GRETA HAS CORONA

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attention whore

Make me a woman before i die, user.

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Looking for another 5 minutes of newstime, I guess.

Oh well. Although, I think the real question here is: has her handler fallen into the loving embrace of corona-chan?

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I'll cure her with my COOMID-19 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

all the celebs are pretending to have it for attention. let her die.

I want to completely dominate her tight little body and contort her into positions she's never imagined as I absolutely fucking rail her.

And she thought she was going to die of global warming...

Reminder that women thrive on attention. They need it as much as food water and oxygen.

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The Trump Curse strikes again.

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Greta has always needed a strong daddy. Someone to hold her while she coos and giggles, clean up her messies with wipies, and give her the tingles in her factory sealed cunny. You could spend so many magical moments reading her children's stories while she plays with your throbbing manhood like a cat's scratching post, look into her innocent 60 iq eyes and flood her with a loving deluge of semen while she burps and asks to watch peppa pig. That's what she has always needed.

This is the real reason. Celebrities are lower than prostitutes. They have absolutely no shame.

Little attention whore takes herself so seriously, she should be knifed

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99% dead in italy had comorbidities. We have no proof anyone is even dying to the virus. South Korea found 86% of those who test positive show no symptoms. That means only 14% of people who test positive ever show symptoms. Think about it. How often do you show symptoms of covid-19? Runny nose, shortness of breath, headache, anything is a fucking symptom at this point. I guarantee you 14% of people who test negative show symptoms as well, but they wont report that. This virus appears to be doing absolutely nothing. This is so obviously a fucking hoax and I cant believe anyone is falling for it, especially here on Yas Forums. 2010 Yas Forums would've never believed this shit.

Next will be she is trans

She should be loving this virus

The tests are fake. The genes that indicate positive for COVID-19 aren't even exclusive to the virus. We have no way of knowing how often people get false positives, because the tests have never been proven to be valid.

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underrated

this. pretty ironic

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>99%
wrong.

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>girl has cold
>whole world needs to know, NOW

They love to push this hoax into our consciousness by saying that celebrities have the virus.

kek

>user its not contagious for at least a few more days... theres still time

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Couldn't go two weeks without attention so had to make up having the chinese flu.

Dude, I love scientology! It helped the corona meme to spread worldwide. Hahaha. Good times.

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She looks so sexy and playful here. She needs to get pounded until her eyes roll back into her head.

Give Coronachan your soul Greta, she needs a lovely morsel like you
Give it up give it up give it up

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>genes that indicate positive for COVID-19 aren't even exclusive to the virus
proof?
your pic does not list the specific genes they use
and you gave no proof the two used as not exclusive
idiot

corona kike.

What's her YouNow account? Gotta make the $$$ somehow.

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>still no pics of her tiny tits
C'mon.

>However, she stresses that neither of them have been tested for the virus, as Sweden is only testing people with the most severe symptoms and those in at-risk groups.
attention whoring... They are afraid to go outside but need the attention and donation shekels

Oh god oh fuck

You are a sick faggot.

fuck. I wish this was a
>HALT IHRE PAPIERE BITTE thread

>look into her innocent 60 iq eyes and flood her with a loving deluge of semen
I kek'd way too loud lmao

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>be ugly as fuck
>everybody still want to fuck you

This. Plus you don't see her talking about her Down's Syndrome.

Cute Greta is cute, she'll make someone a good wife one day if they can get her away from her abusers who profit off her

Had anyone blamed climate change for the virus yet?

Wrong bitch. It's contagious regardless of whether you show symptoms or not.

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Pollution is quite low these days. It is a good time for her to die.

>faggot for wanting to sexually satiate the most divine women in the planet

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Exactly this. “I have Chinese bat aids” has become the latest fad in celebrity virtue signaling.

HOW DARE YOU

Why does she never wear makeup? Is she an s-tier gf?

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She is an autist and they struggle with fashion the most.

yes.

Based

Where the fuck has she been? Has she gone back to school or is she stuck in the Pacific or something?