PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TOWNHALL TODAY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470599-1/
youtu.be/SfhI1aHwOJQ
>VP Pence on Hannity 3/23/20
youtu.be/pBKkcjUW4hI
>VP Pence comments to staff&reporters @FEMA HQ 3/23/20
youtu.be/GmNGlwAxRDI?t=4500
youtu.be/Cj7gvgHT7f8
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
c-span.org/video/?470600-1/
>SoS Pompeo visits Kabul Afghanistan 3/23/20
youtu.be/odAoVH3-Rgc
youtu.be/A0cxKh1YdXs
youtu.be/PyfYwAxmgO4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
youtu.be/GXmAKY7Yq_U
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
youtu.be/_F4ocuLz_8M
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144077434001/
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/pkyRGF9qAgU
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/23/20
youtu.be/SorzMBbKEUM
>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144026684001
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
youtu.be/VK416Yg6axo
>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
youtu.be/F_JfmcHIziA
>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743980/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
dvidshub.net/video/743969/
>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
youtu.be/uaBES9QeBBk

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theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/23/brazils-jair-bolsonaro-says-coronavirus-crisis-is-a-media-trick
globalnews.ca/news/6718799/vancouver-50k-fines-ignoring-emergency-coronavirus-measures/
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Why can't Trump be this based? Never thought I'd say this, but I'm kinda jealous of Brazil...

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/23/brazils-jair-bolsonaro-says-coronavirus-crisis-is-a-media-trick

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indelible

FINALLY TRUMP LISTENED

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MAGA

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MAGA

NEW BAKER NEEDED

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i got it

>kike governor tells people to not work
>encourages people to file for unemployment online because phones are swamped
>impossible to create an account to file
>they say it's been upgraded
>still impossible
i fucking hate illinois

inedible

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shit webum

Why is Trump so dumb?

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>swinging against movement direction of horse

AWOO

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MAGA

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>TRUMP IS HITLER
>IMPEACH!
>TRUMP ISN'T BEING HITLER
>IMPEACH!

decent channel but some videos I wish he would just get to the point

>PUNCH THE MONKEY AND WIN A PRIZE!
>punch the monkey
>win no prize
fucking kikes

>8 second reply
Jej, you alright

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That's a big ass, dayum.

DOW OVER 20K
TRUMP RECOVERY BABY
BABY KILLING DEMOCRAT SATANISTS DEFEATED

AWOOVEMENT

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Chinks eat dog dicks and bats. There are niggers in Africa who know better than to eat bats. Imagine doing something even a nigger knows is a bad idea.

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He's 100% right on this, you dumb nigger. The "cure" has been far deadlier than the problem. Kill yourself.

that's actually slow for me if i was actually read
at least my computer is running fast again

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Why do you fuck goats, Mohammed?

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DIOS MIO...

actually ready*

gud weebum

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You wake up tied to bedpost and this hammerhead shark says you have to eat all the eggs before she'll untie you. What do?

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>why yes, I am willing to die for kike profits. I’m sure everyone else feels the same, right?

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Venice is so clean now, you can see the bottoms of the canals.

>all those empty cartons
tick tock Brit

>ResetERA

Consider staying there, weirdo.

Its in the graph they're cheating. 3 peaks? Every other race has a normal curve

devour her roe to make sure she doesn't reproduce

so it seems, so it seems

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What's cocaine turtle's plan for today? He doesn't have 50 senators, and the Dems are trying to steamroll the Green New Deal and then some with Pelosi's coronavirus bailout plan.

>You don't even need an economy goy! Just stay home permanently!
(you)

thank you sir. may your baking run be long and based

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Bill went from 1.2 trillion to 1.8 trillion, with possible chance to reach 2.6 trillion if additional stimulus is needed to be sent out for individuals and families.

>let's just keep everyone out of a job indefinitely over a meme virus
He's absolutely right, this shit should have never been instituted, and it's gone on far too long.

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>Going to where all the sick people are to get some gay test that doesn't matter anyways

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You think that her idiot ass wouldn't buy that many eggs?

>kike profits
>hurr durr what are small businesses
Neck yourself

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Based

Honestly, I get what he was trying to say, but it came out wrong. Abbott is probably pissed.

>MSM: MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WILL DIE FROM CORONAVIRUS
>Trump: naw it's all good, we can handle it
>MSM: OMG DRUMPF IS MURDERING MILLIONS OF AMERICANS!!
>Trump: okay, I'll declare national emergency
>MSM: OMG BLUMPF YOU NEED TO ORDER A FULL LOCKDOWN OF THE COUNTRT
>Trump: naw, I'll let states decide what to do
>MSM: FUCKING FLUMPF IS MURDERING PEOPLE
>...
>...
>less than 600 people dead since Feb. 1

Remember, these people want to poor, locked in your house and dead just so they can pwn drumpf

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Please cover her face before posting thanks

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"literally why we need more roadside testing but drumpf"

I wonder if she's trying to signal that she's fertile and ready to make half-breed mutt children.
No thanks.

It was an infertility joke, fren.

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It's a nothingburger. Coronavirus can't cope with hot and humid weather.

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>60,000 Corona tests
>90% of them will come back negative

I'm not skilled with photoshop, sorry

>start throwing up
>and getting beat by momma
such is life in the niggerverse

good analysis

>half-breed mutt children.
To be fair, I think she's an octaroon, so if a huwhite man did shoot his seed deep up inside her cervix, their kids would only be 1/16 non-white. That's enough to pass most purity tests.

I wouldn't want her to have kids. Have you seen Brittany when she was young? Uggo as fuck

You're still posting this?

Embarrassing for you, Mike.

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If i hang my dick out the car window will you 'test' it?

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Just start the economy bro

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Also explains why NY has it so much worse.

Bolso was in full nothingburger mode a week ago. There has been almost no testing there.

>portuguese deaths: 29
>irish deaths: 6
what did they mean by this?

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>at our wedding
>Brit comes down the aisle dressed in all white
>looking beautiful as ever
>because she's got a grocery bag with eyeholes over her head

I'm afraid if we ever met her milkers would overpower my self-discipline, then the next morning she would be super clingy and I wouldn't be able to get rid of her.

Fortunately I dry women out like the Sahara, so I've got that going for me.

She's an e-thot. Her mutt children will grow up learning their morals, language, and behavior from her thottery.

>willing to die
>less than 1% of infected will die
I doubt this narrative will work after this week. People are ready to get back to real life. Obviously the media wants us scared, poor, and ultimately dead like Bill Maher said

0.79%

all beerflu numbers are bullshit, china lies and italy can't count. not to mention most countries either haven't tested or have shit tests

Kikes are literally the only ones profiting from this farce.

Can any Canadians explain to me why Canada more specifically BC & Toronto haven't had major outbreaks? Is Trudeau really doing that much better of a job than trump?

those are US numbers you twat

Based

>then the next morning she would be super clingy
There's a rumor that she's been very quietly escorting on the side to monetize her fifteen minutes of attentionwhoring. If so, she might not be clingy in the morning: she might know full well to disappear.

US falls under "most countries"

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>escorting
Not with that look famalamadingdong

Just drive over here whenever you're ready.

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Well she does have Onlyfans. Wouldn't doubt that she has Cash App and charges guys for sex. Probably even fucks her landlord to keep her in the house.

The death rate is sinking. Yesterday they were at a little over 1.3%. Today, it's at 1.26%. Last week, you retards were spewing numbers from 3.4-10%. Also, people under 50 without preexisting conditions are just around 1% of all deaths.

Fake news. Nothing burger. Trump did his best. It’s Obama’s fault.

>why Canada more specifically BC & Toronto haven't had major outbreaks
Because the chinks are concentrated in Vancouver, which is where the Chinese virus is having a major outbreak.
globalnews.ca/news/6718799/vancouver-50k-fines-ignoring-emergency-coronavirus-measures/

Truth. This has only benefited faceless multinational corporations and the (((rootless cosmopolitans))) who runs them.

You'd be shocked at the type of girls that sell their pussy for money.

>there are third world shitholes bordering China with less cases than European countries

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>*laughs in .2% death rate under 50*
Kill yourself faggot.

Yeah I realize that that's why I said BC. They only have 1000 cases in the whole country and over 100000 tested

Honestly unless a thot is on my dick or does hardcore porn I have no use for her

My uncanny ability to turn women off saves me yet again.

we can thank fucking italy for that
>let's hug some chinks
>we're also a tourist hotspot
>whoops, we infected the entire world
combine that with the idiots in western countries prying the borders open despite all common sense, and you've got a pandemic

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>asians are the anti-nigger
Explains my yellow fever.

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I don't doubt she could give blowies on the corner. She just isn't good looking enough to be an expensive escort.

if you were a virus would you want to live in an irish?

Well, she’s a mutt “actress”, what else do you expect ?