/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2483 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>249939802
attention whore/10
no (You)s for hoes

No you don't.
Post a pic from today or stop larping with that trashpile.

Normie 1
>Stay home! Trust SCIENCE! FLATTEN THE CURVERINO!!
Normie 2
>Yeah ok 1 million people are dead, but how old were they? Did they have underlying conditions? Omg stop scaring people!!

It's all so tiresome...

Try to get some sleep user

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Is NY mayor Cuomo suggesting going back to work? DIDN'T WE JUST FUCKING LOCK DOWN YOU DUMB NIGGERS

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no u!!!!!!!!!!!!

poop

India total shutdown for 21 days.
PM says shutdown for 21 days or we go back 21 years in time.
India 1979 supapowah!

So how the fuck is this virus so deadly when its not even big enough to see? Cant shoot it or anything

lookner meltdown yesterday was insane
youtu.be/a7hD3TYIs5I?t=21504

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USE that nervous energy user, make a list or a plan of what you will do if you actually have it. Research what practices will help to keep you and your family alive, soon enough the cortisol system will wear itself out and you will be back to normal.

Also:
Tinfoilfag 1
>ebil gubernment overreporting to implement surveillance and martial law
Tinfoilfag 2
>ebil gubernment underreporting to keep the slaves working

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 48,720 (588) Spain 39,673 (2,696) Germany 31,370 (133) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 6,735 (337) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 4,971 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,753 (12) Portugal 2,362 (30) Sweden 2,286 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Canada 2,091 (24) Brazil 1,967 (34) Israel 1,656 (2) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,577 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,289 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 1,049 (27) Pakistan 958 (7) Chile 922 (2) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 799 (9) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Greece 695 (19) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Croatia 382 (1) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +4,986 (+35) Spain +4,537 (+385) Germany +2,314 (+10) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +85 (+2) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +497 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +128 (+2) Portugal +302 (+7) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+1) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +117 (+8) Czech Republic +53 (+1) Ecuador +68 (+9) Pakistan +83 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Poland +50 (+1) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Diamond Princess (+2) Greece (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +14 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Brazil +43 Japan +12 Chile +176 Finland +92 Singapore +49 South Africa +152 India +20 Russia +57…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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To prevent it from spreading shoot coughing people.

>00:44: 2,047 new cases and 105 new deaths in Spain.

Finally some good news. Stay strong Gallegos!

>Cant shoot it or anything
Use bigger guns

pretty much the exact same measure as any other country

Any recovered victims or doctors saying what is the 'treatment' for this? What do they give you or what do they do to you? Some sources would be even better.

WRONG WITH ME

Happy Lookner

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where is 400k corona she has a dick now?

The nose knows!

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) India (+1.71%) Poland (+2.94%) China (+5.18%) Switzerland (+5.50%) Taiwan (+5.98%) Italy (+6.20%) France (+6.39%) Spain (+6.78%) Hong Kong (+7.31%) United Kingdom (+7.48%) United States (+7.71%) Netherlands (+7.65%) Singapore (+7.70%) Germany (+7.93%) Australia (+8.42%) Brazil (+8.62%) South Korea (+9.15%) South Africa (+9.77%) Russia (+9.92%) Japan (+10.94%) Austria (+14.08%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-0%) Tokyo (-6%) Beijing (-18%) Wuhan (-11%) New Delhi (-64%) Dubai (-34%) Moscow (-27%) Rome (-25%) Milan (-21%) Berlin (-35%) Munich (-39%) Brussels (-52%) Paris (-30%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-24%) London (-25%) Sao Paulo (-57%) Buenos Aires (-33%) New York (-31%) Washington (-14%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-40%) Chicago (-26%) Houston (-17%) Mexico City (-66%) Los Angeles (-62%) Seattle (-41%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.33b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m)

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>global numbers already on a downturn
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSE TO CRASH THE AMERICAN ECONOMY NOOOOOOO THIS WAS OUR 9/11 NOOOOOOO

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Boomer mom just risked her life to buy me steak beer and vodka

PIZZA

I'm so glad to have awesome leadership giving clear direction right now. It really is such a big relief

I am currently visiting my uncle here in Canada, he is a doctor in the Comox Valley. He has forwarded me a message that the hospital sent to him, informing him that it is not in the best interest to practice transparency to the public. It is in the hospitals and ICU's. Im getting on a flight back home to South Africa tomorrow, wish me luck user's

hahah, didn't expect that

10/10

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It is for 1.3 billion people, I don't think even China had such a lockdown.

Are lockdowns really gonna be that effective? After a month people will get tired and you cant keep an entire country stopped for three months. I feel like this tactic will kick our ass back.

Why are you guys still posting about this? The virus is hardly affecting anyone. We have to get back to work or our economy is going to suffer. This is just a leftist panic.

damn, she loves you

...

I just saw him I didn't know NY has a black governor

>he's scared of dying
>he wants the government to take his rights
>he's under mass house-arrest
>he's been terrorized and panicked into submission

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Monkey paw and bat juice with some ground ivory and tiger tooth, along with a triple shot of Vitamin C and 5mg iron.

Topkek, epic.

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Please just kill yourself

based
also new NYC numbers

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Literally foaming at the mouth

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Nothing burger

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COMPLETE INDIAN LOCK DOWN
WTF BROS I THOUGHT IT IS JUST A FLU

S to spit and shit on the millions of mutts that will die in the next mutts
Please Corona-chan mutate and kill their children too

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Portugal is a ghost town right now, there is nobody anywhere. I don't know how small businesses will survive but I am very pleased with the response, 10 people got arrested on Sunday for being out without a good reason. Police can break up groups of more than 2 people and send you different ways.

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How will you poo?

>Im getting on a flight back home to South Africa
never gonna make it

It's ok. In NYC, the virus can only stay on surfaces for a few minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=IH-Vqi4io_U&start=591

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It's over you guys
Nothing burger, with figures smaller than the annual flu

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I'm working on my get out of jail free bag.

What are you guys up to.

Currently thinking about sanding down the edges in my folding shovel. They are not as sharp as they should be.

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3.5 billion under lockdown

Half of the world has been under lockdown due to the virus

It's only started in Burgerlandia. We have fucktons of fatties, diabetics, and boomers. Not many people give a fuck about isolating themselves. Do the math. Italy MIGHT be over the worst of it, but we're only warming up.

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I don't know chief, Americans are pretty based. I would rather have everyone in Europe die.

Well yes they are telling people not to confirm positives in their location and to let the minister keep things hush. All over BC. Got a copy?

>Deaths have been stead at about 50-100 per day, already slowing down outside of New York
>This will basically explode to millions

what are you doing about your lockdown laws mate

fire

incendiary rounds straight to the chest or a flamethrower is your best bet

If only you knew how bad things really are

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It's unimaginable
That's why everyone 's ignoring it I think

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They're locking down the virus for its own safety

I don't recall locking down the whole world and crashing the economy every year

>oh god oh god the stock market went down get it back up say anything oh god

Shabbat shalom goyim

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Steve "mouth frothing" Lookner

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nigger shut the fuck up before i give u the virus

I don't give a fuck about them.

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ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT KILLS CORONAVIRUS
You can only reply to this post if your countries ozone layer is destroyed

ideally, you lockdown to slow the disease enough for your healthcare system to be able to handle it.
then, you test everyone for the disease and immunity. sick people go to quarantine, immune go back to work and who is neither take precautions to avoid getting sick, like masks, etc.
except korea though, noone is doing that.

China welded people shut into their homes.
If you can at least go out to still buy groceries, then it's no different from Italy or France.

SOCIALIST GOVERMENT OF CANARY ISLANDS, SPAIN, USES THE CORONAVIRUS TO MAKE A CAMPAIGN AGAINST MISOGYNY
>SOCIALIST GOVERMENT OF CANARY ISLANDS, SPAIN, USES THE CORONAVIRUS TO MAKE A CAMPAIGN AGAINST MISOGYNY
SOCIALIST GOVERMENT OF CANARY ISLANDS, SPAIN, USES THE CORONAVIRUS TO MAKE A CAMPAIGN AGAINST MISOGYNY
>SOCIALIST GOVERMENT OF CANARY ISLANDS, SPAIN, USES THE CORONAVIRUS TO MAKE A CAMPAIGN AGAINST MISOGYNY
SOCIALIST GOVERMENT OF CANARY ISLANDS, SPAIN, USES THE CORONAVIRUS TO MAKE A CAMPAIGN AGAINST MISOGYNY

>elespanol.com/mujer/al-dia/20200324/mascarilla-grito-auxilio-mujeres-maltratadas-farmacia/477202689_0.html

OH NONONOONONONON THE LEFT IS FUCKING INSANE HERE WHERE IS THE ARMY TO TAKE THEM DOWN

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Me neither.
Especially over a nothingburger.

Happening fags need to kill themselves tbqhfam. Starting with Meotekur. You're content was good in 2015-16. Hope your Asian wife spits in your mouth, fgt.

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I predict posts like this no matter what the numbers are lol

I am honestly starting to feel aroused by the possibility of people, or even myself, dying. Told this to my wife, she looked at me like WTF and I had to save it like "I didn't mean it like that etc etc"

so what happens when they fine you for disobeying them

Press F for our American frens.

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Is that a big ass knife? I have one of those but it's not as sharp as I'd like it, even after I tried sharpening it. I think it's a problem with the whetstone I'm using.

>checked
That's the joker's voice in that movie? He sounds like his testicles haven't dropped. Glad I never watched it.

If we just let MacArthur nuke the Chinese like he wanted to this mess wouldn't have happened.

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Here's a video how Germans in Berlin handle the lockdown.
youtube.com/watch?v=wpEivxOllLI

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New York ACTUALLY FUCKED

love me some funny jew in the morning

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The numbers are down but that is probably because we're having a testing shortage. From what I've been hearing, the swabs that they use to test for it are nearly all used.

yanks are no friend of mine
hope the whole continent, north and south, goes under
nothing of value would be lost
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Post pics of army on American streets!
Post pics of NYC triage.

>mfw living in the sunniest place of western countries now.

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>Starting with Meotekur

This guy will be remembered in a month's time, and forever, as the guy who shat his pants over a minor epidemic.

>Our people want to return to work. They will practice Social Distancing and all else, and Seniors will be watched over protectively & lovingly. We can do two things together. THE CURE CANNOT BE WORSE (by far) THAN THE PROBLEM! Congress MUST ACT NOW. We will come back strong!

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>bunch of Jew Yorkers shoah'd by China virus
Who cares?

Posting on PC, not phone, but I'm pretty curious as to why they dont want transparency

I don't sign the ticket and the cop has to pay it.

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Is trump having a press conference today? When?

Can we follow the stimulus package approval somewhere?

Just been out for a drive, absolutely kino driving around these empty roads

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Why are you getting on a plane you retard? Stay home. The worst of this will blow over in 2mo.

And do what?
Sit around in the town forest and say hello to morning-joggers?
No one is coming to round you up. so you might as well stock up and bunker down at home.

>SOCIALIST SWEDEN FORCES WELLFARE KEKS TO GO AND PRODUCE PROTECTIVE MASKS FOR HOSPITALS TO KEEP GIBS AND EFFECTIVELY USES SLAVELABOUR AT 1/3RD THE COST OF WHAT THEY SHOULD GET PAID

expressen.se/kvallsposten/socialbidragstagare-far-tillverka-skyddsmasker/

FUCK SWEDEN

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I don't *co-sign* the ticket

>DIGITS FOR HENTAICHAN

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Sirens sing, are you listening?
In the lane, coom is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're under martial law tonight
Walking in a coomer wonderland
Gone away is the normie
Here to stay is a new me
Praising the new regime
Society torn at its seams
Walking in a coomer wonderland
On the sidewalks, we can build a patrol man
We'll pretend that he is David Brown
He'll say, are you infected?
We'll say, no man
And my work is essential to this town
Later on, we'll conspire
As we light buildings on fire
To face unafraid
Its us against a swat raid
Walking in a coomer wonderland
Walking in a coomer wonderland
Walking in a coomer wonderland

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Gotta be more specific. The black knife is some of cheap tactical bullshit I got years ago.

With inbuilt sling and a spear kit.

Just gotta be patient and don't forget to use a steel on it before you try to sharpen it.

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>except korea though, no one is doing that.
Yeah, i was thinking that too. Most of lockdowns seem to be done without a plan for the future and just for political reasons.

Not when the virus mutates and kills us all

I know, what could we possibly do without the mutts starting wars for israel, promoting nigger worship, feminism, multiculturalism and faggotry to the world.
Even jews could be contained and wouldbe a mere novelty if it werent for the mutts and anglos.
Fuck every last mutts their collective lives and those of their children are worth less than the lowest AIDS ridden african nigger rapist.
Fuck Europeans too rthough

biggest retard ITT

People are demanding locations and numbers and they don't want to release them. Acting when they have to.

>>Our people want to return to work
I haven't stopped going to work since I'm a electrical engineer I'm essential and you're all scared fags. Taking my kids out fishing on the boat after work today. You fags cant stop me from leaving my house once I'm home.

It's just instinct

your sub-conscious sees the threat and knows that the coming deaths will threaten the community, therefore procreation is a logical next step. Wouldn't want all the goyim to die off, that would be bad for the billionaires income.

Noice
Lookner and Bill have given us top OC

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I will sponsor the first artist I see that is trying to create coronachan sfm or drawn hentai videos

INDIA HAS JUST DECLARE QUARINTINE!!!!!!
CORONACHAN HAS MADE IT INTO INDIA!!!!!

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I also realized that people don't actually give a shit. Unless the gov threatens serious punishment for violating any prevention protocol retards will still swarm the beaches and spread it. Either he gives up because the American people don't care of he goes big gov and forces people to stay home. He can't win.

The damned stand ready...

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>mleko
Ty pierdolony imbecylu

DIAMONDO PRINCESSU 10 DEATHS OUT OF 712 INFECTED = 1.4% MORTALITY RATE
115 CASES STILL UNRESOLVED

Cases don't really mean much - just that we are testing lots.

But hospitalizations at 10% of cases is VERY concerning.
covidtracking.com/data/#NY

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>“If it were up to the doctors, they may say let's keep it shut down, let's shut down the entire world,” Trump told reporters Monday night, citing the global reach of the virus. “So let's shut down the entire world and when we shut it down, that would be wonderful and let's keep it shut for a couple of years. You know, we can't do that and you can't do that with the country, especially the number one economy anywhere in the world by far. Number one economy in the world. You can't do that.”
Trump went full retard

Does anyone here is actually /comfy/ ? Two years of supplies, didn't go out since late february, on the countryside ?

hate this little jewish rat
he caused the panic buying then he belittles and attacks his own people rather than take any responsibility for his poor, bordering on non-existent, leadership

Fuck it
Start spraying CFCs everywhere YESTERDAY!

I have no doubt in my mind that Trump is taking advice from Bill Mitchell.

Spain will not be the first country to be killed by feminism but your case will be the most amusing.

If Italy is already over it then it’s not going to get much worse anywhere else. Europe will peak soon. US will be done in a few weeks. Whatever chances this had of killing millions have evaporated. I predict

A man ahead of his time.

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They hate you

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If the US becomes the epicenter, what will Corona-Chan look like?

South Africa is my home, my family is there. If SHTF i need to be there to help them. I can self isolate for the first few weeks when i land

Of fucking course they are, what did you expect? Its like dems in the US blocking the Trumpbux
Anyway, Sanchez is being sued for
prevarication due to allowing the 8M gatherings despite warnings
okdiario.com/espana/denuncian-sanchez-juez-prevaricacion-permitir-marchas-del-8-m-plena-epidemia-5336814

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So to what degree are we holding China responsible? Their response to the outbreak deserves some level of punishment, what would be realistic?

aren't hospitalized likely to die?

They steal from you

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There is a case in my town

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based

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>Either he gives up because the American people don't care of he goes big gov and forces people to stay home. He can't win.
Doing nothing means collapse. The healthcare system will collapse, the virus will spread unchecked, and that will ripple out and collapse other parts of civilization.
He only has once choice you take drastic action and attempt to save the parts you can.
Doing nothing is not an option unless you choice is suicide.

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Contagious Superpower 2020

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>9/11
Airline sector is 100 time fucked over 9/11

>unimaginable number of indians already infected
>government is too busy becoming a super power to give a shit
>lower caste starts dying everywhere, spreading disease to the upper castes
>i guess we better go full quarantine to we can get all the international gibs for the higher castes

it was expected. if they start publishing numbers this shit will go off the wall in terms of numbers

Depends.

Majority of hospitalisations end up needing extra oxygen but no icu intubation.

Sausse spainbro?

I was wondering how they would make this a feminist issue given 2/3 of the dead are men

>US almost as many cases as Italy
>barely started
>Trump already talking about reopening everything
Now this is some top tier Corona-chan kino incoming

Coronavirus 384,000+ Infected, Chinese Intentionally Spreading COVID-19!
youtube.com/watch?v=ItcVF0VOCck

He chooses (your) death.

Yes, which is why they are praying the quinine z-pak cocktail works.
And converting hotels in to more hospitals/ICUs.

ilgiornale.it/news/cronache/infermiera-34enne-si-suicida-era-positiva-coronavirus-1845484.html

>A 34-year-old nurse from Monza committed suicide during the coronavirus quarantine. Commenting on the news, a note from the Fnopi-National Federation of Nursing Professions, considers: "At Covid-19's front, you don't just die from the virus." Then: what the woman has lived at the Intensive Care Unit of the San Gerardo "contributed significantly" to his gesture. "Positive and symptoms, lived a heavy stress for fear of having infected others."

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We're shutting down our countries instead of isolating the old fogies and sick people who are actually at risk of dying. Italy has thousands upon thousands of deaths from Covid-19... most of them 70+ years old and a lot 80+. Neither of my parents lived to 70. Three of my grandparents got just past 70, one of them spending her last 10 years without being able to speak after a stroke. How does it make sense to crash our economies instead of isolating old people and having milder restrictions? We're ruining a lot of people's lives to prolong the lives of geriatrics. It's not like Covid-19 goes away in a month. It will continue to circulate and cause problems and outbreaks for at least a couple of years. No vaccine until the summer of 2021. The fuck are we doing?

>Including an empty jar of nutella in the get out of jail free bag
Smart

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>wuhan not testing people, even if they have symptoms
>china defeated the virus boys
kek

Damn. What a fucking idiot and waste of equipment. Use long gloves over the fucking sleeves.

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Guys wHAT THE FUCK Spain only has 2000 new cases and a fucking pathetic amount of deaths? They're going to report more throughout the day right? This shit needs to keep spreading NOT STOPPING this is the most important news event of my life and I'm NOT letting it go that easily

Dobrze robi. Nieotwarte UHT stoi przez pół roku

You can sue anybody, the problem is getting them on trail and convicted. More if they are left wing.
Sanytol is needed in this country.

Lockdowns are to focus and isolate cases and buy time to treatments, more hospital capacity or political measures.

Like China lockdown Coronavirus on Wuhan, vs Spain Spread coronavirus from Madrid to whole Spain.

Imagina if CDMX spread coronavirus to whole country.

Cope harder. This virus is turning out to be very close to a nothing burger. Hardly anyone has even died after months of
>two more weeks

Reporting.

RAGING FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

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10% ICU hospitalization in São Paulo
>só uma gripezinha

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Spain is a NEET country

It says +4500 cases and +500 deaths.

Then you're a retard for leaving them in the first place. Hope you don't have a layover because you might get grounded in an intermediate country

Only works till the Kurden down the street decide to go nuts.

Got a nice quiet place to Fuck off to.

Lots of old shit in the woods people think is inaccessible.

>>Trump already talking about reopening everything
No he's not.
State by state approach.
Or even city by city.
Having ALL of CA on lockdown is completely overkill.
But NY... probably a good idea.

Fuck off retard

I am but a vessel for coronachan

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tell us...

we're past 399 000 cases, only 1k left before 400k

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sauce pls

What is the true lethality rate without treatment now ?
The virus appears to have mutated.

those are cheap nitrile gloves doublenigger, they don't reach the pulse

all that sugar...
why is it laying on the ground like a bomb exploded ?
clean it up and sort it ffs

Roughly about 1/3 of hospitalized need ICU and of those 1/2 will die

Gotta eat breakfast.

How to combine the hood of the suit with full face mask correctly?

Then he will have what happened in China and elsewhere carries purposefully spread the virus and trying to kill more people because they know they are already dead.
This has potential to dissolve what little of the cohesion that is holding society together at this point.
How people fail to see the rick to the system is beyond me. Like a small stone thrown in to a pond the ripples are going to grow outward.

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why hasnt italy posted new numbers for today?

So does Italy overtake China in reported total cases tonight?

(Obviously China lie but let's assume they're not)

nigger what

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>only layover is Zimbabwe, I'm good guys

I'm sorry burgerbro, the ultimate happening is in your country. There's no escape.

Does anyone have a copy of the letter sent to vulnerable patients in the UK? I've been told they not only have to stay in for 12 weeks but also can only open a window not go into the garden

Anyone know if that's true?

get the fuck out of here infected mutt....

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who here shorting the market while america goes under

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Fortunately, this virus is crazy contagious and even senators have gotten it. Even the pocket doctors who deal with presidents and cabinet members are liable to get sick, so we're all about equally fucked.

How the fuck are we going to afford all these ICU stays? $10,000/night

Trump is already sending everyone back to work next week. Nothing will crash. Nothing will collapse.

Fuck off Cuomo. We won't be sending you shit. We need our masks and ventilators. It's not our fault NYC is fucked, but there isn't any way in hell we're sacrificing our lives to save you degenerates.

Kek

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lockdowns are BECAUSE SOMETHING NEED TO BE DONE

spread it !!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't think so. Yesterday they increased with about 4700, they need a huge jump to surpass China.

It's almost like sabotaging the entire culture's ability to think critically to then extract the maximum possible value from the bottom just short of collapsing society was a bad idea

You got another kind of sauce

So you guys playing pandemic?

>I've been told they not only have to stay in for 12 weeks but also can only open a window not go into the garden
oi m8, you have a loicense for tha open window, laddie?

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Where do you see that? BNO isn't updated yet. Was relying on OP's post.

China will start giving numbers again because China must always be numba wan.

>Almost 400k
GIMME MILKIES NOW

In one hour and 15 minutes or so, as always.
18.00 local time

400k

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Pence said hoarders will be shot on the spot. Give up your prep!