doubles and we conquer China for spreading their bat shit virus
Ayden Moore
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Modi will save us. 21 days lockdown. Harsh but we will be safe.
America is done
Samuel Miller
Regular shops allowed to sell non-food stuff like clothes and electric items is unfair to the shops like Sports Direct and others which were forced to close.
249936627 >Scientists did not test whether the virus could still be picked up to cause an infection in humans after 17 days, however. lol you don't even bother to read the dailymail articles you spam
Jaxson Young
Thankfully I have a gf to isolate with. Are all your gfs okay lads?
Logan Gonzalez
DOOMERS BTFO > The former editor of The Times, Sir Simon Jenkins, recently listed these unfulfilled scares: bird flu did not kill the predicted millions in 1997. In 1999 it was Mad Cow Disease and its human variant, vCJD, which was predicted to kill half a million. Fewer than 200 in fact died from it in the UK. >The first Sars outbreak of 2003 was reported as having ‘a 25 per cent chance of killing tens of millions’ and being ‘worse than Aids’. In 2006, another bout of bird flu was declared ‘the first pandemic of the 21st Century’. >There were similar warnings in 2009, that swine flu could kill 65,000. It did not. The Council of Europe described the hyping of the 2009 pandemic as ‘one of the great medical scandals of the century’. Well, we shall no doubt see. >But while I see very little evidence of a pandemic, and much more of a PanicDemic hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/
Is England a country or just an island? Your president is named Modi right?
Brody Jackson
Where's that nonce Dee Dee? His impotent frustration nourishes me. I mean, Soufen Saveloy would do in a pinch, but he doesn't get anywhere near as delightfully salty.
Aiden Price
Why are right-wing cunts like Tim Martin and Mike Ashley defying the lockdown?
Isaac Barnes
prosperity doth best discover vice, but adversity doth best discover virtue
Joseph Morris
reminder that the virus has mutated to be airborne now 16-Mar: Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm archive.is/ufDZK
Chase Murphy
Because we are not a slave country.
Noah Collins
Hope you have all started growing your vegetables and started making plans for keeping animals?
they don't have the cash reserves to pay their staff if they close. The gov will refund them eventually but that might be too late.
Isaiah Flores
Only animal I'm keeping is your fat sister mate.
Owen Gray
is that a genuine tweet ffs
Cameron Hughes
owen will have coated his flat in spunk over that thought
Luis Ramirez
Because the left/right dichotomy is an interplay between the feminine and masculine.
To put it simply, they aren't bricking themselves because they have balls.
Thomas Moore
he’s right you know
Gavin Martinez
Where do you get baking yeast? Self raising flour might as well be gold dust at this point with people panic buying
Camden Nelson
>HAVING ADE ISN'T ENOUGH, BEING AIRBORNE ISN'T ENOUGH
Kevin Evans
What are your thoughts on living in a rural area? >grow your own food >make your own alcohol >fresh air >less chance of diseases >less chance of kids getting indoctrinated by pedo story hour but I'm guessing... >literally fuck all to do >no one around >place to go where your marriage deteriorates due to nothing happening maybe I have the wrong idea. Can some rural anons here give me a rundown? Rural seems cool, and I want it to be, but I'm guessing those are the setbacks
She ain't fat, but she's into browns. You can have her.
Parker Gonzalez
Make a sourdough starter
Ethan Gonzalez
He's calling him a faggot
Alexander Gomez
All hairdressers are shut until further notice. What are my options? Should I just buy a trimmer from Amazon and give myself a number 3 all over? With the lockdown I won't see anybody for a while so it doesn't really matter if it's shit
Noah Morgan
Bought a tin in Amazon a few weeks ago, £5-6 for 500g
Pseudo intellectual cringe. What did Jonathan Bowden achieve apart from playing into glowniggers hands by associating with Dickie Sphincter and Grug Johnson?
Dylan Rivera
I bet you have brown eyes mate. Talk about pot calling the kettle black!
Ryan Gutierrez
it was all gone in the supermarkets here yesterday
Robert Butler
the guy is a breathing meme
Evan Butler
you kill flies with claps, not punches
Xavier Butler
in bread
Jackson Young
Rumor is that UK internet is gonna get heavily controlled and only vital sites and home workers will get access with blocked sites, bandwidth throttling and no access for gamers and social media etc. If that happens...
Evan Robinson
slaps, really. how can you clap a fly if it's on a surface?
i always get them when they fly around my desk dont wanna leave fly blood on the white wall
Lincoln Bailey
Lmao I got the last haircut in my town yesterday. The lady was raging about her boss making them work while he fucks off
Gavin Robinson
Everyone stuck at home bored on t' internet
Blake Bailey
If they were willing to do that they wouldn't have scrapped the porn ban (and political censorship) a few months ago.
Jose Jones
i phoned BT today to try and change plans, was told not to do anything right now because there was going to be a series of changes relating to internet usage.
Evan Price
yeah shave it off. you can try and leave some on the top if you can get a good look at the back of your head to make sure the line isn't too bent
Sebastian Mitchell
How are you spending the lockdown lads? I'm listening to lofi and getting some reading done.
Use conditioner, makes it drape better, forms ringlets rather than frizz.
Xavier Diaz
not really if you keep it simple. i.e. straight lines. don't try anything fancy i.e. fading
Brayden Scott
My tutor would be pleased then. She claims the the internet and video games are the source of evil and radicalization for terrorist attacks and school shootings. She claims that the internet and vidya make young males violent
Everyone around me seems scared. I feel normal. Everything is usual except now I wear a mask. I don't think I'll be scared until it happens to someone close to me
Luis Myers
I was being harsh. I like Bowden but his relationship with Richard Spencer and Greg Johnson was a bit suspect.
Isaac Allen
i will become irrationally violent in minecraft without internet
Gabriel Long
in a closed, hot, dirty, stuffy cabin with no sunlight. UV kills the virus. So yeah it can live in utter filth for a long time, just dont be filthy.
Nolan Nelson
Why would they do that? I thought they were trying to avoid riots.
Nolan Martin
Loads of people falling out at work there’s a big divide between people that want to go home and stay home like Boris says and people that want to keep the wagies in their place
Andrew Long
And not to forget, a literal faggot cuckold, who is so unabashedly beta he put it in his own book
Jackson Diaz
Your tutor sounds like she hasn't had a shag since the Gulf War.
Jose Hughes
Just take it like a man and go grade 2-3 all over. Then get gf/wife/mom to trim any straggler bits, like back of the neck.
Austin Ramirez
whats that movie where they ask everyone to lock themselves in there home , then it turns out that that allows the patronage/virus to incubate and mutate into like super airborne aids black death plague
Dominic Reed
who wants to add me on steam for some warthunder? username = Blunderbuss
normies haven't been through the many pills of course they're scared
Adam Roberts
People just want to chill at home and get paid 80% of their wage - so many people are absolutely raging at their bosses not closing down. I work at essential service so whatever.
maybe why are we posting in the brit thread and why do brits always need their own special snowflake thread
William Parker
that's no movie, that's real life user, if this virus comes without immunity for the recovered, as has been widely reported, then 2 people in a small space will just spend the weeks building up a super lethal strain, that pattern will be repeated in millions of households, instead of a handful of strains when the quarantine is lifted millions of strains will be unleashed all at once kek
Evan Gray
Another "sporty" type. Ive read a few of these young infected stoires which say they go to the gym, gyms have lots of germs from the heavy breathing etc.
Alexander Jenkins
nobody would ever lie for attention, and the daily mail is far too morally immaculate to propagate such lies
>MPs will be breathing a sigh of relief later on as Guido can reveal a Written Ministerial Statement will confirm the heavily a rumoured and lobbied for change of remit for the Boundary Commission. As Guido pointed to in January, the Government has now officially decided to maintain the number of seats in the Commons at 650, rather than Cameron’s 2010 promise of reducing the number to 600. The statement will justify the retention of 50 extra seats on the basis of the 73 UK MEPs losing theirs, and an alleged increased workload on MPs. This, of course, dubiously rests on the assumption that the work MEPs did was consequential…
gay
Jack Morales
Cauldron doesn't know that lingling and me do it in my beemer every sunday, she tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go still she's on her knees and
oh shit i just realised why the internet will be rationed. working from home requires data for remote accessing work PCs, skype calling, Wifi conference calling, sharing of Data etc. which would all normally be done face to face or over a local network rather than internet.
Can definitely see it happening
Brody Nelson
i dommed your dad
Eli Hernandez
All the youth has it really badly stories all seem like propaganda to push us to listen to Boris n co.
Jackson Powell
hope you stocked up on cow's piss
Elijah Foster
save what you need while the net is still up lads
Ryan Torres
Was the queue long?
Luke White
>left him gasping for breath, convulsing in bed, and unable to move as he warns everyone to stay inside >convulsing in bed >unable to move
WOw I sure am glad that the economy is tanking and everyone is staying at home getting depressed and isolated! At least those 90 year olds in care homes that literally haven't spoken in 3 years can be safe! What a result!! #stayin
Luke Harris
just me freddie mercury and stephen fry
Carson Johnson
the other flags have tried, none have the dilligance of the briton nor the autism to pull it off. why do you think brtions invented everything?
Mason Lewis
>All where are you getting such inclusive statistics that world governments don’t even have access to? is it an anime website
Ayden Rodriguez
Muh stonks
Nolan Morgan
>>Sadiq Khan warns 'stop Tube travel or more will die' Doesn't he have the power to do literally this
Oh yes one gymlad who recovered got it! Time to crash the world stocks!!!
Hudson White
Nah, unless they want people to riot. If neets can't watch pornhub or play DOTA they'll have nothing left in their isolated lives.
Justin Collins
Not just that but bus traffic goes out of huge capacity connections, not your shitty last mile home broadband.
Aaron Turner
don't tell cauldron
Justin Evans
still getting 10+ Mbps nntp
Adrian Morgan
Going to the shops for my 1 (one) state issued walk of the day. You guys want anything? Bear in mind I can only get so many items before the police stop me.
Gavin Sanders
my individual liberties back please
Daniel Perez
>brtions invented everything like what? incest?
Nathaniel Walker
Anyone else use up their government walk for something frivolous?
Ayden Johnson
not one, theres fucking loads, like I said its seems like all the young people I see have it, they hit up dirty sweaty gyms and breath in swower mist etc.
The "only old people narrative" was fucking reckless.
