/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2482 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

>not all cases are reported
>but yes all deaths are reported
cool story bro, Italian officials also said deaths were four times higher

>LOCK DOWN of 1.3 BILLION INDIANS FOR 21 DAYS
You must be retarded

>LOCK DOWN of 1.3 BILLION INDIANS FOR 21 DAYS
where will they shit now

PRAISE
CORONA
CHAN

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Who is the real winner in this?

They hate you

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>1% death rate is low

moron

They take what is yours

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The souce:
stronazdrowia.pl/koronawirus-w-polsce-i-na-swiecie-raport-minuta-po-minucie-na-zywo-o-najnowszych-informacjach-dotyczacych-epidemii-wirusa/ar/c1-14823840

One Amazon wage slave confirmed to have the virus, worked with who knows how many. Warehouse still operational top kek.
Numbers will grow like mad now.
All the packages he could infect ayyy lmao
Polish government not prepared at all for this.
Numbers will sky rocket now.

This article is amazing at showing how retarded Americans are
>boomers taking a random dose of a fish tank cleaner cause they heard the main ingredient being a cure on TV
>taking it as a precaution, weren't even sick
>die cause it's 10-20x the recommended dose
>for medication the 'phosphate' part is often left out
>migatards on twitter defending Trump saying "chloroquine phosphate" isn't the same as "chloroquine"
>claiming Trump was talking about hydroxychloroquine all the time as if it would've made a difference

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lmao no

Please take a new picture, this triggers my OCD.

>Who is the real winner in this?
Neets who will emerge from the underground and repopulate the Earth.

Fucking Brazilians

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>being scared of dying
>only deaths to corona is people who were already diseased and usually on lousy diets of MSG and HFCS which weaken immune system
>claim their death is corona and nothing else they had
>FEAR FEAR FEAR
>SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT
>OBEY OBEY OBEY
Liberty or death chad here, anyone else?

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GET BACK TO WORK AMERIGOYS

See what real leadership looks like, Dotards? This is a real leader not that babbling baboon with the vocabulary of a 12 year old. Wish Trudaeu was my president.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,171 (3,277) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 46,274 (588) Spain 39,673 (2,696) Germany 31,370 (133) Iran 24,811 (1,934) France 19,856 (860) Switzerland 9,117 (122) South Korea 9,037 (120) United Kingdom 6,735 (337) Netherlands 5,560 (276) Austria 4,960 (28) Belgium 4,269 (122) Norway 2,753 (12) Portugal 2,362 (30) Sweden 2,286 (36) Australia 2,144 (8) Canada 2,091 (24) Brazil 1,967 (34) Israel 1,656 (2) Malaysia 1,624 (15) Denmark 1,577 (32) Turkey 1,529 (37) Czech Republic 1,289 (2) Japan 1,140 (42) Ireland 1,125 (6) Ecuador 981 (18) Pakistan 958 (7) Chile 922 (2) Luxembourg 875 (8) Thailand 827 (4) Poland 799 (9) Finland 792 (1) Saudi Arabia 767 (1) Romania 762 (8) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Greece 695 (19) Indonesia 686 (55) Iceland 648 (2) Singapore 558 (2) Philippines 552 (35) India 519 (10) Russia 495 (1) Slovenia 480 (4) Peru 395 (5) Bahrain 390 (3) Hong Kong 386 (4) Mexico 367 (4) Egypt 366 (19) Croatia 361 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +78 (+7) United States +2,540 (+35) Spain +4,537 (+385) Germany +2,314 (+10) Iran +1,762 (+122) Switzerland +322 (+2) South Korea +76 (+9) United Kingdom +85 (+2) Netherlands +811 (+63) Austria +486 (+7) Belgium +526 (+34) Norway +128 (+2) Portugal +302 (+7) Sweden +240 (+9) Australia +257 (+1) Israel +214 (+1) Malaysia +106 (+1) Denmark +117 (+8) Czech Republic +53 (+1) Pakistan +83 (+1) Thailand +106 (+3) Poland +50 (+1) Saudi Arabia +205 (+1) Romania +186 (+1) Diamond Princess (+2) Greece (+2) Indonesia +107 (+6) Iceland +60 (+1) Philippines +90 (+2) Slovenia +38 (+1) Bahrain +13 (+1) Mexico +51 (+1) Iraq +50 (+4) Dominican Republic +67 (+3) San Marino (+1) Hungary +20 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +14 (+1) Albania +19 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Paraguay +5 (+1) Cabo Verde (+1) Brazil +43 Japan +12 Chile +176 Finland +92 Singapore +49 South Africa +152 India +20 Russia +57 Hong Kong +29…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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18 year old with no underlying conditions just died in the uk

>WAKE UP
>THERES A NEW VIRUS SPREADING IN CHINA

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>believing Yas Forums-tier schizo bullshit

They got what they deserved.

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Are you going to be saying this shit all the way up until the military knocks on your door asking if you have more than a weeks worth of food?

FUCKING CHINESE BRAPFAGS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Federal Government ordering testing sites in Florida to reduce volume

USA a fuck
Born to Corona

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Aliens

My aunt is a Corona death in CA. She was in her 80’s. Happened last night. Shit’s hitting home guys.

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I'm on like day 6 of feeling crappy allergies. I just want it to go away so I don't have to question whether or not I have covid. If I had it I would know by now right? I've been quarantined for 11 days now.

Why yes, I've been working this whole time, going to restaurants and parks and malls, and I've not done any social distancing... how can you tell?

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Repeat after me

THE RAPE OF NANKING WAS JUSTIFIED

And therefore it has a higher RO. Probably around 7
And maybe around 30% asymptomatic carriers, which matches Iceland
If you don't understand why this means we're even more fucked (without even considering reinfection) please kys

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can you stop creating new diseases
FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?!??

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Kill thyself.

>Germany 31,370 (133)
How?

The whole testing thing is fucking stupid anyways. It's not like they have a cure anyways, if you feel sick stay the fuck away from people.

Seeing East Germany doing better is strangely heartwarming.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) India (+0.25%) Poland (+2.47%) China (+4.59%) Switzerland (+5.33%) Taiwan (+5.48%) France (+5.74%) Spain (+6.08%) United Kingdom (+6.40%) Italy (+6.47%) Hong Kong (+6.76%) Australia (+7.12%) Netherlands (+7.09%) United States (+7.16%) Germany (+7.16%) Singapore (+7.40%) Brazil (+8.27%) South Africa (+8.91%) South Korea (+9.15%) Russia (+9.62%) Japan (+10.32%) Austria (+14.08%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-30%) Tokyo (-13%) Beijing (-33%) Wuhan (-26%) New Delhi (-58%) Dubai (-21%) Moscow (-42%) Rome (-56%) Milan (-52%) Berlin (-29%) Munich (-42%) Brussels (-53%) Paris (-58%) Madrid (-43%) Barcelona (-45%) London (-23%) Sao Paulo (-0%) Buenos Aires (-0%) New York (-3%) Washington (-3%) Miami (-0%) Toronto (-1%) Chicago (-3%) Houston (-2%) Mexico City (-6%) Los Angeles (-4%) Seattle (-6%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
China (760m) India (455m) Pakistan (205m) Germany (82m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Brazil (44m) Ukraine (42m) California (39m) Venezuela (32m) Peru (32m) Malaysia (31m) New York (19m) Ecuador (16m) Philippines (13m) Czech Republic (10m) Illinois (12m) Belgium (11m) Greece (10m) Jordan (9m) Austria (8m) New Jersey (8m) Serbia (7m) Washington (7m) Iraq (7m) Denmark (5m) Lebanon (6m) El Salvador (6m) Norway (5m) Finland (5m) Ireland (4m) Kuwait (4m)

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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GERMANY LOSES 6 MILLION (oy vey!) OF MASKS FROM CHINA IN KENYA AIRPORT
>GERMANY LOSES 6 MILLION (oy vey!) OF MASKS FROM CHINA IN KENYA AIRPORT
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elmundo.es/internacional/2020/03/24/5e79e981fc6c832d1f8b458b.html

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Always a fucking leaf

>Liberty or death
>>but I won’t actually go out and defend my rights with guns, I’m gonna lock myself in my house like a good lil goyim and cry about muh fascists on Yas Forums and twitter
Based virtue signalling slacktivist

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Anyone who tries to invade my home and steal my property at gunpoint is going to be shot.

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HAIL OUR GODDESS CORONA-CHAN

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>testing literally everyone
>young immigrant population
>lying

I hope the virus mutates and it kills at least half their population.
Press S to shit on mutt graves, no one to spread feminism, multiculturalism, child trannies, nigger worship and to start wars for Israel once they all die.

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in animes there is always talk of great plague etc before it starts. Are we set to live in a cyberpunk dystopian future soon?

>Nothing going on here, keep slaving away wagie, or it's off to FEMA

China did the same thing, told their party members to reduce counting, but amazing enough it did not stop what was about to happen.
Idiots want to deny reality instead of embracing the truth. That alone will cause uncountable amounts of damage

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A virus that barely kills yet wrecks economy like nothing else.
Brilliant.

>president states in uncommon clear terms that this is a malaria drug for treatment
>random boomers who are not even sick start eating cleaning products like it's the next tide pod challenge
it would've made a difference if they had not been retarded fat-for-brains american boomers.

White friend, any news about the 15m lost mobile users accounts in China?

High testing capacity and density, reveals lots of unsymptomatic and mild cases.
Also high IC capacity, other countries are overwhelmed already.
Germany actually takes patients from France and Italy now.
Check list of fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E

Plenty of deaths aren't being reported either.

On that note, does anyone know where I can check the total or daily number of tests? I suspect the percentage of people testing positive daily is going to keep increasing, and it's a metric I want to track.

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What are your symptoms? Have you had a fever or any respiratory distress? I know a few people who tested positive.

Yeah but he was probably a Paki and actually a 48 year old smoker.

stress can do crazy things to your somatic system, dont let it get the better of you user. just stay healthy, breathe in steam, stay hydrated.

You have to take quinine-type drugs as prophylactics for a month or more before you visit malaria zones for it to be effective against malaria (even then it's like 80%).
That's probably what jewgle told these imbeciles.

S

Lol corona chan isnt alone with Ebola chan anymore. Hanta chan will be joining them soon because China

At least abe woke up and canceled the Olympics

>corona patient dies
>he had litteraly any other condition
>say that condition killed him and don't count it as virus death

>proxyflag assumes like an asshole
>phoneposting cancer
Checks out. I bet you've been scared and terrorized into submitting and obeying your government too

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Why don't they mention that China used a Bio Weapon on their own people and it backfired horribly (by horribly almost everyone in world is infected)

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okay whatever helps you sleep at night

There should be thousands of deaths
per day in the US by now if you believed these Jewish mortality rate figures of 4+%. It's well under 1% in reality. Time to get back to work folks, this is literally nothing

>580k people with no symptoms
>64k people with symptoms
>4k people with strong symptoms
>6k deaths (99% over 50 year olds)
>OMG THE END IS NIGH WER GOING EXTINCT!

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They only count respiratory failure deaths, while most corona deaths are from heart failure

>Are we set to live in a cyberpunk dystopian future soon?
More likely a shitty sovietpunk dystopia.

Dugin kinda based

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>animes

america used a bioweapon on china to destroy their economy as petty revenge for losing a trade war that america started

How would you come to that conclusion?

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It's slowing down

Wasn't death rate of Spanish Flu low in Europe?

>I cOuLd StOp A sWaT tEaM
Alright buddy
The LARP fantasy you play in your head where you take on the American Military only exists in your head.

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You having Ligma helps me sleep at night

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Were there an ADE-reaction detected on SARS-CoV? Since people still speculate about this on SARS-CoV-2. Wouldn't we already know if there was ADE by now?

No masks = death says Kek.

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So you are saying a water cleaner did it's job in cleansing the gene pool? I fail to see the issue as it was obviously used as directed.

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how can EUmutts even compete?

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>trust me bro

That guy needs some meds pronto.

bros.. how could the chinks eat this c???

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Ok Chang

How the fuck did this happen?
How did we manage to go from 3k new cases to 6k new cases in just a day?
And I'm pretty sure by the end of today we will have another 6k new cases
End my suffering

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>Plenty of deaths aren't being reported either.
This here.
A few days ago there were literally reports where hospital staff told reporters that they simply stopped counting, because there were too many to keep track off.
I doubt there is still a country with any kind of accurate numbers. It's all bullshit by now.

here we see how a cia nigger fears the schizo

My god Germans are delusional

wtf is ligma

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lmfao I'm chilling bro. I've left my house every day this year and haven't felt better in my life. Taking the boat out on the water later tonight, too. Stop me, fags. You cant.

There's been an insane influx of shills in the past few days, maybe the past week. What's their goal? Mentally challenged Redditors or literal CCP propaganda? Maybe a mix of both? Is it because the US is finally seeing a heavy increase of cases and people can't hide in their safespaces anymore, pretending that everything's going to be okay?

Why are you on here and not outside, protesting with armed weapons? Have you done literally anything of the sort? Or have you just posted about it on the internet?
And that’s a pretty bigbrained move by me to proxy as a leaf, the most hated and disregarded country on Yas Forums. Idiot.

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Trannies don't have wombs.

Never said I could stop them. I only said they were going to get shot. Like I said, user, LIBERTY OR DEATH. I'm not afraid of dying like a sissy.

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i dodged a bullet. i was supposed to fly into barcelona and go skiing in andorra but I didnt book a flight in time and got priced out

yeah this is /cvg/ not your blog lad

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>Amazon
Good thing I don't order from there.

Friendly reminder to all Asia in American anons out there don’t forget to report you’re hate crime that happened to you

asianpacificpolicyandplanningcouncil.org/stop-aapi-hate/

Well situation is shitty, soon we will get easter infections and then massive spike during voting. At least I hope for infected politicians.

Spainish flu fatality rate was abou 2-3%, 50-100 million people still died.
The first wave mainly affected the old while the second wave mainly killed 18-25 year olds

it’s short for ligament

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ligma balls lmao

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>IVE SEEN IT ON INFORWARS GERMANYS ARE LYING!!

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The Darkside is the pathway to many abilities some may consider unnatural...

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>every single one of the new infected hanta chinks was out and about chewing uncooked rodents
lmao i love this crisis

This virus is a nothing burger. Flu kills more

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8M feminazis spreaded it everywhere. And then to the old people who are dying non-stop.
1 achoo can spread the virus up to 25 people in a close room.

GET IN HERE, NEW YORK HAS INCREASED 3 FUCKING TIMES TODAY, THEY ARE OFFICIALLY FUCKED

youtube.com/watch?v=aTJPhVMn5D0

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>increasing testing capacity
>more public awareness, more people show up for testing
Probably. The exponential growth is a bitch. Still waiting for real numbers to start today.

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Croatia 380 cases, no deaths, 6 on respirators, about 20 recoveries.

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reminder that coronaviruses already existed and compose of about 10% of seasonal flus before this shit and its just another mutation. Literally play for play everyone is making it bigger than it is because MONEY. Its the name of the game. They don't give a fuck about dead people or sick, FUND MY RESEARCH GOYIM.

Putin in a protective suit visited the medical center
youtu.be/cC3CRJl-0UU

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Local Chinese man hits a bump in the road and falls down into rat shit on his way to work, gets there and comes into contact, transmitting the disease to 32 other people then dies later, causing China to go into another nation-wide lockdown.

>The first wave mainly affected the old while the second wave mainly killed 18-25 year olds
ADE is one hell of a bitch

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Nice no pants shot! More and I will rate prep

A disease I made up

OH NONONO

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who?

normies around here are going insane.
my uncle is convinced it's all a conspiracy.
my brother's superior sperged out about the "bio-weapon intentionally released" during a skype meeting.

I think they're all going alex jones schizo mode at 3 am googling theories, hell they might even be lurking this general.
It's like Q-boomers, but on a massive (pandemic) scale

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North Carolina is now only testing people that are sick enough to be hospitalized. If you have symptoms they tell you to stay home and assume you have it. America is going full retard to preserve our jewish masters’ bank accounts

I unironically hope everyone dies

Infowars is full nothingburger mode. You are the schizos now.

gee who could have guessed

it really must be the first time in history the confirmed cases are the only ones that exists....lol

>mfw the later estimated numbers are usually 10 times as high as the confirmed cases

>mfw some retards on /cvg/ still haven't understodd this simple fact

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As soon as you provide evidence, I will rethink my position, until then, your theory is wrong.
The second german COVID-19 death was reported dying of heart-failure, so what are you talking about?

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Don't get too cocky bongbro, you'll join the club on a few days
You acted too late, as all of us

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I am worried that made complete sense to me. I really should read more Dugin

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Life is normal here in the states. Literally fake news. I have seen nothing change here in Chicago.

kike glowies pushing the fear agenda

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>doesn't know leaf is the most available proxy which can post on Yas Forums
I bet you're not even behind 7 proxies.

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probably true, but its a fun ride, isnt it?

It's not but it's not hard to pretend it is and send everyone to work. Just call it a harder flu season.

India shutdown for 21 days! Wtf where wilk I poop now.

No. You gotta let the virus brew up and go bio-nuke. you don't catch the virus and just die.

and the death rate rises as healthcare system gets overwhelmed. If that Germanfag thinks 1% is low now, wait until millions are infected and there's no hospital beds and respirators.

It's over

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One fucking kid.

where is CA?

yo mama

LMFAO stay jealous you're a loser crammed in ur little dingus shake in the desert while I'm letting my 80 horse Merc rip acrossed the lake sippin' long necks with a hot 5'10 blonde under my arms.

They don't it's mainly a meme, the swiss eat dogs and cats if they had the same population we would be seeing those vids from there instead of China.

Manga sauce?

(previous bread)
Are you going to release the cremation technology?

Totally not real

>CORONA IS NOT HUMAN TRANSMISSIBLE GOY
t. WHO at January 14 2020

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>I have that same suit
Feels good man

Well I don’t proxy because I don’t care.

>I have seen nothing change here in Chicago.
you're lying out of your ass. chicago is a ghost town. there is nobody in the city at all

i'm going to get my girlfriend and her pet rabbit over here soon and we are prepared to quarantine ourselves for the next 4 months. wish us luck bros.

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Easter

1 death, you are a fucking retard for trusting the official information. the old guy died from corona and everyone around him is also infected, Brtonigla is the main hotspot in the county.

erm.... hello????

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>I'm not afraid of dying like a sissy.

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We do here. It's why numbers exploded yesterday: They fixed the tracking issues they were having. But yeah, don't believe numbers in general. Even in Italy, the reason numbers haven't been rising as fast is because they've been testing fewer people. They even stated they were testing fewer people, implying that was a good thing. And people bought it.

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Florida's official count updated at 11AM EST
There were over 200 new cases found between the hours of 6PM and 11AM last night. For comparison, there had been 200 cases over the 24 hours previous to that.

Exponential curves, you cunts. Did every American politician fail math?

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Which part of california? 626 here, considering quitting my retail job.

cute

Trump is prematurely ejaculating about encouraging people return to work.

I wonder what led the WHO to assume people would be ok with it taking chink propaganda for granted

People with other ilnesses that could otherwise be saved would die, only like 10% of mutts are somewhat healthy, this will be a massacre there.

You need to level-up your orgnaization skill.

yep, any signs of dead bodies or sick people?

nope. nothing has changed. its all fake.

>the swiss eat dogs

That just proves me right. Where are the 99% comorbidities? You are only counting people with comorbodities exceptionally.

They really need to be fired from canons.

Who even gives a shit. I also don't give a shit about Istria.

Get a partner rabbit for food.

Oh so the exact average death rate they predicted of 1%???? Fucking retard faggots are everywhere. Muh 5g muh Bill Gates. Muh coof wont go away. Didnt all you fucking losers see the videos posted before china shut down the country? Or are you fucking new here?

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Who’s Steve Jobs?

theres nobody outside and no cars on the street how the fuck is that normal?

There is no cure retard, how would testing a person in non-critical condition benefit anyone? Fucking brain dead.