grave

You get what you fucking deserve.

>nu-doom
kys zoomer

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What are you guys doing in your lockdown?
I miss my job and my friends, hate being home.
Sleep 10 to 11 hours then eat and back to bed.
Watch Youtube and movies, but even that got boring.
COOM twice a day, got boring too.
Might start playing some vidya.

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Why do shills only focus on the death rate, and not the hospitalization rate?

If it hospitalizes 20% of the people ages 20-64 who test positive for Coronavirus, and the tested cases only account for 10% of the total cases, that's still 2% of the working-age population that's getting hospitalized. If that's not a big enough deal to warrant a quarantine, I dunno what is.

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We did it, lads!

Canadabros what would be different if we had a conservative in power right now?

Why does /ptg/ directly oppose these threads?

I emailed my government about the need for proactive mesures the 23rd of February, explaining the great risk that constituted COVID-19 (backed-up by scientific studies !) combined with the Salon de L'Agriculture (International Agricultural Show in Paris), with the potential to infect the whole territory. That wasn't done until the last day, without any self-isolation advice for participants.
Now, in France, order was given to ban OPEN markets, forcing people to go only en masse in closed supermakets that DO NOT ORDER FRESH FOOD ANYMORE ! Farmers are forced to throw salads, asparagus, strawberries, radishes to the pigs or in compost. Fishermen were forced to stop fishing as no one buys their fish.
The "social distancing" recommanded distance is ony of a meter (3 feet, not enough without massive masking), french government is still in full "masks are useless if you're not a trained professional" propaganda, instead of explaining triage mesures prioritizing the Hospital system. People started wearing home-made masks, even our Army medical staff advised paper towel and rubber bands masks for everyone outside because it's better than uncovered faces, with a 70% reduction of the expired viral load. Still, our Prime Minister annonced yesterday you will now face a 3500 € fine for wearing an "inapropriate" mask (that is, a home-made mask, it's not about HOW you wear it) in public.
My government refuses to switch to war economy to produce PPE, respirators, chloroquine, oxygen, test kits or masks (even the USA or UK are doing it), nor complete lockdown.
People, universities, companies are doing it anyway.

CONGRATS CORONACHAN

>Should I prep?
>Oh no, stores cleared out!
>Amazon out of stock or delayed as well!
Go check some fitness supplier and order some weight-gainer, protein powder, etc.
Easy to store and energy dense.
Might as well get Yas Forums in the process.

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>400k

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) India (+1.71%) Poland (+3.94%) China (+5.37%) Switzerland (+5.94%) Taiwan (+6.17%) Italy (+6.66%) Spain (+6.82%) France (+7.07%) United Kingdom (+7.78%) Hong Kong (+7.76%) Singapore (+8.01%) Netherlands (+8.23%) Germany (+8.38%) United States (+8.66%) Brazil (+12.19%) South Korea (+9.15%) Australia (+9.36%) Russia (+9.55%) South Africa (+9.80%) Japan (+11.49%) Austria (+13.53%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-0%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-8%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-66%) Dubai (-27%) Moscow (-43%) Rome (-25%) Milan (-21%) Berlin (-35%) Munich (-39%) Brussels (-51%) Paris (-47%) Madrid (-15%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-36%) Sao Paulo (-36%) Buenos Aires (-33%) New York (-31%) Washington (-14%) Miami (-14%) Toronto (-20%) Chicago (-26%) Houston (-17%) Mexico City (-51%) Los Angeles (-62%) Seattle (-53%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.33b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m)

>FULL LISTS
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remember all the Shills who said its a nothingburger? I do remember, and even now I know germans who fail to aknowledge me that I warned them, they say I was "lucky" and im like dafuq bro, 1-2 Weeks asymptomatic incubation in which you can infect others, and it's still "luck" that i "knew" this shit will hit us. Fucking germans they deserve corona. Can't even aknowledge that i was right.

They're the Republican equivalent to Shareblue. Mindless freaks.

Why is Bill Gates not locked up? He might as well be standing over the corpses with a bloody knife. I saw instagram posts where he was saying oh "muh everyone is equal now like Tom Hanks" Hope satan rapes him to death.

Can't you read kraut? It says Lombardy region. Full numbers at 6 PM GMT+1

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400,000 when?
when it hits,
im going to say it!
are you ready?

Did Corona-chan accept my offering of booze? Has she gifted him with a kiss?
YAY

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Well, UK just got fucked pretty bad.

Surprised it's not worse, people are still going outside and shit like retards.

You better not club him.

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shalom

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Because Trump is a fucking moron and it shows

Plus a substantial chunk of people will be sick at home for a month
Plus we don't know the long term health effects

Our girl did it agein. 500k before weekend

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Is he right?

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>why did fans of the president hate reality

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that's what she said

kys

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Good thing they locked down Argentina quick, we are barely getting any cases

I'm excited for coronachan's big day

if trump had closed the borders early all of this could be avoided
he didn't, because he's a jewish puppet

LET THE WEAK DIE
THE MONEY MUST FLOW

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Old Skool

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RIP UK

1200 new cases and 90 deaths

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ich hoff die fotze verreckt

wortwörtlich:
"nothing of value was lost"

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Fuck the CCP

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The only political thing that helps is hating chinks and assuming they're lying. Would Canadian conservatives qualify? Doubt it.

does this guy do it for the yous or is he getting sexual pleasure from this

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His entire last testament will consist of having his heir tweet post-mortem reminders of how the coronavirus is a nothingburger even though he is dead


>"I died but so what. The freemarket is still important"
>"I am pretty sure dying from the flu would have been worse"
>"Please don't count my coronavirus death in the death toll. I always planned on dying that day anyway"

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

socialist sweden forces wellfarebuxers and people with other forms of unemployment pay to go and produce productive equipment for protection against the coronachan with no added economic compensation added

Fuck Sweden

expressen.se/kvallsposten/socialbidragstagare-far-tillverka-skyddsmasker/
sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=106&artikel=7436716

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I work as a teacher, get to talk to my students every day. Still miss my colleagues and friends though.

They live in a lalaland where people drop dead instantly from a virus and droves of hospitalized people don't hurt the economy.

I know I am not in Yas Forums but why is the stock market going up?

Only if you take deep breaths user
Help me spread my wings

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in case anyone's not paying attention

>UK
>+1259 Cases
>+83 Dead

Accelerating further even after lockdown

DRAWFAGS UPDATE 400K TITS

Nothingburger fags need to look at the US daily infections graph, it's basically going straight up.

Ah man its climbing. We are up to a total of .003% of population has it! We are all going to die! Here are the percentages updated.

pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef

Best one tbqh

Reading youtube comments from people giving their opinions on the lockdown, making me lose braincells and wanting the virus to ravage everything here.
After that comes cooming and playing DOOM and HL Alyx.

Because Trump just sacrificed 1-2% of your population for the stock market

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Do you work from home?

Because they've been Russian shills for years, now.

pasta la vistah

Is this real?
Cause if it is, it would be hilarious.

Bill will be missed.

F

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>he's scared of dying
>he wants the government to take his rights
>he's under mass house-arrest
>he's been terrorized and panicked into submission

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Bush started a war with a country completely inferior to the US

To see confrontation with China as anything similar would be pretty stupid since US fought either proxy wars or wars against weaker countries since WW2.

FFS Italy, I thought that you finally reach the peak.

>hospitalization rate before widespread testing meaning only the highest index of suspicion cases

The Boomer died from yellow fever

Does it matter, either we get more virus or an economic collapse. we can't get both for now but when half the countries do one thing the the other half the other then both will eventually happen.

Yes we do, normies and governments just don't want to admit the permanent lung scarring because it would make damn sure that the ''essential'' workforce would refuse to work

402,057 now

Lockdown is failing in "ghettos", while in peaceful cities and villages people are being fined for nothing. Cases of homeless people being fined for not staying at home, cases of people being fined for giving water to their cattle and horses (alone in their field) have been reported and confirmed by serious press, not just social media rumours.
Police is just enforcing lockdown as a massive cashgrab, checking attestations instead of inforcing social distancing, security distances and face covering.
The amount of circulating trains was reduced, so they are as crowded as they could be.

To me, it is genocide. It is volontary massive depopulation and enslavement of the rest. One cannot be this dumb. If this was not planned from the start, it is the plan now, at least in France.
A great crisis turns good men into saints, average folk into beasts, and evil people into monsters.

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>old good new bad

I didn't understand any words you just said wtf is this latin bullshit

400K CONFIRMED CASES
>400K CONFIRMED CASES
400K CONFIRMED CASES
>400K CONFIRMED CASES
400K CONFIRMED CASES
>400K CONFIRMED CASES
400K CONFIRMED CASES
>400K CONFIRMED CASES

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Damn that jump in Spain

Playing animal crossing in Japanese to try and learn some, playing DOOM. Building and painting some warhammer. COOMing and shit posting on internets. Basically just living the NEET life

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They are trying to kill us, and people don't even notice. The cdc here told people masks would make them more likely to be infected. How are people This RETARDED?

#givelockdownachance
It ain't gonna stop over night now is it?

This is a /ptg/ poster right here trying to spin shit.

lel

a warmer climate would have unironically saved her

dailymail.co.uk/news/breaking_news/article-8147765/Greta-Thunberg-says-coronavirus-isolating-father.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

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ITS REAL

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242478367531655169

You probably know of the civil unrest in France against our government since 18 months. Our government was probably more panicked by the blueprints of guillotines posted on Twitter and the trending #OnOublieraPas (#Wewontforget) after our former Health minister, Agnes Buzyn, confessed they knew what was coming and lied, than by COVID-19 itself.
I'm afraid that in order to stay in power and alive, our rulers have decided to go full totalitarian, with the mandatory genocide and planned famine that go with it. Even I, an "opponent" to my government, did not believe them to be that much evil. The recent mesures and their predictible consequences really reminds me of early communist dictatorships.
If I happen to be correct, France has not known such an evil rule since the Terror. Depending of the CFR of COVID-19 and attack rate, it may be even worse. Former "comrades" remember how far evil in power can go.

May I be wrong.

No Neetbux
Back to wageslaving

HERD

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He’s busy laughing at retards on Twitter

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Chinks will eat you, little friend

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So now that she's hit 400k infections, will she hit 20k deaths before the day ends?

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>I miss my job

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UK will be way worse in a week.

Spain and Italy are nothing, UK still hasn't locked down and it's flying out of control. People still walking the streets, meeting with friends because "as long as it's only 2 of us police can't do shit mate"

Playing Mahjong and thinking about killing myself because the AI is fucking blatant in cheating

Real doc here, need some medfag help.
Some medfag answered me a couple of threads ago but I was attending another emergency do I repost the request:

Looking for a medfag that is already comfortable with CPTR procedures: we found that Gerontosol 45%vol in massive dosage (around 700ml/h) are lowering the Ar.dS. below 0.6ppm/cm3 threshold.
That is a good news but not all patients react in that way, as much as 62% of cases the PPC and LCC are much higher (over 750Mpl) and Listramine concentrations are as low as 0.77hpt in globuline samples.

My patient (41, female) was hard infibulated last night and treated with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil IV to stabilize her situation but no improvements whatsoever, symptoms are high fever (39°C), low LZ-Peptides levels, HVSC not present at all. Torax Rx shows pneumolytes all around and bad bad sub-alveolar cystites on the lower pulmonary zone. Never ever seen something like that before.

Someone told me (I don't remember who, pathology or neurology fag, I really don't remember) that if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening. Good news as TxRx levels of RS-232 receptors can be as high as 3200baud without loosing much signals from the patient.

These are very promising hopes but the pharmacological aspect need to be investigated further, Cynarite-15 in a mixture of citric acid and C2H5OH is promising but Beta-Drancolene levels skyrocketed in 20 minutes or so: not manageable. A pharma cocktail is needed to mitigate this aspect, someone suggested Margaril or Mariblodol but no proper dosage is know.

Solutions? Suggestions?

Yes, totally nothing.

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yeah, we have lectures online, and I make plans with tasks for the students to do. I try my best to make them keep their routines, I think many of them need it.

>nuthingburger
>just a flu
>back to work goyim

Topkek

>Blond Trap Angel.jpg
sauce on this semen suplier?

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Corona-chan gambatte!

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I miss them burgers, bros

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A lot of people really think the floor is 18k, huh? When are quarterlies and job reports due?

I think they are deluding themselves in believing that Americans will go back to work and that all is well in China and they will start the production any day now

>Sweden stop feeding lazy people for free
More less based

>Gret
greta got got

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Because they're paid by Brad Parscale to shill

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kek so true, It really feels comfy to have prepped up and sit in a wooden cabin while all normies and npcs are stuck in Vienna in their 30-50 squaremeter appartments going insane for not beeing able to do anything. Meanwhile i'm having a glass of wine next to my fired up oven, Chilling on Yas Forums, watching movies, going for a walk on my property and forest, watching movies.

>b-but H1N1 w-was over a million
>b-but muh nothingburger

t. every nothingburger in 30 seconds

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